My headcanon is that in that last episode, when Twilight returns to the School of Friendship and Trixie shows up talking to a student, she doesn't actually work there, she's just wandering around the building and forcing the ponies to buy tickets to her magic shows
>>43324296She probably would work there if it were canon. Too bad it's not!
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>>43324296One of many things that's shitty about finale. God forbid you give Trixie her dream of being a magician, which her cutie mark represents. No, she has to be a guidance counselor at a school, which wouldn't even exist in the Season 1 version of the setting. Anything but what she clearly is supposed to be! It's baffling, like what the hell were they thinking?
>>43324296That outfit is so fucking sexy. You just know all of her farts get trapped and they soak into the fabric.
>>43324310And now I have an erection
>>43324296What? You don't think she'd make for a good school councilor?
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>>43324305They were thinking it’s time for her to stop being vagabond and pay some fucking taxes for once. The Crown overlooks all the shit she and the Mane 6 blow up and in return they are condemned to government employment.
>>43324296Why the fuck would you try to headcanon such a dogshit, horrendous ending into NOT utterly raping every single character? It’s not salvageable. The ending cannot be canon to ANYONE who cares even 0.001% about the universe that Lauren Faust created. It can ONLY be enjoyed by people who hate her creation and want to see it destroyed. Don’t try to save it.
>>43324305Cutie marks dont represent the job you have, just a talent. And she didnt even get hers through magic, the way she tells it she got it for being stubborn and wanting to have a magic cutie mark.
>>43324451>the way she tells it she got it for being stubbornAs it should be. I love my stupid and stubborn blue wife.
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>>43324305>thinking
>>43324296Trixie doesnt officially work for the school and gets paid under the table for tax purposes. also, glad to see she finally grew out her tail.
>>43324451Okay but that's all your headcanon.