Moving house, cleaning everything out. Found a relic from years ago when I was a merchant for artists. I still have a box of these.All are going in the Lovelace dump unless you guys want them.
>>43332039You doing Ebay or just local pickup?
>>43332039clean yo fuckin nails
>>43332056I gotta start a new job in a few days. Ebay is a double 苦い with cheese. You want local pickup, man, I'll think about making a throwaway email or some shit. You guys want to come pick them up or some shit, whatever. Maybe I'll do some paypal stuff and just send via mail, you pay the shipping.
>>43332064>on my hands and knees cleaning a room I've festered in for the last 20+ years>still currently cleaning>"clean your nails"Yeah, let me clean my nails so they can get dirty again instead of cleaning MYSELF IN A FUCKING SHOWER FOR 2 HOURS after I'm done.You're the dumbest boot-lipped, melanated, elongated skull motherfucker this side of the universe.
>>43332070das rite always look yo best
>>43332070>cleaning a room I've festered in for the last 20+ yearsHow did you let it get that bad? You didn't clean the room for 20 years? Post pics. There better be a cum wall.
>>43332039Do you have a copy without your semen on it?
>>43332039Do you have a copy with your semen on it?
>>43332076I'm baffled you think people can 'look their best' while cleaning an entire house while also loading shit into a trailer.>>43332079Why would I do that? This place is a shithole. I made it mostly a shithole through neglect. I already threw away my old onaholes. You don't get a cum wall.>>43332080Everything in the box has been untouched for 8+ years.>>43332081If you want that, sure. Don't know why.
Found my old lanyard with custom OC. Probably will burn it.
Original Reach collectors box. To the fire.
>>43332065>Maybe I'll do some paypal stuff and just send via mail, you pay the shipping.Fuck it, sure. I'll even shoot you a little extra just to say that I paid for it.
>>43332093>Psy Keylol
>>43332086>You don't get a cum wall.Then what are we even doing here, man.
>>43332086>>43332093>>43332095Anon, is that shit all over your carpet?
>>43332103It's actually stains from rust, drinks, and so on from when I was 8 until now. Long story.
>>43332102Why do you WANT a cum wall? I know I'm pretty unsanitary in a lot of aspects, but that's on par with a piss drawer or a condom mound. I'm into some nasty kinks, but a cum wall ain't it, chief. Get checked
>>43332118You come here to try and offload your comics that are most assuredly caked in your own cum and you don't even have the decency to post pics of the absolute worst squalor that you live in? How far this board has fallen.
>>43332146I'd see more activity at a Sears than on this board. Fuck have you been shoving up your butt to be this delusional?
>>43332154You'd see more activity if you posted pictures of your filth. What am I supposed to tell the other anons?>Hey guys, come look at this thread with nothing!
>>43332070Disgusting freak
>>43332086>>43332093>>43332095Just dump it, Indianon. Anyone else who touches that shit now will probably get sick and die.
>>43332868No, fuck you, I want one
>>43332070>You're the dumbest boot-lipped, melanated, elongated skull motherfucker this side of the universeCalm down Terry!
>>43332039i want!!!
>>43332086You should’ve let us bid on the used onaholes. You could’ve gotten some good money for them.
>>43332039>hey I got this relic>im going to throw out the rest of my pony stuff because I’m a queer retardWhy is it always like this? Do none of you fags have sentimental value? Just save some of the shit and give it out at a con instead of dumping plushies in the trash or whatever.
>>43332154>I'd see more activity at a Sears than on this board.>Fuck have you been shoving up your butt to be this delusional?NTA but the board has been reset.
>>43332924>QRD?>picLOL!If you know, you know...>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43199803/#43228775
>>43332924I know who you are.
>>43332896>sentimental valueThey don't have that because they're failed normies who desperately want to belong.
>>43332093LMAO it's youCheck this shit outhttps://derpibooru.org/comments?cq=user_id%3A281991%2C+sex
Rolled 40 (1d1000)>>43332935KEKK!!! I WAS THERE FOR THAT THREAD! I HAD SO MUCH FUCKING FUN SHOWING THOSE PSYCHOTIC ASSHOLES THE DOOR.kek, read the OP: these entitled twats thought the Rosen is our "Old House" just 'cause a bunch of normies (them) "raided" a shitty hotel while larping as nor/mlp/eople, despite being the most obvious offboarder gaijin ever. TOPKEK!And you'd think they'd take the hint, read the room and pack their shit and go. But no, then they have the nerve, the fucking nerve, (pic related) to think that "if someone doesn't like my gay-ass convention, t-they must not like mares!" and "i-it's still our favorite con! ("our" meaning the board: TOPKEK! Fucking fags! I don't like any con, and I never WILL.>https://youtu.be/cl3B_FTDKD0
>>43332951>Autistic DerpitardNow his attitude makes sense. Clean your nails, disgusting freak.
To get the thread back on-topic, where are you going to be selling these? I'd like a few.
>>43332952>Rolled 40 (1d1000)Aww...
>>43332951Why do gross faggots like this get sex when I, as a normal upstanding person that practices basic hygiene, am all alone? It doesn't make sense to me, unless he's fucking some tranny or a hambeast.
Rolled 523 (1d1000)>>43332952Here, let me show you how it's done.
>>43332070I mean, yeah, don't wash your hands just to touch dirty things, but do wash them to touch clean things like the book you're holding, especially if you're taking a photo with the intention of showing it to potential buyers.Honestly, I don't think the guy who was going to buy from you will change his mind because of that, but what I am sure of is that at least they'll assume the book will be greasy and dusty, thanks to you
>>43332967ok still better than yours (but not by that long of a shot).
>>43332966Lack of shame and standards, probably.
>>43332935>>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43199803/#43228775Kek.
>>43332952>>43332967>>43332988>>43332935While I did see the relevant thread back ago, I don't understand any of the shitflinging or trying to "outroll" each other. I literally only want relevant info in the con threads, not 2-3 retards slinging shit until it reaches bump limit because they're scared of it being slid off the board, because that's boring.
>>43332993>You are just mad you are too broke to go to Mare Fair.>dilatingReddit-levels of cope.
>>43332994>While I did see the relevant thread back ago, I don't understand any of the shitflinging or trying to "outroll" each other.>I literally only want relevant info in the con threads, not 2-3 retards slinging shit until it reaches bump limit because they're scared of it being slid off the board, because that's boring.The shitposter does this ALL DAY LONG. He has no life. This is what happens when you take the "NEET" meme seriously. Don't be like that anon; get a job, start a family: BE NORMAL, FOR CHRIST'S-SAKE!
>>43332994>>43333002>damage controlLMAO. Too slow, sorry. Maybe next time!
>>43332924>>43333006>>damage control>implyingAnon we just wanted a thread for Mare Fair. Instead you bumped it off to death. You're supposed to bless your enemies, Jesus said that, remember?You retard.
I wish death upon all attentionwhores, but especially the faggots who have to derail every thread to be about themselves. (You) know who I'm talking about.
>>43333012>Anon we just wanted a thread for Mare Fair.>Instead you bumped it off to death.>You're supposed to bless your enemies, Jesus said that, remember?>You retard.Maybe don't put the thread in a false pretense; though, I'd imagine Mare Fair (and the cabal) are too retarded & nihilistic to do that.
Conniggers really are a plague
>>43333014>I wish death upon all attentionwhores, but especially the faggots who have to derail every thread to be about themselves.>(You) know who I'm talking about.>>43332896
>>43333017>Conniggers really are a plagueYeah-and they're too busy rimming each other!IN THE DISCORD!Too busy rimming...Imagine that, you're too busy eating another man's dusty old ass to guard & defend your thread from one samefagging attentionwhore schizo...I guess that's how it goes... The circlejerk-fair rumors must really be true!
>>43333017Anticonniggers are just as bad
>>43333012>EQG
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
>>43333030samefag playing in his own shit
okay I'm leaving, its fucking retarded that reports get autosaged if you've been b& or warned in the past 30 days, even for shit like gr15 (which is still a retarded rule that should be axed if wojaks and pepes are allowed to fester).
>>43333026>Imagine that, you're too busy eating another man's dusty old ass to guard & defend your thread from one samefagging attentionwhore schizo...>I guess that's how it goes... The circlejerk-fair rumors must really be true!Oh, they're true. Lol.
>>43332039>>43332093>>43332951This is seriously depressing. This entire thread is depressing. It actually made me stop and think about how a human being can be reduced to such a state. Its pitiful, really.
>>43333031>samefag playing in his own shitWHERE? I'll beat them... WITH THIS NEWSPAPER!
>>43332951>I think that’s overreacting a ton. I’ve tasted excrement, and I’m neither a massive alcoholic, or in need of committing suicide. I’m a low-key alcoholic, and want to die for an entirely different reason. If you’re really wanting to know, though, take any food, ferment it, add bitterness and you’d have what would be fairly close to the taste of shit. I would agree that it’s unsavory in a human environment, and I wouldn’t recommend it unless you’re into bitterness and that distinct fermented under a hot lamp taste. A horse is an entirely different matter, though. There’s only a handful of foods they eat, mostly grains, grass, sugar, and perhaps some vegetables and fruit. I’d wager it wouldn’t be as bad as human shit. I’ve heard from multiple sources that it’s in the top 5 for most actual shit eaters. I’m friends with a few people that hold such an opinion. Though, as it is with all kinks, you can get into it extremely easy. All it takes is your brain associating something with sex enough to the point where they become synonymous. It doesn’t always work, but it works a large percentage of the time. Kinks and fetishes are very different, but share the same common adaptation process. When people talk about fetishes, they’re really talking about kinks. Something doesn’t become a fetish until your brain considers it entirely needed for sexual relations. It’s usually something completely out of the ordinary, even for kinks, like grasping doorknobs because when you were younger, you masturbated with your hand on the doorknob to make sure you knew when to stop if you felt the doorknob turn. It’s not so much that the situation is arousing, but your brain associates that act with an ignition process. I’d wager the majority of shit eaters have it as a kink. You or I couldn’t really see ourselves enjoying such a thing, but that unsavory flavor is exactly what they’re used to. They’ve grown to enjoy the taste, and it brings them pleasure for a myriad of reasons. All in all, I think Glimmer would be overreacting. Alcohol to forget seems accurate, but anything else you mentioned is so far off the plate in my mind.Oh okay, so that is feces on his floor, what the fuck?I guess /mlp/ has their own messytails now.
>>43333032>okay I'm leaving, its fucking retarded that reports get autosaged if you've been b& or warned in the past 30 days, even for shit like gr15 (which is still a retarded rule that should be axed if wojaks and pepes are allowed to fester).Bye. Don't let the door hit (You) in the ass on the way out, faggot. The Mare Fair cabal was defeated and the rest of the board is celebrating, it's just you guys who are sore losers, kek.
>>43333034>This is seriously depressing.>This entire thread is depressing. It actually made me stop and think about how a human being can be reduced to such a state. Its pitiful, really.>
>>43333044>>43333047*SIGH* You are a nerd. Computer. Off. Now.
Why don't you just make an anti-cabal cabal? Unless you already have...
>>43333044>Bye. Don't let the door hit (You) in the ass on the way out, faggot. The Mare Fair cabal was defeated and the rest of the board is celebrating, it's just you guys who are sore losers, kek.BIG IF TRUE: LOL!
>>43333053>Why don't you just make an anti-cabal cabal? Unless you already have...Nah.. No need for that. Offboarders always get what they deserve. If you stay on 4chan.org you won't get embarrassed. That simple.
I have Con Derangement Syndrome fatigue
>>43333059>Nah.. No need for that. Offboarders always get what they deserve. If you stay on 4chan.org you won't get embarrassed. That simple.Ok. Well... I guess I'd better start NEETmaxing.
>>43333065>Ok. Well... I guess I'd better start NEETmaxing.DO IT!
>>43333068>DO IT!Okay...Right after I finish these!...
>>43333068>DO IT!And end up like OP? He mentions Lovelace, his NEETmaxxing has gotten him put in the mental ward
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>43333059>>43333063>>43333065>>43333068>>43333070
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>43333075>Megamind.pngHmm?
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>43333078>Rolled 49 (1d100)BTFO.NEETS LOST.ConventionfagCHADS won.
>>43332065>>43332096Seconding. Wouldn't mind one of the comics
Why is it that whenever conshit gets mentioned this style of posting follows?
>>43333053There already is, but it's more of an anti-MF cabal. They only ever show up in Mare Fair threads. You can check for yourself, look at the Danish con thread. Not a peep from them.
>>43333075>>43333079>BTFO.>NEETS LOST.>ConventionfagCHADS won.C-C-C-CONFIRMED! ! !>>43333068taking your flag fgt
>>43332039Do the roar
>>43333083>You can check for yourself, look at the Danish con thread. Not a peep from them.Yeah lelBlackjack is qt3.14 btw>>43333084Hey, fuck you fag you can't take my flag! Suck my dick!
>>43333082>Why is it that whenever conshit gets mentioned this style of posting follows?This is just how the board is right now.
>>43333051off-topic but here's more carameldansen ponies:https://imgur.com/a/MIVDFXb
>>43333075>>43333079>>43333084Whatever. I'm still not going to your gay-ass, SHITTY-CON.
>>43333096>mald.jpgShoulda got off the computer, fag. I warned you lil nigga
>>43332952>>43332999>>43333096Silver Spoon owes me SEX
>>43333082Some of these images and posts are just reposts from the old thread that was linked. It's just some guy samefagging to himself to derail a entire thread for the sake of ((fun)) or whatever retarded vendetta he has.
>>43333100>Shoulda got off the computer, fag. I warned you lil niggaNo you didn't you retard, >>43333084 is not me.
>>43333105>Some of these images and posts are just reposts from the old thread that was linked.>It's just some guy samefagging to himself to derail a entire thread for the sake of ((fun)) or whatever retarded vendetta he has.Somebody needs to lose it...
>>43333105>Some of these images and posts are just reposts from the old thread that was linked.I think the only image shared between these two threads is :>>43333079 which is rather uncommon but not totally rare form of the "BASED" meme .jpg
>>43333111>Somebody needs to lose it...LOSE WHAT??
>>43333122>LOSE WHAT???Their sense of entitlement... You don't really think you run the board, do you?
>>43333125>Their sense of entitlement...>You don't really think you run the board, do you?We jerked each other off in The Hilton (before (YOU)) so yeah, I do. GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT??? >>43333075>>43333079
>>43333125The reddit wafting off this post made my balls shrivel
>>43333132>We jerked each other off in The Hilton (before (YOU)) so yeah, I do. GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT???>>43333075>>43333079ALRIGHT, fine. You can have the board back. Go to town.
>>43333134>ALRIGHT, fine.>You can have the board back.>Go to town.Smart MOVE.Now get >>>/out/.
>>43333133>projection>
>>43333147>still hereNIGGER >>>/out/
>>43333133What balls lol
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>43333075>>43333079>
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>43333166>
>>43333042Holy shit, I only paid attention to the communism autism at first, but it's a LITERAL shiteater. Now the disgusting nails make sense. Fucking nasty.
>>43333166HOLY SHIT CELESTIA YOU DID IT!!!!!!!
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>43333182>HOLY SHIT CELESTIA YOU DID IT!!!!!!!I didn't do anything.
>>43333103unff.
>>43332039>>43332086>>43332093Jesus fuck Anon, how do you live in this squalor? Clean your fucking living space.
>>43333199>>43333203FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU DUMBASS BITCHES!!
>>43333207He's literally doing that
>>43332039This thread was shit. I want a better thread next time.
>>43332039Where did all these niggers come from? Can we go back to talking about anon's shitty room and his merch?
>>43333218>This thread was shit. I want a better thread next time.No.
>>43333227>rape
>>43333040>WHERE? I'll beat them...>WITH THIS NEWSPAPER!YOU!! IT'S YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!! I KNOW IT'S (YOU)! I HATE YOU!! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU GET CANCER!
>>43333243>
>>43333248Fuck you.
>>43333251>Fuck you.
>>43333248>>43333256Go sit in the corner...
>>43333248FUUUCK (YOUUU)!!!!!
>>43333271:poomper:
>>43333271>spike_cut_brake_line.jpglmao.
>>43332039I want one
>everyone complaining how dirty OP's room isFucking casuals
>>43333278>
>>43332039>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQYoK3H2wYI
>>43333281What does it smell like?
>>43332039>>43332086>>43332093You call THIS dirty!?
>>43333310HOLY SHIT!
>>43333310Anon, take your meds.
>>43332086>If you want that, sure. Don't know why.I will unironically buy a copy with your semen on it. Where do I pay for shipping?
sometime I should post photos of the fuckable life sized plush i've been blowing my load into every other day for the past year without cleaning, you guys would freak the fuck out
>>43333480I’ll cum to it
>>43333480Make a thread for it
>>43333480Thirding. OP is too gay to post his coprophagy squalor. And the con shitflinging ain't getting him to do so.
this sure is a thread of all time isn't it>>43332093your oc is cute though, would bang/be banged the shit out of by
>>43333296It doesn't have a smell honestly, i use a lot of incense
>>43332108yeah I was gonna say, looks like a metal cabinet was sitting there. and holy fuck the rest of this thread is a flaming disaster. of all things, I struggle to comprehend the guy who thinks you can just insert a "TOPKEK!" wherever you want. that's not how that works, it's two words. >>43333480please don't. that's depressing enough just to think about, I don't need to see it.>>43332086but yeah, where you at? I guess I'd take a comic.
>>43332951>anon has anthro diapers stuff favourited 6 years agonigga wtf
>>43332039I would take one, but are you going to the next con?
>>43332086>>43332039>>43332086>>43332093Honestly anon, why are you throwing all this out? Are you moving into an asylum, the big house or what?
>>43332951Holy fucking kek!
>>43335077AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA
>>43335077He's eaten feces before. What the fuck?
>>43335014Read the whole thread, anon. You don't want this guy's stuff even if he gave it away for free.
>>43335077KWAB
>>43335077Do conniggers really?
>>43335077Wow. Someone in the pony fandom was autistic a decade ago. Shocker.
I'm a plumber and I have cleaner nails than you.
>>43335358That's because pipeniggers suck them clean after every job
>>43332039what is it OP? and how much, and how do i pay?
>>43335347Hahaha I wonder who could be behind this post
>>43335358Mario pls go
this thread is epic. epic for the win.
>>43332086I'm interested, what stuff do you have and where can I contact you?
>>43335746>I'm a fellow coprophiliac, where can I contact you so we may eat each other's feces?
>>43336153Anon, we're on /mlp/. There's a good chance that's true.
>>43335369Can't work on an empty stomach, muh nigga.
>>43336153Interested in buying the comics you fucking imbecile. Here's your (You), don't spend it all in one place.
>>43337174/co/ is that way, kiddo
can we just appreciate that OP, out of the kindness of his heart, or respect for the fandom or smth offered up these pornmags and we just shit on him. hes gross but i feel kinda shitty for shitting on him
>>43337189He hasn't posted since the day he made the thread, it's a guarantee he decided to dump them. Even with all the Anons earnestly wanting to purchase one, he couldn't be bothered
>>43337195well yeah, probably because we pissed him off so bad. still i dont know what he expected, im pretty sure hes lurked /mlp/ for some time, surely he knew this is the response he would get
>>43333178>>43332039OP you have a parasite infection and should take ivermectin or fenbendazole
>>43337189Well you guys started making fun of him. Not very friendship of you. Looked like a good comic book too.
>>43337221I don't want to be friends with scat fetishists.
>>43337519>scat fetishists.That's diaperfags for you
>>43332039First day on 4chan and I decide to open this thread and it’s full of fucking grubs. I regret ever accessing this website. Burn all your porn comics you disgusting piece of shit, also clean your finger nails or wear gloves.
>>43338145Back to Plebbit with you, normalfag scumbag.
