A lot of spin off Trixie threads adn threads turned into Trixie love threads. Time to contain them! Also it is my birthday tommorow and as such Trixie will take it over because she deserves it! Post Trixie being happy!Previous thread: >>43248444
>>43317676
>>43317676she is going to eat a bear....?
>>43317693Yes, being great builds up a bear of an appetite
>>43317703wow
>>43317676Trixie has a music playlist now!https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx3RbS5qwCRAwdJ2S9sRymwOLvrNDJ0-L
I love her so much
>>43317795Needs to be bigger, there are more Trixie noises out there and not all of them are on that
Pinecone-shaped birthday cake...
>>43317803It was WAY lower for a few months and I'm about to add a few more. Post some if you have some, anon.
I wish the great and powerful Trixie loved me.
>>43317841trixie does love (You)!
>>43317841
>>43317891We don't talk about her mare pattern balding...
>>43317836Trixie may post some later! For now she is tired! She hopes to wake up to tons of more Trixies!
Would you let Trixie crash on your couch or would you give up your bed and sleep on the sofa yourself?
>>43318053Sleep on the sofa myself of course
>>43318053If I keep the bed, there's a chance we get close enough that she'll wake me up in the middle of the night to ask if she can sleep with me.
Imagine getting stuck in Tartarus with Trixiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKehTAukpLY
>>43318425Why are we both in Tartarus?
>>43318442For your crimes against equinity!
>>43318453Both of us?! What is the charge?!
>>43318457Every time you try to hug, cuddle, kiss, or do something else physically affectionate, an Anon and Trixie in an alternate universe DIE!Being in Tartarus was just to get away from Sunbutt, obviously.
>>43318486AiE except you have to stay abstinent and free of lust or any temptations and convince Trixie to do it with you. Sounds like another great challenge from Christ.
>>43318565
Trixie is hands down the most perfect mare. Everything about her makes me happy.
>>43318764I wonder what she got me for my birthday!
I love laying on my couch and seeing such beauty above. I want to put more around it and maybe a shelf for a shrine
>>43317676Trixie is very much enjoying the celebration!
>>43319202>That necklaceFucking adorable anon!
>>43319113Nice.
>>43319202That's too damn cute. Hope you had a good birthday anon!
>>43319276Glad Trixie finally found something she was good at.
>>43319563Besides stealing my heart?
>>43317796i love the great and powerful Trixie more than life
>>43319202Blessed bday pic, I wish I could afford a good enough whiskey for my wife
>>43319563Trixie is great at everything!!!!
>>43319113Did you make this yourself or did you buy it somewhere!
>>43320390Won it at auction last Mare Fair!
>>43320390not that anon. I made it as a colab and donated to the marefair auction. I also made a batch of these semi recently, it's a stained glass mosaic
>>43320879
>>43320756Nice.
Trixie looks so much better with wings than Twilight. Do you like you Trixie winged or unwinged?
>>43321434Only if she got bit by a batpony
>>43321158WOW! You are super talented!!! Do you have an online shop?
>>43321634Thanks! I sell my stuff here https://crystalponyportraits.etsy.com
>>43321434Trixie is the only princess I will kneel to.
Trixie is such a genius, doesnt even need wings
>>43317678https://voca.ro/1myDcxvMkRif
>>43322314I can sort of hear this voice as teenage trixie from the gameloft game
>>43322895>trixie found the piss drawer
>>43323278time to take a piss
>>43323332Go ahead anon
>>43323346Haha, woops! Finger slipped!
>>43323346>typical iphone poster
>>43323346This gave me a weird boner
>>43323346Fuck you
>>43321816ngl might buy something when the next paycheck hits. The design for Queen Chrysalis is immaculate!
>>43323924Prettiest mare in Equestria!
>>43323927My notes say this is factually correct
here's a prototype Stained glass/resin key chain I made.
>>43324085Love the idea but how do you intend to keep it from shattering? I'm just imagining busy school hallways where people are bumping into eachother and bags are being thrown around!
>>43324085Very pretty, nonny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_Gr1Zw3chQ
>>43324491What are you doing hanging around a school hallway?
>>43325003being in school getting my education degree...
>>43324491I really doubt it can shatter, it's iridescent stained glass shards encased in resin. The resin makes it stupid strong, like so strong I haven't been able to measure the breaking point. pic rel is a suspended 8in by 8in stained glass/resin portrait that I set 20 lb's of steel disc on and it only bent a little and went back to normal when I took the weight off. and sense this is way smaller with the same thickness the square cube law means this should be way stronger
>>43325353oh ok thats good! i was thinking it was made of like glass purely.
Explaining to trixie the importance of the 4th of July and why it's necessary to use up the entire supply of fireworks for it
>>43325975there is no 4th of july in equestria
>>43326082>he doesn't want his mare to try and fail at recreating human holidays for (You)
>>43326345what if I tell her that netflix and chill is a holiday?
Trixie fills my heart with pure joy.
>>43326895She is a delight!
Genuinely since getting back into MLP and remembering how much i loved Trixie has been such a wonderful positive on my life.
>>43326643>you want to do WHAT with trixie? At the picture show too?
>>43326643Surely you wont do that to such an innocent mare?
>>43317676I am unhealthily obsessed with this cartoon mare. my 3D gf must be so proud.
>>43327763There is no way to be unhealthily obsessed with the best mare
WAKE THE FUCK UP OFFICAL TRIXIE MERCH DROPPED AT HOT TOPIC
>>43327829I know where I'm headed today
>>43327829Fuuuuuu. I wish we had Hot Topics over here.
>>43328107https://www.hottopic.com/homepage?cm_mmc=SEM-_-GGL-_-BR-_-DMY-_-23042483661_185504777923&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23042483661&gclid=CjwKCAjwmJjSBhB-EiwAkZgxi2S1f0fT_2OR58LVjCQjUhx5zEfPH-CpdngDBAu-EZ9-7z8amdd9jhoCG8sQAvD_BwE
>>43328148>Insane import feesNo thanks
>>43328265faircore
>>43327829They dont look happy being merchandise
>>43328393yeah i kinda grabbed a bad image. There is a bracelet set where glimmy is wearing trixies hat!
The Great and Powerful Trixie has acquired a cannon.
>>43328583She should be in it
>>43328588I'd love to launch Trixie out of a cannon. Imagine how much fun she'd have!
>>43328658What kind of bits are those?
>>43328148The Trixie stuff can't even be shipped outside the US. It's so over.
>>43327829what happened to glimmy
>>43329012Trixie looks guilty like she cast the spell that turned them into merch. And Starlight looks like she is trying not to blame Trixie.
>>43329238this is the lore of the merch i am afraid
>>43328870im so sorry king
She needs some belly rubs
No one lights up the sky like Trixie can!
>>43330275Who lets this mare have access to fireworks?
>>43318457Eating a meal
>>43329229Ew, this artist.
>>43330292Trunks
I need to be spoonfed that one pic of anon and trixie playing smash
>>43332226I need to be spoonfed Trixie!
>>43331206What's wrong with DerpyDooDesigns?
>>43327763I like how she doesn't have much of a daily routine so you can imagine having any sort of day with her
>My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Trixie's Sideshow Story>The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie has traveled all across Equestria with her beloved wagon, performing feats of unparalleled magic for the shock and awe of ponies both young and old! When Trixie learns that her (self-appointed) rival, the AVERAGE and MEDIOCRE Princess Twilight Sparkle, has published a so-called "Friendship Journal" detailing the failed unicorn's misadventures with her meager friends, the WISE and EXPERIENCED Trixie comes to a decision: She will publish her own journal! With card games, and fish hooks!>However, the WORLD-WEARY and HOOF-SORE Trixie has one teensy-tiny problem: She has never written a journal before. Throughout her dozens of secret adventures, the RARELY FORGETFUL and CAREFULLY ANNOTATING Trixie may have not exactly recorded what she's been through. Considering how easy it is for the TALENTED and ADVENTUROUS Trixie to create her own legends, however, it will not take long for her to create a journal that easily eclipses the BORING and POORLY-BOUND storybook that Twilight made. Hers doesn't even have pictures in it!>My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Trixie's Sideshow Story is a thirteen-episode mini-series that will take Trixie across the magical, friendly world of Equestria as she gets into mischief, mayhem, and more! Featuring ancient secrets, adorable ponies, and a dangerous foe, Trixie's Sideshow Story is a GREAT and POWERFUL adventure for fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, both familiar and new! We hope to see you on that wagon trail soon!
>>43333180I'll bite, any way to get involved with this?
>>43333192No. I made it up. It will never exist. You will never get to experience this.
>>43333180>Friendship JournalNah.>Princess Twilight SparkleDouble nah.
>>43333180for what purpose
>>43333180Make it a CYOA and you get suckered into being Trixies scribe.
>>43333291>CYOA of Anonstallion getting bribed or tricked into being employed as the writer of Trixie's biography, but it's actually an autobiography because Trixie takes credit for literally everything.Absolute kino.
>>43333302Should be a thread, with Trixie bickering telling not to write down she tripped on a rock but it was actually Trixie foreshadowing of great obstacles with her hoof!
Mayyyyybe..
>>43334083I would give my life to protect this filly
Was it Trixie who shredded the fanmail?
>>43335198She's going to get her fetlocks messy.
Surely you're /fit/ enough to keep up with her lifestyle
GET OVER HERE YOU STUPID HORSEhttps://youtu.be/rMSqUfHGAyM
>>43335642If you ain't getting /fit/ for your wife, what are you even doing with your life?
>>43336593If you aren't breaking your legs with days-long hikes and living off the land, are you even a trixiefag?
>>43336611I live in an urban shithole with no inclines, so the few times I've gone hiking fucking killed me. I wish to go through that every trek with Trixie and build up my strength
>>43317676The Ursa Minor wasn't a win for her, though. Better choice for a cake would be her colorful kite-string or whatever she used to distract the Changelings in that Wizard of Oz finale.
>>43336663Grim. You could try driving somewhere with an incline.
>>43336748Driving =/= the same as pulling the wagon yourself though.
>>43336755Truth, but I meant going somewhere with an incline and then hiking. Sorry, must have misunderstood your plight.
>>43336755Strap yourself to your car and pull it up a hill!
>>43336765Ah, that makes sense.>>43336772That'll do it!
>>43336817Trixie should get a bouquet with flowers that look like fireworks.
>>43337041This.
>>43336748 I could do that, or I could arrive in Equestria with almost no stamina to speak of so the blue horse can tease me even more.
>>43337041Anon that flower specifically symbolizes death and final goodbyes
What magic tricks have you learned? You have be learning magic tricks, right Anons?
>>43333180I wonder what stories she has to tell. In friendship bound she shared some trade secrets with Starlight, like where to find the best food. I'd be interested in watching Trixie discover all these tricks (no pun intended),
>>43338551My being a human is enough of a misdirection in its own right to be called a magic trick. Surely she won't argue with me on that
>>43338162Oh shit! Guess that's the death of old "me," then!
art
>>43317676When IS Trixie's birthday?
>>43340692Some people like to say November 19th because that's when Boast Busters came out. Others like to say October 22nd because that's when it began production. There's also December 31st because that's when they finished writing it.
>>43340708October 2009?
>>43340708I don't like the "when BB came out" theory because that would imply that every character introduced in the very first episode all share the same birthday. If we're willing to use real-world bullshit, then Trixie's an astrological Leo, which puts her birthday between 23 July and 22 August.
>>43340968>Trixie potentially shares the same birthday as meI guess I was always destined to be her true husbando
>>43340993
my CREATIVE and ENTERTAINING marewaifu...
>>43341113>hah...hah...hah...choooooo!
I want to draw Trixie today, anything requests?
>>43341138Trixie latching onto Anon's leg and refusing to let go!
What that other guy said
>>43340135You can really tell that it’s been a while since Trixie was out on the road
>>43341138One must imagine Trixie happy
>>43341210I wish I could give Trixie a bath...
>>43341145
>>43341434Fucking adorable, nonny!
>>43341295
>>43341434>>43341572Looks great anon!
>>43341138Anon feeding Trixie a handful of cinnamon nuts like those goats at a petting zoo.>>43341434>>43341572Ooo, neat style anon. I like his big man hand in the second one. Saving these.
>>43341639>Anon feeding Trixie a handful of cinnamon nuts like those goats at a petting zoo.She's too prideful to not do that reluctantly
>>43341639I'll get to this one (busy watching /mlp/con rn)
The older I get, the more I relate to her. I love my wife
>>43341639>Anon feeding Trixie a handful of cinnamon nuts like those goats at a petting zooKEK. >>43342168 I'll add onto this by requesting Anon playing fetch with Trixie by using a pinecone.
>>43341138Older Trixie getting nagged at to take her old mare pills
>>43342794It's called balding
>>43343809I don't get it
I commissioned some new artwork of Trixie based on that old story I shared here, the one about exotic dancing. She's a little big, so I'll put her in spoilers.>birthday editionkekLet me ask you guys something. I'm just about ready to write that short story about the other artwork whose sketch I shared here, the one where she's shoving herself into a canon:>>42309342My last Trixie story left her husband's identity vague, but which would you guys prefer: human husband, or horse husband?
>>43345256>canon>not cannonFuck.
>>43345258Trixie shoving herself into somepony elses canon sounds about right
>>43345200It's a scene from the film Paris, Texas. The anon who originally drew it made it for that Trixtober calendar thing last year.
>>43345645I want to grope her little butt!
>>43345809Fair. It does look rather soft and squishy
Lots of Trixie clips in the anti, my personal favourite.
>>43345256Where is belly button atomizer anon when you need him
>>43346292It's like you can feel the rage seething within the mare
Bump
Bump again
>>43318116ass sex sex homo catalog rape unf twilight catalog trixie trixie
>>43346864we did it reddit
>>43346864Wow anon you're so based incredibly intelligent post I kneel.
>>43346864BUY 4PASS FOR THIS, OP-GOYIM
>>43346864I fucking love this panel already
>>43346864I agree
>>43346864YAY
>>43318116sex i trixie faggot nigger catalog unf catalog trixie horsepussy plap plap rape
>>43346864Are you okay Anon? What the fuck are you trying to say?
>>43346878most coherent post on the board right now btw
>>43346878CRASHING 4CHAN WITH NO SURVIVORS
I RAPE ZIGGERS WITH PICKAXES!
>>43346864>>43346878WE DID IT REDDIT
>>43346864mods ban this fag NOW
>>43346878I agree
POOL'S CLOSED TRIXIEFAGS
>>43346878truer words have never been spoken. amen
>>43346878Unf
>>43346864>>43346878yes she is my wife
>>43346890She's so fucking cute bros
>>43346702/rgre/ Trixie
>>43347419>Misandrist TrixieThat has the potential to be either terrifying or really cute
>>43345256Human husband, thank you.
>>43346841
>>43349001>Still posting this faggot's shit
>>43349025Post something better then.
>>43349041done
>>43349094>Complains about bad art>Posts art with Glimmer
>>43349098You fool, that's not me!
>>43349168Huh?
>>43349173haha, disregard that i suck cocks
>>43348069Leaning on cute
why have problemswhen you can be the problem
>>43350263When I become Equestria's sole tinkerer making magical equivalents to human inventions, I'll have Trixie be my assistant
>art thee
>>43341639
>>43351252
>>43351252>>43351575Look at her go! Thank you based drawfag
>>43351575
is there even one pony that can come close to how cute she Is
>>43351678qt3.14 horse taking pills for foals
>>43352101My cute little savior of Equestria
>>43351746Trixie has achieved the golden ratio! That's how great and powerful she is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZXFQlQL87Q i fvcking love trixie
>>43351252>>43351575>>43351678Kino art anon. Thank you for drawing them. You draw a great (and powerful) Trix!
Lyra aint got shit on this
>>43354841
Will you show the same love for g6 Trixie?
>>43357011That depends on whether I recognize her as Trixie. Regardless my love for fim Trixie will remain.
>>43357011depends on the changes.because I love Trixie for being Trixieif she doesn't act like Trixie at all then is it really her or a character who shares the name and vague design
>>43356292Cuddling with Trixie in a cheap motel!
No one cares about your birthday, Anon. Tell me how (You) would celebrate Trixie's birthday
>>43358127Trixie is my favorite g6 pegasus
>>43358950I'd throw her a surprise birthday party by incorporating it in to one of her tricks.
Boop
boop?!
She's such a cutie!
Does anyone have that picture of Trixie saying "Nah, I'd win"? I can't seem to find it.
>>43360538Here you trixiefren. I really need to organise my Trixie folder.
What does she dream of?
>>43360549Thank you so much. I also need to organise. Every pic just goes into my download folder to get lost.
>>43360554Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me,
>>43360554World domination!
>>43361149Maybe after the world has been conquered
>>43348484Alright then, and you're welcome.
>>43362025>Failed her driving exam 3 times
>>43360197That's right. What are you gonna do about it?
>>43362314>failed her driveway exam 1 time
>>43363639>Accidentally wake her up by starting the car>It scares her so bad she magically flings the car, and (You), into the air>Upside down car is now stuck on the roofOops
>>43338162The flower trio needs to get over being enslaved
>>43364394Trixie was in front of him during this exchange
>>43364956More like Trixie was the one on Starlight's phone
>>43363644>notices her sudden power level spike>trixie now wants you to spook her every chance you get to unlock her magical potential and you don't have a choice
>>43365686>"Anon, Trixie's noticed you haven't been startling her very often as of late!">"In fact, she'd say you're getting lazy!">"With that said, you HAVE to scare Trixie at least once a day or she won't have sex with you!"How do you respond without sounding angry?
>>43364962
>p. 10
>>43365804>>"With that said, you HAVE to scare Trixie at least once a day or she won't have sex with you!"We'll just have to see who cracks first
I headcanon that the plains of Equestria are always between 20C and 25C, even at night (it is currently 45C where I live).
You almost let her fall off.
>>43367590Equestria doesn't use celsius
>pg 10COME ON TRIXFAGS
>>43367590I want trixie to shut me out in the cold for being a retarded monkey man
>>43370843I want to wake up to my lovely Trixwife making breakfast for us just like this every day!
>>43364962Trixie is always on Starlights phone playing games
How hot is she exactly? Like temperature-wise.
Is this where we can crucify Snips and Snails?
>>43372379Around 40 C if you flick the back of her ear
>>43373857So, 40° Fahrenheit?
Do you think she would hate it if you referred to her as Lulamoon?
>>43378977Prime teasing material.
>>43378977I mean, I doubt she hates her last name or anything. She'd probably find it amusing.
>>43378977She'd be surprised, then proud.
>>43380470I imagine she would rather go by "Trixie" or "The Great and Powerful Trixie" than her government name
>>43383373Is Trixie even her real name? Maybe it's just a nickname.
>>43383704Beatrix!
I love how full of life she is in this one.
>>43367577>Sitting smugly in the woodsOnly Trixie could pull this of and have it make sense.
>>43383704It's weird, right? It's an oddly human name when every other pony have these ridiculously cartoon-y names.
>>43385276It's like she just came up with some new, exciting scheme.
>>43386638>Wait Anon, there's over 300 ponies in ponyville.>That means if every pony gives me 10 bits I could make 3000 bits.>That's enough to buy a new wagon.
>>43386697Break's over, get back to work
>>43373238They're in g5 now?
>>43388038for >>43370885
>>43388516That is so fucking good. I just the thumbnail didn't look like a penis
>Trixie on 10No
>>43389235This image goes hard. Suppose Trixie came from a loving family. Her parents lover Her; she shows an early interest in the performance of illusion for an audience, and they encourage her - buying her magic trick equipment, manuals, card trick guides, and her signature hat and cape. But then, Trixie ends up living in a wagon, her shows have anemic audiences, she develops a pathological self-grandiosity, and a large percentage of ponies dislike her.When I think about her latter state of affairs as opposed to the happy, wonder-filled filly she must have been, performing magic shows for her proud parents, I can't help but feel a little heartbroken. Somewhere, at some point, her life must have taken a hard turn that tainted that state of goodness and wonder that prevailed when she was a filly. It simultaneously fills me with sad emotions and fascination with Trixie's emotions. It's hard explain what this mixture of emotions is.
>>43389314How about this one?
>>43389474This just makes me sad.
>>43389474Horny
>>43389314I always imagined Trixie being raised by a single mother and a lack of father figure in her upbringing to explain her attention seeking behavior
>>43391380It's fandom-wide headcanon that her dad left Spotlight or whatever her name is when Trixie was really young, after all
>>43392629Booping her in the ass!
>>43391682Her mother probably told her about how grand her father was and tried to excite Trixie in how she is destine in magic. Even enrolled Trixie in Celestias school. I imagine Trixie mom died early on and Trixie dropped out to take care of her mother. and then had to live in a wagon traveling
>>43393275Rough.
It's not about what you can do.It's about what everypony thinks you can do.
>>43393389Why would Twilight shave the back of Trixie's head? This is worse than enslaving a town
Drew a little trixie before I have to leave
I have nothing to say besides I love Trixie so fucking much.
>>43394677Good draw
>>43394677Based drawfren. She looks like she needs an anon to cuddle!
>>43396581Trixie is the germ waiting 5 seconds
Sometimes i dream about her burning my breakfast. But I still eat it cause I love her
>>43397228I dream about her serving me hayburgers and passing it off as her own cooking
>>43397228Trixie's the perfect kind of mare to fuck up in the kitchen daily, and it gets to the point you have to mentor her and it's very cute and wholesome!
>>43318425I got chills. Fuck man I just want to go on a quest with her. Perhaps one that is way above our league
>>43398325>PoxyTranny
Hey wait a minute...
Trixie is such a beautiful mare. She's consumed my mind and I am grateful she is in my life.
Bomp
>>43399633>She's consumed my mindSame. I have a lengthy green/fic idea that's been living on the back of my mind rent free for the better part of a year but I haven't had the time to take a serious crack at it.
>>43400424
>>43400625What's it about, nonny?
>Anon, is that you?>Trixie needs you to get her out of this wack ass crystal prison!
>>43398019But I can barely cook any better
The wagon life is the best life. Being her Assistant and Husband would truly be a perfect life.
>>43401254She's got such a pokable tummy
Imagine poking her butt from behind
>>43402561Just a poke? Nonny I'm going full throttle
>>43398019I like to imagine she's actually a pretty good cook. She's no chef, but with all her travelling, she knows how to make a good meal on a campfire.
Mprning, trix!
>>43403109personally I've thought she can make pretty good soups on the campfire. But anything on the stove just ends up charred.
>>43403615I think being a traveler, she has mastered making nutritious meals that may taste okay, but tahts about it. Just food for survival. I also imagine she eats bugs or whatever she can get her hooves on to stay alive during long trips
>>43403660This. Time spent learning to make something that doesn't taste bland is time spent not making it to the next town
>>43404304So true so true. Trixie knows nature will provide adn how to take advantage of it, unlike that Sparkle.
>>43403660>>43404792I bet it's great being a unicorn who doesn't have to worry about toilet paper when she can just magic her shit away while walking through the woods
>>43404807Where does it go though?
>>43404808Twilights room
What did Trixie do wrong in Ponyville?>but...Wrangling uncooperative crowds is a performer's job. She was clearly bad at it. I'm asking how could she have won Ponyville's attention without antagonizing them.Also could she have meaningfully contributed to the Ursa situation using her tricks? Lugging 1100-ton water tower is clearly not within her abilities, but lullaby certainly is.
>>43405095Try again, Pedro
>>43404792And nature provides street food! Trixie even has a favorite food stand in road to friendship
>>43405095>I'm asking how could she have won Ponyville's attention without antagonizing them.Even though it's Rainbow's fault for going loud with her friends' disapproval, I think Trixie could've acted innocent and playful by shutting them up with a few tricks to get the support of the greater crowd rather than a fake story, but then she would've just been a female Flim/Flam.>Also could she have meaningfully contributed to the Ursa situation using her tricks?She's got magic fireworks, she could've blinded and scared the Ursa away pretty easily.
>>43405766It truly is an honour that the Great and Powerful Trixie would allow me to accompany her to the gala.Need more Trixie in pretty gala dresses.
>>43406236>Need more Trixie in pretty gala dresses.Very true!
>>43406292Wowza
>>43405217
I like to sin old folk songs and just replace lyrics to involve Trixie
>>43406508In Trixie Land, where I was born in,early on one frosty mornin',Look away, look away, look away Trixie Land.I wish I was in Trixie, Hooray! Hooray!In Trixie Land I'll take my standto live and die in Trixie.Away, away, away down south in Trixie.Away, away, away down south in Trixie
>>43406521Will you come with me, my Trixie dear,to yon blue mountain free,Where the blossoms smell the sweetest,come rove along with me.It's ev'ry Sundy morning, when I am by your side,We'll jump into the wagon, and all take a ride.Wait for the wagon, Wait for the wagon,Wait for the wagon and we'll all take a ride.
>>43406521>>43406597Singing these around Trixie and seeing how she reacts! Perhaps a swift buck in the balls?
>>43407293me when i see trixie's mareballs
>>43406521>>43406597Based
>>43407434I need more of her
>>43408034I don't like seeing Oldxie, or any old mare for that matter. I like my Trixie young and spry and able to take hard spankings
>>43408508>spanking TrixieAnon, we both know that Trixie does the spanking, it's one of her better features
>>43408508I'd give anything to see more milf Trixie. It's how she'll be when we get married, have 20 foals and grow old together after all.
>>43408508If you don't like Trixie when she is old, you dont deserve Trixie when she is young
I have a trixfriendAnd she is so blue
>>43409460She sticks like glue!
>>43409317>>43409422AWOOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH TRIXIE UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT!!!!
>>43409452Fucking based
if any of you want your own real-world tixi now is just the time to be this one's rebound <|^:)https://x.com/Poxy_Boxy/status/2084640357346656436
>>43410510This faggot's never going to improve his angled faces, holy shit
>>43409452>not helping her cast age spells on both of you so you stay young and sexy foreverskill issue>>43410510lmao imagine getting dumped on trixie tuesday
>>43410510>poxy_boxyStop posting shit from this pedophile troon sympathizer.
>>43410534does anyone have a backup of that tweet or doc from his expose? the tweet itself is gone, i just have the link and this screenshothttps://x.com/CricutAir2/status/1967299090125123799
>>43410510Kek, get fucked.
>>43410569nvm found ithttps://files.catbox.moe/zm30vq.pdf
>>43408568I'm partial to putting Trixie in her place in a playful way, slowly nudging her into submission.
>>43410510Post isn't there anymore. What was this?
>>43411167dw i screengrabbed it
>>43411167i think he deleted it because of this lmao
>>43411288KEK
>>43411288Funniest thing I've seen in a while
>>43411288zozzle
>>43410518you're really gonna diss my boi poxy_boxy like that>>43411288damn daniel
>>43411458>you're really gonna-Yes. Get better material.
>>43411461elaborate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1_ao0gNIUA
>10
>>43411813Where'd she go???
>>43412920Right behind you...
Have you weened your trixies off the cigs yet?
>>43413683I made her addicted to vaping
>>43413683I'll start telling her off of em after I get some more badass pictures of her!
>>43413683Should I start smoking I’ve never done drugs before
>>43414039You should start yesterday. Equestria is going to be getting a lot closer than you think!
>>43413312Oh no...
>>43415144We could, in fact, not trust her with the bomb
>>43413683Mine likes to smoke weed :(
>>43415682I would at least get her a pipe to match her outfit
Trixie, believe in the heart of the cards or whatever!
>>43416518What in the anime is that supposed to be?
>>43416347The Great and Powerful Trixie smokes as she pleases
>>43417841She needs a haircut and a good brushing.
>>43317676Trixie was defeated with the power of "la vara"
Do you accept the Trixie piss?
>>43418114I'd tell her to bend over right then and there so I can drink it straight from the tap
>>43416986Boku no pico
>>43417994what in the goddamn
>>43419164back in 2010, in Spain there was an humorist that created a character called "tio la vara" (guy with rod), a crazy man with a wooden rod that, every time he found someone annoying, he would start hitting with the rod over and over until they have to run away, it was absurd humor, but he would definitively hit Trixie in the ass with it.Eventually they decided to end the story by getting the guy dying fighting his arch nemesis.That fan art is 14 years old by now.
>>43419196Huh, neat. I was thinking it was some kind of fetish art. Thanks for the explanation, anon.
>>43419196>>43419918Same
Best pony thread isn't dying on my watch
>>43420677Godspeed, soldier
>>43418114I'm prepared to for when we get stranded in the desert and I gave Trixie the last few sips of drinking water
>>43421003Yeah how'd you know?
>>43420984That is not a trick. I want my money back..
>>43421556You wouldn't demand the cute mare being cute give you a refund, would you?
Made it to 500
The show will go on.
