>”No!” >hits you on the nose with a newspaper>”Bad human bad! You do not try to hump the dinner guests!”>”Mom I’m so sorry. I don’t know whats got into this thing today.” >”Say you’re sorry to her right now!” >”….say it or no dinner for you!” >”Ugh why did I agree to watch Pinkie’s pet primate?”
>>43318212>[autistic monkey noises]
>>43318212>>43318222Ooo ooo ahh ahh AHH AHH AHH
>>43318222*starts jacking it in the corner*
>>43318212You banana eatin'
>>43318212You've been drinking too much, Rainbow Dash. I'm a pony just like you!
>>43318212Dash has got it all wrong, you don't stop the Anon's natural traits, you make use of them!
>>43318212Your mom is hot and never wears pants, you can't expect me to not try and hump her.
>>43318234question mark face, finger wieldin’, clatty-dreep-tadger, gether-uping-blate-muzzle, bleathering, gomreil, janefilly, oaf-lookin, scunner, nyaf, plookie, shan, milf-bucking, uaine-faced, shilpit, mim-moothed, snivelin’, worm-eyed, hotten-blaugh, vile-stoochie, cally-breek-bairn-curran
Fuck you top cunt I'm cross-breeding your mom
>>43318299Hello, Bow Hothoof!
>>43318212Fuck you, Dash I'm https://youtu.be/WfYyBp4Ln2s
>>43318212>Little did Rainbow know what fun Anon would make for himself after she forces him to bathe as punishment
>>43318308Yeah that's what I'm going to say when he walks in the door along with "Just a bit of the ol' in & out!"
>>43318329You're a funny pony, Bow Hothoof. Give me a high five with your hoof!
>>43318335You're a regular faggot, Anonymous. Suck my dick with those dexterous horse lips.
>>43318212>rape
>>43318212This is unrealistic, Dash would never say primate, that's too big of a word for her, she'd say monkey or chimp, maybe gorilla if you're fat enough
>>43318247i'm usually an AiE hater but this gave me a good chuckle
>>43318247AiEryans superhuman ability to hug hors
>>43318695what about ape?
>>43318212I'll slap you with my hoof dashie and then I'll give you a hug with my pegasus wings.
>>43318880It's short enough that she could remember it
>>43318283ponyfag
>>43318900Oh, so are you willing to comfort her and take care of pet anon? That would be so kind of you, stallionanon!
