>>43302518She doesnt look happy to be going to work
>>43302520Because she can't drink cheap beer here
>>43302540Did you not allow her to bring her flask?
>>43302754I drank it myself
>>43302760You stole your wife's beer? What the fuck, anon!
>>43302760Why would you do that?!
>>43302767>>43302768To piss her off to the point that she sat on my face
>>43302770Well, I guess she WOULD do that...
>>43302770You know Trixie is better when she is drunk
>>43302772I feel like Gaben
>>43302772I won the life
>>43302792damn look at this quirked up white boi get dat ass over here
>>43302796You're just jealous
>>43302518I brought my daughter instead because wife is busy
>>43302518>>43302792I love that crochet Trixie. I want one.
>>43303092It must have been a great father's day with his daughter
>>43302518shame I don't have a job anymore. The job market's been incredibly fake and gay lately, and only nepotism can get around the shitty "AI-Assisted" resume scans. Handing in resumes in person just has people stare at you like you're doing something wrong or backwards.
>>43303140I bought this Trixie from herhttps://www.instagram.com/auri_crochet_?igsh=c2Z1bnMwazNnOWRi
>>43303143fathers day is the 21st in the us this year dont scare me like that anon
>>43302518I don't have a job, but my wife always likes to watch when I'm working on stuff. She's watching me embroider at the mo.>>43303147Thanks. Annoying it's only on fucking Instagram. Can't even tell what country she's from. I'm guessing Poland or near abouts since she's going to a Polish con.
>>43303146I know, right? I've been trying to find a new job since the beginning of this year and despite my experience it's been goose egg after goose egg. The worst part is that every time I try to ask advice from a family friend, he always says "YOU'RE JUST NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH!" or "JUST MOVE TO THE CITY!" or "JUST WALK INTO A MECHANIC OR A PLUMBER AND ASK FOR A JOB!" Motherfucker I've applied to what must be 70+ jobs positions and walked into a hundred businesses to leave my resume all over the county and I've only gotten one interview in which they passed me up despite saying they were impressed; it's not the fucking 90s anymore where the economy was hunky dory and people could just give you a job because they wanted to give you a fair shake. And yet they still think it's my fault and that I'm lazy, it's easy for them to say since they own a landscaping business in a rich area with illegals most likely on the payroll. I love them but man they just need to step out of their gold-encrusted echo chamber and actually understand the reality of what's going on with the job market.
>>43303235The job market is fucked up now, they require skills like NASA to work at the cash register at a gas station
I can pay you in chicken eggs and free internet, and you can live under the roof in my stables and do my gardening.
>>43303235>they just need to step out of their gold-encrusted echo chamber Why the fuck would boomers do that when they already won? If I wasn't in the heart of the Jews (academia) I'd be totally fucked myself. But my guess is telling you to "just go to school for 12 years bro" is a bit of an ask at this point.
>>43303235Call ICE on his company
By no means a recent picture
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>>43303235I second this. >>43304239Fuck boomers thinking it's still the 90s and that they haven't destroyed the futures of everyone under 35.
>>43304129Deal of a lifetime I'm in. I've always wanted to be a troll
>>43305584You get to be a farm gnome
This time, the voices in my head won the battle
>>43304129>I can pay you in chicken eggs and free internet, and you can live under the roof in my stables and do my gardening.Can I take the chickens? I'm allergic to eggs.You will also need to drive to Victor WA and pick me up 'cuz I don't have a car, or money for a bus.
>>43303235maybe its your appearance?
>>43307220So you want to eat the creatures that plops out a perpetual stream of food, and for me to come get you to do it? I could just employ the local fox and get the same result.
>>43304129>>43307220WAIT... Sorry. I gotta ask a question:Are you this anon? https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42966480/#43015773Because I can't stay with you if you're a "DUDE, WEED LMAO 4/20 BLAZE IT!" kind-of-guy, Snoop Dogg levels of consumption. Especially if you are a marijuana farmer, that is slightly disconcerting.No judgments, it's a personal preference/choice. I stay away from it (I used to do it, but I had a bad experience... plus my step dad has pushed away assistance, all of us trying to help him get his life back on track, because he'd rather get high. He's a piece of crap, honestly i don't blame the weed (because I can think. lol.) but it's still hard for me to be uncomfortable around. It.
>>43307225>So you want to eat the creatures that plops out a perpetual stream of food, and for me to come get you to do it?>I could just employ the local fox and get the same result.Sorry, didn't see this post!Lol. No man, I don't want to eat the chickens (not if eggs are all you raise them for) that'd be mean. Nah. Protecc the BIRDS.Sorry for the inconvenience, it's alright. I don't need a job anyways, I was only semi-serious.
>>43307238>but it's still hard for me to be uncomfortable around. It.*comfortable.
>>43307246>>43307238I'm writing into the mongolian basket weaving forum that I can have people living in my stables and do my chores. Naturally it was just for the funny.Regardless, no weed and stuff here. Most you can find is the homebrewed alcohol from the apples in the garden. No need for a life story about why you don't jive with weed and weed people, little guy.Just living the small farm life towards self-sufficiency here
>>43307273>I'm writing into the mongolian basket weaving forum that I can have people living in my stables and do my chores. Naturally it was just for the funny.>Regardless, no weed and stuff here. Most you can find is the homebrewed alcohol from the apples in the garden. No need for a life story about why you don't jive with weed and weed people, little guy.>apples in the gardenWe have an apple orchard also!>Just living the small farm life towards self-sufficiency hereYes I was also being semi-serious, like I said. I just felt like asking in case you were somehow serious (I am desperate for work but not like, all-the-time, it comes and goes, like the tide.Okay. Thank you for the info! Regardless, that is a big relief! Like I said, it's not something I judge you for if (You) do do it. Thanks!
Sure, why not
>>43307771Doctors wondering how to gently tell me that I have anal cancer:
>>43307771>Today on /mlp/:>Anon violates HIPPA
>>43302792>This can't be good for me, but I feel GREAT.
>>43308338that looks like med school
