You just finished baking your very own homemade pepperoni pizza when Cadance literally teleports behind you and demands most of it. You can have one slice but the rest is hers. You can hear that magic horn glowing sound ringing in your ear if you try anything funny.
I'd tell her that we can split it 50-50 because that's what friends do, and somewhere in the distance Twilight Sparkle would nod in approval just before my brain gets scrambled.
>>43310306I give Cady the whole pizza, explaining that since I'm Jewish and observe Kosher laws, I don't mix meat with dairy products and, due to my contacts in the intelligence community, knew that she was arriving; thus I baked this pizza just for her.
>>43310322Damn, you're good.
>>43310306>american pizzaShe will smash that shit on your face
>>43310339>impotent seethe about americansthanks for the free tears
>>43310339I'm pretty sure Cadance isn't a Neopolitan snob.
>>43310306Make a deal. She can have it all if she teleports me to Equestria. Better yet, I'm going to make her as many pizzas as she wants every day.
>>43310306>"Just step away from the peetzer and nopony gets hurt. We can make another one, dozens even. But this first one is mine. Do you understand? Why do you hesitate? With one glare I can fire a beam of energy through your skull and you'll never see another day.
>>43310306I give Candy the pizza, but every other one I make will have pineapple on it because I know she hates pineapple on pizza.
>>43310799>forces you to fall in love with a yak or changeling as punishment
>>43310306I'd rather die pizzaful than live pizzaless
>>43310810>changeling>punishment
>>43310306>rape
>>43310306I'll give her the pizza in exchange for Flurry's hoof in marriage. Effective immediately, no take-backs.
>>43310810>take the changeling option>changeling transforms into r63 of her husband>do the Shining-changeling right in front of her while it makes girly little moansEnjoy that peetzer you fat slut, I don't need it anymore.
>>43311318this.i wanted to say this the second i read>>43310810
>>43310339All pizza is American retard. The dough circle with 3 leaves and random pieces of unmelted cheese they make in italy are not the same thing
