>Tell me what does an uncouth, ill-mannered, foul-mouthed, filthy, savage neanderthal like you know about music and culture hmm? Oh you probably don’t even know what I’m saying do you? Well let me dumb down so you can understand me more. Ooga. Booga. Zooga.
>>43338352I'm calling the cops on you for doing me a bloody racism.
>>43338352Donkey funny haha pet pet
>>43338352>me smash annoying bitch with club in head
>>43338352Go ahead and mock me! But it wasn't Octavia who was laughing at me...it was Faust!
>>43338352Four years of university education at one of the most challenging institutions of the land, studying the finest works of the English language and delving deeply into the theatres of London's West End should speak for itself, but as I assume a bigoted bovine such as yourself only cares for that of her own field, I shall contain my curriculum vitae to that of the musical arts. I find most satisfactory the works of Chopin, certainly his latter works. The scores for Wagner's works are also not without their merit, but if you are to insist on contemporary garbage or overstated idols like Beethoven, then you will find no friend in me. But regardless of my own standing, it is only a petty and self loathing Ass that would project her own insecurity so blatantly, you will never be a pone, you are a token donkey, a tool of diversity, only tolerated till one more fitting of Canterlot elite's new optics if found. You most likely shall be cast away, you have seen it done to others before you, so I suggest you gain some humility now little donkey, snobbery is such an unpleasant couture for the eyes of the wise.
>>43338352This makes my dick hard
>>43338357Cute>>43338431I swear, when I get my hands on that donkey...
>>43338352How does she know what a neanderthal is?
>>43338420How would she know any of these names you dumb faggot you need the pony equivalents
>>43338420>"overstated idols like Beethove- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA">Anon had to go to the hospital to remove the cello bow shoved up his ass the next day>>43338501There are probably books about the human world since Equestria has portals to it
>>43338352Hmph! I shave my mane often to look good, Octavia. I even polish my hooves!
>>43338352>claims to be an aficionado of classical music>plays just Canon in D and Cello Suite No.1 over and over
>>43338524Nah boi boi don't be talking shit on Pachelbel like that
>>43338515>hoovesBased anonstallion>maneAnon you're bald>>43338524Lies!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXp9igQaBMY
>>43338501The terms "hand" and "man" and "woman" exist in their world. Its reasonable to deduce humans did exist at one point.
>>43338581>Pleb POV:
>>43338510>"I may have a cello up my posterior, but you are a donkey.">"However in the morning my dear, said cello shall be removed, yet an ass you shall remain!"
>>43338352Music people aren't like this. They like sharing their favorite things with new people.
I'd like to add that Octavia also walks around naked despite claiming to be high society and cultured.
>>43338592>naked except for a pink bow-tievhhhhhh
>>43338588A cello bow, not a whole cello you dimwitEmbrace ass supremacy>>43338590Perhaps
>>43338592Being naked is cultured in Equestria and it also makes me hard but so does Octy wearing clothes
>>43338597Perhaps peace is possible, however there mus be a olive branch of sorts. Simply admit Moonlight Sonata is overrated clearly not on par with Nocturne in E-flat Major, and bygones can be bygones.
>>43338615Neither are even close to being overrated or objectively better than the other, that's up to your preference. I say to each their own
>>43338593I can still see her anus, teats, vulva, clitoris.
>>43338626Sounds like plapping time
wouldn't she be annoyed by wubalubdubdub drinking alcholic party girl who takes drugs and brings home strangers? It's like the opposite of well composed emotional music
Reeal horrorshow like...
>>43338643That's why they split the house in two, though sometimes said strangers try to have sex with her>>43338648Picrel
>>43338653She sure does love those violins
>>43338638
>>43338788DID I STUTTER?
IT'S NOT AL ANYMORE!IT'S DONK!
>>43338796Donkaccino?
>>43338830
>>43338835Love me some Tsundere Tavi
Donkey butthole
>>43339909
>>43338532Anon likes to polish his bald head to impress the mares with how shiny it is.>>43339999checked!
>>43340004Those lovely eyes...
>>43338352I know enough about music to spend hundreds of dollars on the entire Arturia V Collection and to keep having aspirations for a multi-thousand-dollar tuba I may never be able to buy.
>>43339999>quads and trips
>>43340050She might buy it for you as a present if you impress her enough, reminds me of a fanfichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J5QKwmbS38
>You compose like a younger mare, nothing held back.>Admirable..but mistaken.
>>43341065>The symphonies betray you because they belong to me
>>43338615>Moonlight Sonata is overratednah>not on par with Nocturne in E-flat Majori have to say that while i really like both i think that moonlight sonata simply sounds more impressive and grandiose, if i want to listen to a piece as an activity itself i put on something like that or Beethoven´s Pathetique, but these are useless to me when i want to listen to music while reading, while Choppin´s Nocturne is the best piece i have found for that purpose, it´s so gentle and condusive to reading, even more so than Debussy´s Clair de LuneTL;DR fuck you nigger, you can´t really compare music only on the axis of "goodness" there´s way more to it (unless it´s some nigger mumble rap, even a man who has never cooked a day in his life can regonize when a chef has brought him nothing more than a log of shit on a plate)
>>43338624this guy gets it.
>>43338352>rape
>>43342083>unless it´s some nigger mumble rap, even a man who has never cooked a day in his life can regonize when a chef has brought him nothing more than a log of shit on a plateThis, nigger mumble rap is horrible and I cringe every time it shits in my ears
Be honest how would you even respond to such an insult without proving her point and coming across as some kind of uncultured caveape?
>>43342158>rape
>>43342158"I'm sorry you feel that way, would you like to come over and listen to some music in my collection if it could change your mind?">"Hmph, fine, ape. I will give you one chance">We fuck like animals all day and night once she realizes my refined taste in music
>>43342171Video game OSTs and spliced pony dialogue isn't "refined", anon.
>>43342186I beg to differhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg6teU2Q2bg
>>43342192Oh... oh, how could I have been so wrong...
>>43342198https://youtu.be/bXEsSnrfOow?t=125And then I made love to her
>>43342245Delicious.
>>43342245
>>43342083>>43342112Well, then we have no peace you prosperous pompous pachyderm.I shall take my mare and make my leave.YWNBAP you donk.BTW, Beethoven is just the overrated nigger mumble of his age. seethe and neigh.
>>43342245donkaccino
>>43342245WTF
>>43342264>seethe and neighDonkeys don't neigh, they hee-haw or bray you double dimwitDon't let the door hit you on the way out
>>43342274I could make tavi neigh with my dick
>>43342281I suppose that is one way to do it
>>43338509
HEE-HAW!
>>43342820Jolly good
>>43338352Shut up and listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQPjxFDDGcg
>>43342849https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofs4PPzlMXw
>>43339999Checked and witnessed.
>>43338352Greggery Peccary would kill this donkey.
>>43343810Meh, she's heard worse
I want her to blow my meat flute.
>>43344236
>..Dear me, why is everything centered around my rump and ponut?>"Haha, you'll get used to it."
>>43344264>ponutDonut.
>>43338615>Moonlight Sonata is overrated
>>43344748Tavi was right, that savage neanderthal knows nothing about music and culture
>>43344264Not everything.
>>43344960Vinyl enjoying some deep Tavi explorin'
>>43345222>That saliva trail POV in the bottom centerUNF
>>43345539Such a cutie
>>43344748>>43344760I bet you chuds still play Für Elise on the piano.
>>43345544You have Beethoven Derangement Syndrome
Do I get to bang the donkey if I betray Jeep for Land Rover? You think I could ask the dealership to throw that in?
>>43345574I don't care what car it is, if the dealership offers me sex with Octavia I'm instantly buying it, even if I spend my entire life savingsThey really need to realize this is the best marketing strategy
>>43345574Buy Skoda
>>43338431fittingher pussy was wet the entire time she was ranting
>>43345771Classy tsundere, very nice>hfw I whip it out before she can even finish her sentence
>>43345771The social elite has always gotten off on the idea of tormenting those below them. In her ideal fantasy youre a serf tilling the fields and worshipping her hooves in your freetime.
>>43345781Those donk hooves need some massaging after all that cello practice
L'asina è mobileQual piuma al ventoMuta d'accentoE di pensieroSempre un amabileLeggiadro visoIn pianto o in risoÈ menzogneroLa donna è mobil'Qual piuma al ventoMuta d'accentoE di pensier'!
>Humans are like onions and they have layers? What does that even mean?
>Great Scott, Vinyl! It's you?!>YOU'RE the Equestrian Psycho?!!
>>43345819Top notch donkey poetry. "Asina" is a pretty good nickname too, on par with "jenny" and rolls off the tonguePosts like this is why I love Octy threads>>43346379>Camon Voinyl, there's plen'eh of more impor'ant problems than Sri Wanka to worreh about
>>43346595>Cool, Anti-semitic remarks.
>>43346599>It's not just about the pleasures of harmony or the importance of friends, it's also a personal statement about the ensemble itself!>Hey anon!>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>>43346595I miss when TNO didn't suck.
>>43346612I've stopped playing HOI4 altogether but I still enjoy it's music, the earlier ones toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D51212LJum8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0tSLi0kxG8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv-IbBMFqgIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIbS_4XWYqw
>>43338352>muh classical music no one cares about that faggot shit, donkey
>>43346632Spoken like a true uncultured savage untermensch
>>43346632>t. Vinyl Scratch
>>43346642She might say things like that in public but she actually loves to listen to Vivaldi in her free time
>Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds...>I TOOK A SHOT OF PONECAINE AND I SHOT THAT WUBSLUT DOWN!
>>43346709Cocaine donkey
>>43346720Deadlier than cocaine bear?
>>43346737>NOT THE TREE, THE BIG FUCKING ASS
>>43345574>>43345588Škoda Octavia MK 1 pre-facelift sedan in silver color with the hood and trunk painted charcoal grey is the fucking way gentleman. i need to do that one day, bonus points if you get the 1.9 TDI 96KW
>>43346965How did you get that picture of my car?
>>43346611"so put down that cello and grab a basewe´re swingin´ here tonightthis ain´t no fancy music place"
>>43346632you´re a tasteless niggermonkey, an absolute worthless cretin, if you can´t appreciate classical music, you´re genuinely a fucking retard. Please, I implore you, go listen to Beethoven´s Pathetique, Tartini´s Devil´s Trill Sonata, Debussy´s Clair de Lune, Antonín Dvořák´s From a New World (4th movement at least), or Mozart´s Ave Verum Corpusjust give it a try, it´s actually interesting to listen to, unlike modern trash with shitty beats and lyrics about doing drugs and getting your dick wet
>>43347018Swing Tavi, swing!>>43347056Classical music is timelessModern music genres either die out or become barely recognizable to the original in a matter of decades
>>43346999i found it somewhere, no idea where, might have been one of these threads actually
>>43347085>Classical music is timeless>Modern music genres either die out or become barely recognizable to the original in a matter of decadesi could not agree more with you
>>43347056Know your audience, anon. If you want to interest someone on this board in classical music, you should always recommend Wagner, because he was a huge anti-Semite.
>>43347099It is a pretty nice donkmobile>>43347107>Vampire/demon cellistInsane style and soul
>>43347131Well, some individuals think the very idea of classical music is anti-semitichttps://www.jstor.org/content/oa_chapter_monograph/10.3998/mpub.12050329.10?seq=1
>>43347135any chance i get to see motorized ´Tavi at EHM some day?
>>43347305I genuinely have no idea, anon. Would be based as fuck, though
>>43347187>https://www.jstor.org/content/oa_chapter_monograph/10.3998/mpub.12050329.10?seq=1>"I thought to myself: “Hang on, is that a prosthetic nose on Men-doza?” Mendoza cleans his beard and then reaches into his large nose topull out a nose hair, in quite uncouth fashion. This remarkable depiction ofMendoza the Jew, and of Jewishness, made me squirm. I felt that this wasnot so different from the horrors of American blackface"HOLY KEKthese people are real, that´s sad
>>43347584Literally jewface
>>43347667Empress OctaviaI'd be glad to help her continue the royal bloodline
>9cahnt' be avin' vat'...
>There are two breeding burro threads>Two temples to earthly donkey bottoms and hips..But "Yous didn't see nuthin', capisce?"
>>43348582Gotta burro-bump>>43348975The other is technically an earth pony thread so it's legal officer"vat's ow mafia wohks"
>>43348582speak english
>>43349224You think yer fohken funneh, wanker?
No one’s posted this yet?
>>43349238american website
>>43349315British website nowWe're doing a 1812 again
>>43349307Why can't she be real, bros...
>>43349328This is a good tavi size
>>43349522Cat sized, pony sized, horse sized, she's still cute either way
She goes through your "magic, plastic rectangle" and shuffles through the top 10 songs you listen to. Is she repulsed, intrigued, surprised?
>>43349883>repulsed, intrigued, surprisedThat might be a toughie.
>>43349883I don't use spotify and I doubt Equestria would have internet anyway but she could find my record collection and be intriguedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXDT4GtKK88https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjRiLKSPbqchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrFc_yxFYVM
>Give the donkey bedroom eyes
>>43338352literally who
>>43351424>Anon has amnesia
Eeyore is his father.
>>43352229Octy is a jenny, anon
>>43352229>hisBait or ESLCall it
>>43351424
>>43352253I actually have no idea>>43352254Total plebian death
ass ass or donk donk
>>43353433Yes
>>43353433>"Nice ass, ass!"
>>43353437The double ass
>>43353437>LADIES AND GENTLECOLTS, SCOTTY DON'T.>"Oh you're such a lameass, ass!"
>>43353440
>10get back up, you ass
>>43354064Lazy ass
>>43354067Robo ass
>>43354515Metal MajASSty
>>43338352I'm surprised someone posted an Octy thread using one of my Tavi doodles this quickly, I wasn't even sure if it would ever happenHave this as a tribute
