I can see why earth horses outnumber horned horses. The former are proper housewife material and the latter are unhinged thanks to magic.
>>43348658Just go for unicorns that are shit at magic and excel at more earthly tasks.
>>43348723I love her!
>>43348741You look like this?
>>43348658That's why pegasi are the best
>>43348658Starlight is just mentally sick. Strangley the show never has any of her so called friends address this.
>>43348764>constant estrusenjoy your foals
>>43348859downsides?
>>43348658ok, so?
>>43348772Hey she's not sick she's just misunderstood.
>>43349069>Twilight Sparkle, Trixie, and Maud are all taken by SunburstGuess that leaves Glimmy for me!
>>43349197You're taken by Sunburst too
>>43349201>everyone is taken by Sunburst but Glimmergrim
>>43349201With Glimmy's permission I can form a herd with her as the alpha mare. I'll break Sunburst's bussy so that my semen gets absorbed into his balls, so when he fucks Twilight it will be my cum impregnating Twilight.
>>43348772It's just because the m6 are even sicker than she is. Until the m6 are addressed first, there's no point.
>>43348658It's actually the earth ponies who are more unhinged.Unicorns might be more emotional like Starlight who was sexually frustrated because she lost her coltfriend. But earth ponies are simply born crazy and they generally have the most degenerate fetishes like incest.
>>43349069Any twifags want to comment how they feel about Sunburst cucking them out of their waifu?
>>43349253at least he isn't weird al yankovic like the ponkfags got
>>43349253Twifags oughta be smart enough to claim that the mid-seasons aren't canon
>>43349249>Unicorns might be more emotional like Starlight who was sexually frustrated because she lost her coltfriend.Do people honestly believe that someone will just go insane if they aren't having sex all the time?
>>43349943This isn't just "someone", nonny. It's a unicorn. Unicorns are batshit insane. Never go full unicorn.
>>43349943Women do.
Sugar Belle was the ideal housewife though, and she was a unicorn.
>>43348745Where did you find this picture of me? Delet.
>>43349943The Pinkie picture is based on an incel that went insane. It's unironically a real possibility.
>>43350534Reminder that women cannot even go for a month without sex without going insane. I think we're doing pretty well.
Pear Butter will kill you with a kick, swift and painless. Starlight will flay your skin while youre alive, millisecond by millisecond with magic while grinning sadistically.
Pear Butter will commit double homocide and leave her children behind. Starlight will turn you into a permanent house husband to take care of every foal you make together.
Pear Butter would... well, i'm not sure actually. Starlight will uh... she'll uh... ah forget it...
>>43349253Straight up sobbing rn, frfr.>>43349258Yeah.
