It's so sad that the snow ponies all died of heatstroke. I really liked them
>>43351008Just put them in the fridge and they'll recover.
>>43351008STEALTH SNOWPONY GENERAL
Since this might be a good place to ask:Quite a while ago I saw a YT video of someone putting a snow pony plush into liquid nitrogen. Last time I was looking for it I couldn't find it, does anyone here have the link?
>>43351008Don't worry, I'm currently breeding new ones for the coming winter
>>43351008Snow Ponies are partially based on Yakutian Horses and other horse breeds living sharply continental climate regions. They generally do not go extinct on +35°C summers. They're used to extreme temperatures, both hot and cold.
>>43351042https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlka-n1XafI
>>43351021>STEALTH SNOWPONY GENERALIt will be so.
>>43351046Speaking of breeding, what happens if a snowpony and a normal/baseline earth pony interbreed does the resulting offspring just have the dice rolled and be either a baseline pony or snowpony, oris there enough similarity that there can be a mix of traits (i.e. snowpony coat and size but with baseline pony colorations and cutie mark possibilities)?
>>43351720It's a mix.
>>43351769Works for me
>>43351102Yes, that's the one (though I doubt there is more than one video fitting that description), thank you very much!
>>43351720>>43351769Slushpony.
Boop. It's wintertime SOMEWHERE, DAMN IT.
>no one baked a new snowpone thread since marchI'd say shame on you but I honestly didn't notice until now either
>>43352031Wow, that might actually be the most offensive sounding pony slur I've ever heard, and it doesn't even seem that bad at first
>>43352855It's too hot for a snowpony threadwait until at least October for a proper thread
I need snowpony slurs for a project I'm working on. I haven't been able to come up with any good ones on my own.
>>43353029First off, what possible context could there be for snowponies to be called slurs?Second, the only one that could come to mind is Pelts, both as a reference to their thicker coats and derogatory reference to how they hunt animals to collect their meat and furs rather than being 'civil' about it and getting it from shed or shear.It's not very great, i admit, but slur tend to rely more on tone than just the word itself
>>43353029Snowmuncher, longcoat, and ice licker are the only ones I can think of. I'd say fisher too since I doubt Equestrians totally appreciate eating fish.Yes, I know about Fluttershy, but she's autistic and has to feed her carnivorous pets anyway.
Some nigger is uploading obvious non-snowpony ponies to Twibooru with the taiga pony tag just because the OCs are fluffy and it's made me sad.
>>43353539Niggers will be niggers. Also, are you talking about that retarded unicorn?
>>43354203oc:bush ranger? Yeah. Picrel made me kek, though.
>>43352855snow threads had gotten way too slow, maybe the break will do some good
I wonder, if snowponies had been made far earlier in the show's life do you think they would have been referenced in some way in the show? Maybe something as small as a group of mares in a background that conspicuously have matching color schemes with the main 3? They seem like the safest fandom pony types to reference since they're such a carefree race (occasional hunts not withstanding)
G6 will be snowponies
>>43351008Horsefuckery detected
>>43355182Pictured: Me having a wholesome sexual intercourse for the purpose of procreation with Pine Ponder after our marriage.
>>43354206>tags most of his donut steel with cutedo derpifaggot really?
>>43355575yes>uses snowpity on a STALLION image https://twibooru.org/3770850i hate furniggers so much
>>43355866>snowpity tag on Twi>no snowpity tag on Derpi
>>43355082There was a timeline where the dumb yiggers were cute snowponers instead.
>>43355191What's the snowpone marriage ritual?
>>43356675I feel it would involve some sort of whole village celebration with how tight knit their communities seem to be. As for the two getting married, I picture they would have already exchanged some sort of ornament or token of affection that signifies they're engaged (personal made mane ties, for example) and at the actual marriage they stamp their hoofprints unto a totem that solidifies the union. Or maybe someone can come up with something better
>>43351102wao snowpony
He better stay away from Snowpitt to avoid misunderstanding.
>>43357170Some cultures have a hand tying ritual witch would be nice (but with hooves of course) and it would avoid the problem of no fingers for rings. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handfasting
>>43357309He's getting gangraped by snowmares
>>43357435Got his costume eaten clean off
>>43357170>Stamp their hoofprints on a totemIt would be cool if they had a central totem in the village they all added their hoofprints onto, and after generations you could just follow any snowpone's lineage
>>43358289
>>43351008So that’s why Ontario is on fire.
>>43359628Why would the snow poners burn down their home? For the insurance money?
>>43360430To obtain governmental subsidies
>>43360430They took the phrase 'scorched earth policy' very literally
They need you to protect them from predators.
>>43361740Celestia, forgive me for what I'm about to do...
>>43361746They do just fine on their own. (You) are more likely to get in the way, really.
Snowponer save
What does it mean?
>>43363660Somehow I feel like a Sumer-like wacky logosyllabary would fit them better than a purely segmental script. What this k symbol on the right is supposed to represent, an abominable diving headfirst into snow?
>>43364305What happened to cold shoulder's neck?
>>43364443We don't talk about that.
>>43351008I cannot wait for the summertime to be over and six months of driving through the snow to return. No, really. I adore winter. Almost as much as I adore that OP image. I have stared at it for about an hour cumulatively now. I regret not appreciating snowpone until now.
>>43365426Makes me wish I had better cold tolerance. The Mojave gets cold, but not anywhere near cold enough for a snowpony
>>43365426>>43366068Oh, the urge to move to Alaska and set out to find the snowponies...
>>43366068I bet patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter, huh?
https://u.pone.rs/xfwqkmwl.mp4
>>43367122cute snw honses
>>43351008fih
>>43368591fih, indeed
snow bumo
>>43371448This artist single hoofedly holding together my shattered decrepit heart.
>>43353029Slurs for snowponies or slurs snowponies would say? If the latter, thincoat could be a generalist term for the other pony races.>>43356675There was a short prompt in the first few months that knocking over a snowmare and having it witnessed was a proposal.
>>43353029>I need snowpony slursSniggers
>>43353029>snowpony slursFurries.
>>43352855I believe we're a month away from the thread's 5th anniversary too.
>>43372561August 27th, yep. I should do an art piece for ithttps://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37427669/#q37447036
>>43372581Do it or she touches you.
>>43372608Can she do that anyway?
>>43369877Fires like that always remind me of the polar express hobo.
>>43371592>slurs snowponies would sayThey speak snowponish around non-snowponies. Their slurs are theirs and theirs alone to know.
>>43372581>the last good year was so long ago
>>43351008Good riddance, it was flavor of the month slop that should have died after 3 threads, not become a running general
>>43373895>Your flavor of the month slop, sir
Bjump
>>43373887those are some real nice clouds...
>>43375057This.
>>43376911local mare so sleepy she loses her snowwalking
>>43373895Imagine seething this hard over cute ponies, couldn't be me
Safety bump from all the g6 threads
>>43382841Man if only Marbo got to draw more Pine Ponder before he left.
>>43351008AGARTHA
>>43385638The snowpones are hiding the secret entrance to the hollow earth!
>>43385638what's that? A cat breed? I don't understand the white people lingo
>>43386183It's the Hyperboreans, dude!
>>43386183The polar opposite of the Niggerhell we currently live in. Nordic aliens contracted it aeons ago and rightfully shut themselves off from the nonsense going on above them. Pockets to this world survived in the frozen taiga of Eurasia and later the snowplains of Antarctica. The legends say the Portal to Equestria is found deep within.Essentially, it's a very cool place.>feeshmare unrelated
>>43386939tl;dr only whites are built for snow and are meant for Equestria
>>43351008>Дopooбo Aнoн!
>>43351008I can't stop looking at the OP image listening to 2002 (Jay Prior remix). Please help. It is glorious.
>>43387579As a lifelong Florida boy the first time I saw snow during Hearthswarming Club I felt an ancient gene awaken within me and the cold was nowhere near as bad as I expected it to be. I long to return to the icy north and be free of niggers.
>>43387995I know that feel fellow Floridanon. You could also move to Oklahoma. An appulfag once told me there are no niggers there. And even in the areas that are cold as shit, there are still niggers: in my experience, New York (STATE), Connecticut. Unfortunately. But the Yukon or Vorkuta I'm sure are nigger-free.
>>43388007NEfag here. If you want total nigger freedom here you have to go north VT or NH. Upstate NY might have some pockets, especially in the Amish parts, I didn't see many there. CT, RI, and Mass are basically brown states with White enclaves. Maine might be okay, but I also know that they have/had a lot of Somalis. Rural PA might be worth looking at, but I've only really passed through it.
>Meet a qt snowpone>Cant understand a single word>Nod and agree with whatever she says>She gasps and gets excited, running off to her igloo>She comes back with a frozen narwhal carcass>She starts vigorously humping the pointy end with intense, unbroken eye contact>She gets off and points at you, then at the bloody hornwhat do?
>>43387675>Дopooбoчтo?
>>43367122Are these wild horses? If so, they're extremely trusting.
>>43388025???
You mfs need to watch out around themThey didn't survive this long on fish and pinecones
The best thing about snowponia is that women cant vote
>>43371592if other races are thincoats, then the snowpones must be dummy thick.
>>43389558Indeed, very much so.
>>43389558Having a snowpony sit on your lap is like having 90+ lbs. of long shag carpet dropped on you.
How do snowpones even fish with hooves? Holding a fishing rod seems like it would be hard, same thing for throwing ice spears.
>>43385638https://youtu.be/bBkdLzya3B4?t=3689
>>43390065Imagine this but the snow is water and the rat is a fish
>>43388252You can see they're branded by the Joker
>>43390065Like bears
>>43390065Ignoring the implicit hoofy-telekinesis they have past S1, you could probably build stirrup-like grips, or even something like a bike pedal, into the reel.Could also have an apparatus for sticking the rod to your back but keeping it forward enough to reel in with your hooves. Or have a bigger rod meant to be planted into the ground, maybe with a double-pedaled reel?
Remember to say your prayers and praise the feesh before bed, Anons.
>>43351008What's heatstroke?
>>43388025I must have misread your post. Can you post it again so I can re-read it properly, please?
>>43391623A serious condition caused by having the body's internal and external temperature too high for too long. Basically more extreme heat exhaustion
>>43392154Steve Jobs
>>43392175Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?
>>43390065trick innocent anons into fishing for them
>>43392525This had me laughing my ass off
>>43392904The possibility for closure after death must mean a great deal for the snowpones. Really, imagine that you could talk with a loved one before they went to the beyond. So many unsaid things must have been finally said during the calling.
Does someone have a snowpony with light brown body but dark brown mane?
>>43351008They're so cute
>>43394838Winter wonder
>>43394942Cuties. All of them.
>>43394938Who
>>43394985Please, face the wall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwMrcnQijeM
>>43394988No
>>43394985>>43394942are you blind
>>43389116>Snowponies with tamed hunting puffins
>>43390503The mares are moist and well-fed. Perfect conditions for plapping.
>>43389916Can you have anal sex with one of them? If they like/trust you?
>>43395973Only vaginal sex for the purpose of procreation after marriage.
>>43395973Closest you get is spooning one for warmth.Maybe Podzol would let you, the little deviant
>>43396626
>>43356675>snowpony courtship is fast compared to other Equestrians because of the historically short foaling season>despite modern advancements it's still a cultural preference>after the traditional period of dating the ceremony is usually performed at solstice time>they are bought before an alter in a tent surrounded by thier friends and family >the shaman enrobes them under a blanket to symbolize thier bond, from that point forward they swear to always share their warmth>then yoke is placed on thier shoulders, all burdens will be carried as one>they finally light a lamp together, they will endure all of life's uncertainties but always have each other to depend on for guidance>at that point they are officially wedded and the wild party begins>fish, strong drinks and dancing all through the night before they go into thier new home and consumate thier marriage
>>43393877God that fish is so lucky, getting two mares at once
>>43397316Beautiful
>>43351008Global warming is a bitch too
>>43394942i wonder how few of these will ever even be drawn again :(
>>43351008Why is she making a pogface?
>>43399237as many as you can imagine
>>43399237draw them, anon
>>43399543She is happy to see (You) appear in Hyperborea!
>>43400373Oh god, I'm brainrotted and can't not associate that with those fucking CS:GO Yakub montages
The most northern parts of the world seem endless.
>>43399945NTA but I may
>>43401297imagine brushing her long mane
>>43402225Imagine giving it a good sniff afterwards
>>43402318Why'd you have to make it weird anon
>>43402378Dont act like you wouldnt take a deep lungful of her frosty mane
>>43402450I want to brush her mane and maybe her coat too if she would let me. I would give her a fish or something before if I wanted to go further than that.
>>43402476You'll never be able to brush all of it. there's just too much
>>43402318Angels are real and they're this mare
I spy a snowpony!
>>43403071
>>43403679
>>43403679Imminent bad time
>>43403683Why does she even want the boots?
>>43404611It's an essential part of their culture.
>>43394942we need more art of shamareshave a Muninn
>>43405597You must ejaculate deep within the shaman pony to achieve spiritual nirvana or something
>>43405710I volunteer
>>43351579I want her to ambush and rape me while looking at me like that.
>>43406592Cirrus Wisp would never do that
>>43406957They look so friendly, definitely aren't looking for an easy meal.
>>43406957I would let her bite my fingers off
>>43405710Understood. Proceeding with the mission now.
>>43407967Really? That's sad, I have a bag of fish sticks and no ponies to share it with...
>>43390055So like having a dog in your lap
10
El Nino can't keep getting away with it!
>>43411450Cute
>>43405710she will buck you and let your corpse freeze over
>>43413078At least Lichen will have some fun with it.
>>43413175"Fun" as in eating your body, right? Right, anon...?
>>43413178there are many ways to have fun!
>>43414747Rude :(
>>43414747that is one pissed off birb
>>43414747>being finnishImagine the terror...
>>43403071that's tribalist
>>43414747>How could Limestone possibly be any grumpier?I kek'd
Does anyanon here have a link or a copy of the nor.al snowpony thread OP?
You snow ponies nearly melted just now.
>>43391461praise be the feeeesh
>>43418456How does she have such a big butt despite only eating lichen? Does she just laze around all day?
I love the idea of fluffy snow ponies, but the whole eating/catching fish thing is pretty bad for me. I remember visiting a zoo and there were these small cute penguins there. Jesus the smell of fish from them was just vile. Don't tell me snow ponies eat fish raw like that.
>>43414747ABSOLUTELY PERKELE
>>43419413Three words:stinkyfishbreath
>>43419701I couldn't find the Starlight redraw
>>43418981Biology has no power in the realm of mare ass
>>43420110Wtf, they can just choose having a big ass if they want? That seems unfair.
>>43419413If they're civil enough to have quaint SOCIETies and homes then they're civilized enough to wash themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n0va4524fI
>>43421304nice. saved.
>>43354206it'd be funny to do a ywnbarsp copy pasta
>>43420114It's a matter of convenience. They make their rears as comfortable as hey feel like
>>43423714Disregard that one, I forgot to make a layer visible
>>43423720She DOES look small and agreeable
>>43353539Does Twibooru piggyback off of the artwork's tags from derpibooru but use taiga pony instead of yakutian horse?
>>43353539truely a donut steel furfag shitty oc moment. looks like some anon has been fucking with the tags though removing it only for the faggot to add it backhttps://derpibooru.org/images/3366180?q=oc%3Abush+ranger%2C+taiga+pony
>>43424092>That description>That title>Equestrian military veteranThis is worse than some donut steel furfag, this is a god damn TOURIST
>>43424092Desu we should do a group drawing of all the snowponies and then just have his OC hanging in the bg dead with a sign calling him a faggot or something
>>43424105At least with a red and black batlicorn OC I can go "ok you're 14, cool. You'll grow out of it."This is infinitely worse.
>>43424105i hate tourists, this faggot is such a nigger just doing shit like that with no care of what came before
Stay frosty
https://u.pone.rs/mncauwaa.mp4https://u.pone.rs/phrkrzmy.mp4https://u.pone.rs/aqhlmenr.mp4https://u.pone.rs/drsnrxqu.mp4
>>43426319First video looks like the same location pic related was taken from
>>43423720Lovely pone! How many of them are ypu planning to make?
You ever wonder if snowponies care that stinky human feet were inside the boots they love so much?
>>43426747At least 6, more if time allows
>>43427068isn't that why these snowpones obsess over the boots?
>>43427068Probably not more than they care for the stench of water damage and algea that's in the ones they fish out of the rivers and lakes
An ice temple?
>>43429811superman's fortress of solitude.
>>43429816>capeshit
>>43429811https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwhNU99YaDw