>You hear a knocking at your window. Startled, you see a bat pony girl on the other side."Its raining out here! Can you unlock the window so I can get in? I'll be your girlfriend. You're gonna accidentally leave your house unlocked and I'll get in eventually, anyway. Pleaase?"If this happens to you BE CAREFUL! Once a bat pony gets in they will see you as their mate and you'll never get rid of her.
>>43301352She doesn't look happy. And I don't like when mares are unhappy.
>mediumBut my interest in batponies (autism btw) is neither small or large, it's non-existent.
>>43301355She's unhappy because she's outside.
>>43301359
>>43301352Are you a fairy?
>>43301362But if you unlock the window she'll end up a little... too happy if you know what I mean.
>>43301368I love it when mares are happy. I love hearing them cutely giggle.
>>43301352>they>theirgo back faggot
>>43301352>rape
>grapeBat ponies love those.
>>43301352>Once a bat pony gets in they will see you as their mate and you'll never get rid of herWhat's the tradeoff? I don't see the bad part here.
>>43301352She can come in, she doesn't need to be my gf. She can take a shower, if she stays with the rain's humidity for long, she will catch a cold so is better if she doesn't.
>>43301352We're going to make so many foals together
>>43301455>she doesn't need to be my gfCute that you think you have a choice in the matter.
>>43301352It's the same deal as with any other sanctuary threshold-bound being: for better or worse, the sacred law of hospitality is more important than secular reason. I'll beat her up with a fire poker later if she tries anything.>I'll be your girlfriend.No she won't. I'll have her sign a waiver first.
>>43301352SHE'S A FUCKING VAMPIRE! VAMPIRES CAN'T ENTER HOMES WITHOUT PERMISSION! SHE'S GONNA SUCK YOUR BLOOD IN YOUR SLEEP!
>>43301710What if she's a cop? Or a robot hardwired to honor private property? Or just very neurotic?
>>43301710>its like I am Legend the book>batponies will goad and taunt you outside your house to try and get you to come out>batpony mares will do things like rub their genitals on your window to get you to let them inside
>>43301352
>>43301352LET THE BAT IN
>>43300816Who is she? She’s super pretty
>>43301922>>43301927
>>43301922Bat named Gotha
>>43301936Cute bat.She needs more art. I think I remember her artist’s old comic, Wings Of Fire
>>43301352sad mares make me feel painI would do anything in the world to make her smile
>>43301936From what I've seen so far, she doesn't seem to be a chipper bat though.
>>43302338Gotha basically is one of the only surviving members of the lunar guard. She’s putting her duty as a mentor over being a mother to her daughter, Dive Siren.Being Indoctrinated from decades of loyalty to something rest of equestria would consider a myth would totally mess up prioritieshttps://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/3/17/1389213__safe_artist-colon-dangercloseart_princess+luna_queen+chrysalis_oc_oc-colon-dive+siren_oc-colon-gotha_bat+pony_mouse_pony_rattlesnake_snake_comic-colon-.png
>>43301352>Last week it was Kirin>The week before a pegasusYou're gonna run out of room on the bed if any more of these pony-creatures come knocking at your window.
batfags are the sonicfags of the fandom
>>43302522I don't know about the other threads, but the bat autist is a regular. He likes his leather wings.
>>43302477>description is mare>draws a stallion>2026
>>43302477>bat keeping loyalty to long-kept Lunar Guard tradition even after a thousand years of banishmenthnnnnng>>43302854>He likes his leather wings.Indescribably based
>>43301355>mareBats are not mares though.
>>43302992Bat PONY females are mares.
fuck off, I only let fairies into my house
>>43302966She’s just simply beautiful. Underrated milf bap.I’d totally be her new husband as well
>>43301710noooo anything but being a blood bank for a cute pony, noooo
>>43301376Sigh. You do know that the word "they" was a word in use before the trans trend, right? He literally says "her" in the same sentence.
>>43303212>Sigh.
>>43303220I have to when someone is so obsessed with feminine penis that they look for tranny cues in everything. And btw "they" in the above sentence is a normal use of the word. It did exist before all this troon shit and was used quite often.
>>43302477>cool bat lore>open comic>starts off with autistic (and bad) gun wankery and a weird edgy chrysalis plotdarn it
>>43303225>read an obviously edgy thing>it's full of edge>curse this sudden but inevitable betrayal
>>43303245I wanted edgy batponies, not retarded and poorly thought out guns-in-equestria with a retarded and poorly thought out chrysalis/nightmare plot that barely touches upon batponies except that one single page
>>43303169>her new husbandWhat happened to her old one?
>>43303264Presumed dead..Here’s the comic if anyone’s interested https://www.canterlotcomics.com/chap/en/wings_of_fire/pages_0_11-411#Page3542
>>43303222It was always non-standard.
>>43303271>Presumed deadAssuming that he is, the how plays a huge role in the question whether she's waifu material or not.
>>43303967Being with her, you’ll need to decide if you want a harsh and stern older mare, who will prioritize training her daughter to be a warrior over being a mother
