>the inbred redneck mares are fighting over who gets mating rights with (you)
>>43304705Alright.
>>43304705Blue one's better, end of story!
>>43304712What are you on about? Red one is better!
>>43304705AWOOOOGA SEX WITH STRONGEST MARE WHO WINS UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!!
>>43304705Incest does not exist in Equestria, it's a crime against nature
>>43304770This but unironicaly
Why not both?
>>43304705I only fuck mares with a family tree, not a circle.
>>43305349explain the apple family then
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>>43305372Twily is a princess, it's different
>>43305372One of the few things Blueblood would’ve taught Twilight, as a jape of course.
>>43305363Apples.>mic drop
>>43305349Hold on, they canonically have one hell of a bottleneck in Hearth's Warming Eve: only six ponies survived the blizzard. You can have at most two full generations without incest in this setup. Or five if they retain reproductive capacity longer. Or zero if there are no magical lesbian spawns because all six were mares.
>>43304705I can't be breeding inbred mares cause I plan on inbreeding.
>>43305513That's just a play. It's been less than 500 years since Shakespeare and you can go see plays where Hamlet is a woman. Ponyville is hundreds of years old, NMM was 1000 years before the start of the show and the events portrayed in the Hearth's Warming play were God knows how many years before that. There's no need to assume magical lesbian spawn. There's not even any need to assume there were only 6 ponies to survive. We only saw 6 adventure out in the play, but that doesn't mean everyone died and there weren't still ponies back home. There's always a bottleneck somewhere though, and I guess if you want to wank off to that no one can stop you...
>>43305513You're not accounting for all the anons who impregnated the mares and scrambled their genes, thus avoiding any such bottlenecks
>>43305559>there weren't still ponies back homeAs far as the myth is concerned, it seems rather essential that their cave was the last hideout of life in a dead frozen wasteland. Imagine if Romulus and Remus graduated from their wolf academy and left their forest only to discover that their other brothers who were never abandoned by their parents are already building Rome without them. It cheapens it.>no one can stop youIndeed.>>43305566Or they recovered their lost genetic variance by gangraping defenceless depowered Windigos. Hunted them down and squeezed them dry to the very last one.
>>43305613Why wouldn't the magic of friendship unfreeze the other ponies? I thought that was the implication, not that Equestria had a starting pop of... six. Besides, Clover the Clever was Starswirl's apprentice, so that's at least one more unicorn that survived.
>>43304705Imagine you're just 20 feet away watching them fight and you can smell them. Its not faint, your olfactory senses are drenched in their odor.
Could I get these two to fight over me?
>>43306810>itoddler filename
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>>43304705Ladies, please... one at a time.
The McColt mare has the best eyebrows, I choose her
>>43307035You want eyebrows, Anon?
>>43305613I don’t see it that way. They set out to find a new land for their ponies to live in (and almost screwed it up). It’s not like they left because everyone was dead.
>>43306810>>43304705Are these not the.same episode?
>>43306810I know which one I'm going for >https://files.catbox.moe/fa3v3w.png
> It’s foolproof,cousin. Anon sees the cupcakes, tries to take some, the cage springs up, and that Anondick is exclusively the Hooffields’!
>>43305349Your comment has been ignored due to it being dumb
