You won a bet against RD and as per the agreement, she agrees to do whatever you want and do whatever you say for an entire day, no limits and no exceptions whatsoever. what do?
>>43353879Dashie, you have to go door-to-door and explain to each and every pony that you are NOT the most awesome or fastest pony in Equestria, and if they push back even a little, you have to argue in favor of you NOT being the most awesome or fastest, and you have to argue with them until they concede that you, Rainbow Dash, are NOT the most awesome or fastest.
>>43353879HORSIE RIDE
>>43353879She's forced to let me hold her and cuddle her all day long!
>>43353879Dashie will be sleeping and cuddling with me.
>>43353879I want you to dye your hair to look like scootaloo and tell her you're her from the future before flying away giving her false hope and slowly but surely see her dive into a deep depression over the years becoming morbidly obese as she stuffs her fat face with hayburgers.
I'm gonna be real Dash I don't have it in me today just give me 50 Bits
>>43353879organize a date for me and pic rel by the end you MUST sit in the cuck chair
>>43353879>rape
>>43353879It's time to rape
>>43353879Yeah I got nothing, just gonna head to sugar cube corner and have a milkshake or something idk. I'm not in the mood for >rape.
>>43354021>I'm not in the mood for >rape.
>>43354078Does this mean Dashie is into rapeplay or some shit?
>>43354086well, yeah, she was expecting to get something out of it too
>>43353879>>43354021>>43354078>Fine! You win! I admit it!>It's a total egghead thing to be good at arcade games anyway!>Whatever. For the rest of the day I'll... do whatever you say.>I'll do your dishes or whatever, okay?>Or, you know, whatever. There's no limits, remember?>You could ask me to do anything.>I have to do ANY. THING. you ask me to do.>Rainbow Dash does NOT flake out.>Name it, and I'll do it.>If there's anything you've always wanted me to do, now's the time.>I won't even complain! I'll prove Rainbow Dash never backs down from a dare!>Heh, maybe it'll even turn out I've always wanted to...?>Forget that!>Just say what you want me to do already! >Go ahead, you know you want to!>Well? What's it going to be?"...""I'm not really in the mood for anything crazy, how about you buy me a milkshake at Sugarcube Corner and we call it even?">her face when
>>43354098>"Curse you, Anon!">"I'll get you to cum inside someday!">"Just you wait!"
>>43353879Hmm... I could go for a slice of cheesecake st sugarcube corner... yeah...
>>43353879I'm conflictedOption 1: just straight up rape herPros: I get to fuck her no matter what, she might like it and we become very close friends foreverCons: she might straight up hate me for it, and we cut all contact forever after thatOption 2: do silly innocent stuff like force her to eat a jalapeno smoothiePros: very high chance we continue to be on good terms, maybe blossoming into a real relationshipCons: not guaranteed to get my dick wet eventuallyUltimately I think I'd pick option 2 because I don't want to hurt Dashie.
>>43354128>she might like it and we become very close friends forever>she might straight up hate me for it, and we cut all contact forever after thatGee I wonder which one is more realistic
>>43354134it depends, am I in RGRE?
>>43354137If it were RGRE, SHE'D be the one raping YOU!
>>43354098good. i'm not going to stop at one.i'm buying you a hundred milkshakes and you're going to drink all of them in front of me.
>>43354098>"No."What do you mean No?>"I mean that's not enough. You've got me---Rainbow 'Danger' Dash---ready to do anything you say, no questions asked, and you want to just let me off that easy?">You think about this.Well, I figured I'd make you get me the big milkshake. You know, the one Pinkie stuffs entire slices of cake into before serving.>"That's so lame!"Whatever. You're acting like I'm the one that lost.>"Look, let's tell the truth here, okay? You got lucky."You didn't score a single point.>"Yeah, yeah, you got really lucky. Don't rub it in.">You hear her grumble under her breath "And it wouldn't have happened again anyway!">She snorts and whips her tail after saying this.I can choose whatever prize I want.>"Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying that you should make me do something extreme, something that you wouldn't ask any pony that's not as awesome as me to do."Like what?>"Like..." Dash weighs her words carefully before speaking again: a rare sight.>She can't even look you in the eye when she says:>"Like, maybe you could make me...">She pauses, then suddenly mumble-blurts out the rest:>"w.ar a d.es."What?>"Make me wear a dress?">When she chances a look at you again, she groans, seeing the smirk on your face.>"Or, you know, just something that's embarrassing like that."Dash, wearing a dress isn't exactly considered extreme.>"It is for me!" She's blushing now, dipping her head down to try and hide it.How about you just buy two milkshakes with me at Sugarcube Corner?>"What's with you? I already told you that’s lame. I don't want to buy you any bucking milkshake! Okay?!"But the other one could be for you. I mean, if you feel like joining me, that is...>You shoot your shot, hoping to turn this dare into a date.>She's growling though.>"Anon, would you stop talking about bucking milkshakes?">It might take her a moment before she gets the hint.>"Why would I want to buy you and me...">She blinks, pauses. Upon realization, her ears fold back against her scalp.>"Milkshakes?">Pinkie Pie shows up out of nowhere, startling you both.>"Rainbow Dash, did you just lose at Pong?">"Uh, yeah!">She forces herself to cough before turning her red cheeks to meet Pinkie.>"Turns out Anon here is, like, super good at it.">You shrug.Not really.>"Yes, really," she insists through grit teeth. "Besides, it was a close game anyway.">Pinkie looks past her and sees the game over screen behind you, clearly showing that Dash didn't even score a single point.>"But you can't lose. You're, like, the best ever at Pong!" Pinkie says. "You've always had the high score.">On the screen behind you, at the top of the high score list, are the initials RDD.>"I guess Anon is just better," she says, grumbling a bit. "It's an egghead game anyway.">"Wow!" Pinkie looks at you. "Wanna play a game with me, Nonny?"Sure.>"Actually, Anon and I were just going to get milkshakes," Rainbow says.
>>43354261Yeah, yeah. You go ahead and order for us, Dash. I'll meet you there in a jiffy.>"But, Anon, I..."And wear something nice for the occasion. Maybe a dress.>Pinkie starts giggling. "Dashie doesn't wear dresses, Nonny."You'd be surprised. She lost a bet.>"What?! You mean she lost at two things?!"Yeah. Both on the same day too.>"That's not like her!">As you both square up to the game cabinet, Pinkie whirls around behind her to inspect Rainbow.>She puts her hoof against Dash's sweaty forehead. "Are you sure you're feeling like yourself? You're making my hoof all clammy.">"Ugh!" Dash bats her arm away. "Look, you two can play one quick game, okay? But you better not leave me hanging, Anon.">After assuring her that you’ll give her what she wants later, Dash leaves you and Pinkie alone.>Pinkie turns to you moments before the game starts.>"And just to make it interesting: winner rapes the loser?"Nah, I'm not in the mood.>"Aww. Okay!"
>>43354265kino!
>>43353887Based
>>43354265>>"And just to make it interesting: winner rapes the loser?"dammit you smashed the mood
>>43353879You're gonna wear so many pretty dresses today!
>>43354954This is the correct answer. Organize a day-long fashion show and find out which dresses she cannot hide feeling pretty in.
>>43354967>Organize a day-long fashion showPrivate humiliation probably would go over okay but public humiliation? Hoo boy, you're asking her to never talk to you again.
>>43354128Anon, there's a whole array of way more innocent things you could ask her to do that could still drop a huge hint without jeopardizing your friendship, like making her give you a kiss on the cheek or making her let you give her a peck on the cheek. Why operate on such extremes?
>>43354969this. the goal is to form a long term relationship, not make her hate you
>>43354954"Rainbow doesn't like dresses" is a shitty headcanon
