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Who had a worse fate?
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>>43308040
Can’t both of them be reverted in their own respective ways? I’m pretty sure that Jax was able to reverse his own abstraction following his nap in Episode 7, while cockatrices can undo petrification.
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Golly. Here, you dropped this, queen.
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>>43308040
>Boohoo, the filly I wanna fuck got treated mean :(
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>>43308114
why are you talking about your mom like that
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>>43308040
>literal who
>sexo
>literal who
>sexo then unstoning and more sexo
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>>43308040
I have tadc exhaustion
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>>43308040
We don't know if abstractions can be reversed so cozy at least has a slightly better chance
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>>43308157
It's not good to be so tired. How about getting some more sleep? Your waifu would appreciate it.
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>>43308040
OP for being a trannyfaggot
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>>43308040
I sit in the countryside some days, looking out at the fields of plant. My name is Takeshi, I am the retainer to Lord Waifu, Pinkie Pie. I rape the retarded until they are normal. My weapon, crafted by the finest jizz-amurai, has helped me to claim the waifus of many retards. The absolute territory for Pink of Pie always grows, securing the future of our clan, and wiping out all retardism from my world.

It was not always like this. Once, I was happy.

It was not always like this.

I sit for some hours, tracing my fingers lightly through dirt and green grass. I don't have thoughts, I don't want them. Thoughts harangue me, chase me down. They destroy me with a thousand paper cuts, so when they start to come up inevitably, I drink until I ache. When I am bawdy from the liquor, I set out and search the land for the most retarded of retards to defile and save from their impetuous and retarded behaviours. No joy is found, even here. Retards are infinite in number, how can I possibly rape every one of them? Should I? Is it even right for me to rape them back to normal? I look to the amulet I have, crafted well and solid, of my Lord Waifu, Pinkus Pied. Tears, like bitter Seneca Tea, slice through my cheeks. The thoughts, the thoughts come up, I go to my gourd flask and drink all I can drink.

Yes, it was not always like this.

Timmy.

The little retard boy. Many years back, before I raped retards brutally and

Oh, fuck. Why did it happen? I was supposed to watch him. I thought I was helping and. The ball - he - that stupid fucking ball! The truck...

Glug.

The liquor leaves me. Everyone leaves me in the end. I sit until I can't feel anything, and when I don't, when it's all gone, I get up, belching like a fat old man trapped in the body of a 25 year old warrior princess. I am neither of these things.

I am Takeshi.

Somewhere in the distance, I see a bonfire. An idol of Jax of the land of Circus Digital has been crafted in hay and set on a cross. Around him, the bonfire attendants gather. I see this like ants on some ground beneath me, the distance so great. But just barely visible enough to understand. The stink of golly pedophiles wafts around like delicious subway sandwich aura, even from this amount of cock length away.

Yes, another false flagging it seems.

March!

I do.

March!

I must.

I will scour the land of retardation.

I will rape every retard I find.

I must.

RAPE!

RAPE!

RAPE!
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>>43308040
Zelda the witch. Jesus, Twilight was really playing with fire in "Amending Fences" when she got into the book.
Full comic:
https://ponerpics.org/images/1600013
https://ponerpics.org/images/1600014
https://ponerpics.org/images/1600015
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>>43309108
>Majesty>>>>>>>>princess JOBlestia
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>>43308040
Hard to say; both might as well be dead.
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>>43309108
Majesty has got to stop killing people.
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>>43308040
Overall, certainly Cozy.
>I killed my mom and I couldn't get over it (like dude, do you even Dhammapada?)
vs
>I wanted to help my less resourceful friends enroll in the school of friendship and somehow ended up getting brainwashed by my pen pal (a demon from hell) into misinterpreting the core of my world's metaphysics, then got false flagged by a narc (the personification of disharmony) into going Sisyphus trying to befriend unbefriendables until he was tired of my struggles
If you take only the ending into account, Jax seems like he both suffers more and enjoys himself more, so it evens out. I'd say it's on the same level.
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>>43309108
From the looks of it, it's just death. Swift and clean. I'd like to go like that.
>Heavy hooves
Cute.
>>43310507
Technically true, but the witch had it coming. Unless you mean it would be more fitting if Baby Moondancer did it.
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>>43310997
The fate of another witch was being turned into a tree. But don't worry, it was an eye for an eye/ironic punishment situation.
Goblins begging for mercy were turned into statues by Majesty while she was "laughing softly" and "returned to the party".
Trolls were turned into foam, but I guess that was lethal, too ("The trolls are no more").
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>>43311047
I'm not saying Maj isn't a braindamaged nutjob. Applejack's style of killing the underground wizard is much less fucktarded (notice how nobody makes any attempts to compliment her on how clever or brave she was, apparently even a blind horse can read the room). But I stand by what I said: one way or another, the witch had it coming.
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>>43311073
>Applejack's style of killing the underground wizard
It's mainly because AJ was the underdog. So it was genuine fight for her life. Majesty, on other hand, is never in danger. Sometimes she can't help the ponies due to comic world being dreamy fairy-tail world, but she herself is always fine. She's a "Deus ex Machina" in non-derogatory way, but in original Greek play sense.
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>>43311097
I respect your reading, yet it's not what I see here. She has this obnoxious half-flat affect half-tactically hiding her vulnerability thing going on, but I believe in this case she didn't enter the painting herself because she knew she could be defeated inside. It's also entirely plausible that the painting was hung in her castle of all places specifically to offend her ability to protect ponies, make her act irrationally and then trap her.
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>>43311073
> Applejack's style of killing the underground wizard is much less fucktarded
And that was G1 AJ.
With G4 AJ i think the wizard would’ve suffered a more graphical demise.
Basically pic related but pony on human
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>>43308040
One of these is a mental shutdown where you no longer feel anything, the other is a nonstop living hell where you are aware of everything happening around you but unable to take any agency in your life and watch, unable to receive the mercy of death. Free Golly
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I still don't give a shit about the Amazing Normalfaggot Circus and you aren't gonna make me. It's boring.
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>>43311921
>, the other is [headcanon]
It's called a "stone SLEEP spell" for a reason, Anon. Golly is not powerful enough to resist sleep.
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>>43311928
Fucking TRUKE
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>>43311932
Nowhere did they say stone sleep? It's more than fair enough to assume that it's sentient petrification similar to what discord went through, especially considering it was his idea to petrify them.
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>>43312008
1) Twilight was not aware of passage of time when she was petrified by cockatrice
2) The only unicorn spell that petrifies that was mentioned by the show is Stone Sleep Spell (s08e21). It was mentioned that Discord was under the same spell. So yes, Golly would sleep peacefully until unpetrified. She does not have anti-magic-sleep-immunity powers.
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>>43312062
>season 8

NO WONDER I DON'T REMEMBER IT

Anyway thank you for correcting me anon.
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>>43312062
Plus it kinda makes sense that Discord remaining aware would be a Discord thing. He's basically a god, the same rules don't apply to him.
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>>43308040
I just found out what this means, so I’ll say this: You can tell a trans story without being so retarded as to make them literally a tranmy. Did you know that Cozy Glow is trans? It’s true. But not transgender or transexual. No, trans-evil!
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>>43312062
You’re wrong, retard. Mudbrier said he remembered being stone.
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>>43313368
i remember being stoned as well



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