This pony is the best one. The very best one. It's her.
>>43322113HI ANON
>>43322113Slut
>>43322113This is the face of a mare who's a monster in bed
>>43322122That doesn't look monstrous as all, she just looks kinda comfy.
Would she fuck anyone behind her husband's back?
>>43322113I hate her
>>43322125>Would she fuck anyone behind her husband's back?Yes. I confirmed it.
>>43322124Don't let her looks deceive you. Does this look like the face of mercy?!
Best princess by far.
>>43322122>>43322130She looks like a crazy, nympho slut who hides behind a facade of false innocence. I can see it in her eyes.
>>43322113>This pony is the best one.There is another...
>>43322130She'd be nice to me, I'd tell her I'm not comfortable with that without being very close to me and she'd understand since love is very important to her too.
>>43322113LOVEBUTT THREAD!
You could have this, but only if you're nice to Cady and her wonderful husband.
>>43322203>but only if you're nice to CadyNah. Cadance secretly enjoys it when a man treats her boldly and rudely. All it takes is a single slap on the pink butt or a firm tug on her tail to get her winking.
>>43322220I think you may be confusing her with a different pony, that one in your image appears to be some sort of recolor. Maybe the recolor's a giant slut.
Cadance is a massive freeuse slut while Chrysalis is a hypermonogamous virgin
>>43322203I could help Shiny lick that ice cream off haha
>>43322113
>>43322222>quints wasted on playing dumbSuch a shame. Anyway, here's a more obvious example for you.https://u.pone.rs/kmzcprex.png
>>43322121FUCKING UNF, dosh draws the best horse pussy, the only problem is the teats, they're way too big.
>>43322243I said what I said, Purple
>>43322238Unironically true
>>43322241They're gonna lick the ice cream off eachother's muzzles while you pet their manes.
>>43322253Anon, listen. Draw me more pics of Cadance getting her tail pulled, so I won't have to post AIslop.
>>43322243That's my favorite pony but objective best is much harder to determine.
>>43322113Candy Ass thread?
>>43322313Is there a single other pony who does it better than Candy?
She always tries to help! What a good pony.
>>43322319Perhaps she can help with my raging boner?
>>43322253>He cried to jannyNerve status: struck
>>43322345Who? What are you even talking about?
>>43322348>playing dumb
>>43322343Yes, she can call the doctors so they can drain the blood out of your penis if it's not deflating naturally.
>>43322129Hot
>>43322203
>>43322357Here's the non-gay version.
>>43322363There's nothing gay about cuddling somepony who makes you happy. Fearing vulnerability will hurt you in Equestria, Nonny!
>all this infidelityI'm sickened.
>>43322367Intimately hugging someone of the same sex is gay, no matter how you try to spin it. And Shining doesn't make me happy. I'm not interested in him, I'm only interested in his wife.
>>43322373>Shining doesn't make me happy.Wtf, Anon, he's a bro
>>43322369What did you expect? It's a Cadance thread. She is the queen of infidelity.
>>43322373>Intimately hugging someone of the same sex is gayEarthling brainworms, you gotta get those out of your head if you wanna enjoy Equestria. Those same brainworms are gonna make you interpret somepony nuzzling and cuddling with you as go-ahead to try fucking them only for them to never want to talk to you again because you horribly violated their trust.
>>43322357>>43322363>humans and mares
>>43322377Anon please stop. I'm not going to fuck stallions. I'm only interested in mares.
>>43322385Never ask a pony supremacist the species of her husband
>>43322385Why do you want to turn into a horse? Personally, I'm happy with my human body and want to stay human in Equestria.
>>43322393Because ponies are the superior form
>>43322375Though, interestingly, that's only 6-7% of all cadance content, whereas infidelity occurs in 16% of spoiled rich content.
>>43322387See this is exactly what I'm talking about! The assumption that snuggling up with somepony is an expression of sexual interest is going to hurt you when you get to Equestria, I don't want that for you! Learn to cuddle and not be self-conscious about it!
>>43322402The downside to platonic cuddling with unicorns:
>>43322394>Because ponies are the superior formOnly unicorns. Because of magic. And I'm sure there's some way to use magic in Equestria without having a horn, so I'd still prefer to stay human. I really like my hands and my height.
>>43322387Sex with stallions is gay only if you are the one taking it in the ass or if you are a human.
>>43322407That's not a bad thing!
>>43322409The ultimate question for any HiE enjoyer: if you could be Pinkie Promised by Celestia herself that no pony in all of Equestria will ever find a human sexually attractive, would you still want to be a human? Because I would, but I suspect many HiE fantasizers would change their mind if that were the case.
>>43322419>Yeah I bet if things were different things would be differentBravo you retarded troon
>>43322412Does "no homo" apply in Equestria?
>>43322430That's a weird way to answer a really simple question that I answered myself. I'd go to Equestria as a human even if I was considered unfuckable, would you?
>>43322435I don't answer fraudulent questions. Sorry! (Not really).
>>43322419Yes. I'll enjoy life in Equestria with my changeling wife.
>>43322402>>43322412I'm not going to cuddle or fuck stallions. I'm a straight man, and my convictions are unshakable.>>43322419>no pony in all of Equestria will ever find a human sexually attractiveEven as a hypothetical scenario, it sounds retarded. Every mare is unique and has her own preferences. But if you just want an answer to your question, the answer is no. Though I would miss my human body very, very much. I won't be a fucking outcast.
>>43322445What would (You) do if Chryssi bite you hard enough to make you bleed?
>>43322419>if you could be Pinkie Promised by Celestia herselfYour hypothetical suggests tampering with the preferences of mares. That's a no-no! Oh, look what I found, anon! *RRRRIIIIIIPPP*
>>43322444It's not a fraudulent question, it's a very real possibility that you should earnestly consider.>>43322448>Though I would miss my human body very, very much. I won't be a fucking outcast.I can't say I agree that being seen as sexually attractive is necessary to be socially accepted. If I felt the way you did I probably also would give up on being a human, but thankfully I don't so I'll happily be a human in Equestria regardless of whether or not ponies find me sexually attractive.
>>43322455>It's not a fraudulent questionIf it wasn't a fraudulent question, I would've answered it. Hope this helps!>it's a very real possibility that you should earnestly consider.Nah. My fantasy, my rules. >b-but tha-My fantasy, My rules.
>>43322458>Nah. My fantasy, my rules.Ah, right, you're one of the Mormon anons. My bad! I hope you have a nice time in your Mormon heaven, maybe Celestia can find a way to send letters to there so we can correspond.
>>43322451Cum.
>>43322460Sorry pal. Your ticket got revoked for asking fraudulent questions and fantasy policing. Think before you post next time punkass.
>>43322463You shouldn't be angry about earnest discussions that make you uncomfortable, that won't do you well in Equestria.
>>43322419>>43322448Imagine that in a parallel universe dominated by giant sloths, there’s a children's show called My Little Human with a fandom much like ours. If a degenerate fan from that universe were to end up here on earth, would you feel sexually attracted to them? Before you bring up furries, remember that the laws of physics in their universe differ slightly from ours, resulting in an appearance that is bizarre yet still resembles a sloth.
>>43322466>earnest discussionsGood thing this isn't one.>that won't do you well in EquestriaLike you would know. Your ass got banned for asking fake questions.>>43322468Imagine a parallel universe where you weren't a fucking dork.
>>43322468>Before you bring up furries, remember that the laws of physics in their universe differ slightly from ours, resulting in an appearance that is bizarre yet still resembles a sloth.This seems completely irrelevant to the hypothetical
>>43322468>resulting in an appearance that is bizarre yet still resembles a sloth.I wouldn't personally but there's definitely xenophiles out there that would appreciate something looking impossible to our eyes.
I thought this was the Cadance thread you guys...
>>43322471I think he's trying to base that off the idea that our proportions and perhaps even level of detail would look off in Equestria. That's a contentious one but I don't know how to feel about it in either direction. All the options seem quite bizarre to me.>>43322474Arguing's always going to be more active than posting about a pony being nice. Cadance is a nice pony.
>>43322474Anon comes into the thread asking a fraudulent question. Thread quality tanks. Many such cases.
>>43322477>Anon comes into the thread asking a fraudulent question and specifically engages only with combative replies.FTFY
>>43322474Here's a pink slut for you
>it's midnight>you wake up to cadance standing over you>"Anon... why haven't you gone on a date yet? There's lots of ponies in town that you're friends with. Just ask one!">she leans in>"If you don't do it, I'm coming back and choosing a random pony for you to date. Do you want me to choose for you, Anon?"
>>43322479I'm pretty sure the only one I didn't reply to was also very explicitly combative.
>>43322471Why? There are no humans in Equestria. Chimpanzees, gorillas, and other great apes likely exist there, they would be the closest thing to a human being in their world. Or perhaps it would be interesting for you to accept Equestria Girls as canon, that would solve a good portion of the problems.
>>43322489>they would be the closest thing to a human being in their worldIt's worth considering that, given that ponies in the show have most of their expressions and nonverbal tics directly copied from humans, even if you look odd you'll be immediately familiar in how you express yourself, both consciously and unconsciously. There will be barriers due to non-moving ears and your bodyplan meaning that pony affection might not be intuitive but just looking at you and talking to you will likely be pretty easy for a pony, they'll be able to more-or-less accurately tell what you're thinking and feeling. That's an instant advantage over a species that looks truly alien to them.
>>43322472>xenophilesIf that’s the case, your mare wife wouldn’t truly love you, but only because you look like an abomination.
>>43322481I mean she is a professional at this, so if there wasn’t anyone I’d be specifically interested in this actually sounds good.
>>43322481>it's midnight>she's in my roomThis fucking slut came to me hoping to get fucked. There's no other explanation for it.
>>43322489Because it's inherent to the setup of the scenario that these hypothetical sloth-likes aren't going to be 1:1 with Earth sloths. Did you think everyone would assume they're just scaled-up and sapient sloths?
>>43322491Would you be attracted to pic related?
I want to make a confession: I don't love Cadance with my heart, I love her with my dick. My cock gets rock hard the moment I see that pink succubus. I can't control it.
>>43322487Which was which one?
>>43322497That creature is incapable of expressing itself in a human manner, it has no brow ridge and its facial structure seems to prevent mouth shapes that I would recognize. This is because it's hard to make something feel truly alien when it can smile at me and look guilty and all the other things the human face can do. If that creature had a face that could express like a human does both you and I would be far less uncomfortable looking at it, even if it would still be unappealing.
>>43322506
>>43322507Plenty of people are attracted to Slavs, Anon
>>43322500The only one I have not replied to is the one that has no replies to it.>>43322507Yeah, that fella looks pretty odd. If he was smiling at you with his eyes crinkling at the edges and showing the natural amount of teeth a human does when smiling you'd think 'aw, that seems like a friend'. Regardless of whether or not ponies find me attractive, I bet they'll think I can be their friend.
>>43322509Give >>43322454 a proper reply, Anon. Unless you have no rebuttal?
>>43322512The Celestia Pinkie Promise description was an overly wordy way to describe being told with absolute certainty what Equestria is in this particular hypothetical. Everyone else understood that, that particular post is intentionally misreading it in order to be hostile which is why I didn't reply to it. It seems very silly to say that I only replied to combative posts and then demand I reply to a combative post.
>>43322508Fuck you too, anon.
>>43322519>Still refuses to reply to himI'm gonna take that as a concession on your part
>>43322481Wasting away alone is a better alternative to the dating humilation ritual.
>>43322524Explain why dating in Equestria would be a humiliation ritual without trying to equate mares to human women.
I made this thread and forgot about it and now I come back to see......to see........depravity! >:(APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHAME AND DISHONOR YOU BRING TO BEST PONY THIS INSTANT
>>43322522Hey >>43322454, read >>43322519.
>>43322527Why'd she steal Rainbow Dash's awesome sockies? That's not best pony behavior.
>>43322526>Give up all your free time because you're a slave to your emotionsHumiliation ritual
>>43322527>APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHAME AND DISHONOR YOU BRING TO BEST PONY THIS INSTANTBut I brought Chryssi no shame or dishonor at all?
>>43322530Too late, you already conceded.
>>43322536sexo with chryssi
>>43322527>APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHAME AND DISHONOR YOU BRING TO BEST PONY THIS INSTANTYesterday I came inside Cadance like 7? 8? times. Even when my balls were completely drained, she kept asking for more. Fucking insatiable crazy slut. What would her husband think if he found out about this?
>>43322537I'm starting to think you don't care about this thread's quality after all, Nonny...
>>43322526When you're a humiliating person, dating anything is a humiliation ritual. Imagine being so far gone that you feel ashamed of yourself opening up even to a perfect mare.
>>43322541That's not a humiliation ritual, that's just you being scared of getting hurt. Perhaps when you spend time in Equestria around friends who make it clear that you aren't going to get hurt by being vulnerable you'll stop feeling the way you do right now.
>>43322238>tfw no trad bug tyrant gf
>>43322238Chryssi proving her superiority once more
>>43322129What model did you use?
>the show wants us to believe the divine embodiment of love would be someone in a monogamous husband-wife traditional style marriage Yeah no. If she truly represented love she would not believe in the concept of arbitrarily restricting love/sex to a single person for your whole lifetime. Cadence would believe in giving love freely to anyone you care deeply for. She would obviously be polyamorous, and she would be very against the idea of "having a boyfriend/husband means you're not allowed to love other people besides them"
>>43322251Oh no my steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery
>>43322563So... When will it be my turn to fuck the Princess?
>>43322563I'm sure if somepony described an alternative lifestyle that worked for them Cadance would be very happy for them, but she seems very happy with her lifestyle. You can frame it as not being allowed to love others, seeing it as a cage, or you can frame it as having the opportunity to give yourself in a very specific way to the pony you love most, seeing it as a unique and precious bond. Both are equally valid and depend purely on the mindset of the person (or pony, in this case) exploring their feelings for others. It's also worth saying that Equestria is very clearly more affectionate than our world so the poly setups you see here where it's very clear that someone only feels they can be physically affectionate and close to someone else if they're in a relationship with them just wouldn't apply, you can cuddle your best friend and still be exclusively married to your special somepony.
>>43322566Big teats are disgusting, they look like human female boobs. At least the faggot put them in the right place
>>43322567Lust is not love, Nonny. Fix your heart or be bonked by one of Twilight's reformation spells.
>>43322220source pls anon
>>43322575Here you gohttps://files.catbox.moe/lo5n3c.png
>>43322573That's interesting and all, but what about my turn? I won't be able to think clearly until my balls are empty. I need urgent help from the Princess.
>>43322585I'm afraid you're just going to have to jerk off like usual. If you can't think then you can't develop enough of a relationship to have sex with somepony.
>>43322591>If you can't think then you can't develop enough of a relationship to have sex with somepony.That sounds like boring, passionless sex. I need that wild spark. You wouldn't get it.
>>43322597What you mean is you like the idea of not having to care about who you're fucking. It's okay, it's not a complicated feeling.
>pony with most ntr content>'the best one'
>>43322600>'the best one'She's the best slut.
>>43322611I wonder what a pony's tongue feels like...
>>43322615An Alicorns tongue is probably pretty rough, they use them to strip the leaves from the top of trees after all.
>>43322611>circumcised anons will never know how pleasurable it is when a mare plays with your foreskin using her tongueI sincerely feel sorry for you bros.
>>43322627>lyra's getting into bed with you>"Oh my gosh I'm so excited to finally get to see a human dick! I mean don't get me wrong ponies are fine or whatever but a human's gotta be way better.">you go to unzip but she holds your hand down>"Allow me~.">she tugs your fly down with her lips, undoes the button on your boxers and coaxes your cock out>her eyes are wide, she's so excited>then she pauses, pupils shrinking>"Anon, what the buck!?">you're confused>she's mad>her hoof points right at the head of your dick>"Why do you have a sheath!? That's my least favorite thing about them!">she gags dramatically, turning her head away before going into her notes>a diagram gets shoved into your face>"See look! This is what a human penis is supposed to look like!">you explain the concept of circumcision>"...Huh. So it's... they cut part of your willy off?">her muzzle scrunches up as she looks down at it>"...Okay, works for me!">she's dragging you off to the clinic with her magic>what the fuck have you gotten yourself into
>>43322637Damn. I hope that when I get to Equestia, someone will help me restore my foreskin, too.
>>43322492That's not how xenophilia works
>>43322474be suspicious of all non-generalsthey all go this route sooner than later
>>43322113>this thread
>>43322563What if Cadance was actually deeply Mareslim and believed wives should not be able to be in contact with other stallions or go outside without supervision of their husbands or other male family members? Or be able to sing, dance, or go swimming with any stallion?
>>43322816she's not saddle arabian calm the hell down
You know you can filter the flags, right
>>43322810What exactly didn't you like?
>>43322874
>>43322882Love belongs to everyone, buddy. You can't claim the embodiment of love just for yourself.
>>43322563Shalom, rabbi
>>43322637Leera would use her teeth
If I weren't a moonfag, I would waifu the shit out of her
>>43322976Cadance is meant for purely carnal relationships.
>>43323019With her husband, Shining Armor.
>>43323019Wrong! I would treat her to expensive dates and massages and love poems and blown kisses and include her in all my hobbies because I love her so much!
>>43323022With everyone who's bold enough
>>43323028Watch that nose, someones going to trip over it.
>>43323026Anon... I just asked her about it. It seems she's gotten bored of being a pretty pony princess.
Is Caddy the CEO of Sex in Equestria?
+1 with no contribution
>>43323152Technically, yes.
When I post censored porn I get banned, but when you FAGGOTS do the same thing, nothing happens...
>>43323180cropped porn > censored porn
>>43323182>cropped pornI've been banned for this too
>>43323182how about no porn?
the soulless golem looks upon a picture of a mare, happily married, with a foal and a kingdom to look after, and his heart sneers. he invents fictional depravities to pin on such a creature. he is incapable of imagining goodness and happiness, because he feels he does not deserve goodness and happiness
>>43323201>the soulless golem looks upon a picture of a mare, happily married, with a foal and a kingdom to look after, and his heart sneersNo, no, no. In my dirty, sinful fantasy, Cadance doesn't have a foal yet, so I'm erm... peacefully fucking her behind her husband's back. Though in one scenario, she cast the "Fertility Enchantment" spell on me so that I could impregnate her even though we're of different species. Crazy shit. But let's not talk about that, okay? AI chatbots have corrupted me. But I don't mind, because I've never had such intense orgasms in my life.
>>43323152There's another version of this image
>>43323201FUCKING TRUTH NUKE
>>43323201Based except for>with a foalWhat foal? Cadance never got pregnant! She only has Shining Armor!
>>43322526>dating Doesn't exist in Equestria.
>>43323253how would you know?
>>43323201the soulful goyim looks upon a picture of a mare, unhappily single, without a foal or anything to look after, and his heart aches. he invents fictional abundances to pin on such a creature. he is incapable of imagining badness and unhappiness, because he feels she does not deserve badness and unhappiness
>>43323258>because he feels she does not deserve badness and unhappinessMares never deserve that.
>>43322129>jeet is a degenerate What a surprise
>>43323256Because dating is by definition soulless. In Equestria, because it is spiritually pure, ponies meet and get to know each other as good friends before they develop feelings for each other.
>>43323266You'd think that the norm. I can get behind that.
>>43323263Anon, there's nothing shameful about wanting to fuck married mares.
>>43323283*Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
>>43323289Anon....your pants......
>>43323301ticket*
>>43323301You're not a boardgoer until you've shit yourself at least once!
>>43323289>>43323303Only Celestia can judge me.
Give me moderation powers and I'd improve the board drastically within 24 hours.
>>43323321What would be your first acts as moderator?
>>43323324Ban everything I personally dislike. Then I'd ban everyone who has a problem with that. My third act? Unban Milky Way.
>>43323333You're not going to ban me, are you?
>>43323340Yes, yes I will. Permanently.
>>43323340Absolutely>>43323341>Pretending to be another AnonFor what purpose?
>>43323341But... I thought we were friends...
>>43322771I think you may have misread that greentext story Nonny.
>>43323180>>43323189Good
>>43323201
>>43323189That means you did a poor job. There shouldn't be a single pixel of genitals or bodily fluids.
>>43323399What did she see?
>>43322637why are we going to the clinic? is nurse Redheart going to kiss my dick better?
>>43323745Lyra's gonna get you circumcised if you don't escape, Nonny. Run!
