>You hear that everypony? Evil Dark Lord Anon is going to surrender and let himself be reformed! Hooray! Equestria is safe once again. Still we should pummel him a little bit more just for fun. Then tomorrow we can start the healing process.
>>43313122HAHA! I LIED! GOD I LOVE BEING EVIL!
>>43313122I'll only surrender if we genocide every weird hybrid monstrosity in Klugetown and beyond. Also Princess Skystar needs to get naked.
>>43313131I LIED ABOUT BEING EVIL! I WAS ACTUALLY GOOD ALL ALONG! I JUST LOOOVE LYING!
I mean I ain’t no masochist, but if this is what I have to go through to be your friends…
Unicorn Twilight might be tempted to get in one last shot if you've been a truly irredeemable monster but once she's a princess she's gonna restrain herself.
>>43313136Anon, they don't normally wear clothes
>>43313152neither does your mom.
>>43313122>Have to be jumped-in to get into the friend groupFuck it but know I'm swinging back
>>43313122Cuddles them
>>43313259>say you're surrendering>then fight back immediately afterI don't think that works, Nonny.
>>43314352>I don't think that works, Nonny.It does if I recite this immediately afterward.
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>>43313259Sounds like just your average gang.
>>43313122>Evil Dark LordSeems like a dramatic title for someone who just wants to fuck a cartoon horse
>>43314589You're the dark lord because you only want their ponuts. Maybe diversify your lovemaking and you'll get a different title!
>>43313122Geez guys, just because I used a bit of dark magic once doesn't mean I'm a evil pony now! I can still use my unicorn magic powers for good!