>assaults your mind telepathically>”Hey Anon its me Winona! You must have had a pet sometime in your life because here in Equestria pets can sometimes communicate to other pet owners with their mind. This is so exciting! Say you wanna rub my belly? Maybe gimme a treat? I know lets find a pheasant and hunt it and then share some of the tasty meat. It’ll be fun!
>>43364792Okay, Winona, here's my offer. I will provide you as much meat as you like if you help me have sex with my waifu
>>43364792I hate dogs. They're rough, they stink... and their hair gets everywhere.
>>43364829Cats do that. Dogs at least stay on the ground, cats get their hair everywhere, including the kitchen counter.
>>43364927I dunno anon, I found a follicle of dog hair in the fridge once and she hadn't been in for a month before that. Cat hair, though, very scarily true.
>>43364927Why'd you bring up cats? They said they hate dogs, not that they prefer cats.
>>43364972Toxoplasmosis
>>43364972Because cats and dogs are natural enemies.
>>43364972>They
>>43364792Ey bitch, how's about you gimme dat balloon knot instead?
>>43364993Winona is a girl, Anon
>>43364792I'm going to rape you then your owner, then her sister, but yes hunting a pheasant does sound like fun.
>>43364792If pets can talk would it still be weird to date them?
>>43364990>We
>>43364994Did you really not know that girls have buttholes, too? Anon, I'm not sure how to break this to you gently, but girls poop.
>>43364792Only if it's rabbit. I'm not eating cat again
>>43364792Huh???
>>43364829same
>>43364792>rape
>>43365020>Qui
>>43365101That’s kinda hot.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, WINONA!
>>43366111Oh! My God!
