>You hear a knocking at your window. Startled, you see a bat pony girl on the other side."Its raining out here! Can you unlock the window so I can get in? I'll be your girlfriend. You're gonna accidentally leave your house unlocked and I'll get in eventually, anyway. Pleaase?"If this happens to you BE CAREFUL! Once a bat pony gets in they will see you as their mate and you'll never get rid of her.
>>43301352She doesn't look happy. And I don't like when mares are unhappy.
>mediumBut my interest in batponies (autism btw) is neither small or large, it's non-existent.
>>43301355She's unhappy because she's outside.
>>43301359
>>43301352Are you a fairy?
>>43301362But if you unlock the window she'll end up a little... too happy if you know what I mean.
>>43301368I love it when mares are happy. I love hearing them cutely giggle.
>>43301352>they>theirgo back faggot
>>43301352>rape
>grapeBat ponies love those.
>>43301352>Once a bat pony gets in they will see you as their mate and you'll never get rid of herWhat's the tradeoff? I don't see the bad part here.
>>43301352She can come in, she doesn't need to be my gf. She can take a shower, if she stays with the rain's humidity for long, she will catch a cold so is better if she doesn't.
>>43301352We're going to make so many foals together
>>43301455>she doesn't need to be my gfCute that you think you have a choice in the matter.
>>43301352It's the same deal as with any other sanctuary threshold-bound being: for better or worse, the sacred law of hospitality is more important than secular reason. I'll beat her up with a fire poker later if she tries anything.>I'll be your girlfriend.No she won't. I'll have her sign a waiver first.
>>43301352SHE'S A FUCKING VAMPIRE! VAMPIRES CAN'T ENTER HOMES WITHOUT PERMISSION! SHE'S GONNA SUCK YOUR BLOOD IN YOUR SLEEP!
>>43301710What if she's a cop? Or a robot hardwired to honor private property? Or just very neurotic?
>>43301710>its like I am Legend the book>batponies will goad and taunt you outside your house to try and get you to come out>batpony mares will do things like rub their genitals on your window to get you to let them inside
>>43301352
>>43301352LET THE BAT IN
>>43300816Who is she? She’s super pretty
>>43301922>>43301927
>>43301922Bat named Gotha
>>43301936Cute bat.She needs more art. I think I remember her artist’s old comic, Wings Of Fire
>>43301352sad mares make me feel painI would do anything in the world to make her smile
>>43301936From what I've seen so far, she doesn't seem to be a chipper bat though.
>>43302338Gotha basically is one of the only surviving members of the lunar guard. She’s putting her duty as a mentor over being a mother to her daughter, Dive Siren.Being Indoctrinated from decades of loyalty to something rest of equestria would consider a myth would totally mess up prioritieshttps://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/3/17/1389213__safe_artist-colon-dangercloseart_princess+luna_queen+chrysalis_oc_oc-colon-dive+siren_oc-colon-gotha_bat+pony_mouse_pony_rattlesnake_snake_comic-colon-.png
>>43301352>Last week it was Kirin>The week before a pegasusYou're gonna run out of room on the bed if any more of these pony-creatures come knocking at your window.
batfags are the sonicfags of the fandom
>>43302522I don't know about the other threads, but the bat autist is a regular. He likes his leather wings.
>>43302477>description is mare>draws a stallion>2026
>>43302477>bat keeping loyalty to long-kept Lunar Guard tradition even after a thousand years of banishmenthnnnnng>>43302854>He likes his leather wings.Indescribably based
>>43301355>mareBats are not mares though.
>>43302992Bat PONY females are mares.
fuck off, I only let fairies into my house
>>43302966She’s just simply beautiful. Underrated milf bap.I’d totally be her new husband as well
>>43301710noooo anything but being a blood bank for a cute pony, noooo
>>43301376Sigh. You do know that the word "they" was a word in use before the trans trend, right? He literally says "her" in the same sentence.
>>43303212>Sigh.
>>43303220I have to when someone is so obsessed with feminine penis that they look for tranny cues in everything. And btw "they" in the above sentence is a normal use of the word. It did exist before all this troon shit and was used quite often.
>>43302477>cool bat lore>open comic>starts off with autistic (and bad) gun wankery and a weird edgy chrysalis plotdarn it
>>43303225>read an obviously edgy thing>it's full of edge>curse this sudden but inevitable betrayal
>>43303245I wanted edgy batponies, not retarded and poorly thought out guns-in-equestria with a retarded and poorly thought out chrysalis/nightmare plot that barely touches upon batponies except that one single page
>>43303169>her new husbandWhat happened to her old one?
>>43303264Presumed dead..Here’s the comic if anyone’s interested https://www.canterlotcomics.com/chap/en/wings_of_fire/pages_0_11-411#Page3542
>>43303222It was always non-standard.
>>43303271>Presumed deadAssuming that he is, the how plays a huge role in the question whether she's waifu material or not.
>>43303967Being with her, you’ll need to decide if you want a harsh and stern older mare, who will prioritize training her daughter to be a warrior over being a mother
>>43301936Kid named Finger:
>>43305657https://x.com/MurdoinkGS/status/2066985516688355765
Bap bump
>>43301352> Once a bat pony gets in they will you see you as their mate and you’ll never get rid of her.Maybe someday OP will explain WHY that’s a bad thing.
>>43308718Ugh. I hate sparkledog batponies. I prefer dark colors.
>>43308718I like pink ponies
>>43303169Can any drawfags draw this beautiful mare??
>>43309729>tfw the random bat image you selected from your bat folder to bump the thread gives an anon his new waifuI'm sorry, anon.
>>43310277This is why you should already have a waifu before entering these threads. Then it can't happen to you.
>>43309123you will be cursed for a sparkledog life and everything will be a sparkledog for you
Bat is running low.
>>43311972That's a long ass tongue.
>>43312640boop bap belly button
>>43311444phone battery low :(
>>43312644enjoy it now before the monster arrives
>>43312640
>>43309729Make a request in the bale or drawfag threads.
>>43313654The bats are sinking our ships now. Damn them!
fuck bats
>>43313943have you considered not being a solarist
>>43302522Everyday Life with Monster Pony Girls
>>43314067None of them are monsters though.
>>43313943It's her ship, she just sucks at shipping. Shippery. Ocean stuff.
>>43314543I would never trust bats with shipping, not even for free
>>43314741Late Night Parcels, one of the many small competitors of the Royal Postal Service, was originally a local guild of assassins back when most of the land was still discorded in various ways and this business was perforce deemed respectable. Then they turned to transporting dangerous prisoners, and finally to parcels, still with some predilection for cursed artifacts, destinations that shouldn't exist and getting paid in gold that disappears in the morning. According to an urban legend, their motto in a rare dead language means "I know where you are". The legend is wrong.
>>43313943We need to embrace naval bats.
>>43315146Ew, they're wet and slippery and leave salt everywhere.
>>43315146>Bats covered in soot and machine oilYou're activating some really niche fetishes here.
>bap
>>43315146Das Bat
>>43315146
>>43316094>three cats What?
>>43316561I believe it’s a reference to a u-boat (U-48) that had it as a symbol of good luck.The submarine survived 3 depth charge attacks and sunk the most tonnage during WW2
>>43315858
>>43316606>A black cat as a symbol of good luckWeird choice, but okay.
>>43318503do not
>>43319580Dude weed lmao.
>>43319580I can relate to the bap's anger
>>43318503This is gay.
>>43321030MP in this case stands for Military Pone, correct?
>>43321098It's actually Mango Patrol
>>43308718I want this twink obliterated.
>>43301936What an austere-looking bat.
Stylish baps
>>43321098Mare Purple
>>43322408I wish she didn't have those things in her ears.
>>43323742Don't worry, they're magnetic clip-ons.She just wants to look cool.
>>43323742>normie sensibilitiesThe real question is why some bats are freckleless. She wouldn't have to slap shape-revealing point-like features on her body if she had them naturally. Is she broken?
>>43323048Sex with Dusky
>>43323781There's nothing broken about having a smooth skin though.
up for cute baps
Bats?
>>43324459its mangover
>Make eye contact with bat pony>Blink>You already have 4 foals together How do they do it?
Are there any fruits that batponies don't like? What if we gave them a noni fruit?
>>43325433Not sure if they don't like them or not, But I can't remember seeing a bat with a coconut.
>>43325480>coconutsometimes they get creative about opening those
Sluts.The lot of them.
>>43303264She ate him.
>>43311982And she knows how to use it.
bap got lost on the way to your house
>>43325805That looks painful.
>>43325829My head canon is it can be jammed down your throat but it oxygenates so you're fine with it there for hours. And bap sleeps better with it in your throat so night night. She'll pull it out in the morning.
>>43305585Ponies in loose socks or ponies removing socks or putting on socks is peak.
>>43326383only for the unicorn
bat up
>>43327575That's bat enough.
>>43328256Artist?
Save bats from frogs.
>>43329554Sure thing.
>>43330322That's the bat trap, isn't it.
Slow bat.
>>43331001
>>43327025This is the real reason why you shouldn't invite bats. They're far too explosive.
Did everyone just got nabbed by bat pones or something?
>>43331752
>>43333366working in the game jam thingywill return to bapping afterwards
>>43334505
>>43335676Imagine sonar navigation with these ears.
>>43337670The eeeeeeeeees, what do they mean?
>>43337792They signal the bat has crashed and needs a reboot.
>>43337798Where is the reset button?
>>43337802Below her dock, the second cavity.
>>43301376>they (bat ponieS) will see you as their mateIt was literal, correct english. A plural for the race as a whole. Not some kind of allusion to troonshit/John Money fuckery.
>>43330549Funny that no one responded to that.
>>43339525Even when she's lying, she tries to emulate the upside down perspective of bats.
>>43339525The nose almost looks like it's the mouth due to the thicker line. It's kinda disturbing.
How many mangoes can batponies fit in their ponut?
>>43340356>wasting frootthe kill squad will be arriving soon
>>43341068The froot is not wasted, it is simply borrowed.
>>43336407
>>43331001what did the anon mean by this
>>43342530That the bat thread has gotten slow.
>tfw you're the only one posting bat images for a whole weekFor fuck sake, bat anons. Don't make me start posting AI art.
>>43343471>Don't make me start posting AI art.I wouldn't mind.
>>43342963>>43343471game jam is overi can return to batting
>>43344846this bat is top unf
>>43344846Who is she?
>>43345264Evening Silvershade.
>>43345739The baps almost made a return. too bad it was in the wrong show.
>>43345797Honestly, it's good that it was canned. Imagine what a cockblock it would be to have proper bats in a flopped gen. In the long run it's better for them to stay vaguely attached to G4 only.
>>43345475Yeah, I can read that much.
Bats.
>>43345797Echo is my favorite nocturna
>>43347549Nocturna sounds dumb. Bat pony is the way to go.
>>43348503The collar is a bit much.
>>43348503gay
>>43348965In what way?
>Bats on 10 againLow energy.
>>43350530Can never go wrong with the classics.
>>43345891What happened to that bat?
>>43351362Ate a lemon thinking it was a mango
>>43351507Ooh, that must suck.
>>43325401That guy looks tired.
>>43351362She became aware of the content.
>>43352914Do you think batponies like pistachios? They are actually related to mangoes.
>>43353406Bat sass, unf.
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