>You wanna be my promised consort anon? Together you and I can make the world a gentler place.
>>43311045Nah, I’m good. Thanks for the offer though.
>>43311045Careful.Flurry will grow up to be like Henry VIII. If you can't give her an Alicorn heir they'll find a reason to chop your head off and move on to another consort.
>>43311045Do I look like a Royal Guard Pony?
>>43311045You just wanna subjugate the world and kill anypony who disagrees with you.
>>43311045>rape
>>43311045too old
"Hey Anon!"I'm not allowed to be around colts unchaperoned but it's okay to do anything I want with YOU because a human can't get me pregnant!""Can we make sex first?"I'm totally an expert on all the sex things...but I want you to explain them anyway, just so I know you're legit."Can we do Dirty Sanchez first? I heard some fillies at my private rich-girl school saying that one was the best."
>>43312116Anon, please be realistic with your worldbuilding. The Dirty Sanchez wouldn't exist in Equestria because they don't have Mexicans to then stereotype as having big mustaches to then follow up with making a joke sexual technique based on the above premises.
>>43312116It would be a Dirty Azteca, humans aren't in equestria
>>43312116nah im going to Equestria as a pony.
>>43312116Sorry Flurry, only with a full set of milk teeth. Then we can start talking.
>>43311045>adultpass
>>43312620It's called a ticket, anon, not a pass. And yes, if you're romantically invested in Flurry Heart when she's an adult, you can keep your ticket.
>>43312620gay pedo
>>43312626based
>>43312122there's no beaners in Equestria? they have donkeys tho
>>43314639yeah like you, donkey.
>>43312626ticketfags get the rope first
