>"All alone on a Friday night? Golly, you're pathetic."
>>43342691Yes
>>43342691How about you suck my gosh-golly-dogon-dick! I got important adult shit to do!
Not anymore, now that you showed up :)
>>43342691>All alone on a F-
>>43342721>dogonAnon... Nonny... Anonymoose... Nonnykins...
>>43342691I'm gonna watch some kinoslop on Tubi tonight. Fuck yeah.
>>43342750>DagonCahf ah nafl mglw'nafh hh' ahor syha'h ah'legeth, ng llll or'azath syha'hnahh n'ghftephai n'gha ahornah ah'mglw'nafh
>>43342759this is how you summon the golly. beware, do not call up that which you cannot put down
>>43342691I love you, Cozy Glow.
>>43342984Lil' ol' me? Golly!
golly plz
>>43342980I'm sorry I couldn't respond sooner, there are currently over 80 Golly-tier abominations hiding in my walls and keep stealing all my crescent rolls when I try to post anything.
>>43343036Well, you've got me convinced!
The clock strikes twelve, the work is done,Friday night has just begun.You lock the doors, you kill the light,To safely sleep the whole dark night.But in the hall, a floorboard groans,A sound that chills you to your bones.You turn around and catch your breath—The house is still and cold as death.Two red eyes peer through the dark,Without a sound, without a bark.You thought you were alone inside,Now there's no other place to hide.For Friday night brings something more,A creak so softly from your door.
>>43342691
>>43342691Remember, when you post alone, you post with Hitler
>>43342691GOLLYTA UUUOOOOHHHH
>>43342691Whoops almost missed you that time!
>>43343386THANKS FOR ALWAYS HAVING MY BACK, HITLER! :D
>>43343322>Anon swore to Princess Twilight that he had a sure fired method of redeeming Cozy Glow.>Of "Correcting her" he had said.>He didn't go into specifics, but Twilight was willing to let him have a shot if it meant she could get out of having the guilty conscious of sending a foal to Tartarus.>What pursued behind closed doors was the repeated administration of "Correction" to one bratty filly until all thoughts of Equestrian conquest were driven from her mind.>Anon had originally assumed the threat of further "Correction" would have sufficed in halting any more criminal activity from Cozy Glow, but things didn't quite work out that way.>In fact, the filly grew to crave the rough treatment of her right little plot, and instead made demands.>Either Anon continued to "Correct" her routinely from here on out, or she'd go right back to her villainous ways.>Anon shrugged at this, considering a win a win.>She no longer causes trouble for the state, and he gets himself a little nympho GF.>he never spent another Friday night alone after that.
>>43344262I can't believe "correction" didn't work.what do you even do then? incorrection?
>>43344784Inquisition
>>43344784I guess corruption.
Well that was horrible...Alexa! Rape me until I bleed out of every orifice of my body.Alexa: Now playing Modern Talking by Brother Louie
>>43343501based golly-puncher!!!
>>43342691>Little Golly Bitch, I'm alone every night, damn haven't gone out for over a decade now>What's it to you, You gonna invite me out you judgmental jailbait?>I dare you to make me feel anything other than regret or loneliness!
>>43344262>the guilty consciousit's "conscience". Pick up a fucking book from time to time.
>>43345139Who gives a shit it's the internet it's all meaningless anyways
>>43342691Bad filly
I LOVE COZY GLOW STOP TALKING BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PONY!!!I don't watch MLP btw. Its gay
>>43345353Gollytranny...
>>43345355>trannyI hate tranniesI hate niggersI hate jeetsI hate kikesI like this funny pink horse The mlp show was a psyop
>>43345363>I like this funny pink horseSounds like you fell for the psyop
>>43345366>hehehe ill project to feel myself less inferior Not watching the show.
>>43345402Okay. You still fell for it. Do you really think liking one part of a psyop is safe?
>>43345363Get off the internet, Posey.
>>43345146I'm sure you meant "meeneeless"
>>43345353ur gay + meds
>>43342691where do you think you are going you little shit?
>>43347727>Bumping threads all night long? Golly, don't you have a job to get up to?
