I am so happy that Discord wants to kill himself but will never be able to, and that he watched Fluttershy die before his eyes as the consequences of Twilight’s failed leadership brought all of Equestria to its end. There is not a word in that sentence that doesn’t make me cum.No matter if you like it or not, this is his canon fate. Hope you’re not happy about it DiscordFags!
>>43313272Discord should have cummed inside Opaline.
>>43313306Too bad Fluttershy literally emasculated him.
>>43313312He is a force of the universe and has no gender. He can't be emasculated.
>>43313314You might be right, but I standby what I said. Demiurges are said to possess both sets of genitalia. So just to make sure that Discord never fucks, Fluttershy also carved out his pussy like the top of a jack-o-lantern.
>>43313272> “…who would Rainbow Dash be if she couldn’t fly?”lol we found out.
>>43313452HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!
>>43313319You know the demiurges are just the jews, right?
>>43313272He voted for it
>>43313272>There is not a word in that sentence that doesn’t make me cum.>Discordkind of gay desu
>>43313594We’ve already established that he has a pussy.
>>43313604We've already established that you've admitted to both homosexual activity and unironically trooning out.
>>43313608Different GollyFag.
>>43313610Nope. Any gollyfag with a gollyflag gets grouped together as a single faggot. All gollyflaggots are homosexual trannies who were groomed on discord.
>>43313624That’s okay, I was lying about it being a different one anyway.
we are gollyfag
>>43313452Damn, guess she never cared about Scootaloo at all.
>>43313272Roleplay is forbidden by the board rules. Wrap it up with those threads.
>>43313272whatever happened to DiscordAnon, anyway?
>>43314203
>>43314852She got married, last I heard
>>43314852>>43314972She married me, but we got divorced right away after I told her that Discord is the worst character in the history of fiction.
>>43314852Got taken into human trafficing by a Mexican cartel.
>>43314972>SheIt was a dude.
>>43314852Got arrested for stalking de Lancie.
>>43315314She was actually a foid. I know because I saw that video of her spaghetting out on Celestia’s voice actress about pancakes, while referencing the “God forbid” video.But with that said, she did seem cool and I always wanted to meet her, but as far as I know, we’ve never been at the same con before. I say “cool,” but obviously, as a big Discord fangirl, me and her were always meant to be mortal enemies. But that’s okay, we can argue with one another in a fun way. And in her defense, she did argue that Discord isn’t responsible for what the horrible writers made him do. I agree with that in theory, but I’m still never going to get along very well with someone who likes any of his post-“redemption” episodes at all. I will never understand how he has any fans that don’t reject everything after his first appearance. Ever.But on the off-chance she’s actually reading this, I don’t have anything real against her, and I do think meeting her would be cool. Sorry I lied about marrying you above. It was just meant to be funny.
>>43315675Hormone treatment is going well, I see.
>>43313272Thought his nose was a cat skeptically staring at a phone screen
