All praise Biblically Accurate Princess Celestia!
>>43334775Would
>>43334775That sandwich must be fatlestia's afternoon snack
>>43334775whoever did the art for this is mega shit, this is semi-anthro tier
>>43334958Worst part is, this man had a more successful career in ponies than most people on /mlp/.
>>43334775This may be a controversial opinion, but I actually like Fosgitt's art style.
>>43334775>>43335289Artists like Fosgitt is what made the AI art initially so bad (and still bad if you don't use filters).
>>43335289yeah caus ur a faggit
>>43334775Okay, I can see what happened with the neck looking too thin, it's just her mane partially covering it. But her legs' position keeps baffling me. I can only best assume the lower one is a hind leg and the upper is a fore leg, so she'd be sitting and kind of shrinking herself. Kind of makes sense ifbl she's also using her wings to keep her voice focused on who she's talking to. But I haven't seen the preceding or following panels so I have nothing definitive to go on
>>43334775>tfw you motherly mentor is actually a proper cosmic horror when shit hits the fan and Equestria needs saving.
>>43335380and yet she always jobbers out
>>43335405(This post was written by creature claws.)
>>43334958Wait till you hear about the whisk.
>>43335405I've mentally rewritten A Canterlot Wedding to be thematically beautiful and mechanically accurate.
>>43335920>mechanically accurate.Tell me about your vision! I'm huge sucker for things that try to set things right in canon.
>>43335437No, I hate their creatures like I hate our niggers, but it is a pattern that Celestia offloads the work onto Twilight & Co. Maybe she feels entitled to after saving the world offscreen multiple times, but in either case.
>>43334775I love Celestia with all of my heart but genuinely what the fuck am I looking at?
>>43334775smurf looking ass ponies carrying that sandwich
>>43336093I cannot decipher it either. Reminds me of those old images that circulated 2019-2021 that asked you to name one object in the image, the 'o as the Sharty says.
>is actually capable of drawing well>choose to draw ugly shit on purposeSuch people should be punched in the face repeatedly.
>>43336142It has long been asserted that we need some kind of long-range slapping device.
>necklestia
>>43335998>Luna is present>when Chrysalis reveals herself, Celestia confronts her>all of the ponies present are ecstatic>Chrysalis knows she can't take on Celestia directly>"Are you really going to try and defeat me with so many of your subjects present?">Cadance explains to the Mane 6 (and the audience) that Celestia is too powerful to fight in such a small space; too many ponies would get hurt>Luna steps up and begins the fight against Chrysalis>outside, the Changelings start to destroy Canterlot>Celestia gives the order for the Mane 6 to evacuate the castle and find the Elements>while Luna fights Chrysalis, Cadance tries to get Shining Armor to safety; Chrysalis won't let them leave since she needs their love>Cadance and Celestia are both physically unable to move Shining because Chrysalis' power keeps him there>Celestia, accepting she won't unleash on Chrysalis while Luna, Cadance, and Shining are present, entrusts the fight to Luna and takes to the skies>Cadance does what she can to protect Shining Armor from blasts and debris>after evacuating the castle, the Mane 6 try to help ponies escape the city, but the Changelings are legion>Celestia, a tremendous distance away in the atmosphere, carves a path back out of the city for her subjects to escape through, obliterating dozens of small businesses in the process>"Oh, sweet Celestia!! She can do THAT?!">the Changelings abandon Canterlot Tower, which lets the Mane 6 retrieve the Elements>in the castle, Luna is losing the fight against Chrysalis>Celestia returns for Luna, the latter of whom apologizes for not being strong like her as she admits defeat>Chrysalis boasts that she's been feeding on Luna's love for Celestia throughout the fight>"When will you ponies understand that love is a weakness!">Chrysalis begins to absorb Celestia's love for Luna, becoming even stronger>realizing just how much Celestia really does love her by how much power Chrysalis is getting, Luna rallies>the Mane 6 arrive to witness the conclusion of the battle>together, with Celestia supplying the magical energy and Luna focusing it, they're able to hit Chrysalis directly without injuring any of the ponies nearby>Chrysalis goes flying into the horizon screaming>Shining is still possessed and the entirety of Canterlot is still being swarmed>while Celestia, Luna, and Cadance worry about what to do next, Twilight steps up>"Chrysalis said that love is a weakness, but I don't believe that. I won't! I love Canterlot, and the ponies in it, and my teacher, my baby sitter, my friends... and my brother! And we're going to save him!">the Elements power up, and together the rainbows crash down on both Cadance and Shining>Shining breaks out of the possession>both Twilight and Cadance happily hug him while he comes to>Cadance and Shining power up the magical barrier by touching horns, pushing out the Changelings for parts unknown, disconnected from their queen
>>43336205Still runs into problem of Chrysalis getting BTFO despite being superpowered to Tartarus and back. Even more so here, since now she can feed off of love that isn't being actively practiced.
>>43336210My intention was that she wasn't BTFO, but just pushed really, really hard and disconnected from the Hive. She wasn't injured, but entirely relocated, and now has to waste time recollecting her drones before taking on Canterlot again. The drones aren't going to be able to find her since they get a severe intelligence penalty without her presence. While they'll be a nuisance in the countryside, they won't be a threat, and Chrysalis isn't a threat without her collective serving as a tremendous distraction. If she makes her presence known by feeding before getting her army, Celestia and Luna will be able to locate and actually destroy her. More importantly, she won't be able to use the same strategy a second time, and new security protocols will be put in place to keep Changelings out.I don't want Chrysalis killed, I wanted this experience to be a stepping stone for her to become somepony better (I've been mentally rewriting To Where and Back Again, but it's not in a good enough state to publish the Cliff notes).
>>43336166no neck
>>43334775so she has a fore leg on top of her right hind legwhat is that piece on top then? the other fore leg?
>>43336205>Luna is presentStopped reading there, it's already kino.
>>43336729>floatingheadlestia
>>43335380
>>43336205>Luna is presentsay no moreim in
>>43336216The Chryssi x Anon fic?
>>43336205Nice.Thoughts on the idea of Shining Armor being turned into an alicorn?
>>43337291Instead of making Shining an alicorn, I'd rather Cadance be "just" a unicorn.
>>43337864Cadance started as a pegasus
>>43336205>everyone gets a chance to do something>everyone gets more powerful through the power of love>elements are used for more than just killing bad dudes
>>43337864>cadance>unicornishygddt
>>43337864>>43337882>>43337886Lauren supposedly designed Cadence as a unicorn but Hasbro insisted she have wings in order to be a "Princess"... why can a unicorn not be a Princess?Also, the (later added) assertion that she was once a pegasus makes ZERO sense, her special talent is literally the magic of love. How could she have earned her cutie mark doing that magic with no horn? I will forever reject pegasus Cadence because it's dumb and retarded.
>>43337933Before anyone argues with this post, yes, Zecora is a magical pony despite being an earth pony. However, the entire episode of the CMCs trying to use a love potion to get Big Mac and Cherilee fall for each other shows that this isn't a viable avenue for portraying Cadance's innate ability. One could argue that her mere presence projects an aura of affection. I still agree with Faust that unicorn Cadance fits better for her, in the sense that Cadance is a unicorn that Twilight aspired to be like, which helped motivate her while attending Celestia's school.
>>43337961Candy looks better with a horn instead of wings anyway. It'd be like giving wings to Fleur.
>>43337961I think she just talked to them. Communication is magic, horn twirling only adds some extra horsepower to it.
>>43337961This image looks really uncanny, I think it's the way the back and neck don't align
bros... shes so pretty...
>>43337291Shining canonically gets airsick, so he may very well have refused an alicornhood when offered one.
>>43338024>Airsick>In a mountain city>Where the main out-of-city travel method is by airshipI wouldn't want to be him.
>>43338026He takes the train.
>>43337933>How could she have earned her cutie mark doing that magic with no horn?Archery and love poison.
>>43335289>>43335322>>43336142The problem with Fosgitt is not that he's bad artist, quite the contrary. He's just misplaced.The art would be perfect for, i don't know, Looney Tunes or something. Just not for ponies
>'Celestia'?...Celestia is love.>...I don't love you.
>>43338062Can you do love magic with brilliant archery alone? Maybe by hitting some nerve clusters, I don't know. Acupuncture? Something with ley lines? Neurosurgery, with arrows?
>>43334775dios mio
>>43338067No, the problem with Fosgitt is that he had no passion or interest in ponies. The guy only drew pony comics because he was getting paid to do it. Literally jobbing. That's why there's no backgrounds in most of it and the drawings are lazy as shit. Poor guy was just trying to pump the licensed work out and move on.
>>43338024So just have him never use his wings. The main benefit of being an alicorn is immortality. He can live forever with Cadance and just walk around.
The Gospel of Seth (or The Second Treatise Of The Great Seth) mentioned the life of Christ between 12 and 33 as being spent in Equestria learning about peace under Celestia.
>>43338086In that sense I have more respect for Andy Price, even though I really don't like his art style. At least he actually tried to put in the work (until the very end at least).
>>43338584Which version of it? I'm almost certain there was nothing of the kind.
>>43338612It was omitted because it showed him as sometimes using his divinity for mischief or self gain.
>You want to know what Tartarus really is, Twily...?>It's not all lakes of fire and chains of ice..>It's being removed from her light.>Having her word taken from you...
>>43338183Are there any pegasi that don't fly or unicorns that don't use magic? Our Town doesn't really count.
>>43339026This is the guy that you meet when you're dying in the tunnel with light at the end of it and he directs you to a secret side door to end up in Equestria instead of the afterlife
>>43339217Yeah he takes you to Ayy!Questria (Eqg Hell), this is the Anon who shows you to the real Equestria.
>>43339224bro looks like Kreekcraft
>And no wonder, for Chrysalis herself masquerades as an alicorn of love.
>>43340988>She will writhe in the pit prepared for Chrysalis and her demons>Where there is much sorrow and gnashing of teeth
>Hello, might I have a moment of your time to talk about our Lord & Savior Celestia?
>>43341688Sure thing buddy, what do you want to know?
>>43341693What are her fetishes? Is she immune to aphrodisiacs and lust potions?
>>43334775>Biblically Accurate Princess CelestiaBiblically Accurate Princess Celestia shouldn't be cliched queen from child cartoon that canonical Celestia is. She should be powerful goddess who grant prosperity and paradise life for ponies. She aren't canonical jobber, who rely on random 6 mares, but true center of the world. Equestria of Biblically Accurate Princess Celestia is zero scarcity paradise, not caricature doll kingdom.
>>43341846>hurka durka blurka!
>>43341846>eslbabble
>>43341846There's something cute and charming about ESLs trying to speak English to English speakers
>>43341815LEAVE THE MEMORIES ALONE
reject humanityembrace pony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s03udjaiuPA
>>43341904No Anon! I will drag you with me! Through rock and metal and time!This one's distant memories, and this one's sadness from loss are the same. Your movement on and efforts to forget promised you salvation, but you will find no salvation on this board. I am a monument to all of your sins.
>>43342037There is still time to stop the snowpity from ceasing, but first it must be found...
>>43341815>Cake Fowting EnthusicistWTF is that?
Upload those who [love|hate] CelestAI. Greater CTD for all others.
>>43343863>>43336166
>>43342745It's where a woman sits on a cake and proceeds to fart.
