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>>43299308But Trixie, you're already my special somepony!
>>43299308No. You are annoying and your voice makes my ears hurt.
>>43299308Trixie decided to spice up our marriage by playing out our first date again.
>>43299748Trixie is just THAT sweet to the man she loves
>>43299308Absolutely, my power and lovely wife! From now until death do us part!
>>43299308She says to the mirror
>>43299825Because she's practicing on saying it to me!
>>43299831Implying Trixie needs to practice…
>>43299834Even the best of us need some practice, anon!
>>43299308Trixie would never say this. It should be >"The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie offers you to be her DOTING and SUBSERVIENT special somepony. You'll accept, of course. After all, who wouldn't?"
>>43299844>>"The GREAT and POWERFUL TrixieWhy doesn't this catchphrase get on you people's nerves?
>>43299859Because it's said by a silly pony. If I were around a woman who said it constantly, I'd want to hit her.
>>43299859Because I like Trixie. Is your ego not allowing a cute mare to have a persona and enjoy herself? How dare she claim to be great and powerful?
>>43299880Imagine having such a large and unabashed ego that one couldn't even slightly allow another to revel in their own selves! That is quite sad and pathetic honestly that you could not allow love of another just for that one fact. It really says a lot about you and your personality than Trixies. And resorting to violence to try and correct a behavior that doesn't even affect you physically that only brings maybe slight comfort in the one doing it? How shameful…
>>43299859>>43299862>>43300047Oops! Wrong one! Haha!
>>43299328But that's not rainbow dash
>>43299834Bitch she literally practices in her sleep
>>43299308Of course.
>>43300063Proof? Who’s taking pictures or video of Trixie in her sleep?
>>43300231haha totally not me ha....
>>43300231I would gladly take pictures of Trixie in her sleep, in the shower, when she's practicing, when she's taking pictures of me...
>>43300309rumpa
>>43301690Say something nice about my wife's butt.
>>43301694
Yes
>>43301694My wife's butt is very squishable.
Such a silly
>>43302683>anthro
>>43303238It isn't though?
>>43299308Ew
>>43303244Hooves and pony head on otherwise human proportions. Grow a set of eyes.
>>43303351Still would
Sleepy wife