Because fuck you, we're done when I say we're done
First for performing my entire (mare)riage ceremony in perfect Elizabethan English.
Nigger.
Events tracker: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17CUfrC9hP_MndY1H3-cAR9gQ6VjW9lY0ksFIytSNkTkHave something you'd like to add or organize? Something to shill? Post it! Reply to this post to make it even easier for attendees to find!Extra early cocoa beach glowie tour (tuesday at 8pm): https://forms.gle/6cwRdBV4WopGRVyo8Wednesday epcot aftrnoon visit (wednesday at 1pm) : https://forms.gle/TkAsgcWu6bguXWqBAPin and Pashmina (like a shawl or big scarf) shilling: ko-fi.com/s/472d4fb948ko-fi.com/s/b319026135
Is this where I shill the LS plushie brothel?
>>43340130>LS plushie brothel?Please continue.
So, all the chips are the same value, right?That's very dumb if so.It's even dumber if there's not a prize or something.OP, look into how other charity poker games are done. Otherwise, you may as well just get a vendor stall and sell the chips as a set or something.
>>43340158>It's even dumber if there's not a prize or something.That's gambling
>>43340163since they can't refute this it's shitposting
>>43340107>making a new threadDigging yourself deeper in the hole...
>>43340160No it's not.
>>43340130I'm going to need some elaboration too anon
>>43340129What the fuck is a glowie tour
>>43340129>maredieval times so out Ah fuck lads. Could we just get our own tickets to the same event and join in on the shuttle?
>>43339423>It would've been better if Mare Fair had never existed?>TRUE or FALSEMeh... I'm indifferent.
>>43340234>Meh... I'm indifferent.Me too.
>>43340206Technically no. Byou also coulsnt garuntee you'd be sitting with the group. But if you want to risk it, you can buy on your own.
>>43340160It's a contest. Not gambling. It's only gambling if there's a cash prize.At least, that's how it works in most states. Florida might be different, but going by something like a bingo hall being legal, I doubt it.Just get someone to put up a plush or a Kayou box. And put a value to the chips.A charity poker event is a really good idea, just do it right.
>>43340199There's a spot on cocoa beach with bioluminescent plankton. Anons are getting together to go look at it, I guess.
>>43340266Neat
>>43340169This wasn’t me, so I’m assuming it’s a fake GollyFag and not just another GollyFag who happens to have the same opinion. But I think this is probably true. Or at the very least, I’m really thinking the people putting that on had better make sure to talk to a lawyer to make sure that it’s legal to do what they’ve already stated their intention to do. If they’re charging $2.00 for every chip and the goal is to win all the chips, I’m not sure if there’s a legal distinction between the chips and actually gambling $2.00+, which is a crime.My offer to donate a prize is off, because I was literally threatened to be reported over it in the previous thread, which is pretty crazy. I’m still not convinced that any attempt to charge that would go anywhere, but I’m not risking it.But uh… it’s still gambling(???) You’re gambling stuff instead of cash, but it could easily be resold on eBay. I’m not sure the law would make this distinction. I skimmed what I could find about Florida gambling laws and it’s very convoluted. The main conclusion I came to, though, is that gambling the chips seems like it would logically be just as illegal as offering a prize technically is.Now, unlike that other person, I’m not threatening to report anyone over. What I am saying is that I hope whoever is putting this on has talked to a very qualified lawyer. The impression I got from trying to research it is that gambling laws are intentionally obscure because they want an excuse to lock some people up.So, in conclusion, there will be no gift from me, and I’m honestly not even gonna play at this point. Let a lawyer know what you’re doing before you do it, poker people.
>>43340260Hmm, I skimmed the results I could find for this and what I saw is that Florida’s law books apparently mention Bingo by name and carved out specific exceptions for it, as ridiculous as that is.I thought poker would be called a game a skill, but according to a video I’m watching, it’s considered a game of chance (even though there’s a million times more skill involved compared to bingo which has none).I’m not making any actual legal advice here. What I’m saying is that the laws are confusing enough that professional legal advise needs to be sought to make sure to keep Mare Fair out of trouble.I was the one offering to donate a prize in the other thread. I’m rescinding that offer due to the stupidity of Florida’s laws, but I sincerely wonder how the organizers are going to argue that the chips that you need to pay for don’t count as gambling as well. It seems like a pretty flimsy case being made to me.I don’t support these laws. I’m bringing this up only because I don’t want anyone to get in trouble.
>Post something negative about cons>Get bannedHuh?>Posts an advertisement on the catalog>Nothing happensHuh?
>>43340107>mare fair is 1 month 19 days away
Hey, not exactly sure where to post this because no one from the staff team has reached out to me, but the “Official” Equestria at war panel is no longer official, as the wider EaW team didn’t want to endorse our panel due to marefairs controversial nature. We’ll still have ~one of the developers, one of the writers, and one beta tester from the mod team, so it shouldn’t be too much of a wash. I just want to make sure this gets out there so that it isn’t printed on something like pamphlets accidentally.-CredencetotheKind (now Credencetothesleeppe on dicksword), EaW beta tester and panel organiser.
>>43340315>Eceleb drama
>>43340288>there’s a million times more skill involved compared to bingoNo there's not, retard. You have zero control over the cards you're dealt beyond replacing some number of them, and you still have no control over the replacement cards you get. You have no control over the river, you have no control over the other players' hands, all you can do is stay in the game or fold.
>>43340315kek youre all niggers
>>43340347Yikes. Imagine being in the wrong when debating with the gollytranny. Couldn't be me.
>>43340107At least you chose my favorite mascot. I only wish Outis made them fillies instead of gross grownups.
>>43340359>t. has never played poker and thinks memorizing hands takes skill
>>43340363>No argumentI accept your concession
>>43340361Fake Gollyfag, I like all adult ponies, as long as they have cocks and like putting them in fillies
>>43340315You have mod with changeling army of literal nazi war machine aesthetics, and prancing homosexual deer. But having an event at the mare fair endangers friendship between some faggot friends of the developers? What's the problem, will they be shunned from the clique for not being good enough allies or something?What a gay mod.
>>43340372Probably the fear of a campaign of faggots shutting them down for associating with the pool swastika.
>>43340315>official panel>unofficial panelWhat's the difference?
>>43340288>Florida’s law books apparently mention Bingo by name and carved out specific exceptions for it, as ridiculous as that isFucking boomers. You really can't hate them enough.
>43340255Think we'll just have to. If we gotta uber so be it. I've never been to a medieval times, and it sounds badass as fuck
>>43340390There’s basically no difference other than us having some more creative liberty and our panel not being advertised on official EaW channels. All of us are still there to talk about mares and warfare.>>43340378This basically. Marefair, love it or hate it, is flushed with drama (deserved or otherwise) which makes it a PR disaster to do anything “officially” with. There is 0 hatred for marefair, but it’s best for those (like me) who are going to make an unofficial panel so that there is a degree of separation between the developers and drama, without adding a degree of separation between men and their mares.-CredencetotheKind
>>43340390They can publicly say they technically didn't support the con if Amy New feels like having fun is illegal and immoral outside where she says so.>But their staff will be there anywayThey can say those were individual actions? Idk, while people have fun who cares if it's official or not.>>43340282It's actually pretty simple my dear pedo gollyfag.>Pay to enterYou won't >>43340043>Get a prize out itThaaat's yet tbd. If op says it's fine, who cares?Btw, would you mind if I put a black light on your Cozy plush?
>>43340282MF has lawyers lol
>>43340498Every 401(c) and convention has lawyers.
>>43340506Not true, MF didn't get theirs until last year
>>43340511There has been at least one lawyer I know among the op staff, but not with such responsibilities afaik, which is probably the same thing.
>>43340130There are several logistics questions I would have about this
Wait, does being a janny get you free admission to Mare Fair? I did not know that. Something to think about for next year.
>>43340107Can we just let the official threads be a thing it's about that time they should be happening
>>43340444The way you solve that problem is to stand up for yourselves. The con, realistically speaking, is not that controversial.>But people on Bluesky throw a fit!They get mad at their own shadows. Who gives a fuck.
less gooo
>>43340995yes, as well as room sharing with other staff for cheap. good for poorfags who don't mind hustling a bit to afford the weekend(like me)
>>43341168I declare this thread official.
>>43341168>>43341377We can't have official thread. Flag wavers at the internet will get mad and I lose access to my friend group!
Has anyone got charged for the hotel reservation? It says that the first night will be charged at the time of reservation but I haven't got charged and made the reservation back in like AprilI got confirmation but I am hella paranoid that they will try to fuck me over or some shit
>>43341398Yeah. I've got a multi person reservation for nearly a week, and I haven't seen a charge yet. Im worried that my banks fraud prevention might cause a hangup with the initial charge. Whenever that happens.
>>43341177That argument only holds up until they start contacting supporters and companies waving around those pictures of swastikas, aryannes, and guns. >>43341398Ive had my reservation since the day the hotel was announced and never got charged.
>>43340107*yawn**SHIFT+click*
>>43341398>>43341413>>43341433You should have been charged by now. Send our Mare Fair staff an email if you haven't.
>>43341836Apparently no one I know got charged so uhhh?
>>43342005Well, I got charged. Maybe you and your friends are retards.
>>43341836Please do not do what flaggots tell you to doIt's fine you don't need to worry I think they said that to cya in case they wanted to charge the deposit early
>>43341398>>43341836You should not have been charged yet. Hotels only do that during/after your stay.
>>43340107I would go but I am sadly a yuropoor
>>43342658Shame. You'd probably love ranch dressing.
>>43342133>>43342234>>43342244Called the hotel because I started schizoing and they said that everything is fine and we will be charged at the check-in
>>43343232Didn't we literally tell you that?
>>43343232CANCEL YOUR RESERVATION NOW YOU BOOKED AT THE WRONG HILTON THERE ARE TWO EMAIL THE STAFF YOUR FULL SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE AND YOU GET CHARGED
Beep
Shamelessly shilling/gauging interest for these badge ribbons since I'm a slut for them.Would fags be willing to pay like 3-4 dollars (or trade stickers/other badge ribbons) for em?
>>43344421Yeah.
I will have sex with a woman this year. Manifestation. She will have huge boobies. I do not care about poker. My /mlp/ wife is waiting for me. We will be wedded at the con.
Never beating the normalfag allegations
>1,262 attendees for Mare Fair.>Not even 1/4 of that for /mlp/con, an online, free, board conventionMareFair sisters... Are we mostly offboarders?
I will have sex with a mare this year. Manifestation. She will have huge boobies. I do not care about poker. My /mlp/ wife is waiting for me. We will be wedded at the con.
>>43344555>sit on your computer all weekend watching a stream like a faggot
>>43344609Oof. Not beating the normalfag allegations with this one.
>43344539Go away offboarder. Take your 3dpd desires elsewhere.
>>433444214 dollars might be too much. A sticker usually costs 3, but 2-3 is fine.Trading would be a very good idea though. Collecting ribbons is always fun and you could get a fair amount of "free" stickers.
>>43344740Makes sense. They were pretty much 5 dollars across the board at my local cons so I was testing the waters. I don't wanna be a greedy fuck (even tho I am) but covering the cost of the ribbons is something I'd like at least. And yeah, I genuinely am a slut for ribbons and I know I'm not going to sell all 200 of these so giving an option to trade for stickers and ribbons or anything else is genuinely something I'd love.
stallion fair
>>43346253Shitposting is in the other thread
>Two concurrent threads getting dragged up and down the catalog with zero discussionAnd they say it isn't astroturfed
>>43346549Oh, thank goodness. I made sure to bump both of the threads at the exact same time so that you would see them!
>>43344421yea ill trade with you anon
whatever happened to the florida foalcon merch
I am gambling with these chips during the con and neither you nor Johnny Law can stop me
>>43348027>he fell for the obvious scam
>>43344555normalfag here. i have a job and am usually busy. popped in from time to time but i really don't like watching streams. no, i don't watch the anni stream either, unless if my favorite episodes are on.had to decide taking only a few days off this year, so i put all my pto on mare fair instead of some stream i'll just sit in front of a computer for.while i prefer not to interact with people irl mare fair is a bigger event so i decided to put most of my resources towards that instead.hope this helps!
>>43348330Never beating the offboarder normalfag allegations.
>>43348336Why should I? I don't care if anyone else thinks I'm a normalfag, I am one. Yes I like ponies. Yes I have a job instead of leeching off tax dollars. If that makes me a normalfag so be it
>>43348353>I don't careYet you seek validation by trying to brag about it on an anonymous forum. You do care about how others perceive you.
Just so you guys know, I'm NOT a normalfag. I HATE normalfags. Grrrr, they make me so mad!
>>43348368Correct, I do care about how others perceive me. Why not? Validation is good, it feels good so I want it. And if I don't get it then it's ok too.What I don't care about is if that makes me a normalfag, or if others think I am one.
>>43348387>I do not care>I want validation So which is it?
>>43348375Woah, that's so cool, bro. I'm ALSO not a normalfag. I ALSO hate normalfags. Grrr, normalfags also make ME so angry!
>>43348389I want validation from ponyfags because I identify with them for the past 15 years.I don't care if that makes me a normalfag.
>>43348394>I identify with themNo, you don't.
>purity spiralling but the spiral is towards staying inside and not having a job
>muh purity spiraling Only people with no actual rebuttal use that term. Learn to articulate yourself without relying on crutches like fallacies and buzzwords.
>>43348402Ok cool, good for you but I will not do what you will tell me. I will continue to identify as a horsefucker because i want to.
>>43348413>rebuttal>crutches>fallacies>buzzwordsNow say that again, but without any of these buzzwords
>>43348407>purity spiralling but the spiral is towards staying inside and not having a job>gets called out for normalfag behavior>doesn't purge said normalfags from threads/or calls them outHM.
>>43348421That's not how this works. I won the discussion, so I can use whatever words I please. It's your job as the incorrect party to formulate a cohesive argument for me to effortlessly shoot down.
How'd you enjoy /mlp/con, Strawb? Any favorite panels?
>>43348422Last I checked normalfag behavior isn't against the rules. You can keep seething about them but there is nothing you can do.
>>43348427>It's your jobFunny, I don't recall ever getting paid for such. I'll have to find HR and get this sorted out.
>>43348428Irrelevant >>43348430>Muh rulesIf you truly cared about that, you wouldn't be shilling mare fair or posting about your little ecelebs>>43348437>Pretending not to understand thingsDing
>>43348440>IrrelevantRude. Unless you didn't like any panels, which would be your prerogative.
>>43348440>REEE YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF ME REEEEWhy so serious?
>>43348453Hating things is serious business. I have no time for japes or tomfoolery.
>>43348457>I have no time for japes or tomfoolery.There's ALWAYS time for jape!
>>43348440Correct, I don't care about the rules. But it seems like you do. Why don't you apply to be a janny if you care about enforcing them? In the meantime, I will keep shilling and posting about ecelebs because I want to and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>43348516>Connigger is just here to shit up the boardIf I didn't already know that, I'd be shocked.
>>43348519>Abnormalfag loser is just here to keep seething and whining about itWonderful, keep doing that. You can scream and cry about normies but no matter what you do, these threads will keep on existing and making you seethe. So it has since before you dragged your sorry candy ass to this board, and so it shall be after you inevitably neck yourself for being a pathetic loser faggot. Normies like myself WILL keep posting on this board about conventions, eceleb nametags, and whatever we damn well please like we have done so since 2012. Sorry you're mad about this! (Not really)
>>43348535Amazing how one person not liking your con makes you this upset.
So, it's me again. Dude with the trains. How many, if any, of you would be able or want to bring a set if I submit for an Electric Train Meetup Panel?I'm going to SPC, so it'll probably be something I send in once I get back from that.
>>43344421id be down to buy
>>43348621horse train
>>43348390Hello bro I am Also Also not a normalfag and I also HATE normalfags. They make me double angry. GRR GRR
>>43348535I..I cant tell if youre falling for the bait or doing this on purpose. Why do you keep replying to a faggot who only posts here to derail the threads and ragebait?
>>43349149i have two of the horse cars
>>43340129there still tickets for ksc?
>>43340130Go on
>>43348621My nigga I can’t believe I’m saying this but bringing model trains to this convention might be the most autistic thing a person could do
>>43350050but i like watching the little trains go around
>>43350050Isn't that the point? To be as autistic as possible for one weekend so you can stand to be around the normal-friends?
Why do normies love pretending to be autists so much?
>>43350050
This happens at marefair, three fags share a bed and watch mlp together then have sex
is anyone needing anons to room share with
>>43348621Submit..bring as many as you want to show off but wont be devastated if somwthing happened to them during transit. Cars particularly valuable to you should be kept close to you imo.
>>43348621>train panel>pony convention
who still hasn't gotten their flights yet?
>>43344539i'll marry you Anon, but i'm not a woman
>necrobumping
Repostan hereConsidering setting up a renegade trip to Cocoa Beach. No rafts or anything like that.because I'm a poorfag. The plan would be to just hang out on the beach for a little bit and check out the bioluminescence. There may be light trespassing if whoever owns the beach wants to be a Jew. I'm considering Thursday evening after Cinemare night, but it is still up in the air at the moment. Is anyone interested? I can fit four other people in my vehicle if so.
Is there any chance an anon has second thoughts about their cinemare ticket and would consider selling it? I waited too long to get one, and the last unicorn is one of my favorite movies. I really want to see it on the big screen.
>>43352335Nobody cares nornalfag
>>43352340I guarantee I spend more time on this board than you do, faggot. Can't even spell normalfag correctly. Blow me.
>>43352342>I guarantee [HEADCANON]Objectively untrue. You go to conventions, ergo you don't use the board at all. You spend all your time in a discord server.
>>43352354You really have a rusty metal rod up your ass, don't you? Sorry you're going to die bitter, alone, and unfulfilled, anon. Not everyone here is a hopeless heap of shit.
>>43352298I can't commit to anything, but I'd be interested after the movie!
>>43344421that DEVO Mimosa speaks to me, take my money
>>43352373>No argument Conncession accepted. Stay mad nornalfag. You will never be a real fan of the show.
>>43352389Been a fan since 2010 but ok nigger. I'll make it to equestria at least. Fingers crossed you don't rope and revoke your ticket!!
>>43352394Conniggers don't go to Equestria.
>>43352397>implying you will
>>43352400Well yeah. I'm not a connigger. Hope this helps!
>>43352406
>>43352412Damn you're mad
"Connigger" is our word, but you can say "connigga"
>>43352406Objectively untrue. Conniggers post in convention threads.
>>43352441Conniggers can't win on their own merits. They need to lie and twist definitions to suit them and their agenda. Many such cases.
Man, it feels good not to fall for bait
>Everything I don't like is baitWhy are conniggers so narcissistic?
>>43352482>>Everything I don't like is baitThis, but unironically
>>43352482What's wrong with narcissism? Conniggerchads deserve to be narcissistic for not being such pathetic loser faggots like yourself
>>43352499I'm not a loser. I've won every single discussion I've ever had. Nice projection.
>>43352482Watch out, guys, morality police are here
>>43352464That's how you win arguments, fag. I suppose you wouldn't know since you've never won one.>>43352502>I-im not a loserYeah, you "win" discussions like a pussy because no one can "lose" a discussion.Meanwhile conniggerchads forego "discussion" since it's for limp wristed faggots. Instead they argue like real men and win
>>43352513Arguing is for wrong people like you. Everything I say is morally, objectively and demonstrably correct.
>>43352502>I've won every single discussion I've ever had.I want this on a shirt with anon filly wearing nerdy glasses
>>43352523And buck teeth? I'd buy that shirt and wear it around Mare Fair.
Its a good day to have a fetish for petty arguments
>>43351299well there would also be poniesidkwill probably do this next yearI forsee myself spending the next month fixing my shitass car so it survives the trip to florida instead of tinkering with old tubular track to make it function well enough not to need babysittingtubular is cheap but it's cheap for a reason
>>43352520"Discussions" are for cowardly gay faggots like yourself who are afraid of losing.Arguers face the trial of words like honorable men who are unafraid of losing in verbal combat.I'm sorry you have to hide behind "discussions" to cover your ass, it mustn't feel great to be a pathetic craven loser like yourself
>>43352548Counterpoint: you're wrong and gay and I hate you.
>>43352542It's a bad day to have a fetish for pictures of Strawberry
>>43352548I’m in fucking Heaven right now
>>43352552OMG, I love Strawberry!
>>43352552Just further proof that the real Strawberryfag never returned
>>43352558Strawberry loves you too little filly….
>>43352579dude I will respect you so much more if you speak in rhyme like this for the rest of this thread
>>43352580I don't care about your fraudulent connigger "respect".
Time to post this gold again Rip waspGODhttps://files.catbox.moe/exa5zd.mp4
>>43352579>Only posts Strawb after getting noticedYeah, man, sorry. You're just not him. Maybe try a different pony. You know, differentiate yourself a little. How about Rolling Thunder? She's an underrated cutie, imho. You could even do an aussie accent for your posts!
>>43352599Shut up connigger
Should Strawberry be considered an unofficial mascot at this point? I dare to say there are more pics of her in the MF threads than of the actual mascots.
>>43352626where is the art of strawberry being spitroasted by the mascot mareflares
>>43352610>4chinz timestampSwing and a miss, ya cheeky lil wombat!
>>43352641I randomize all my filenames. But you already knew that.
>>43352646>But you already knew that.Now you're seein ghosts, mate. One too many huffs o' the ol' petrol, ay?
Connigger pretending not to understand things yet again. Truly I am shocked.
>>43352658>Truly I am shocked.No suprise there, cunt. Everypony's gettin shocked when they get rolled ova by Rolling Thunder!
Sorry to interrupt the argument, but wanted to get some input from any locals or guys that have been in the area before. Since I'm planning a longer, full week stay I wanted to know if there are any particularly good food places to check out while down there. I know there's plenty of cheap-o slop and slop-adjacent places (really hope that Cici's is still open by then) but if there's any local spots or fresh made stuff on offer I'd like to know
>>43352748Susuru is right down the street and their drinks come with a Godzilla toy :)
Withered foxy here, who’s into underwear pissing? I love mares and pissing, so if anyone wants to have a friend group so that we’ll all be safe in solidarity, yuknow. Just look for withered foxy. Thats the name, dont wear it out! Haha! I love pee!!!! Pee pee pony!!!! Daiper check on the thread!!!
>>43352753>Rolling Thunder brainbroke the Strawb imposter
>>43352750Go to player 1 its better because it has lots of vidya games 1v1 me marvel vs capcom faggot
>>43352610>Not a single cumstainWow, you really are a faggot
>>43352755Well withered foxy ama I don’t think they have food there
>>43352754Yarr…. Who be that….I be just a fox who loves himself some pee pee…. So much for the tolerant left….
>>43352763YARRR!!!! KILL YOURSELF WEABOO FAGGOT!!!!!!!!! WE’RE MEETING AT PLAYER ONE!!!! MARES AND VIDYA!!!!!EVERYONE TELL THIS FAGGOT TO END THEIR LIFE!!! YARRRRRR!!!!
>>43352772Honestly I don’t know why I keep coming here expecting anything other than this
>>43352774Yarr…. Im sorry friend… *pats your head with my claw* lets be making peace and such— *a horse licks my hand* heh, woah there, easy girl…
>>43352754>>43352698Why would you do this, Rolling Thunder? We had a good thing going, you son of a bitch! We were derailing threads, we were getting called conniggers! You could've shut your mouth and just taken the bait like the rest of us, but no! You had to give in to your pride and your ego!
>>43352652>>43352753>>43352765>
>>43352786YARRRRRRRRR WHO BE GIVIN ME (YOU)s????I WANNA TALK ABOUT MARE FAIR!!!! CEASE YER BLABBIN PISS KNIGHT
>>43352547>will probably do this next yearwould you at least bring one train this year? it would be nice to put fillies on it
>>43352800
>>43352753Strawberryfag?
Ksc signup? No link on schedule
>>43353235they are 027 so it would have to be smol fillies but I do have gondolas and flatcars
>>43352748Got sick last time so didn't try much good food. But I've heard southern BBQ is supposed to be very good.
Conniggers really are the worst posters on the board
>>43353967I try my best.
>>43353967Did ya get ova me already, cunt?
To that one asshole that tries to snuff out the embers of the campfire-FUCK YOU!!