I waifu Derpy, but not in purely romantic/sexual way. I'd really want to take part in her mailmare shenanigans even if they result in mo horsepussyHow do you even call my "arrangement"?
>>43340025>mono
>>43340025You’re just describing a normal waifu.
>>43340025>I waifu Derpy>but not in purely romantic/sexualWho says that. You sound like a coomer in denial.
>>43340025Friendship? You want to be her friend? Unless you still want to date/fuck her, then you'd just be waifuing her.
>>43340025it's called "friendship" you autist
>>43340046>Who says thatme>>43340062>>43340064>Friendship?I mean yeah but likeisn't it weird to be friends with a person of opposite sexwhile having no ulterior motives?>>43340062>Unless you still want to date/fuck herI'd not deny any advances from her tbdesu
>>43340170>isn't it weird to be friends with a person of opposite sex while having no ulterior motives?No. What the fuck, are you a rapist or something? Get help.
>>43340174>are you a rapist or something?>tf>tp
>>43340170>isn't it weird to be friends with a person of opposite sexI agree, but feminism has normalized this mindset. A friend of a friend of the opposite sex (like your friend's gf) is fine. But you should not be hanging out one on one obviously.
>>43340174>this retarded reactionk ys gollyfag
>>43340364It's not his fault, his brain has been deep fried in chinese estrogen
Derpy has a husband already.
>>43340025>Esl>SimpingYikes
>>43340373Why yes, I do simp for mare
>>43340373>not simping for DerpyOnly evil people do this
>>43340025It's called platonic attraction. You're welcome, fag.
>>43340025You better bone that mare anon. I'm tired of people who say they love Derpy but would see her sidelined and turned into an incel because she's "too pure to sex".She's a mare with mare needs.
>>43340398ponies don't have genitals though
>>43340400Normal mammalian reproduction, nigga.
>>43340294You're going to really struggle in Equestria.
>>43340400Mom said they reproduce the 'normal way,' fuckfaggot.>>43340398This post best post
>>43340464>>43340401not canon
>>43340456All mares are my wives so there's no problem.
>>43340525Ah, you're one of the Mormons, my bad. Have fun in your Haremquestria.
>>43340369based.
>>43340373Derpy's pussy isn't mediocre.
>>43340495I wish I was as retarded as you so that I could get utterly blindsided by the abundance of horse pussy when I get to Equestria
>>43340495Gee do i listen to some faggot online or the show creator on this?
>>43340495It doesn't get more canon than the show author saying it is so, fucking retard.
>>43340025Yeah? That.. just sound like a healthy relationship, being both good friends to "fuck around" with and romantic lovers to Fuck Around with, with your wife
>>43340025>How do you even call my "arrangement"Dyslexic.
Me too, Anon, me too. Though, I would probably help her out if she gets in heat, I don't wanna get bucked.
i just want derpy to find a nice stallion who loves her for how she is even if she isnt like the other mares
>>43340398>You better bone that mare anonsee >>43340170>I'd not deny any advances from her tbdesu
>>43341088She should set realistic expectations.
>>43340369And her husband is me
>>43342179AnonxDerpy is canon. Human or Stallion anon are.
>>43340025You’re a sidekick.A comedy relief, at best.
>>43342179no, it's me
>>43342179You're a time lord?
>>43343112>A comedy relief, at bestThat's Derpy in a nutshell, no?It makes sense that anons are drawn to her.
What is with the anti-hie posting in the last 2 years?
>>43343381>anti-hie postingSure, that has been happening since 2016~ But how is that related to this thread?
>>43343162...on opposite day
>>43343843...in >>43343843's schizophrenic mind
>>43344411checked, she's MINE
>>43344443Hi Doctor Hooves!
>>43344443Nah, she is MINE, YOU FAG!1!1!!!!
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>>43344460That's right she's MY wife.
>>43340170>isn't it weird to be friends with a person of opposite sex>while having no ulterior motivesNo and as a guy I regret that some girls just assume you're feeling that way since so many other guys just wanna get some. I have female friends I care a lot about and the idea that I could push a friend away just because of the way I was born kind of sucks ass. A lot of my waifuing of Pinkie is built upon the idea of a really strong friendship to begin with, and it's arguably more important than the lovey shit to me, so I think your approach with Derpy is similar. It sounds really sweet and from the heart.
>>43344512No she is MY WIFE!
>>43340046They are just too cute for me to want anything sexual from them. I just want to ravage Rarity but that's about it.
>>43344594>They
>>43344594>They>Them
>>43344594>Rarity
Best pony.
>>43340529>Ah, you're one of the Mormons, my badtbdesu I know more Christian herdfags than Mormon waifufags (Rakan Haddad and Sloopwriter for former, pic rel for later)
>>43345245Purp is a fucking mormon?
>>43340381>platonic attractionisn't platonic 100% touchless? I'd actually really want to hug a mare
>>43345245>every single one of them is unicorn TwiUnfathomably based.
>>43345248I think? Some people memed about it last thing I remember that "confirms" it is him saying that he doesn't drink hot tea jej
>>43340845>I don't wanna get bucked.you're getting bucked no matter what you do
>>43343112>>43343367>Anon and Derpy are /technically/ "serious and goofy" comedy duo>no one really knows who is who
>>43345250his last video had him showing Twilight with wings that looked fucking desaturated when compared to unicorn Twilight I'm not sure if he were intentional but it was unironically cinematic
>>43345245
>>43344602>>43344632They, the Ponies. All of them.
>>43346043>All of them>he wants to fuck Rarity the whorse>but not the other ponieswhat's fucking wrong with you?
>>43340170>isn't it weird to be friends with a person of opposite sexdo you like live under a rock or something anon? its perfectly normal to have friends of the opposite sex. in my experience, the only difference is that it tends take a longer time to build trust and intimacy when comes to opposite sex
>>43346238>do you like live under a rock or something anon?
>>43346239you're right, i'm retarded
>>43346060I can't explain it.
>>43346261are you really not interested in plot like pic rel?
hi stream!
>>43347379agreed
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