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Previous Thread: >>43222107

Heatwave Edition

/nst/ is currently also alive >>43243350

Recent greens:
>>43223043
>>43246035

Thank you based artfriends!

Twilight's favourite books:
https://ponepaste.org/7844

Fanfic Reading:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prRRFDntQpW72wZ8lo0INYi

Twilight music playlists:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prOF6FYfBqoCtdz-D-7uUP9
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLe2QC7H0FoVQsJhlf4QguM3NmIbS4WKK0
Collaborator link (does it work?): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLe2QC7H0FoVQsJhlf4QguM3NmIbS4WKK0&jct=vCC8kMIIlo-jrl2u2h1J-A

Pastebins:
https://pastebin.com/u/NightlyTwilightFic
https://pastebin.com/u/NighlyTwilightStorie
https://pastebin.com/u/BizzarreCoyote
https://pastebin.com/u/YukkuriPalehorse
https://pastebin.com/u/Silver_Smoulder
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>>43310178
More backlinks (4chan told me the post is spam, have they tightened the link restriction for OPs as well? Also it still does)

Writeprompt:
>>43232562

Art:
>>43255826
>>43256172
>>43282398
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>>43310181
And more because it's still spam somehow

Anon's virtual goon cave:
>>43264048
>>43264050
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>>43310178
I've been waiting years for the new Twilight thread to be posted. Welcome back wife thread!
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>>43310178
What the hell took this so long? Was Twiggie suffering too much from the heatwave?
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>>43310190
>>43310201
Sorry, I was away and had to leave right before a new thread was needed and ended up not having the time to make the new thread still.
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>>43310208
That's okay, Twifren! We're glad you're back!
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Do you like Twilight on a sexual level?
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She looks extra sexy on the card pack cover
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>>43310238
What kind of stupid question is that? Of course I like my wife sexually.
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>>43310238
she's one hot mama
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>>43310238
On every level.
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>>43310244
New cards?
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>>43310468
*boop*
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>>43310238
I try not to, but I bet she wouldn't blame me if I did
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>>43310244
Damn, that is a beautiful Twily.
>blue with a bit of yellow
I'm noticing.
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>>43310645
>blue with a bit of yellow
>I'm noticing
???
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>>43310688
>>43287995 and above
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>>43310590
>>43310666
>>43310719
Twi... Valentine's Day was almost half a year ago...
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>>43310742
To Twilight, every day is Valentine's Day!
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I miss my sassy, know-it-all waifu...
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>>43310774
>I miss my sassy, know-it-all waifu...
D-Did she die?
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>>43310794
yeah she got angle wings or something :'(
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>>43310797
>she got angle wings or something
Isn't that a good thing? Imagine the winghugs.
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>>43310794
she died in the bite of '87
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>>43310794
She was alive for like one episode.
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>>43310178
Holy shit, wife thread is back!!!
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>>43310867
>Twilight is a cuckquean and wants to see us eat other mares
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>>43310879
I don't think being the primary suspect to forced cannibalism is the same as being a cuck, nonny...
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>>43310867
What's that green glow in her eyes?
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>>43310947
Do you niggers even watch the show?
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>>43310948
But enough about you.
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>>43310948
Yeah I remember that the crystal faggot from Season 3 had eyes just like that.
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>>43310989
>sombra is such a shit villain that he's remembered as "the crystal faggot"
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>>43310178
>Heatwave Edition
The mare is TOO HOT
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>>43311030
Do horses even sweat?
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>>43311039
Yeah, like on the picture. It's sort of like soap.
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>>43311039
They get more frothy than sweaty. There's several examples of Equestrian Ponies sweating across the show, though.
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>>43311030
>>43311039
I wonder what Equestrian pony sweat tastes like. Imagine getting that all over yourself during sex.
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>>43311077
It's sweet with fruity notes related to the pony's coat color. Meanwhile human sweat is salty so you're like a big salt lick for a mare. So you'd be not only kissing but licking each other all over.
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>>43311131
Unf
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>>43310879
While she watches and takes extensive notes. All for the purpose of her own research, of course.
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>>43311369
My wife isn't gay. I can confirm that.
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>>43310710
Those colors really look good on her.
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>>43311649
Perfect position to finger your purplesmart in btw.
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Her in a school uniform is hot to me.
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>>43311665
Yes but also consider teacher Twilight as well.
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>>43311649
Good Lord.
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>>43311724
I prefer Librarian Twilight
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Wasn't there an "/mlp/ sings" of Twilight by ELO? I love that song.
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>>43311649
What's going on with her?
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>>43311656
She's just thinking about (you).
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Hoofholding Twilight Sparkle!
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>>43312217
Based drawfren
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>>43312217
Cute!
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>>43311815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s17UPptleuM
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>>43312217
It's a blue board, anon! You can't post such vulgar stuff here!
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>>43313248
Anon died...
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>>43311131
Incorrect. Pony sweat amplifies their already pungent musk into a miasma of heat pheromones and horse body odor. Twilight's would be particularly strong due to forgetting to bathe while studying all night.
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>>43313353
>Twilight's would be particularly strong due to forgetting to bathe while studying all night.
Are you TRYING to make me hard?
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>>43311656
Ponies don't have fingers
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>>43313361
Grow some then????
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>>43313361
You sure about that?
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>>43313374
yes
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>>43313248
>>43313295
>Anon died
And that's why (You) need to achieve at least partial immortality once you get to Equestria. Otherwise, you'll leave your alicorn wife all alone and heartbroken.
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>>43311724
>>43311781
Holy UNF
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>>43313520
It's impossible to know if you're capable of that, the most valuable thing you can do is try and leave her with as many good memories as possible and a reminder that her life can be wonderful even when you're gone. Imagine how much worse she'd feel if you both spent years, decades, searching for a way to extend your life only to find out all that time had been wasted.
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>>43313526
Did you forget the kind of mare Twilight is? She'd love to spend years/decades researching with you, even if you never managed to reach your goal.
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>>43310178
>You are anon.
>You are retarded.
>Everypony hates you because (You) are retarded.
>Twilight Sparkle is very smart.
>One day Twilight Sparkle takes pity on you for being retarded.
>She forces you to read books and study.
>You hate it because you are lazy and retarded.
>Eventually after many moons, you stop being retarded.
>Everypony loves you now that you are smart.
>Twilight Sparkle is very proud of you.
>You and Twilight Sparkle have sex.
fin
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>>43313639
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>>43312564
Thanks. That's a good one too.
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>>43313639
And then you wake up.
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>>43313639
God I wish that were me.
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>>43314004
Her hooves look fucking sharp
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Every time I cook food I end up wondering if Twilight would enjoy eating it and what it would be like to be eating it with her. I think I'm too far gone but this is also entry level waifuism.
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>>43314355
I think if it's anything to do with meat you can just assume she'd hate it. Or worse, like it and feel very conflicted about that.
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>>43314509
I don't like Cadance's slutty look. Don't hang out with her, Twilight, that mare's a bad influence.
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>>43314355
There's nothing wrong with eating together with your wife you know. That's what couples and families do. But also I'd argue that every level of waifuism can be considered "too far gone" by socially acceptable behavior standards so don't worry about it, we were always beyond saving.
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>>43314718
is this alternate dimension Twi?
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>>43314720
Probably
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she inspired MILLIONS to learn how to draw
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What personal characteristic of (You)rself do you think she'd like/dislike?
>>43314918
Blessed drawfren!
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>>43314927
No idea really, I can't judge myself and I have nobody close enough in my life to judge me. Things I might consider positives about myself could very well be negatives to others and vice versa. As in, even if I said that I'm the opposite of Twilight it doesn't necessarily mean she'd dislike that.
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>>43314927
I know it is a natural tendency to want to imagine that she would like me, but I truly think she would be able to relate to my curiosity, my thirst for knowledge, and penchant for doing hard work.
>>43314950
This anon is right; two people can be complete opposites of each other and still like each other a lot. A lot of people make the mistake of believing that you have to be like someone for them to like you.
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>>43314927
She'd dislike my lack of commitment/procrastination. It might be my own bias, since it's the part I like least about myself, but I'm sure she would be disappointed in my unwillingness to try.
As for a positive, I do like learning, even though I don't read as much as I should. I'm not claiming to be an academic, or even a nerd, but I do enjoy knowledge for knowledge's sake. I feel like we could bond over history, should we ever meet.
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>>43314984
wtf, don't piss on my wife
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>>43314985
But what if she's into it?
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>>43314927
I think one thing Twilight would completely unironically dislike if she cares about you is self-deprecating humor. So I'd have to learn how to actually be funny AND find a new defense mechanism for dealing with others (her).
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>>43315200
Cute. But I don't like those white spots.
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HATE!!!
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>>43315285
I would like it only if it were on the wings.
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>>43314990
Shit, I didn't even think about that. There goes like half my humor.
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>>43313639
>>43314355
based and Twipilled

>>43315200
best crown
I'm not a fan of the design overall but it's one of the bearable ones at least, not too gaudy.

>>43315285
This honestly, it's fine on the wings but doesn't really look good anywhere else.
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>>43314927
She'd absolutely dislike my terminal laziness, but I think she'd appreciate my curiosity/trying to learn about/keep up with way to many things

>>43314990
oh no
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>>43310178
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>>43314355
Same, anon. Don't feel ashamed. Waifuism is not bad at all. It's a lifestyle, not a disease. Stop thinking about social "standards", enjoy life.
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>>43316262
I want to be in a shootout with 20's gangsters with Noir Sparkle!
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>>43315890
Twilight is a top tiered cutie! Prove me wrong!
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>>43316262
Smoking is bad for her.
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>>43310178
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>>43316595
Cursed
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>>43316595
l'pig purplé. A wonderful creaturè
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>>43316595
Twitube

Tube with the Twi
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>>43316774
Fat purple fish
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>>43316774
Still would.
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bros your not gonna friggin believe this
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>>43317004
Thanks for taking a picture of my fiance for this meme, anon! She's already planned the ceremony for today!
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>>43317004
Where will she put her ring?
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frau artzin
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>>43316595
what's Rarity's fucking problem
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>>43317070
Brim.
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>>43317081
This may be difficult to believe, but Rarity is a bit of a twat.
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>>43317581
Nighty-night, sweet Twilight.
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>>43317099
still a baddie tho imo
a hot twat
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>>43317913
I guess.
I'm a little distracted by the mare on the left.
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>>43317916
yeah I saw her. she looks upset. what did you do bro?
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>>43317922
He booped her! I saw it! Rarity's on a rampage because SHE wasn't booped by the hooman!
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>>43316284
>Prove me wrong!
but why?

>>43317059
On her horn of course
Though for everyday carrying I like the necklace idea like Sugar Belle got.
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>>43314927
She would like my overanalysis of virtually every situation and planning things well in advance, as well as my particularities with regards to my personal possessions. She likely would approve of my trying to be social and meet new people despite my ardent autism. She would also like my knowledge of other languages than my native one, as well as my idiosyncratic and eclectic interests. She will probably also find it incredible that I made contact with her in the first place.

She would probably dislike that I am an instinctive racist and eugenicist, until at least I explain that it is more misanthropy than genuine racism and a desire to benefit mankind than kill people, though she would probably try to change that in me. Perhaps she would succeed.
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>>43317956
What a nice pillow
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>>43318272
I HATE LION TAILS
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>panty outlines
OH GREAT HEAVENS
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>>43318927
I never really understood people putting panties on ponies. They don't wear panties anyways, and it looks weird imo. Just let their taint be free, as Faust intended.
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>>43318989
It's super pervy though
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>>43318989
It's hot. Enough said.
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>>43318989
yeah but muh dick
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>>43318927
genitalia outline > panty outlines
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>>43319787
FAT
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>>43319787
Why is her mane so far from her neck? I can literally see the background through it.
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>>43320072
>I can literally see the background through it.
Twilight is going bald...
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>>43320420
She's just like me.
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Twilight Sparkle... my fat fuckin' marewaifu...
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>>43320420
I'll love her even if she goes completely bald!
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>>43320893
Completely?
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>>43320948
Still would
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Suppose, hypothetically, the Map sent Twilight to Silent Hill. Would the magic there force her to relive the horror about the time when she got a B+ on an assignment when she was attending Celestia's school?
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>>43317070
thanks doc
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She ages like a fine wine.
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>>43321769
Yeah
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>>43321794
Kek
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>>43321769
>She ages like a fine wine.
Alicorns don't age. Probably.
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>>43322020
I don't see an alicorn, nonny
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>>43322020
Don't be silly anon she's not an alicorn
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>>43322027
>>43322095
My Twilight has wings. What are you talking about? I'm looking at her right now.
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>>43320948
I'm sure she'll find a magical solution to this problem.
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I read a green of Twilight/Anon and I felt a burst of... well I wouldn't say love (unless I want to schizo out), but more like comfort. Thanks, Twi.
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>>43322994
Nice
But do you mean designating, oh no you don’t you mean the region Hoplon, which designed the shield or armoured footman my bad.
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this silly little mare... continuing to motivate men around the world to draw after 14 years...
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>>43310178
Sometimes, usually when I'm looking at food, I'll see a little little label about how its made out of real food. Like, I'm making pizza, and on the box it says "100% REAL CHEESE" like it's a selling point that the pizza has real cheese on it. It's so normal for me that I only noticed a bit ago when I was daydreaming about if Twilight showed up in my house. What would she think of the food? Then I looked and so many things had marketing blurbs signifying they were made with real food. It feels kinda dystopian. "Buy our flour, we guarantee there's no sawdust in it!"
I think she would be disappointed, maybe even horrified.
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>>43323254
What's worse is that some food, like pizza, will read, "Made -with- 100% REAL cheese!" This is important. "WITH". That is legally not the same thing as "The cheese of this pizza is made -of- 100% REAL cheese!" See the difference? "OF". The former pizza does have 100% real cheese in it, legally, but where is that cheese? Is it the "cheese" itself? It doesn't have to be. It could be 99% plastic and 1% real cheese, and legally the pizza is, in fact, made with 100% real cheese. However, that's not the real horror.

The real horror is in the crust.
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>>43323208
>little mare
See >>43323269
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>>43322994
How does she know about human history?
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>>43323550
I told her
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>>43310867
Mares calling other mares mares is so fucking hot. I even don't know why.
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>>43322823
iktf
here's a short green I read recently about kissing Twilight that did the same for me
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43274481/#43278308
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>>43322823
link it!
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>>43323826
Linky??
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>>43321751
FASTER
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>>43323838
Stinky.
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she makes wageslaving worth it
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>>43323873
She's hot
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spoiler because
>no hooves
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>>43324465
Why is she brown?
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>>43324591
she has tanned she has pure indo-aryan 100% brahmin caste she has goodness in the heart and of big brain
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>>43324619
>she has tanned
Wait. Doesn't she spend days on end at the library? How the fuck did she get so tan?
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>>43324881
Reading outside on lovely days.
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...
... fat fuck...
...
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>>43324922
Twiggy Piggy
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>>43325243
NOOO STOP
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>>43325726
No
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>>43325726
I don't get this thread. It's a dykeshit family thread, but you can post straightshit in it? Is it trying to merge the Twilight, Rainbow, and Wind Sprint generals? Does Wind Sprint have a general or is that just a thread? Why is Zipp Storm allowed? What's the purpose of it?
Also, no.
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>tfw Anonymous isn't present and won't do the thing you pretend you don't enjoy him doing
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>>43325726
Yes
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>>43326418
You stop that.
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>>43326803
My wife is ascending to godhood!
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You guys need a bump, so I'll show you this: >>43324251

The idea is to write a short story according to a prompt in 150 words or less, and that month's was "An Ethical Dilemma" so I just had to write Twilight being a neurotic little sperg, kek. I like to get artwork based on these, so I hope at least one of you likes it.

Unicorn Twilight is better, by the by.
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>>43327377
Cool
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>>43327502
I get you, Twi. I hate that empty feeling you get after you finish a good book.
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>>43327377
kassaz, can I rape you?
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>>43328136
Gotta rub that tummy.
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>>43323729
I need to read this
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>>43328969
Fuck off
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>>43328969
That's not my daughter
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>>43328771
Should Princess Celestia have denied zebras equal rights in Equestria?

Objection 1: Zebras are four-legged ungulates and closely related to ponies. Therefore it would be prudent for Princess Celestia to recognize zebras as ponies, and grant them equal rights.
Objection 2: Zebras are unique in the world of Equestria because their earth ponies are capable of using magic. Therefore Princess Celestia should have granted them equal rights to expand the magical potential of recognized earth ponies in her domain.
Objection 3: Zebras have been observed to exhibit the behaviors asked of all ponykind by the Elements of Harmony. Therefore, due to their observed sentience and sapience, Princess Celestia should have granted them equal rights.

On the contrary, zebras come from a shithole backwater country where they wear masks and pretend to be evil spirits that demand the worship and sacrifice of their believers.

I answer that zebras are striped menaces who serve no greater purpose than picking fruits and vegetables found in the blessed abundance of Equestria's bountiful fields, orchards, and vineyards under the watchful eyes and heavy lashes of enlightened ponykind. It is through hard labor they will discover their freedom, for there is nothing more potent than a sober mind directed in the correct direction. Zebras, on their own, are incapable of making the correct independent choices due to a lack of foresight. Therefore, Princess Celestia, in her infinite wisdom, knew to not grant zebras equal rights, so their betters could help them learn to live as civilized ponies in an advanced, modern society.
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>>43329216
Holy based
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>>43329216
The only zebra deserving of equal rights is Zecora because she's hot as fuck.
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do you you regert not meeting someone sooner so they wouldnt have had such a bad life
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>>43329384
Nope
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>>43329384
No. Maybe if I met someone who I liked that had a really fucked up past, but generally not.
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>>43329384
I haven't met anyone in more than ten years.
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>>43310181
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>>43329384
Nope, and I don't feel envious of Twilight for thinking such things, but now I want to help her through it because she's a cutie!
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>>43330127
So are you Twilight, so are you.
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Behold! A toy!
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>>43310244
when i saw the boxart my jaw dropped! She is already the prettiest pone but this made me nearly faint
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I'm very drunk and tired. I just wanted to say that I love Twilight Sparkle so very very much, and have since I saw her in the show the first time. She's very pretty and smart, and would make an attempt to know me beyond surface level stuff, and I love that about her. If I could still lucid dream, I would dream about cuddling and kissing her every night, but unfortunately I lost that just as I was getting to know her, so I can't. Goodnight, Twifags.
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>>43330210
Goodnight, anon.
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I want to write a green for Twilight, I want to write something, but it just feels like I can't, like I've got this mental block in my head. In fact, it feels like I just can't get it together. I've been having trouble writing anything, MLP or otherwise.

It pisses me off to no end that I'm not crazy, angry, sad or hurt enough to write something Twilight related that speaks to me anymore. I have a hard time dreaming about ponies in the first place, so I can't spend time with Twilight even if I wanted to. Maybe I can try something else, I dunno.
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>>43330601
Right there with you, friend. I started writing about 10 years ago, and the last 2 have been almost empty. A few shitposts here and there, but nothing I'm proud of. The best advice I can give is, when you feel even just a spark of inspiration, even if it's just a trailing thought you have when reading a post, fucking start writing right then. Inertia is your best friend. Starting can be hard as fuck, unless something really strikes a chord with you, but once you do it's not so bad. I'm this drunken idiot >>43330210 so I'm not just saying this as someone who has it all figured out. It's only gotten harder to start as time has gone on, but that's just my standards for quality getting higher, which I don't think is necessary. Just write, even if you think it's shit. You'll be happier that way. And Twilight will be proud of you, goddamn it.
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>>43330601
I get what you mean, you either have to force it or wait for real inspiration. But if your mind simply doesn't rely on escapism anymore that's also a good thing.
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>>43330988
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>>43330988
>>43330991
>>43331388
cute smol Twis
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>>43331830
You're a wizard, Twily.
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>>43332201
shut up
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this might not be the best place to ask, but i've been looking for a twilight comic for YEARS after I first saw it, have had no luck finding it.

The comic was basically Twilight and Cadence fighting over Shining armor, before agreeing to flip a coin. Twilight gets heads, talking about how they'll have such great conversations, and Cadence gets tails, remarking how they'll still have plenty of fun. Shining Armor looks horrified at the implication they are going to cut him in half to have their way with him.

The comic was decently mid-high effort I think, surely not official but maybe closer in visuals to some of the comics? again, you're welcome to tell me to GTFO, but if anyone in here has any clue what I'm yammering about, I'd love to know if I just hallucinated this or not.
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>>43332251
just found /LMT/, my bad Twiliposters
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>>43332271
wtf who put that thing on her???
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>>43332757
Dunno why, but my mind goes to Eternal Darkness when I see symbols like those
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>>43332847
It's Elder Futhark...
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>>43332759
That's her horn, silly. She's a unicorn.
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>>43333453
I warned you not to put those bees in your mouth, Twilight. The honey you buy from the market is exactly the same just without all the stinging.
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>>43333902
Unf running mascara
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>>43330601
>I want to write a green for Twilight
pls do.
I want to read a green for Twilight
>t. the starving green-loving anon
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It's my birthday tomorrow, and I have no plans for it. I woke up feeling shit in a way only yearning for a woman would make you feel. Started doubting myself throughout the day. I feel so alone, as much as I want to indulge in feeling like Twilight is there, I remember how the last time something like that went. I remember begging for forgiveness, I remember praying that she'd visit my dreams. I remember it all. I may be technically sane but I don't feel human anymore. I hope I can make some art with these feelings, or dream of Twilight. Whichever one works better.
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>>43334175
Here you go Anon. I phoneposted this so forgive me for any problems.

“I’m so sorry Twilight,” you murmured to yourself. Repeating the phrase like it was a broken record.
>She nuzzled you again in the cheek and hugged you tightly.
>”You’re alright Anon, you have nothing to apologize for,” she said, attempting to comfort you.
>It was utter darkness outside. You knew what it meant: that this wouldn’t last forever.
>The bedroom itself was dark. Save for a small lantern that reflected in her beautiful, beautiful purple eyes.
“I keep fucking up, I keep making things worse, I-”
>She hushed you and hugged you tighter. “It’s okay, it’s okay. I understand, more than you know.”
“I’m so sorry, for everything I’ve done. I’m so sorry for hurting you. I just wanted to see you again.”
>She teared up, you could tell. She choked on her breath as if she knew what was going to happen.
>She resolved to say her next words, to leave a lasting embrace sure to heal you.
>”I don’t think you know how much I care about you Anon, you really matter. Just like everyone else, you matter.”
>”Please take care of yourself Anon.”
>A small chaste kiss is shared between the two of you, the last thing you see being her face, smiling at you.
>Before the lights go out.
>And you wake up with tears in your eyes.
>It is a bitter, bitter life to live.
>But you live it for her.
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>>43334264
Based
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>>43334264
I feel sad now...
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>>43334264
Thanks for the little green, Anon.
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Why is she so purple?
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>>43335164
Purple is the prettiest of colors, so of course the prettiest of ponies is purple!
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>>43335164
She was born that way.
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be kind to the nerdy bookworm girl in school
you never know who she'll grow up to be
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>>43335925
Nighty-night, sweet Twilight.
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>>43336612
Whew
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I tried to draw her but got the colours wrong and the hair wrong and the head shape wrong, god fucking damn it
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>>43337232
Based drawfren
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>>43337257
Fuck off and stop trying to shill your failed general
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>>43337257
>>43337307
Twidash isn't even good, do better.
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>>43311781
I need a cock in this mare's mouth RIGHT NOW
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>>43337328
Is it okay if it's mine?
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>>43337232
Cute. Keep improving, anon.
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>>43337962
ho ho ho what a cute pony!
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I love the Twilight ASMR from Scibler last month
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>>43330127
Who made this
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>>43337962
Hot
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>>43338235
Very cute! I wish we got see her with more mane styles.
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>>43337257
based
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>>43337962
There's nothing there...
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>>43338235
She is so pretty!
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>>43340089
Something is off about this purp.
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>>43340089
rpg twilight got the 'tism...
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>>43340123
That's just a standard feature to all Twilights.
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>>43338237
Has anyone else seen it.
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>>43339237
Aurora Borealis?
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>>43340906
Nope
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remember that one time twilight was so butthurt over trixie's existence she nearly pushed trixie to commit suicide in front of an audience of ponies
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>>43341095
Wow, she's so cool...
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>>43341095
>she nearly pushed trixie to commit suicide in front of an audience of ponies
Holy based Twi
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>>43338237
>>43340906
Post the link.
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>>43334264
thanks anon. nothing feels impossible when you've got a good twilight by your side
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>>43341285
Yeah
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>>43341466
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>>43341466
Can anyone translate what she's saying?
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>>43342279
>Describe what Princess Celestia looks like!
What?
>Say "what" again. Say "what" again, I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!"
She's white. She's pretty.
>Does she look like a bitch?
What
*Bang*
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>>43311369
She would fall for these types of jokes.

>>43311439
You can thank Trixie for that.
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>>43342662
Wow. Where did you learn Equestrian?
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>>43332251
Sounds funny, did you find anything? A quick look at the booru didn't get me anything fitting.

>>43334226
I hope you got some Twi closeness, Anon, and happy belated birthday.

>>43334264
damn
thanks Anon

>>43334617
What situation would lead you to have this view?

>>43337232
that's still pretty cute Anon! It doesn't have to be perfectly on model to be nice art.

>>43338244
check the filename
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>>43338237
https://youtu.be/FE3MnHpqYdg
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>>43343098
>Scribbler
>Giraffe Twilight
>ASMR
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>>43343072
>What situation would lead you to have this view?
Magical eye surgery
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>>43341095
>twilight pushed a narcissistic attention-seeking loser to suicide
Based, I love my wife.
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>>43343684
Is she okay?
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>>43341095
>Trixie's mere presence makes Twilight go batshit mad
I dunno, twifags... that sounds like an L to me.
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>>43344761
>Trixie's mere presence makes Twilight go batshit mad
Yeah, that's usually how narcissists make people act with their unbearable presence.
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Either it's aliens, or it's Twilight Sparkle.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4aClblvK8Po
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>>43345398
If Twilight killed all of us because she got fed up with seeing our horrors I'd be so happy.
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>>43345406
She wouldn't do that, she's a good pony.
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>>43345398
>Either it's aliens, or it's Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight is technically an alien.
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aliem
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>>43345644
The Fourth Kind scared the shit out of me as a kid.
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>>43345644
Unnerving as HELL... I'm not even kidding tho. That shit made me jump. Never post that again, please...
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>>43343126
you're really gonna diss Scribbler ASMR like that
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>>43345644
Twilight would think that (You) are an alien, too.
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>>43346926
Cute and funny filly Twily
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>>43345398
She came to pick me up! Finally!
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>>43345751
Yeah that image gets me every time as well. There's just something about it.
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Made meme enjoy
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>>43348401
Based drawfren
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>>43348401
Oh yeah. I need a dose of hope right now.
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>tfw you spoil the book she's currently reading
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>>43349314
A fatal mistake.
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...
... she's so autistic...
...
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I love her ass.
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>>43349540
She has functional autism, so she's not really that autistic.
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>>43349562
yeah

>>43350194
wew
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>>43350194
Twi-Twilight, what's wrong?! What's happening to you?!
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>>43350221
Don't recognize the look, huh?
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>>43350194
>>43350221
>>43350270
She's in heat.
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TWILIGHT DON'T
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>>43350338
she should get some help with that
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>>43350801
I'm on it.
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bros your not gonna fuckin believe this
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>>43351077
Twilight is a horse?!?!
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>twilight is a horse
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>>43310178
Twilight's a WHAT?!
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>>43349639
>functional autism
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>>43351082
>>43351149
>>43351153
Das rite
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LOOK AT MY HORSE
MY HORSE IS AMAZING
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>>43351178
Look at her go!
What I meant was that she is a high-functioning autist.
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>>43352058
PLOOTA
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I choose to headcanon that most of Twilight's budget (a stipend given to her by her parents) went towards her grocery bill, and part of the reason her castle was empty for so long is because she was buying food instead of furniture.
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>>43352514
>her castle
Twilight doesn't have a castle, silly!
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>>43352514
>I choose to headcanon that most of Twilight's budget (a stipend given to her by her parents) went towards her grocery bill
Twiggy Piggy
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>>43352514
>I choose to headcanon that most of Twilight's budget
How big is her budget?
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>>43353663
'bout tree fiddy
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>>43353506
Oh my magic horse!
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>>43353685
I want to hug filly Twilight
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>>43354410
So do I!
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>>43354410
Filly fiddler



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