Marecel EditionPrevious Edition: >>43262273Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsThread question: Do stallions deserve more or less rights?
Could someone write Anon starting an ironic feminist countrer-revolution just to fuck with Twilight's misandry? By making mares more feminine?
So how does femininity work in RGREquestria. Are stallions there femcolts or is femininity treated like masculinity and viceversa?
>>43331392It's usually the behaviours being switched (masculinity and feminininity being switched in meaning) while aesthetics being similiar to regular gender roles.That is why the alicorns count as absolute stacies while still looking like pretty princesses.Of course there are some changes. Stallions will try to look more tidy and proper than a NGR male would, while more mares would look a little rough around the edges. But again this is just due to the flip of caretaker and soldier archetypes.The term-confusion is often sidestepped by calling the more rough and leading behaviour of the females 'maresculinity'.
>>43331371Any updates on The Long And Short of It and the Sunburst green?
the sex haver, the
Man it been a long time sense i see one of these thread.So when will we see a green about anon being force to suck twilight horn?
>>43331572It's only been like a week
>>43331565So even in RGRE I would be an ugly chudFuck my chud life
>be anon.>having dinner with your pony wife and kid.>they mostly stare at their food.>you hear a knock on the door.>you go see who is it.>Twilight Sparkle is at the door.>"Anon you got to let them go, it been three year.""fuck you Twilight, you'll never understand my pain.">you slam the door in her face and go back to your family>you wife jaw fall to the floor.>you know she would say that Twilight is a cuck for not getting you before her.>You agree with her and kiss her on the cheek.>something something RGRE
>>43331569Nopony that speaks Germane could be an evil mare
>Flutterrape>RGRE>Yandere>Twibitch/mean mareBoys, we're feasting.
I love the idea that Anon acts so differently then a normal Stallion that sometimes Mares forget he's a male. He's one of the girls.What the fuck is this Captcha bullshit.
>>43332109What captcha bullshit?
>>43332109seems normal to me, was different on another browser though weirdly
>>43332339If you don't have an old(er) tracking cookie, they give you more complex captchas, and more of them.Was it the "find this tinker toy" and "find this set of squares"?
>>43332612The fucked up part about that one is that it doesn't display the target image at all(and yes, my browser is up to date, it's not being caused by an addon or userscript, yadda yadda). I have to race to inspect the element and hover over the taget image URL so I know which one to click. There's barely enough time to do it before the captcha times out and has to be restarted. As near as I can tell it is technically displaying it, but outside the drawing area of the element.
>>43332612find this set of squares. Yup
>Colts are too stupid to solve the baby easy captcha
>>43332844Surely not a consequence of limiting their education during their growth so they can't understand how shit their lives are!
>>43332848Shut up, Caramel
>>43332844>>43332848Putting Luna and Caramel in a room together would cause a clash so violent we could study subatomic particles with it.
>>43332910>Put Luna and Caramel into a room alone together>For the lulz>Luna just stays quiet and looks down at her hooves the whole time
>>43331371>Deuteronomy p̶a̶t̶r̶i̶a̶r̶c̶h̶ matriarchWhich time period is this exactly?
>>43332913One argument later between Luna and Caramel going to turn Equestria into the Stalker games.
>>43332910the hate sex would be crazy
>>43332913>Luna just stays quiet and looks down at her hooves the whole timeShe's so fucking cute. If she threatened to hit you and you say something like "do it, bitch", she'd give you her ugliest glare before fucking off and trying to ignore you.
So we know the mlp world has many different species. Which ones are the most matriarchal and most patriarchal? Equestria the most matriarchal and Yaks most patriarchal so where does everyone else lean ans how intensely?
>>43332996100% of species in Equestria are 100% matriarchal. Simple as.
>>43333000Explain the yaks.
>>43333003They put the males in positions of power as a joke.
>>43333003Yaks are what happens when you have a society run by males, they live in huts.
Definite chud marecel energy in RGRE
>>43332996Primitive, undeveloped races are patriarchal: Dragons, Yaks, Diamond Dogs.The civilized races are all matriarchal.
>>43333594I thought they had that blue dragon mare in charge now? Maybe they can make something of themselves.
hey faggots, what's the opposite of a herd? where instead of one male/stallion having a bunch of mares it's one mare having a bunch of stallions?
>>43333971A misandrist power fantasy
>>43333971NTR, which is not going to be popular around here
>>43333971I'm pretty sure they call that "The Equestrian Royal Guard".
>>43333594Dragons are neither patriarchal nor matriarchal. They're egalitarian.
>>43334005That's right, RGRE is a PSP turf.
>>43332996>mostChangelings for sure.
>>43334265We’ve seen what kind of males they make.
>*smacks your ass from across the street*
>>43334929Must've been the wind.
>>43334929Ow! Who smacked my ass?
>>43334929>*invents magic-proof underwear that I proceed to sell to all the stallions*Checkmate, rapist
>>43334929Unicorn mares are the bane of all upstanding stallions everywhere!
>>43334952Isn't the consensus, that ball-bras are anti-magic for exactly this reason?
>>43334952>that I proceed to sell to all the mares to buy for their stallionsftfy. Colts don't have their own money.
>>43335009They have everything the mare brings home.
>>43334944>skryim aggro mechanics except with sexual harassmentkek
>>43335431>His money is his money>Her money is their money
>>43335435Before it was mom, now it's the wife.
>>43335435>no herd wagie to fund the high lifesad
>>43336481All the high earner mares herd with each other. Don't give the bitless neet a chance.
>>43336481Read herd wagie as>nerd wedgieand now I want to give Moondancer a wedgie every time she tries to outchud me. She'd call the police, sure, but being beaten by strong mares is my fetish.
Anyone here read blurry realities?
>>43337207No, what is it?
>>43337253It was a rewrite of an old fimfic the first book just finished it has really good world building the only issue is that it’s anthro.
>>43334929Slap my ass in person you cowardEven those SWOOPING retards are brave enough to do it in person
>>43337207I can't find it on fimfic. Link?
>>43337289>b&thro
>>43337289But is it RGRE?
>>43337289>world buildingbut what's it about?
>> 43306010We demand more Waxy, WHERE OH WHERE IS THE BATMARE!!!Here's a mango to lure her out.
>>43337926Typical marcel assuming that all thestrals like mangos. Also the correct term is thestral not bat pony. This is why no stallion will tolerate you.
What would you even do with a marecel gf?Watch her shitpost on horsechan for 12 hours a day?
>>43338325She can watch ME shitpost
>>43338344*comically puts both hands on hips*Anon, you can't BOTH be 'cels!
>>43338323>thestralsWe call them mangoziggers back where I come from
>>43338364>MangoZiggers That's perfection.Please have some mare like AJ shouting that out precious Waxy in the next post.
>>43338358We are BOTH truecelsDating but afraid to have sex, sleep in different beds, seperate gooncaves, and afraid to have a conversation so we take turns using the kitchen so we're not in there at the same time
>>43331379Honestly, that would be funny as fuck, I could totally see Twilight twilighting, especially if Anon got Celly to try it. The marecells would be so mad.
>>43338323>thestralIt's batpony you fucking hornhead. Just because you can peg your husband with that stick on your head doesn't mean you can't be racist incorrectly.
>>43338323
>>43337926>>43337926She Doesn't Know I'm A Male IRLSeeth all you want, your chest floof is probably small anyway.
>Haha, you're so dependable, Ammy! You'll make a great mare friend to some lucky stallion someday, I know it!>"...Y-Yeah, thanks, Anonymous, hahaha."
How many mares is to much for a herd?
>>43339220I'm sure someone would love her. Couldn't be me, I'm too broken to do right by her.
>>43339412How would mares feel about literally me?
>>43339412>I'm sure someone would love her.I will love Amy.
>The alien monkey in town always seemed to reject mare advance>They seduced him to no avail>Twilight was sure that the colt just isn't interested in other species>"Girls, maybe you should harrassing Anon already. Equestria not his home, maybe he misses his old home and isn't interested in ponies.">"Nah, he's obviously playing hard to get. He looks he fucks pony mares.">"Agreed.">Everypony's ignorance was upsetting Twilight>"Just leave the poor colt alone." she said>Luna's stories of what she saw in his dreams fell flat on the purple mare's ears, until she decided to visit Anon to discuss taking him back home>Only to see him going down on Roseluck of all ponies>Same Roseluck who would panic over seeing her own shadow, along with her equally skittish sisters, was now dressed in striped socks and thrusting herself onto the human's face>She moaned in pleasure, praises mixed with the words of domineerimg degradation>After Roseluck came in his mouth, he got on his own bed, and the creamy earth mare mounted him>She praised and degraded him and his species, in the answer he degraded himself and praised Roseluck and ponies>His hands holding her hooves, as she fucked him, milked him, drained him, claimed him like a primal steppemare would claim her mate>Being done with him, she seductively brushed his hips with her tail, unmounted him and said>"If you wish, you can come to us later this evening. Lily and Daisy would love to have you as well.""Ohhh, I will!">"Of course you will, you naughty species traitor~" Roseluck coos before kissing him on the lips>Twilight was disgusted at the whole act>That seemingly such a pure colt was only indeed just pretending and was a huge slut for right mares>Maybe all these marecels were right all along>Colts are all the same, no matter the species>Rejecting the poor nerds, talking about rights, and instantly forgetting all that once some jumpy florist simply takes a rose in her mouth and winks at him, instantly wooing him just because she's slim>Certainly putting Spike and Shining, or Twilight's very own dad into perspective>Twilight cringed, seeing this totally pure and unavailable for a cheap fuck stallion rush in the direction of the florist sisters' house>Maybe... no, Moondancer was 100% right about "coltoids"
>>43340264What a fucking slut. Twilight should kill him and several other coltoids.
what if the ponies looked like welost pony art lol!!!
>>43340352I'd cum, desu. His art is goonbrained and trite, but if the ponies looked like that IRL, I'd be a pretty big slut
>>43340352?
>>43340459ok so imagine if you had a very fat and oversized ass, that's the average welost art
>>43339458The same character in all these different movies, yet the same goslingpity is observable throughout all lives of Ryan.
>>43340466And?
>>43340352:haberbeam:
>>43340510>Be Anon>Go to Equestria>The mares say I have goslingpity>wut.png>Apparently magic shenanigans let them stream human films>There's a cult following for Gosling and anything else goslingpitiful
>>43340575Anon showing up already having fans would be a trip.
>>43340654>I am so lonely. All the other mares are want of me, yet no one wants ME. Noone wants to be my friend— They think I am Gosling. They send me from mare to mare having sex in his name. And as I get better at it, they know me less and less. I am a victim of my own success. Ryan. They don't even use my real name. I am capable of being so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire Equestria would care. Take it to your grave.
>>43340575They only know some things about you, but they've never met you and have filled in all the blanks with ideals. They love the idea of you, a perfection you constantly fall short of.
>>43340264no, Twilight, don't listen to fucking Moon Dancer about anything. she's literally never had sex before
>>43340352i'd try to trade my welost ticket with another Anon for a ticket to either aer0zer0 or Sundown-questria
>>43341281So you trade shit for shit, nonny?
Marriage is slavery!!And that's a good thing!
>>43341281>Sundown-questriacringe
Do stallions have the right to vote or does the whole herd have one vote?
>>43341962I don't know about stallions, but one vote per herd would disadvantage bigger herds.It's probably like in every family: everyone gets to vote and unless you know everyone votes the same you shut up about it unless you want to talk about politics for the rest of the day.
>>43341962Extending the franchise would probably be done way more eagerly in skewed ratio AUs just because it would amount to less.Stallions would petition for other forms of government to amplify their power.
My friend kissed a frog and it turned into a princess.Maybe if I kiss this page 10 thread it'll turn into a page 1 thread.
>>43341989What kind of Government exactly?Democratic parliament with stallion quotas?In general, the fact all the princesses are female, but still in power due to actually doing a good job governing things is a huge argument against changing the system just to have stallions hold power.
>>43343095Who knows, probably some kind of explicit machine-politics gender mafia.
>[This large horsewoman reminds me of mama..]>"Mr. Katakuri, sir? I'd be quite remiss if I'd neglected to offer some sweets for the 'sweet general' (Celestia you're a GENIUS!), ahah~">-ARE THOSE DONUTS?
Do rgre mares fight if they have too much competition for a stallion like Big Macintosh? Now I want to read a green where Applejack has to deal with a large herds of mares demanding for her brother's hoof to join their herd.
>>43343907They were all pissed when some random out of town mare won his heart. Her cream pies can’t be that good.
>>43341281I got a Reign Equestria ticket
>>43331371Rape marecels to take their powers.
>>43345332Nopony's gonna touch that toxic waste treatment plant you call marebits, Glimmer
>>43345341Anons aren’t too picky.
>>43345656>AnonsKeep flicking off to your little colt's show, marecel
>>43345657All you need is some banana bread and they’ll do anything.
What would ponies do with humans if they conquered earth?
>>43346289All men get MARED.
>>43346300What about woman?
>>43346347Slave labor hahahahaHahahahah
>>43346347Forced to babysit the foals.
>>43346371Why would women babysit the foals when we have plenty of colts running around?
What would (You) do if you lost the game?
>>43346411Be a good hubby for mare.
>>43346371What sane mare would trust their foals to a human woman?
<---Just saw a Kirin stallion get eaten by an escalator on live leak
>>43346838>Good morning from Moonzakhastan, we hate stallions.I'm glad that site and documentingreality have one-hour browsing limits..mares are chauvinistic enough.
>>43346838You can tell between genders for Kirin? Impossible, why lie?
>>43346454Whip them into obedience. Its what they want anyway.
>>43347664It doesn't matter how hard you beat them, human women will always want to kill foals. dyewts? One of their "hot-button" issues is the "legal right" for women to kill their foals even before they are born!
>>43346877Males don't have the long eyelashes
>>43347726>tfw no janefilly kirin cf
>>43346877His penis goes flying off in the video like when you squeeze a bottle to hard and the cap pops off.
>...You males who've..somehow decided that I'm not worthy of your parties..>I will destroy your parties with negative reviews and stink bombs.
>>43341860you're really gonna diss my boi Sundown like that
>>43348716>willfully wanting to go to an Equestria where they all look like 50yr old creaturas with deflated saggy bodiesjajajaja, gross
>>43348607What would rgre Pinkamena even be like?
>>43348877>what would an absolute schizo be like if the genders were reversed?probably an absolute schizo
All colts must be impregnated.
>>43348968This is "Reversed Gender Roles Equestria", not "Reversed Sex Roles Equestria".
>>43348968>>43348992>rgre version of futafags are coltcuntfags
>>43340352I'm still perplexed on the matter. It's oddly divisive. Like how some anons call some stuff "dangerously anthro" and decide it sucks for that reason.
>>43348877>He didn't come to my date. I'll talk to my bag of flower instead.>Forgot to give a time.>Walks in as she rants to an oat bag.
>>43348968Changelings fail biology once again.
>>43350226It’s cause changling lay eggs in stallions. If stallions are already staying at home they might as well “carry the foals”. This is the cultural enrichment that princess twilight want's us to have.
>>43350310W-where do the changeling larvae come out from, anon?
>>43350322The larvae are located in the balls anon come on. Everyone knows that it’s like hyenas. That’s what ball bras are for.
>>43350322All changelings have ovipositors.
>>43348872>he really dissed my boi Sundown like thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dJu1Jj7VTw
>>43350793Yeah enjoy your old-bag-equestria and watch out for la chancla.
>>43348716His shit is on par with Fellatrix, and I mean that in the worst way possible.
Total Stallion Death
>>43351537Go to bed, Luna
>>43351613Hated never sleeps!
>>43351619And what if I let you lay your head in my lap and pet your mane and tell you you're enough?
>>43351212what's that mean? who is Fellatrix?
>>43351619I think Cadance would murder Luna if she tried that, and it wouldn't be a close fight.
>>43351866Cadance couldn't even stop her husband from fucking a bug lmao
>>43351619I think Luna meant to type "hatred". A nice guardstallion should escort her to bed, don't you think?
>>43351918Still kicked that bugs ass so hard, she refused to make her the object of her revenge. Instead focused on poochie. Luna also has a 100% lose rate to bug.
>>43352069>Luna, of course, only heard "guardstallion escort" and immediately barged into Day Court to berate Celestia for not only putting colts in the military, but also for giving their barracks assigned whores
>>43352173>Celestia loved the idea and enacted it immediately
>>43352277>Luna then spent the night reading posts seething about the new decree on her favorite marecel forums and sobbing from guilt
>>43334929>Turn to Twilight "Twiggy did you just smack my ass?">The very marely unicorn looked horrified that her thought of my jiggly rump made her magic instinctively spank it.>"I-I wouldn't do that. B-But if I did I would've a-asked permission first a-and-">I push my finger to her lips"Ssshhhh sshushhh...">She goes cross-eyed and fights to urge to suck on such a lewd appendage"It's alright. C'mon lets head back to your nerd tree and we can go from there...">Twilight goes beet red as I carry her by her barrel under my arm>Yellow unicorn across the street facehoofs and indirectly bluebeaned herself
>>43352811Can unicorns feel what their magic is touching?
>>43353185Considering they can manipulate things without directly seeing them, they have to have some sort of feedback.
>>43353216Can’t be as good as their mouths.
>>43353428Can you *slap* someones ass with your mouth?
>>43353448Yeah, it'd just hurt for the one doing the slapping. Rainbow would do it because she's stupid and Pinkie would do it because she's Pinkie.
>>43353455>tfw the tard mares take it literally when you tell them to kiss your ass
>>43353448It would be a "nip", butt yes.
>>43353455>>43353469The Princesses don't want you to know this, but Pinkie eats ass. All you have to do is ask her.
>>43353607I am usually not into hornyposting, but Celestia absolutely got her taste for cake while trying to disarm all the rumors of her loving to eat "cake".
>>43353758But the question is, are the original rumors true?
Look at you, gaggle of gossiping househusbandsNeed a mare to put your in your place(s)
>>43353764Of course, otherwise she would have simply denied them. No need to go "oh, yeah I totally eat cake, like oh uhhm this entire wedding cake"Now eating cake are her two greatest vices.
>>43353767You wouldn't know what to do with one stallion, much less a dozen.
>>43353773Nonsense, I have a kitchen that needs mopping, a toilet that needs scrubbing..
>>43353767Honestly, souring your relations with the local patriarchy might be a really bad move.The fairer sex might not have the direct power, but the ears of all the important mares in the area.Mares can stomp around, but treat a colt too harshly or impede on the little things, like the gossiping circle, and a mare's standing can plummet due to bad press.On that note: in our world old women near the end of their live would offer to take the fall for the "sudden parting" of especially vicious husbands. I wonder how that mixes with herds or the fact males still can sire children till expiring, thus still having a roll they would be abandoning.
>>43353776Guess you better figure out how to work a sponge then, marecel
>>43353770Celestia ate my ass during the Grand Galloping Gala and now she sends me 500 bits a month as hush money
>>43352811just more proof that Twilight is the main character of Equestria
https://ponepaste.org/11968This from last thread was pretty good. I don't personally enjoy Anon being "easy" so to speak, but the writing here set up Bonbon's descent to human lust incredibly well.
>>43353607>>43353758>be Anonymous>be very unamused>here you are, belly down as you expose your ass to Pinkie and Celestia after you were invited for an ass eating session>major boner alert when you realized they were gonna eat you out.>what did you get?>two grown mares softly nipping and chewing on your ass cheeks>One of them sprayed whipped cream on your cheek before licking it clean>"I say Anonymous, it's been a while since I've seen a stallion so eager to-">Celestia looked away and coughed, licking a stray cream off her muzzle>"-provide us service from down under.">Pinkie lets out a vibrating hum as she softly plants her teeth on your asscheek>"Oooh you know what makes this cake better Princess?!">The princess of the sun gasped and nodded>"Of course Pinkie! Two cakes!">She rings a bell and several pony maids bring out large stacks of dessert >Celestia carefully lifts up one tall strawberry cake and puts it on your ass>Its warm,wet, and cool. Your brain is telling you, you're a dirty little boy
>>43354805>A reporter with a camera hiding in a nearby crawlspace takes a picture.
>>43354805Misandrist Kinderquestria??
