>Alright Anon, we know the whole Nightmare Moon thing is an old foal's tale>What's the real reason Luna got sent to the moon?>The truth that the grownup ponies aren't telling us.
>>43308698Celestia and Luna were actually just playing hide and seek and Luna was winning for 1000 yearsThe banishment thing is just to stop ponies from bringing it up with Celestia so she doesn't get mad again
>>43308698Well you see girls, Luna opposed the Illumineighty while Celestia, the Ever Glowing One, instituted S.M.I.L.E— no wait girls! Please don’t get Twilight, I don’t wanna eat the pills she gives me. They’re evil mind contr— girls don’t go!
>>43308698Well you see, Celestia and Luna were playing Mario Kart one day 1000 or so years ago. Then as Celestia was about to win, Luna got up and turned the console off.