>>43328444 has failed us>>43328466>How would Sweetie Belle react to a walk down the nearby river in the ravine?>Sweetie Belle sighed as she trudged along the river bank"I wish Applebloom and Scootaloo weren't busy right now...">As she walks, Sweetie Belle absentmindedly kicks a hoof into the gravel, sending a cascade of pebbles into the crystal clear water of the river>She watches the dust from the pebbles cloud the water before being swept out of sight by the current>Sweetie Belle kicks a clod of dirt into the water this time>The brown cloud sticks around longer but gets swept away all the same>Sweetie Belle lets out another sigh and returns to walking along the bank"Maybe Anon will want to hang out.">>43328500>Make a green about Chrysalis and Anon getting married.>Chrysalis' head turns a full 180 degrees to shoot a glare at the sudden knock on the door of her dressing room"If you want to be made into an area rug, enter.">The door creaks open and Anon is standing there in a fine tuxedo>The human's cheeky grin freezes on his face as he takes in the sight of Chrysalis>She'd been performing the finishing touches on her bridal ensemble when Anon had interrupted her>"...Wow.">Chrysalis sneers and turns her attention back to her reflection in the mirrors before her"You've such a way with words." Chrysalis snarked as she turned just so to give Anon a better view of her in her gown>"If we weren't already getting married, I'd propose to you right now.">Chrysalis glared at Anon through the mirror>Her horn warbled to life and the door shut behind Anon>The lock clicks"Now you've done it.">>43328744>The Dragon Lands run out of gems so they head out to conquer Griffinstone."Huh. That's unusual.">Twilight eyed the scroll she'd just taken out of the mailbox>Aged parchment, singed along one side, and kept rolled up with a small gold chain>She unfurled the letter>It's a message from Dragon Lord Ember>But it's in ponish>She must've gotten a pony to write it for her>That'd explain the cry for help scrawled in the margin>Ember writes that the Dragon Lands have been stripped of the last gem"Oh, she must be asking for aid from Equestria! Good for her, finally willing to ask her friends for...">Twilight's words trail off as she keeps reading>The dragons are...invading Griffonstone?!>And they're demanding that..."Spike's been drafted?!"Ok, those were the only ones I felt like doing.
>>43329767Giganon contributor
>>43329767The dragon one made me chuckle.
What the fuck are we supposed to reply with? You want (You)s for 15 minutes of half-assed effort? Kill yourself.
Bump for not an EQG thread
>>43329767good greens
This Anon >>43330234goes to Equestria and acts all confused when Rarity gives him free clothing and soap, and insists on walking around naked and stinky so she can't somehow rip him off.
>>43329767Alright guys, let's vote. I say "Spike Gets Fucking Drafted" is the best one
>>43332077Spike Gets Shot 48 Times And Dies And Doesn't Come Back: Season 10 Episode 1 of 1
>>43332078That would never happenNo way they do something to improve the show in season 10
>>43332078Why would season 10 only get 1 episode?
Bump
>>43330234>You want (You)s for 15 minutes of half-assed effort?nothing wrong with that>>43331560second
If you are still taking requests, then I am requesting Posey and Queen Opaline Arcana hanging out and being friends.
Bump for greens (plz)
>>43334311>Posey and Opaline were sitting in Opaline's living room>Opaline was playing Super Nonny Ball on her Ponystation 2>Posey was just watching her play because she thought Super Nonny Ball was a dumb game>Posey smacks her lips"Hey, you have any cheese puffs or something?">"Hm? Oh, yeah yeah. Here.">Without looking away from the screen, Opaline levitates a white tub from the fridge and into Posey's hooves>Posey eyes the mildly cold tub in her hooves"What the buck is this?">"It's cheese curds.""Cheese curds?">"Yea.">Posey looks up to examine Opaline's side profile>Opaline doesn't seem to notice"Cheese curds.">"Yeah.""What the buck is a cheese curd?">"It's that, it's a snack. Eat 'em, they're good.""I asked for cheese puffs.">"They're better than cheese puffs. They squeak." "They squeak?" Posey balked, quickly setting the tub on the coffee table in front of her to distance herself from it."I'm not eating something that bucking squeaks.">"Then don't bucking eat them, nopony's forcing you.""Do you have any other snacks?">"No.""Why?">Opaline paused her game and glared at Posey>"Because I don't like other snacks, I like cheese curds! Is that a problem?""No!">"Is that a bucking problem, Posey?!""No! It's not a bucking problem! Buck!">"Good!">Opaline resumed her game with a huff>"Buck..." She muttered to herself>Posey's guilty gaze dropped to her hooves"...Where's Misty?">"Being gay or something, I dunno."
>>43335104Thank you very much! I'll repost it for /queen/ if you don't mind.
>>43330624EqG = Play-doh humanoids living an idealized version of the human world. It misses the grit that My Little Dashie conveys, wherein Equestria is a fleeting glimpse children have of paradise, which adults have all but forgotten. Or "The Snowman" short film.By extension, Equestria is akin to Heaven from "The Great Divorce" by C.S. Lewis (a short read), albeit a level or so removed downward in the heirarchy. We are all looking up at it, yet alien to it.
>>43336744>Or "The Snowman" short film.I hated that short film.
>>43336745>I hated that short film.WHY?
>>43336749>WHY?ONLY ONE HORSE. THAT'S WHY: IT'S NOT ENOUGH!!!!
requesting a green where Rainbow Dash is being bridal carried by Anon for some reasonbonus points if she becomes aroused by it
>>43336752Plenty of reindeer though!
>>43329767Bumping for greenchads
>>43332627They spent all the money pushing flash to its breaking point animating those 48 shots
