Last Thread>>43305555Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/>What is this thread about?A place to talk about humanized/EG fillies>Why /jdb/?Based on the very first threads with greens that opened with "Hey anon, just dropped by">Some pastas:https://ponepaste.org/6155 - For Whom the Bell Tollshttps://ponepaste.org/9645 - Love Gameshttps://ponepaste.org/11316 - Icarian Lovehttps://ponepaste.org/9647 - I'll think of a title when I'm done writing (Apple Bloom story)https://ponepaste.org/9648 - Freshmen, Drama, and Promhttps://ponepaste.org/9548 - Silver Spoon Story WIPhttps://ponepaste.org/7980 - The Man Who Fell For Sweetie Bellehttps://ponepaste.org/575 - Soarin's Silver Lininghttps://ponepaste.org/9649 - Of Sweetie Bots and Young Lovehttps://ponepaste.org/7910 - Anon and Sunny Shimmyhttps://ponepaste.org/9650 - Ska Anon x Sweetie Bellehttps://ponepaste.org/2308 - Silver Spoon is an Expensive Friendhttps://ponepaste.org/9653 - Wind Sprint's Daddyhttps://ponepaste.org/9652 - Daddy's Little Scootaloohttps://ponepaste.org/9816 - Raising Scootaloohttps://ponepaste.org/5391 - SS/DT Kidnappinghttps://ponepaste.org/10247 - Friday Night Golly (EqG)https://ponepaste.org/10560 - Time is All We Have (Scootaloo x Anon)https://ponepaste.org/10839 - Payment (Scoot x Anon)https://ponepaste.org/11081 - EQG S. Belle and Anonhttp://pastebin.com/xWHX3N4e - Loli Sunset. Also on Ponebin https://poneb.in/xWHX3N4ehttps://ponepaste.org/8213 - Frozen Wings Scootaloohttps://ponepaste.org/11663 - Next Friday Night, Cozy Glow.https://ponepaste.org/11790 - Send your cutest delivery girl, Silver Spoonhttps://ponepaste.org/11916 - Anonymous' Voyage to the Hidden World (Babs)https://ponepaste.org/11933 - The CMC Just Wanna Have FunAI Gallery - https://ponepaste.org/10970
>>43356666Quadsatan tempts me...
>>43356666Guess they found my old CD collection
>>43356681got some Oingo Boingo in there eh
>>43305555>>43356666Holy quads!
>>43356666checked
>>43356700Human filly board
>>43356765horse and human together forever
>>43356765based
>>43356791i don't even know whose toes I want to kiss first. damn my singular pair of lips.what ever hapogee to Apogee? you never see her anymore.
>>43350161>The corners of Pinkie's mouth curl into a smile. She opens her lips and leans forward.>But your dick has gone mysteriously soft. It's so flaccid that there's nothing for Pinkie to put in her mouth.>Pinkie's brow furrows. She takes your dick in her hand and tries to gently coax it back to an erection.>Ten seconds pass. Thirty. Sixty. Pinkie's face gets more intent, and her motions get more vigorous. Nothing happens. You're still smaller than a Vienna sausage.>Pinkie turns away. Tears drip from her eyes. "Am I not good enough for you?">"It's not that," you say.>"I don't turn you on," she accuses.>"I promise you do. It's me. It's not you.">She sniffles. "Prove it, then. If I really turned you on, you'd be hard already.">"I'm just getting older. It's harder for me now.">With a thunderous crash, Pete Hegseth kicks the door down. He shouts, "The problem here is low T! But I've got just the solution!">Pete Hegseth stabs Pinkie with a giant syringe.>In moments, Pinkie's muscles begin growing. They stretch her clothes. Her rippling biceps tear open the arms of her shirt, and her pecs and lats split the middle of her shirt open. It falls to the ground. Another rip announces that her quads and hamstrings have shredded her pants.>Pinkie is now naked. She stands over you, a tower of muscle. You look down and realize that her muscles are not the only part of her that's grown. She now has a dick as long and thick as your forearm.>In a deep, rumbling bass voice, Pinkie says, "If you can't penetrate, then you get penetrated. Bend over," Before you can respond, she grabs you. Her fingers are like steel. They force you to bend at the waist, and they hold you in place while she forces her dick into your rectum.>You realize that Pete Hegseth is watching. He has his dick out and is stroking himself.>Pinkie, too, notices Pete Hegseth. "Faggot," she says. Without removing her dick from your ass, she kicks his knee. There is a snap as it twists into an unnatural angle. He screams and falls to the ground. Pinkie warns him, "Don't try to escape. You're next."
>>43357008based because ridiculouscringe because gay and political
>>43357031Agreed, Pete should've been double teamed low T Anon with Pinkie
>>43356794>incest OC shipped with her dad>'never see them anymore'was she ever that popular
>>43356794Shino moved on to loli. The only pony he does now is his Patreon comics.
https://u.pone.rs/dgrtlylz.png
>>43357356Wow, Pinkie must be really enjoying herself!
>>43357431Watching from her special chair, yeah.
>>43356666yes; but also, https://u.pone.rs/aaffwylt.PNG
>>43357777Tomboy cunnies!
>>43357243yes. wincest is best.>>43357341well he should draw human apogee then
>>43357777>quads againCunny can't stop winning
>>43357777These cuties need a facial followup
>>43357777I got an infected site warning, just so you know. I'm not tech savy enough to tell if its real or not.
>>43358373If you get those "warnings" you have already been infected, and not by that site.
Is Rakan /ourguy/?
>>43358512Who?
>insert event>insert scootaloowhat happens next?I'm not putting effort into my prompts anymore.
>>43358434he's talking about his antivirusthose periodically accept bribes to flag certain sites.
>>43358512awwww she is so shy and so flutter>>43358692obviously>insert resultsis what happens.
>>43358692I substitute chickunbutt for swibble and insert as instructed.
>>43358692instructions unclear I inserted it inside Scootaloo
>>43359134inside scootaloo is the best place you can be.
>>43358692open mouth and insert gun, whiny bitch
>>43358758This, if only anon wasn't so vague, but he's probably using edge on windows with a ton of adware/botnet thinking he's protected. GenZ are tech illiterate as my grandmother.
>>43359267then he'd be seeing it on EVERY site, dude.that said, yeah. It's really fucking sad we are the only gen to learn that shit. and nobody will even remember the marks we left.
>>43359267The only time I ever used an antivirus the fuckers sold my data (Avast). Now I'm back to using no AV, just Librewolf+uBO+NoScript. Nothing can harm me and if there's a file I don't trust I simply use Virustotal. Never had a legitimate AV warning ever and have never been infected either in over 3 decades.
>>43359292The last time I encountered a virus in the wild was over 20 years ago. Someone I knew got infected, and it was the kind that emailed everyone in your address book. It wasn't hard to avoid if you were computer literate. I haven't seen a virus since. Nowadays, I don't think people write old style viruses anymore. It's all ransomware and botnets.
>>43359309Why put effort in writing code exploiting a zero-day bug when you could just grab some PoC code from a vulnerability fixed several years ago and still manage to bumfuck a ton of retards?
>>43359313the only retards are people using modern windows (spyware)
blah blah blah unc's
>>43359309>>43359313Nowadays is more annoying because when you know a site is safe, but "they" don't want you to use it, they just put "refused".Is so annoying.
>>43359822Stop using a shitty OS.Get smarter than this. Especially for the kind of content ITT.
what the fuck does this have to do with lolis, stfu
>>43356666Why does it looks like it was drawn on Deluxe Paint?
>>43356697That's on the vinyl collection
>>43360160awwww her little boots.
>>43360145I think Patachu likes to use Paint to challenge himself.And so far he is winning.
>>43358692>You wipe the sweat off your brow. You feel hot despite the December cold. But it's done now. Three thousand Christmas lights all over your house. They start at the front lawn, make their way up the sides of your house, and cover the roof in incandescent holiday joy. Chevy Chase would be envious.>You grab a pile of extension cords. One at a time, you plug the lights in.>It goes great. Until the last one. The last extension cord doesn't reach.>It's for the lights right at the front. They're furthest away from an outlet, and you don't have a longer extension cord.>You could chain two extension cords together, except you don't have another. You could go to the hardware store, but it's too late in the day for that right now. You were planning to turn it all on tonight, so you need a solution now.>The cord almost reaches. The plug is literally only two feet away from the outlet.>You get an idea.>"Scootaloo!" you call. "I need your help here!">Scootaloo begins to thump down the stairs.>For better access, you unscrew the outlet cover and remove the outlet. Now you have two live wires sticking out of the wall.>Scootaloo arrives. "What is it?" she asks.>"Want to help with the Christmas lights?">She rolls her eyes. "I was playing a video game.">"Just strip for me, okay.">Scootaloo raises an eyebrow, but she's never been shy. She yanks off her clothes. She hugs you for warmth, but you can still see goosebumps rising on her body.>You say, "Don't worry, you'll be warm in just a moment.">You put a blanket on the garage floor, right in front of the outlet, so that she'll be comfortable. You lower Scootaloo onto the blanket.>You insert the last light plug into her vagina and the live wires into her mouth.>Scootaloo's body jerks as current starts to flow through it.>The lights go on.>It's beautiful. Everything you wanted.
>>43360969Poor Scootaloo.Insert "fried chicken" joke here.
>>43360969>Chevy Chase>"Anonymous, what's a 'Chevy Chase'?"I'd live for that shit, I'd love hearing them ask >'Anon who is [this person only old guys know]'
>>43360969Aw, Scoobaloob got to be useful. Just what she wanted for Christmas.
11/10 -IGN"It's EXACTLY what this general needs!"
>>43362133Cute
>>43363012Needs another slathering with sun tan lotion imo
>>43363056she is very pink. we don't want her getting any pinker.
>>43363066Sometimes pink is good, though.
>>43363120Not if it means competition.
>>43363120ponk is a farmgirl. I think she just tans pink. like if you kept her inside she'd be fuckin cauliflower white.
>>43363012Man, I gotta upload what I have to Twi. The account was suspended.
>>43363555Maybe for the better, she didn't looked mentally stable at all.
>cut-off shirt>naked hoodieOh, it's for easy access so I can edge against their smooth tummies, I get it.
>>43363575Well, many of these girls ARE mentally unstable. The internet made them more notorious, and Twitter only makes them more retarded.
>>43363575>>43363645That's just artists, my dude. it's our curse. we see shit in weird ways, and that makes us just a little bit crackers. Then nobody else sees them the same way we do, and that drives us absoloony.that said, yeah social media is a fucking plague. old internet would never have let this happen
>>43363669>That's just autists, my dude.FTFY
>>43363555Well, all SIX pics are uploaded.>https://twibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-applerackerWhere 5 I didn't have to upload. I guess she got suspended because she started to get attention, and the bots noticed the self-harm pics.Maybe some time off Twiter will let her brain develop properly.But I'm not holding onto hope much. Is stupidly easy to make extra accounts these days.
>>43363859she also has a filly but those haven't been uploaded, other unrelated loli OCs as well but these are not relevanthttps://danbooru.donmai.us/uploads/58058741https://danbooru.donmai.us/uploads/58155771>off twitteranother account is already up,tho
>>43363896>Access denied
>>43363896I like this one she made
>>43363904righthttps://cdn.donmai.us/original/c1/1e/c11eda6d0affe6fc70f041c9aa04ea2b.jpghttps://cdn.donmai.us/original/14/18/14185809881fb3ad45f780be3fbc2971.jpg
>>43363910Why were those hidden behind a loginwall anyway? They're SFW and not even loli.
>>43363814no.. that's kind of the opposite. It's like someone turned sanity up so hard that they became little robots who can't even abstract. you tell a joke and they just say "But (thing you described) didn't happen"
>>43363910Oh I ADORE this little filly. She's mischievous and nerdy and cute as hell.No condoms though. That is not happening.
>>43364007Maybe your jokes just suck.
>>43343495>>43345727I couldn't find a single panel that would work for tomboy Bloom, so I hope this makes up for it.
>>43363896>>43363904>>43363910bruh, do you really have the "gold" permit? you literally pay to see loli?
>>43364150It's a cute girl and not some tumblr tier autobiography post about an 'artist'.I like it.
>>43363915because /uploads is a user-level page, so only the uploader can see these but I didn't realize that at firststuff from /media-assets (e.g. https://danbooru.donmai.us/media_assets/49270512) is public and should be viewable for anyone, but finding the pic from there may be nigh impossible because the search is not indexed and it fails if it takes too long>>43364153buying gold passes has been disabled for years
Bump
>>43364434>disabled for yearsThen how you can be able to even see the loli tag? it literally ask me to upgrade the account
>>43365117either win the occasional raffle that happens every few months to get Platinum (e.g. https://danbooru.donmai.us/forum_topics/36567), or get enough approved uploads / do enough post edits to get promoted to Builder/Contributor (here are the latest Builders and how much they contributed to gain their rank to give you an idea https://danbooru.donmai.us/users?commit=Search&search%5Blevel%5D=32&search%5Border%5D=date, although if you're good enough they just give you Contributor from the let go)if you're too lazy to tag stuff just go to Gelbooru, there's a Danbooru bot there that mirrors everything automatically so you don't really need to do anything else (other than having to deal with the poorer tagging quality there)
>>43364016they do it with everyone else's jokes too, but way to illustrate what I'm talking about in terms of not getting the point of something
>>43364150real cute.>>43365138you understand how insane that is, right?
>>43365155Awfully defensive.
>>43363669I say it's was kinda fucked up in some way, she is totally a girl instead of a man, underage and her follow list was filled with porn artists oriented in lolicon. She look more like a victim than anything but at the same time I'm being biased because when it come to porn addiction I can only see a male getting it, specially with lolicon, because her following list was filled with these ones and some totally not subtle gooner accounts
>>43365860I think you need a thorough deprogramming, anonGo marinate in some 90s media for a while. it'll relax you.
lmao Jesus christ
>>43365888Fancy girls
>>43366313So fancy they leave the gloves and tights on during.
>>43365860>she is totally a girl instead of a man, underage and her follow list was filled with porn artists oriented in loliconshe single?
