>"Hey Anon... I looked at your weird picture-box-thingie and that bulletin board you love to look at had ponies talkin' about my friends!">"They were bein' kinda creepy about Scoots and Sweetie Belle, what gives? Is it some sorta joke or somethin'? 'Cuz it don't seem very funny."
>>43352648Don't worry Bloomy, you'll feel plenty funny down there soon enough!
>>43352650>You should take a nap, 'Non!>My Granny Smith always says a tired pony's like a mushy apple!>...Ah don't get it neither.
>>43352648I love Apple Bloom in a non-romantic and non-sexual way. I just like her a lot, I think she's cute in a way that doesn't extend to romantic or sexual feelings. Maybe I am just strange
>>43352659>"HEY! I'll tell the princess about you bein' all weird and she'll... well I dunno what she'll do but it'll be bad! Maybe you'll get grounded forever!">>43352665Nah that's normal. You're supposed to want to headpat her, that's the peak of filly friendship.
>>43352648I love Apple Bloom in a romantic and sexual way. I just like her a lot, I think she's cute in a way that definitely extends to romantic and sexual feelings. I know I am not the only one
>>43352648moralfag thread DNI
>>43352682>"But... y'just did?"
See, this is why they should teach sex education in schools.When I'm raping a filly I don't want to stop and explain what's happening. Fillies need a basic understanding of their bodies so my next sexual assault goes smoothly.
>>43352687true but it can't be indoctrination, otherwise they'll just yell and make things worse for all involved
>>43352687>Anon tries to >rape a filler>Filler keeps using the wrong terms and misunderstanding the process>Anon ends up cockblocking himself by stopping the >rape to autistically explain sex and biology to the filly
>>43352693>ends up cockblocking himselfunironic skill issue, you're supposed to explain by example
>>43352693>"And that's why we don't teach the birds and the bees here in Equestria."
>>43352697>"Forsooth dearest sister, that is why teaching of the cocks and pussies directly is a far superior approach, we concur."
>>43352708Luna would never say cocks nor pussies
>>43352708Luna, Princess of the Night can visit little ponies in their beds, right?Think about how much masturbation she accidentally sees.
>>43352713>"We hath heard this is the modern 'lingo' as you townsponies call it, 'tis not? Hath untruth been spoken onto our countenance?"
>>43352718She usually tries to avoid those dreams.
>>43352718>accidentally
>>43352728gosh, that's a cute pic of bewweh
>>43352720Poor Luna, she made Aussieanon feel comfy by saying sup cunt but then all the other anons got mad at her.
>>43352730Luna sure seems to think so, after all cute = sexy for her
>>43352731That's because Luna wasn't using aussie slang, she was demanding that Aussieanon eat her pussy."Oh, hey, Luna! We were just about to pick what to eat for dinner.">"Supp cunt."
>>43352741Oh... well golly.
Perv Luna thread? Perv Luna thread.
>>43352747>Perv Luna thread.So just Luna thread
>>43352747Friend Luna thread?Friend Luna thread.
>>43352747If Twilight can do it, Luna can too.https://ponerpics.org/images/7533918
>tfw anon decides to post good things about fillies instead of bad things
>>43353157Fillies are always good things, their filly cunnies are always so yummy ToT
>>43352648>What? No, it's all meant as a joke, haha, you know?>When they say they want to 'creampie' one of you that just means have like, a silly pie fight!>And 'mating press' is uh, I mean it's basically how humans say 'hi!' "Mating press, Tim!" 'Mating press to you too, Anon.' See?
>>43352648the "people" in the JDB thread are not my friends, they´re all brown
>>43353397>the "people" in the JDB thread are not my friends, they´re all brown
>>43353366>say some super gay shit just to be unconvincing to a foal A real sicko would double down on it being weird but not elaborate and say it’s just a human thing. More honest and probably easier to smooth over.
>>43352648How'd you unlock it with your hooves?
They are mentally feeble, Apple Bloom. Forgive them.
>>43352648Scootafags want a crippled daughteru that never gives up on her dreams.Sweetiefags want a version of Rarity that isn't a pretentious whore.What do Bloomyfags want? A younger version of AJ?
>>43354630>a version of Rarity that isn't a pretentious whore.>Sweetie Belle
>>43354630I think Apple Bloom's for people who just like a straightforward, no-frills, classic filly experience. I'm personally a Scootalove guy but Bloomy's nice and sometimes you just want nice!
