Anon I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news but the "school of friendship" is over capacity, we cannot enroll you.
>>43308506Good. Why the fuck would I wanna be around yaks and griffons?
>>43308508>Excuse me?>You know what, I think a spot just opened up.
>>43308563THIS IS WHY I LIKE YOUR SISTER MORE!
>>43308563Reverse psychology. Works every time. Time to date Smolder
>>43308506No... fuck... I want to date cute woke marewives...
>>43308506I'm one of the teachers. I teach advanced physics and also work in the lunchroom where I make my patented burgers made from yaks err I mean umm hay
>>43308506
>>43309439i guess its a good thing you dont teach forensics too!
>>43308506k whatever ill go apply or the school of ponies instead
>>43308506>rape
>>43308563But yaks are smelly, destructive morons and griffons are greedy, conniving twats.
>>43310655>Hmm, all the complaints about you that ponies come to me with! Sounds like you'll fit in fine.
>>43308506That's fine, I have this extremist Pony supremacist group I can infiltrate then take over instead.
>>43310936I'm not smelly or conniving though! I smell good!
>>43310936...Ouch...
>>43308506What a shame. Anyways off I go to Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns so I can use my unicorn magic!
>>43308563>"FUCK! Really, Cellery, are we fucking serious right now!?
>>43308506>Maybe I could take you for some personal lessons, Anonymous~
>>43308506That's fine Celly, I just wanted to fuck you and leave anyway.
>>43312617No thanks, Tia. Your sister, though, I wouldn't mind!
>>43312617>>43312619This Celly and this anon will be happy together, and I think that's beautiful.
>>43312617AWOOOOOOGA! SEX WITH PRINCESS CELESTIA UNF UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT!!!!!