Here's a offer:You arrive to Equestria BUTyou are an undead/zombie/husk/lich/etcthere's no way for you to magic a living bodywould you take the offer?
>>43360308Lich is fine. The rest not so much.
>>43360308no way fag
>>43360308I would go to Equestria even if I had to be a cheese grater. Literally any scenario where I get to go to equestria is preferable to this gay and lame earth
>>43360308>here is an offer>something extremely good>but here is a catch>something which makes it extremely badfagtron
Lich villain arc sounds fun. Either it results in some sort of banishment, stoning or forced reforming education.
If I get to be a cute vampire mare then sure
>>43360402This anon is going to have our babies, btw.
>>43360308Not if it fucks with my head. Or requires cannibalism/lifeforce/souls to stay alive.
>>43360366Ideally:Reborn in Equestria as a pony.Still great:Isekai'd to Equestria in my human body and fully healed and young again.Okay:Isekai'd to Equestria in my current human body (hopefully their magic can fix what our science apparently can't).Not-great-but-still-better-than-this-hellscape-tier:Going to Equestria in whatever form the Demiurge thinks he finds entertaining.
>>43360308Hell yeah! But only if I'm the undead thrall of Twilich. I love that undead, purple dork.
>>43360308>lichFuck yeah.
>>43360308I want to be flutterbats thrall
>>43360308I was probably going to turn myself into a lich for the immortality anyway so that would really save me some time
>>43360308>Wake up in Equestria as a lich>Offer services to Queen Chrysalis>Instant profit
>>43360456>PTFGtranny is a gnosticProbably a coincidence
>>43360809>Hurr durr
>>43360311>>43360377>>43360795>>43360805>>43360807Liches get rotten dicks, sorry not sorry
>>43360811>woman speech How's the HRT treating you?
>>43360811>coombrain thinks he did an own or something Or is it just OP backpedaling when he realized how fucking stupid he looks with putting lich at the same comparable level as a zombie or a husk. Nigga cope more.
>>43360810>No rebuttal
>>43360811Liches are also powerful enough to give themselves new, fresh bodies, thus UNrotten dicks.
>>43360811>*zaps you with lightning*Shut up nigger
>>43360809>HiEtranny is seething and mentally mindbroken by ponychadsAs to be expected.
>>43360824>>43360826>>43360816>*get turned into tetris*now what, lichcucks?
>>43360831Tetris is cool as fuck
>>43360848I'm calling the GOLBetty right fucking now
>>43360849My name is Anon not Betty
>>43360851who do you think is going to turn Lich(You) into Tetris? Discuck?
>>43360308Become undead, you say? Just to visit a place known for colorful ponies and jolly co-operation? Yeah, I'll take that deal. Give me some estus and I'll be good to go.
>>43360849>>43360851Wait fuck I misread that, I'm busy casting spells and doing evil>>43360853I am so I can live forever with my horse wife in a cool wizard tower
>>43360856You know that Celestia is going to kill you at least twenty times when her Sun gets eventually darksigned, right?
>>43360856>"Enjoying that estrus flask, Anon?">life bar appears
>>43360863Not to worry. I'll give her a new son, son.
>>43360829You are the ones with a tranny infested discord though
>>43360873>life bar appearsis she an optional boss? Thankfully Dark Souls optional bosses don't canonically die
