>Anon we like you but everypony is concerned that you aren’t joining us in our musical numbers. Actually come to think of it when you first beamed to Ponyville you didnt even introduce yourself with a grandiose musical number either.
>>43352501Well, fucking yeah! How do you just sync up like that? Are you doing choreography practices behind my back? Meetups? Classes? Are you all telepathic? You start singing at me and there's never any music playing, and then you all seem unable to hear me until it's over!
>>43352501Shes got a point. Even a bug succubi like Queen Chrysalis who imitates pony life like some kind of skinwalking mutant broke into song twice in the same day.
I'm sorry Twilight, I come from a world that has no magic so I don't get the inexplicable ability to join in on musical numbers.
>>43352501I'm not singing your stupid horse songs or going to your little parties.
Shit, I'm sorry, let me fix that right now.>NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA>I'm 100 percent nigga
>>43352501Because all amongst you ponies, Octavia is the only one that can keep count. You're all RUSHING
Anons don't realize the magic of Equestria means you can not only get everypony to break out into song, but you can imitate your favorite singers and the chereography to 1:1 perfection.
>>43352621I don't have any favorite singers. Music is a soulless medium so I don't listen to it.
>>43352501>rape
>>43352501What the fuck am I supposed to sing? That my name is Anonymous and I'm a walking, talking ape?
>>43352501Twilight, ... dear...*snare drum taps in the background**A sax plays in the background*I don't know what you think of mebut lets put aside your doubtsI can sing quite... fullybut words don't just flow out!If you think that you can fix my songthen cast your spell for sure!I haven't been here very long,I've tried to be demure, when there's no doubt that I can-not shout a music numberjust like you ponies dooo-oooLike any background pony I present myself to you!I'm here to say but I just can't swaynew lyrics like my ponytail!I've tried beforeI'll give you a tourof every time I fail!Trying to singwithout lyrics given to me like some di-vine inspired mail!*Tap dance solo*My little ponies, listen upI'm an outside anonwithout your music cupSo please do go easy onnnnnnmeeeee*sax staccato*>See we knew you'd eventually get it anon
>>43352621>Anon starts Black Metal growling>Ponies think he’s gone insane
>>43352621That can't be true because spike is still shit at singing
>>43352501so? neither did you, twilight.
>>43352501My ideal equestria doesn't have those shitty musical numbers, they are too cringy for my heart to take it
>>43352501anon:I hardly think I'm qualifiedI'm standing here, petrifiedWhen everypony expects me to play their gametwilight:(Anon, what are you talking about!)anon:There again, she's at my doorWith friendship lesson number fourAnd a songbook she insists that I should seetwilight:(you should see this wonderful opportunity!)anonOh, my stars!It's tough to be anon!When your life becomes a sing-alongAnd everypony thinks that singing is a mustBe a hero in the storyBe a voice in every songIt's a rather strange arrangementSince I've said I don't belongAnd who am I to argueWhen all the ponies push you?If Twilight says "sing," then I must!twilight:What's more, if you denyAll the pony traditionsEverypony might assume you're being shyanon(I'm not shy, I just don't sing!)twilight:So let's just give it another tryOne little song togetherAnd you'll see why everypony sings nearbyanon:Never sing, never sing, that's exactly what I mean!twilight:no my friend!anon:It's tough to be Anon!When background ponies sing alongAnd somehow know the words before they startBe a hero in the storyBe a voice in every songBe the human who's includedEven when he says he's wrongtwilight:You'll become a part of history!You'll be loved by everypony!anon:I'd be happier if you stopped assigning me a part!A paaaaarttt!!!
>>43352501“The guy at the customs office said I couldn’t bring in my MIDI controller without bankrupting myself, so it isn’t like I can do much. Do you think Octavia or Vinyl Scratch could sell me one?”
>>43352991this is a sweet song anon
>>43352501Sorry Twi, I did all my singing with Glimmy.
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>>43352621dancing through lifeswaying and sweepingand always keeping coollife is fraught-lesswhen you're thoughtlessthose who don't trynever look foolishdancing through lifemindless and carelessmake sure you're where lesstrouble is rifewoes are fleetingblows are glancingwhen you're dancingthrough life
>>43352764>>43352991nice
>>43352501Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
>>43353631>no cute hoof lift
