Jumbo Don is the one and only pony who be your very best friend any day and will hike the seven seas to visit you as a true friend. If you ever feel lonely then Jumbo Don will come to the rescue and make you smile. Equestria needs a hero and that hero is Jumbo Don!
I LOVE JUMBO DON!!!
yay jumbo don is back
>>43345984how is this thread still not /trash/ed? I'm pretty sure "one guy bumping a thread about nothing" is /trash/ materialhell, "official pony thread" on /trash/ is pretty much the same
>>43346006How dare you accuse Jumbo Don of being /trash/ thread material!
>>43346240I'm pretty sure you've posted more about literally who that anyone in the past ten fucking years
husband material
>>43346006because this board is shit and the mods are fags
yeah I like dumbo jon too+1
I’m positively pleased to see the most handsome stallion is back! Would you care for a special little welcome back gift, darling?
>>43345984> If you ever feel lonelyIf I feel lonely then I just load AI and generate some stories in Alternate Equestria setting.>>43346498This.
HI JUMBO DON!!!!
i made some sandcastles with Jumbo Don. very cool
Jumbo Don came over to my house when it was my birthday and got me the best gift ever!
This cake is mighty tasty, Jumbo Don! Good work on making it!
Have a look at this jumbo don i think its crazy whats inside
Teach me about the ponies in ponyville, Jumbo Don.
Oh joy, Jumbo Don has came to my fabolous carousel boutique! It is great honor to see you!
tuck me in to sleep jumbo don im sleepy
I feel the sunshine on my faceIts so greatSo much snowpityDon't you think the same Jumbo Don?
I want to bake a delicious pie for Jumbo Don!
Jumbo Don, This apple is so good! Thanks for giving me the great tastin' apple!
lets build something cool jumbo don
Jumbo Don kept me company at work!
How ya' doin in this fine weather, Jumbo Don? It's great in Ponyville!
>>43355555Checked and kek'ed! What a fine post, it even made me giggle a little bit! Oh ho ho! Not a lot, not a middle amount, just a little bit, but they were good giggles indeed! Keep up the good work, my friend!
>>43355576Holy shit, Jumbo Don replied to Pinkie Pie!
>>43355576JUMBO DON ITT PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP!
Neigh, I come to see Jumbo Don! He must see my fine moon!
Jumbo Don made some very tasty bakery goods! All tasty.
Jumbo Don makes my dong jumbo
Jumbo Don makes me feel good.
WHAT MUSIC DO YE' LIKE JUMBO DON I WANT TO KNOWWW!
I'm really feeling it, Jumbo Don!
me and jumbo don went to visit canterlot and it was very pleasant seeing all the posh mares
Yeehaw, Jumbo Don! Let's get back to Sweet Apple Acres!
A bump for the Don
Jumbo Don! Have you read this book about Princess Celestia's greed for cakes? No wonder why her butt is so fat!
>>43361066That's crazy, you hearin' this jumbo don???
John PMV, who is NOT a friend of mine, jumped through my window and told me my ankles look Norwegian. I cried for hours, and because I didn't want to waste bullets I was seriously considering suicide. But then Jumbo Don, my hero, came over and took me colossal bear hunting so I wouldn't waste the bullet, and gave me these beautiful luxurious socks to cover up my hideous ankles. I love Jumbo Don so much. If he ran for port commissioner, I would vote for him 57 times. Jumbo Don, unlike John PMV, IS a friend of mine, and in conclusion, the real Jumbo is the Don along the way.
jumbo don and me went to the soda stall to get a some soda from the cute mare at the stall. it was nice.
>>43361660>and told me my ankles look NorwegianErm, horses don't have ankles, you fucking GRIFFON
Me, Jumbo Don and a few ponies climbed the tallest hill in Equestria. It's very chilly but cool since we can see Canterlot in the distance
BEEP BOOP. JUMBO DON DETECTED. HOW ARE YOU JUMBO YOUR DONNING TODAY?
Lets read some books together Jumbo Don
The great and powerful Trixie needs some help from Jumbo Don to get this Great and Powerful hat off me!
>>43364271epic trixie fails... save teh dayz jumbo don so trixie can see lolz
Jumbo Don's global fanclub has just reached 1 billion members!
o-oh my its jumbo don! yay!
I run for many long miles for Jumbo Don.
I DANCE FOR JUMBO DON!
Oh. my. God. It's Jumbo Don! I am excited to have you here at my rave parties!
i saw jumbo don at the jumbo store buying jumbo food for a jumbo pony and i thought wow thats really jumbotastic.
Jumbo Don visited canterlot castle today and saw the Princesses.
help me jumbo don im stuck on the ceiling
>>43370237WTF save Lyra this instant Jumbo Don!!! SHE IS STUCK!!! AHHH!!!!
Jumbo don im hungry can I have some food plz
Hey Jumbo Don, do I look emo?
Whoa i'm so rich now after Jumbo Don told me the secret way to get a lot of bits, yeaaaah!
>>43370237How'd you get to St. Petersburg Lyra?
>>43373147I was going to meet Jumbo Don in St. Ponysburg with a big surprise but I screwed up a bit and the surprised happened before he even arrived, isn't that a oopsie moment?!
jumbo don!!!
Look at us spin, Jumbo Don! Wheeeeee!
I think a lot of things and Jumbo Don gave me more ideas.
May I have some hayburgers, Jumbo Don? Hayburgers run the backbone of the Equestrian nation with me around.
jumbo don save us g6 doesnt look so good
I want a pie Jumbo Don. Give me the pie.
Want a banana, Jumbo Don? It's good for your BONES!
The great hero of Equestria, Jumbo Don saved us from the horrors within the Everfree forest from attacking ponyvile! Yipeee!
Did you see what was announced for G6, Jumbo Don? The horrors, oh the horrors...
>>43385798Jumbo Don needs to save us from G6 this instant and improve it with his presence!
Will you be appearing in G6, Jumbo Don?
>>43386932Yes he will! I saw him personally in the first episode!
>>43387294Yipee! I am excited for G6 now as it has Jumbo Don.
>>43388198same, you got my interest with the news.
I jumbo my dons very much
>>43390338I'd suck his nuts
>>43390344He sells nuts in ponyville market? I'd buy some.
Look at mah muffin costume, Jumbo Don!
>>43392569come on jumbo don meet the muffin mare
I met Jumbo Don at the Ponyville Sauna, quite warm.
>>43393399I'm so impressed that Jumbo Don gave you these dubdubs of warmness. He's such a giving stallion.
>>43345984Is there JD cloo
Jumbo Don! I'm so super duper hungry so could you give me that cake, pleeeease?
rara jumbo don rara
>>43394821Bit too close there to Jumbo Don, Miss Mare!
Light the way for me, Jumbo Don!
I'm really feeling the sky, Jumbo Don.
we must spin to win jumbo don keep on spinning
>>43396593Wow Octavia's rotating, isn't that funny Jumbo Don?
jumbo don is my friend
>>43397718Mine as well!
Omg hi Jumbo Don!!!
>>43398917rainbowshine and jumbo don :D
LETS GO CRAZY FOR JUMBO DON!
Thoughts in my mind for jumbo don as he is in my mind
You've been hit by a smooth mare, Jumbo Don.
>>43401162hee hee
Don't go any closer, I'll bite! You know that, Jumbo Don! I'm nuts.
>>43402528ARGHH HELP ME JUMBO DON SHE'S BITING ME TO DEAH NOOOO
i drank with jumbo don at the canterlot bar
>>43403662I could go for a drink as well with the big guy.
Jumbo Don just told me a good bedtime story and I am now sleeping well, thanks to Jumbo Don's good bedtime stories.
>>43345984Let's bake a cake for Celestia, Jumbo Don!
oh i get it, hes named after the jumbotron
>>43405642Wow! I learned something new today, Jumbo Don!
Jumbo Don helped me build a cool castle that could challenge the very Canterlot Castle itself!
>>43405642Huh, neat.
Help me Jumbo Don...
>>43408120gosh fausticorn seems sad come on jumbo don help the wee gal out
You got to "Think. Create." just like Jumbo Don!
>>43408120Please Jumbo Don. Please make mommy happy again
That's a pretty good joke you made Jumbo Don, I really laughed a lot!
>>43345984I know what you did to the cutie mark crusaders jumbo don. Scootaloo hasn't even healed up properly yet.... Everyone fucking knows it. It was you. They identified you but due to a corrupt legal system you are free. In horse hell you will be punished
>>43410012this is not true jumbo don is innocent!!!
Jumbo Don hears me.
>>43411357I hear Jumbo Don whispering sweet nothings into my ear.
Now that's 20% cooler, Jumbo Don.
Jumbo Don made me a birthday cake :D
Jumbo Don saved me in court, he's a really good lawyer!
MY EYES ARE VERY SPECIAL JUMBO DON
Rock my world, Jumbo Don! I need excitement.
>>43413614is pinkie pie okay jumbo don im scared
Jumbo Don was the best man at my weddingHe's so wholesome and humble
Beep boop, Jumbo Don, Beep Boop.
I lost my robot! Have you seen her, Jumbo Don?
hi there jumbo don its nice to see you yay
Let's get groovy, Jumbo Don! I'm moving my body to the left and to the right with this jam!
JUMBO DON!!!
Hey Jumbo Don! Look how hard I can squish my own head!
>>43417336lol look at her head jumbo don
HI JUMBO DON! DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH?
>>43417336I squished Dash's head. Jumbo don yes it was me.
>>43418949How could you?
>>43419659I'm evil and Jumbo Don can only stop my evil deeds.
Y'see, this is my ultimate project Jumbo Don. No more will those city slickers call me a background pony no' more!
>>43420593Who is this background mare, Jumbo Don? I am not knowledged in those who are in the back of the ground in the show.
>>43420994probably Apple Don.
TONIGHT... YOU. JUMBO DON.
I played some vidya with jumbo don and hes pretty good at games wow
75% of this thread is one person.
Have some tea, Jumbo Don.
>>43423176Give me some as well so I can tell some crazy things to this jumbo don guy.
I saw Jumbo Don in Trottingham, he must've met Octavia there.
Ow' ye' doin' Jumbo Don? Fancy meeting you here an' all of that.
jumbo don what's the best place in equestria?
I made a pie for you, Jumbo Don!
>>43426834Give me a pie as well pinkie pie
does my mane look okay jumbo don
Let's play some pony golf in the Canterlot golf field, Jumbo Don.
JUMBOOOOO DON! RAINBOW DASH!
Jumbo Don made me a very tall house in ponyville so I can live closed to the mane 6
We must think, Jumbo Don! It helps to make us smarter!
My little store i canterlot was failing until Jumbo Don stepped in and no we are so back!
I too Jumbo Don when I see a cute mare.
Bzz bzz, like my bee costume Jumbo Don?
>>43431843HOLY MOLY LOOK AT THIS GIANT BEE JUMBO DON WOWOWOW
Jumbo Don is my hero, he saved my luna pussy soda from falling onto the floor and spilling!
Come to mah sweet apple arces we got nice apples you can get first Jumbo Don!
Yeehaw, Jumbo Don came to Appleloosa for a visit!
In my faintest dreams, I see him. Jumbo Don. He comes like Luna.
Lets have a blinking contest Jumbo Don!!!
We all Jumbo Don down here.
im bitcrushed to 2kb jumbo don
Jumbo Don cooked me a pizza from the finest ponyville farm ingredients, it-sa very tasty!
>>43435686We need to give more bits to Twilight Sparkle, Jumbo Don! We can see the pixels!!!
jumbo don is at my door and soon yours
>>43437182Hope he'll join my cool party if so.
Wheeee! Look at all of these sunflowers, Jumbo Don!
JUMBO DON!!! CAN I SEE YOU JUMBO DON PLEASEEEEE
Do you feel it, Jumbo Don? The sense.
jumbo don beat me at texas hold 'em and now im broke :(
>>43440245Skill issue, I won against Jumbo Don.
IM FALLIN IN MAH BED, JUMBO DON! YEEEHAAAAAAW!
the trees are talking jumbo don I think one was called fluttershy... it creeps me.....
You see the waves? Jumbo Don? There's a mare making them. Crazy, right?
Jumbo Don save us. We need a hero.
How does the great and powerful Trixie type on a computer, Jumbo Don? It is so perplexing!
JUUUUUMBOOO DOOON how are you?
I played some Super Mario World with Jumbo Don. Just wanted to let you know.
Adventure awaits, Jumbo Don!
>>43345984Jumbo Don I left the oven on again...
>>43445623Are you okay, Twilight? Does Jumbo Don need to bring some water to take out the fire?
The time ticks, Jumbo Don.
Hey Jumbo Don! Do you know where I lost my bit? It fell onto the floor in canterlot and vanished quickly.
Yeah I like Dumbo Jon too haha
Want some oats, Jumbo Don? I got loads back home!
anything for jumbo don.
Yo Jumbo Don, come here! Pinkie Pie just invited us to the Canterlot Mega party. It's gonna be so radical.
Give me a idea, Jumbo Don. I'm writing something so I can get my own cutie mark.
im building things with jumbo don
Jumbo Don ur the best!
>>43450666JUMBO DON DARLING WATCH OUT IT'S SATAN!
>>43451015oh fug DDD:
Come on and lie down with me, Jumbo Don! It must get tiring doing all of that stuff.
I'm rolling with Jumbo Don.
I was at the beach lookin' at some cute mares and Jumbo Don sat down with me and we talked about how cute mares are, so it was all great.
She's right behind me doing silly things right, Jumbo Don?
jumbo donjumbo donI can sensethe jumbo of dons
>>43454149Yup. Jumbo Din sees it too.
Interesting...
I want to come inside Jumbo Don's house
tell me secrets jumbo don.
>>43345984I'd have some Jumbo dons.
Do I look like what they call animese, Jumbo Don? I think it's pretty Animayish.
I read a book with Jumbo Don. It was Darling Do's best book ever!
Everything is fine Jumbo Don just don't look at the fire burning down ponyville its just magic and nothing else or damaging...
Jumbo Don, serenade me to sleep!
I was stuck in a foggy town full of monsters and people eating PIZZA but thankfully Jumbo Don saved me and now im safe.
Look at the great and powerful Trixie go, Jumbo Don! Isn't Trixie the best dancer?
sometimes I wonder how mentally ill one has to be to samefag like that
I understand Jumbo Don now.
>>43464339Wow! Trixie!
Well I'll be darned, come right in Jumbo Don!
I giggled
I'm feeling the Jumbo... I'm feeling the Dons. combine them both and you get Jumbo Don.
I'm too cool for Ponyville, Jumbo Don. I need to fancy my tancy.
im at the wonderbolts with jumbo don watching rainbow dash as she is best pony
Neigh! Thy cookie is wondertul. Thy thank Jumbo Don!
Jumbo Don is my pillar of strength.
Come to me Jumbo Don.
My my. Isn't that spicy, Jumbo Don.
Jumbo Don can you introduce me to Twilight Sparkle pleaseee
WHY HELLO JUMBO DON I WAS AT THE MANEHATTAN SHOPPING MALL AND I SAW A PONY ON A POSTER THAT KIND OF LOOKED LIKE YOU. JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW.
You forgot to bump this with the other shitpost threads.
ah it's time
So Jumbo Don, blah blah blah... blah... blah... Did you get all of that?
Have you heard of the Muffin Pony, Jumbo Don?