> "Anon, ah need ya to go back to the barn and fetch me a rag to wipe up all this sweat.""I can be your sweat rag."> "W-What?""I didn't say anything."
Now we need one where neither Big Mac nor Anon are sexually attracted to eachother.
>>43356905> "Hey Anon""Hi Big Mac.">"...""..."
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>>43356916Only good one
>>43356916> "How's it been with you?""It's been good."> "Yeah in uhh..."> You both look around awkwardly, you used to be best friends back when twilight still lived in ponyville, but ever since she became princess you've been living in Manehatten.> "Look Anon, I miss you. I ain't heard 'nothin' of yuh since ya moved, almost forgot ya voice.""It ain't been that long."> "It's been 3 years!"...> "I'm sorry I yelled...""It's ok Mac..." > You run up to him and give him a nice warm hug."I missed you too."> You say with tears in your eyes.
>>43356944>"...Anon, take yer hands off mah balls.""Sorry. Instinct."
>>43356897To the anon posting all the big mac threads, don't stop. Also, I'd absolutely serve as his personal cum rag.
>>43356944Gay
>>43356916>Hi crab man"Hi Earl"
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