>Today we have a special lesson to go over class. Anon is going to help me to showcase and explain to you the dynamic between predator and prey. Anon be a dear and take this fake, rubber spear oh be a dear and remove all your clothes. Now chase me as fast and as far as you can. I hope you can keep up with me class because humans are predators. Lets see if he can catch me and take me as his prey using his methods of pursuit!
>>43348939>I'm talking to Anon the human, not to you, uninteresting random pony!
>>43348935Chasing a pony around like you're going to eat them would probably be fun as fuck
could've been a nice thread
>>43348939>>43348948stay mad :)
>>43348935You do know that humans are apex predators because we can throw spears, right? Why would I even start chasing you?
>>43348935>predator in question
>>43349003back
>>43349003
Mating press Cheerilee.
Just know that Cheerilee is going to die alone and foalless while Big Mac pumps his Sweet Apple Seed into some random communist mare that nobody fucking asked for
>>43350785>Just know that Cheerilee is going to die alone and foallessThere is no way I would let that happen
>>43348935where's Linky when you need her?
>>43350785>foallessShe's surrounded by foals every day, I doubt she still cares.
Horses have comparable stamina management to humans. They also sweat to cool off like humans and have a similar amount of bones to humans, off by one I think.
>>43348935I'm going to Equestria as a pony.
>>43352105Yeah, a hoomin can run down an antelope because of our superior heat-shedding ability but horses have that too. Only way Anon is eating horse is if he & the tribe run them off a cliff.Early horse cultures like the Yamnaya probably refined this into corralling them for food and then one crazy SOB tried to ride one, probably on a drunk dare.
>>43350813Correct, she has plenty of foals to 'play' with, no need to go through the trouble of making her own
>>43348935>But miss Cheerilee, i'm a SEXUAL predator...>I'm still going to chase you!
>>43352743Early humans made deathpits all the time and had strategies to lure or bait prey into the trap's direction. It usually required atleast 3 humans to do this.
>>43349003kek
>>43352115trannies go to hell instead
>>43353727Yeah HiEtrannies go to hell as Equestria is pony only.
>>43348935>anon, excited to share his knowledge, strips down to his undies while explaining all the evolutive traits that he can remember>"[...]and each of these billions of pores allow me to sweat and cool down more efffectivelly, now you may also worry about the radiation but through a process we call "tanning" my cells can adapt to solar irradiance in matter of days before it could become a problem, then there's also[...]">her face when anon raptures every filly's and passersb's attention over the course of an hour while giving detailed explanations behind every threat and response developed by his species
>>43353731Mindbroken by AiEryans.
