>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!• Much, much more!>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:https://ponepaste.org/5398>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555>Link to OP:https://ponepaste.org/5397
>>43340659Cute Floorb
Fat stinky larpneet chudmare has blessed and is guarding this thread from intruders. Carry on as usual, NEETizens.
>>43340659Floorb is so rapeable
ayyyyy neet thread is back.
>>43340678Did you at least draw it this time?
>>43340852
Shockingly there are no cockroaches in NEETmare homes and that'd because the stench of their farts kills anything smaller than a large dog. There horrific body odor also kills on contact.
This thread is off to a great start
I love you Dottie
>>43341518>Nice cosplay, Floorb! >..cosplay?
>>43341549Shrink the buck teeth a little, but otherwise cute
>>43342401How else is she going to bite you in your sleep?
ok
>>43342404I'd be more worried about getting bitten during other activities with front teeth like those
>>43341549Bully the neets!
>>43341507Wow.I fucking hate your headcanon.
>>43343121Fantastic to hear! That means I'll have to spam it.
>>43343121I like it. Wearing a hazmat suit with your neet waifu to not get your sinuses burned
I want to clean and cook for NEETmares and manage their NEETbux like a boarding house landlady.
>>43340659>Misfit Pone threadMisfits pone thread?
>>43343131Weak. Embrace the stench.
>>43343217Cute neets
>>43340659The hospice treatment.Tree hugger trots through the cobblestone streets of Ponyville.Her saddlebag jump with joy hitting her frame with soft thumps to the rhythm of the far away melody that bounces through the buildings.She waves at many smiling ponies. Some of them gardening; some of them flying; some of them lost in their routine only seen through a window.She crosses the north bridge, a small cobblestone structure covered in moss. The entrance to the ‘Silent’ neighborhood.Her saddlebag jump with joy, hitting her frame with soft thumps to the rhythm of her own hoof steps.She glances at the closed windows, the unkempt gardens, and a boarded-up door.She stops, and sits down. From her saddlebag, she produces a scroll, with a rough drawing of the neighborhood, and a pen. She draws an X where the boarded-up house would be.She walks-up to a door, and knocks three times. “Special delivery! Anyone home?” Minutes pass, and she knocks a few more times. “Helloooo, anyone homeeee?”By the third time, she draws a question mark where the house would be, and proceeds to the next one.--- - - 1 - - --->Floor just finished a whole teapot’s worth of special milk-tea when your roommate walks-in>She smiles as the massive frame of this biped holds onto the doorframe, and crouches not to hit his forehead>“You’re learning!”, Floor exclaims with joy. Anon fires her an indignant glance. Then sits by the table, slumped forward, palms covering his eyes.>She leans forward, playfully raising a hoof that never quite reaches him “Aww, fucked-up the job thing again?”>Anon sighs and drops his hands on the table “I just don’t know what to do anymore, Floor…”>Floor leans back on the chair, rolling her eyes.>” Everyone is trying to help, but… I’m just no good. Earth ponies make plants grow crazy fast, unicorns can do things I can’t dream of doing with my hands, and pegasi literally fly…”>Floor serves him a cup of tea. “Maybe you’re just a blank flank, Anon”>He stares. “I’m not a pony”>She shrugs. “Yet here you are.”>He looks away.>You scoot the teacup across the table. “You know; Misty hasn’t been online for a few days now… We need a new healer…”>Anon suddenly stands up, startling floor. “I don’t have time for games.” He announces, storming out of the room.>Floor is left wide-eyed, in silence.>The door bursts open in the other room.>A thump, then a laugh. The sound of talking. >Anon walks back into the kitchen, and throws a paper bag over the counter without saying a word.>He leaves in silence, and locks the door behind him.>Floor gets up, and grabs the paper bag. She stores it somewhere, and walks back to her room.>She has many daily quests to do today.
>>43343673Tree hugger trots through the unkempt streets of the Silent neighborhood.Her saddlebag jump with joy, hitting her frame with soft thumps to the rhythm of her own hoof steps.She glances at the newly boarded-up door. She draws an ‘X’ on her scroll, on top of the question mark.>The house is filled with Floor’s howls of pain, interrupted only by her shallowing yet another cup of special milk tea.>Anon meekly walks into the room “Floor…”>” She was just a filly!” She spits out, crumbling into a sobbing, wet mumbling mess.>Anon sits beside her, hugging her. She does not react.>He pets her mane. She cries heartlessly.--- - - 3 - - ---Floor trots through the unkempt corridors of the house.She carries a paper bag in her mouth, it jumps to the rhythm of her hoof steps.She knocks three time’s on Anon’s door.From which he emerges, with bags under his eyes.He smiles at the sight of the paper bag. Floor smiles back.They head back to the kitchen, to boil some tea.It’s a long day ahead, they have many daily quests to do today.Anon is still leveling-up his character, the new healer for the party.
It's like every time I write, it turns out depressing.Then I just rush it and give up.
>>43343677I do enjoy me a good angst green every so often you should post one
>>43341109>Goldie socks>tuft
Which NEET is most likely to have villain arc, and what would be their villainous plot?
Poor Taku.
>>43341109I want those socks.
>>43343869It’s pretty good
I NEED CUTE NEETMARES CAMPED OUT AT MY HOUSE WAITING FOR MCDONALDS AND MICROWAVE PIZZAS
>>43344463Floorb' develops a motivated alter-ego named Floor B. Wonderful and her villainous plot is to find gainful employment.OooOoOoH!!!
>>43346234I wish
>Hello my neighborhood NEET mares! Today's adventure is...
>>43347341Ribbons ain’t sad enough
>>43348273
>>43343065why mare so anorexic
>>43349110Vanity.
>>43348273DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!
While Stacy mares spend all their time thinking about makeup and cheerleading and social engagements...We NEET mares spend all of our time thinking about SEX!
>>43349475~Do you practice it, like at all?~~You ain't ever gonna be any good, if you never practice it~
>>43348273"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Your mom is hitting on me again!">"Just ignore her, Anon... and don´t forget that popcorn in the kitchen!"
>>43349594Ignore her? Why would I ever do that?!
>>43349605to have more time to game with Dot, duh
>>43349542
>>43349611...Oyakodon?
>>43349542What's her name? I need to know for reasons.
>>43349636It's Jessi-ka (the '-' is important).
>>43349641What - is for? (Please no innuendos.)
>>43349646Well, you see... It is part of her name...
>>43349652Sexy horses just put random punctuation marks in their names for fun? It's no wonder they look so satisfied all the time. From now on, I'm legally A&n⟂o⊸n؇y*m𝄮o⊧u⊎S.
>>43349664Damn... You gonna get a lot of dick with a name like that...
>10
>>43349641Thanks. The name makes me think of Jecka from Class of 09, and I feel like a ponyified version of that game would easily have Jessi-ka in that kind of role.
>>43348273She is insatiable
Imagine through a series of unlikely events, Floorb gets knocked up by a famous stallion, like Prince Blueblood, Fancy Pants, or heck, for extra drama, Shining Armor.What do you think the fallout would be?
>>43351396I don’t know if anyone would believe her, but aside from Blueblood they would probably at least try to help her take care of the foal
>>43351396Secret abortion + NDA + hush money that Floorb happily accepts (not having anyone to represent her or guide her through the process) that lets her continue neeting.Then, at some later even when she has other neets over (or visits them, more likely), she gets drunk and blurts it out, but nobody takes her seriously.
>>43350856anon's hips can only take so much abuse, she needs to have mercy
>>43351425>Secret abortionDoubt those are allowed on Equestrian soil.I could see Blueblood still wanting her to get one, but because they aren't available in Equestria, she needs to go to a different land all together.Maybe Zebrica or Minos. Blueblood is an asshole, but he's still a pony, so he won't do something like have Floorb killed or otherwise try to destroy her to save himself, and he respects Celestia too much to try and have the abortion occur within her borders.Thus he either takes her himself or sends her with a personal guard or assistant to have it done.I could see the plot being Floorb originally agree with this, scared of being a mother, but as the journey goes on and she has more time to think about it, she starts to change her mind.Maybe during the journey, she and whoever is accompanying her start to fall in love and decide to elope and keep the foal.
seven
>>43351980I'm sure you can just go to Zecora and get some totally illicit folk remedy to induce an abortion, like that stuff the whores would drink in Game of Thrones
>>43351425Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just sat down
>>43349475>>43349542>Stacy: not interested in me very self absorbed>Floorb: "What's direct sunlight like?">Stacy: selfish lover not very giving>Floorb: "YES! Just like in my neighponese adult videos!">Stacy: doesn't like anything I wear>Floorb: "We can't BOTH wear the same marvel screen t-shirt again..."
What ever happened to that anon who was drawing Dot porn in the last NEETs thread?
>>43354146A very good question, because I definitely want more Dot lewds.
>>43354146I think that was Lockheart, but who knows how long it’ll be before that gets posted
>>43354146>>43354307>>43354324it's done, gonna be posting it pretty soon
>>43354479Dot'll suck your dick if you post it now!
>>43354479Awesome
>>43340659I was wondering when this pic would turn up in one of these threads. I love it so much. It’s even better having the actual dakimakura in the picture.
