>Oh thank goodness you’re here Anon. We need your help. Our last friendship mission didn’t exactly uhhhhh go as planned. We went to Yakyakistan to parley over a minor misunderstanding, one thing lead to another over a period of days and we ended up having to well…destroy all the yaks. But it turns out a few gryphons were there trading rare spices and silks so we had Starlight and Trixie track them down and they…had to blow up Gryphonstone for us as well. Look we can’t tell Princess Celestia how badly we messed up so we were wondering if you would take the blame for us? Please? We worked up a whole cover story for you to use and besides you’re ALWAYS messing things up anyways. We can’t be seen as failures by the princess we have a reputation to uphold but you? Messing up is what you’re great at. We’ll make it worth your while. Anything you can think of for taking the blame we’ll get it done.
>>43318650Nobody liked the yaks and Griffonstone was too broke to even appear on updated maps of the known world. Celestia's not gonna give a shit!
>>43318650You've already started, there is no point in stoping now. Get rid of Changelings, Hippogriffs, Dragons, Diamond Dogs and Buffalos next.
>>43318657As a neutral entity, Celestia is going to praise you in private. Destroying two non beneficial nations with no backlash. Now ponies can get those resources without needing to trade
Just blame Starlight and Trixie for killing the yaks too.ez clap
You girls did nothing wrong they all deserved to die.
>>43318650Alright girls, my price is a lifetime supply of hard cider, a z-word pass, and Sweetie Belle. I can maybe come down to an Apple Bloom if Rarity's throne is replaced by my face during friendship meetings but the rest is non-negotiable.
