Thanks for coming to dinner ano- ...
Where'd you get this picture of me?
Alright, who swapped out my Spitfire pillow for the Dashie one?
>>43359895He is literally me.
>>43359895me on the right, fr
>>43359904Me on the left
>>43359906Me behind the camera
>>43359895And here I thought doxxing was against 4chan rules
>>43359895>daki>not LS plushieweak
>>43359933I had thought of doing that, but daki looks better in the edit
>>43359895be honest.would this really be weirder than the original situation?
>>43359933LS's are based but Dakis are the same as a pillow if you close your eyes.
>>43359968What's the original?
>>43359973>but Dakis are the same as a pillow if you close your eyes.you post this as if it were a good thing
>>43359981I don't, I'm saying quite explicitly that it's a bad thing, because what's the point of spending a hundred dollars on a printed design on a pillow other than a showoff piece? An LS you can hold hooves (lewd, I know,) with or fuck with a toy or cuddle to sleep and spray with snowpity spray or whatever you want, and is an impressive piece of craftsmanship, and a status symbol to some.
>>43359990>I don't, I'm saying quite explicitly that it's a bad thingnah wording is kinda weird with >LS's are based but Dakis are the same as a pillow if you close your eyes.like >LS are based, but Dakis [are based for a different reason]idk that's how I read it
>>43359999checked But, yes, you're right. I've been up for like a full 24 hours already...
>>43360008Go bed
>>43359895>Rainbow Dash>Not Rarity"Get the fuck out of my house Anon"
>>43359919me behind the cameraperson
>>43359906dashie
>>43359974one of those life size hyperrealistic fuck dolls
/ourguy/
>>43361461he's gonna be the protag in the live action mlp movie and it's gonna end on him kissing one of the poniesgod fucking imagine, my sides would leave orbit
>>43359895I hope he gets cast for the live action MLP movie.
>>43359895>>43360016Who made this human version of Maggie "Five Bits" Softmare?
>>43359974The movie OP's picture is from is called Lars and the Real Girl.>When a delusional loner buys a life-sized hoof-holding plushie and starts telling people that she's his marefriend, his family decides it's time to intervene.
Our fandom doesn't really do body pillows. More plushie city round these parts of town
>>43362172That seems incorrect, there are still many dakis.
>>43361483I have been saying this since they soft announced the life action movie. This is the only way it would be good unless they do actual ponies and meegan. That would also be kino.
>>43362172I own a pony daki and most of my friends do as well. It is a cheaper alternative that is easier to clean so you can spare your LS when you are sick or sweaty due to it being a billion degrees. (No I am not a euro fag). The daki and pillow if you go top of the line are sub $250 usd.
>>43359904That's a really nice sweater, anon.
>>43360052Thrusting?
>>43361483If they canonize human on pony action I would be estatic. Haven't seen it since G1.
>>43359895ftfy
>>43362306Better, but we can still see traces of w*man in the image.
>>43362337The crazy thing is I used the op image and the AI got rid of the arms, but it knew the legs were supposed to be there and added them back even though they were covered. Didn't notice till after I posted because I didn't think to look.
>>43362172dakis are normieshit, so people don't really talk about them
>>43363346You say that but most broke bitches here can't afford a life size plush. A body pillow is a cheaper option, and better for cuddling than a small plushie.
>>43364069>You say that but most broke bitches here can't afford a life size plush.skill issuealso I think /mppp/ is currently working on a mass-produced LS, current price is below $500
bump
>>43364194Show me
>>43365341show you what? /mppp/? Open the catalog for once
>>43359895can this be the plushie/bodypillow schizo thread?we all own a plush or something similar of our waifu that we are in love with, right anons?
>>43365411>we all own a plush or something similar of our waifu that we are in love with, right anons?I've yet to obtain a single piece of merch with my waifu
>>43365411I have a plushie. But ever since I got an American Meat, it lives in my closet. I can't let her see me sin. I'm imagining a Toy Story sort of situation. I imagine the lifesize plushies with integrated holes for that sort of thing are all in for it. But mine is very small and a little autistic looking. She shouldn't be exposed to the horrors of this world.
>>43365443and that is okay anon.is it a living situation issue or something?i hope you have pics of her saved!>>43365447>it lives in my closetthe plushie or the american meat? keki have both myself, the AM is under the bed, lifesize on the bedis your plushie a waifu plush?my lifesize has a pocket
>>43365494>is it a living situation issue or something?kinda? I'm rather autistic when it comes to "symbols" or anything that can out me as being X, Y and Z. Don't like laptop stickers, clothing that features characters and/or text, don't have any pins, etc etc"living situation issue"s kinda make it impossible to have any plushies atm
>>43365447>>43365494>American MeatWhat the fuck is American Meat? t. clueless
>>43365517It's what you're about to take your butt, boy.>>43365411I have the Symbiote Luna, and I really want the cuddle one that just came out, but I've already got expensive enough shit I'm about to blow what little money I've got on instead one of which is the Bishoujo Luna.
>>43365514forgot to add "also" in third sentence but okay
>>43365494waifu plush lives in the closet. one time the door somehow swung open and i just saw her... tipped over somehow... staring at me...where'd you get your lifesize from? always wanted something like that and am mustering the courage to just go out and get one
>>43365517It's a... https://pony.tube/w/dydcmPyhV8cECBY5oPQAeV
>>43365514ouch anon, im sorryhopefully you can sperg out soon>>43365524>spoilerbased, i have a rarity one>>43365649i think that was a sign, anon. she wants you to fuck herwait, is it a lifesize?>where'd you get your lifesize from?lana, i have a smaller one from madicraft i got years ago, as my first, but it mostly cope while i waited for my lana one. joltage one in the worksthey are very fun, i'll give you thathaving them lay on you is a different kind of feeling
>>43365654never watched the og video, a lot better than the one in yt
>>43362228fucking kekI'm glad I'm not alone in it, that shit would be absolutely hilarious. No way they'd ever do it but some unhinged part of my brain keeps imagining sitting in the theater seeing that shit. Meegan being the human girl protag in it would be cool as hell too. Ideally if the Mane 6 were written realistically it could actually be really compelling to have a Human-in-Equestria or Ponies-on-Earth movie.>>43362302I honestly didn't think that some anons would feel legitimized by it but that's also really funny. Again no way they'd pull that shit in theaters, it'd make headlines, and while that could be good business short-term, the impact on the brand image of MLP as "that weird pony thing with the dude who fucked the horse" could make the general public feel distanced from it.
post ur lifesize picslets love our waifus
>>43366703I just got my wife recently and have been taking a lot of pictures.
>>43366924
>>43366924woah
>>43366926shit forgot to crop... oh well
>>43366924>>43366926>>43366932>madicraftOoooooMy first ever lifesize was a madicraft, faux hair tooher lifesizes are a good size, not too big, not too small, pure mediumbtw, pocket? or no pocket?
>>43359895Would be better with a lifesize.Lars and the real girl is kino and made me cry. ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMEDY!
>>43365837don't really care about muh LS plushies desu
>>43367470>don't really care about muh LS plushies desuWhy do you have them then
>>43367463planning on watching this with the waifu sooni'm expecting to cryyes im a schizo with a tulpa past
>>43361483That would be too kino. What should the story be?>isekai, obviously>he's a NEET, maybe a bum or vandweller or into camping>dies when the river floods, wakes up in equestria, thinks he's down stream>..?>has to save equestrian from ???>hated for being monkey man?>a pony becomes a brony parody, but about humans, or there's a literal brony-pony fandom?>>43365447I got an american meat and its too tight :/
>>43367476>tulpa Don't do that. Movie is really good. Kino as the rest of his films.
>>43367475I was replying to>>>43365514>ouch anon, im sorry>hopefully you can sperg out soon
>>43367477>dies when the river floods, wakes up in equestria, thinks he's down streamfuck, that's beautiful. muh feels man>I got an american meat and its too tight :/wtf? did you get the pony model or somethingalso i swear to Tia there was a girth option when ordering
>>43367496>the brony-pony fandom has a made that likes him for (previous adventure near the start) that makes him well known/respected by some>ironically dies in equestria same way he got there and wakes up IRL on the shore>American meatI picked the normal girth option and its too tight. I'm only slightly above average.
>>43367519I am a little less than twice average girth and I use the tight variant just fine. You are doing something wrong Nonny... I am not bragging just actually concerned... get better lube or something.
>>43367576>>43367519this. slather some coconut oil on both you and your wifethere's always the other hole too anon>>43367576just out of curiosity, pony or equine model?
>>43367591Pony and I know I know but try the clear bad dragon cum lube despite it all they make a good product and it is made for the specific kind of material AMI is made from.
