“Hey, uhh Anon… I been meanin’ t’tell ya that I got a bit of a crush on ya…”> Your response to this revelation?
>>43356333Sorry, man, my culture doesn't believe in having more than one partner. We can still be friends though, if you don't mind, maybe I can help you find someone you'd be more compatible with.
>>43356333Why does Big Mac get a giant ass AND cock?Its not really fair...
>>43356333bend over
>>43356377>TwilicornThat anon is a fake fan and a fake waifufag.
Recent studies show that 73% of /mlp/ are secretly gay for him
>>43356333Bend over
>>43356377“Oh- I uhh… I see how it is. Well we can still be friends I’m just… Sorry if that made anything awkward ‘tween us.”
>>43356384I mean we never get to see it but we ALL know it’s massive. The ass isn’t even a question
>>43356385>>43356411Bend over for him or tell him to bend over for you?
>>43356425the later obviously. I can't take a horsecock. also I'm not gay.
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>>43356333Hey, at least somebody likes me.
>>43356403And the other 27% are openly gay for him!
>>43356439In this hypothetical you’re a pony and you have a rectum stronger than the fanbase a 5/10 artist after they died
>>43356333I would demand for ponut
>>43356462Only if mac comes with me
>>43356491mfw when I get ahold of mcintoshes big red musky ass
>>43356333I don't think I can handle his massive ass... or penis.
>>43356491Every sane individual would ask for a slice of that apple pie
>>43356520A true captain goes down with his ship
>>43356333"I... Y-you... What?">"Hm... Nuthin'. Thinkin' my train o' thought done did wander off.">He cups a hoof beside his mouth.>"Well...Warn't much, anyhow.""No, no, no," you say, cracking a grin. "You just said somethin' kinda gay, didn't ya, buddy?">Slowly, Big Mac blinks one eye at a time. >"W-well...">He pauses.>Squints at the air in front of him.>Scratches behind one ear."S'pose I coulda. Ya are handsome 'n such.""Could have? Nah, c'mon now!">You jab a thumb toward him."You just called me handsome!">"...Oh.">A long pause follows.>"...Did I?">You throw your hands up in the air."YES!">"...Huh.">He looks down at his hooves.>Counts them.>Looks back up.>"...Don't rightly sound like somethin' I'd say. But guess I did.""I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WANTED THE D! I FUCKING CALLED IT!">Big Mac snorts into his hoof, shoulders bouncing.>"...Naw.">You sputter."Naw?! You just admitted it!">"...Did I?""YES!">He scratches his head.>"...Shoot. I keep doin' that. Say, ya doin' this sunday?""Oh, not really. Just your sister.">"You been seein' Applejack? Fer how long?"[Laughs in BlackGryphon]"Right. Applejack. Yeah."
>>43356333OH NIGGA U GAY
>>43356333Say nothing, lie on my back with my head tilted back and mouth wide open.
>>43356646He's so cute. Anon should convince Big Mac's sister to share.
>>43356646When are we getting part 2? And does it involve macs ass/cock?
>>43356333I don't think i could survive the sex. Doesn't matter if im the top or bottom.
>>43356757"Ah hope ya got a strong throat, cuz ah ain't goin' easy on ya."
>>43356818Later on the news. "Anon found dead with throat destroyed. Murderer unknown but it clearly was a struggle as some horrible fiend shoved a log into Anon throat! the poor stallion."
>>43356821I'm not letting myself die before he does the same thing to my ass
>>43356333OP on another device here. I truly believe mac is the perfect pony. Fat ass, fat cock, southern accent, hard working, sexy voice, sexy hair, soft spoken but still has a way with words, and a beautiful smile.
>>43356522>pony dreaming>all gay stuffwhile i shouldn't be surprised, i wish i saw more mare ass like this, what a let down
>>43356847"Ah can be yer mare, Anon."Also pony dreaming has straight stuff
Oh, swoop me up bogmac, show me what a stallion can do
>>43356333Someone send the art link of Big Mac getting fucked in the ass and hiding behind the barn door when Applejack talks to him
