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So... Are you guys going to watch G6?
>>43372663
Sorry for the downtime, I didn't realise we were this close to the bump limit already.>>43365538cute but worrying. Thanks for the art!>>43366236Very heartwarming Anon, thank you.>>43372665Gotta at least see how bad it really is, right? I don't want the leaks to be right but man do they look plausible.>>43372666wew there, Satan. There'd be no need to drug and tie me up.
>>43372694>I didn't realise we were this close to the bump limit already.We died a little faster than we would have because some faggot spammed the thread toward the end + he was saging.
>>43372665>Are you guys going to watch G6?You make it sound like the G6 is coming out tomorrow. But we don't even know the release date yet.
>>43337232Fucking how, you literally have access to millions of images of Twilight with her color pallet and form, how could you fuck up THAT BAD lmao
>>43373087We'll get more info about G6 tomorrow, maybe a trailer and release date.
twiggy piggy
>>43372663Twilight is really hot with glasses on, isn't she?
>>43373447Yes, but that image sucks.
>>43373447No, but that image pretty good.
>>43373655Is she okay?
>>43373447Yes, incredibly so, and that picture is alright but I'm not a fan of the piercings.
>>43372666Thank you, Twilight, these are good date night plans. I guess I'll go get dressed.>"You don't have to."
>>43373315>Here we see the rare and elusive purple smart in a difficult situation>Caught out in the open outside of her library>Taking a small break from her studies to obtain some much needed sustenance>Hay burgers>However->It seems she has spotted our recording equipment and has frozen in place>Her stance- rigid>Her eyes- widen greatly>This is believed to be a tactic to ward off potential threats>We have chosen to remain in place and see what the purple smart does next
Do you think Lauren's original idea for ending the show would be Twilight staying in Ponyville and being the town librarian?
>>43374240>>Taking a small break from her studies to obtain some much needed sustenance>>Hay burgersTwiggy Piggy
>>43374240Cute little green, anon.
>>43372665I do not like skinwalker clones of my wife.
>>43375433So FAT
>>43374261>natural born leader>Celestia's successorNo.
>>43375449She is a princess. She will not be told things like "go diet" and "exercise" and "stop eating triple hayburgers in bed" ok? Ok.
I love my adorable cuddly purple horse wife!
Twibros, what do you think of Twilight's design in G6? She looks pretty wide.
>>43381789I think they're all pretty wide, Twilight just has the unfortunate position of her facing head on.I don't mind the new artstyle, I think it's quite pretty. Gonna have to see it in motion first before I pass final judgement on it.
>>43381789>She looks pretty wide.Fatty PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>43381789Glad she's at least a unicorn again but not a fan of the blue streaks in her hair.
>>43381789Damn, look at this barrel.
>>43381789The blue does not fit.
>>43381789Looks like AI reimagening of pre-G4 designs. Full of marketable stickers. Exists solely to sell toys.
>>43382129Yeah, I don't get the blue streaks at all. It seems like it's new just for the sake of new rather than actually thinking about the character's designs. We're all autistic so we want to reject the new reflexively but I don't think we're wrong here.
TWILY LOOK OUT
>>43383597It's okay, after Pinkie Keen she trained herself by having a bunch of anvils land on her head and now she's anvil-proof.
>>43383597>>43384486Yeah, she can tank this.
>>43384470This almost looks like an acceptable compromise.
>>43381789WIDE LOAD
>pg 9
>>43381990>>43385055Oh I hope she stuffs her face in this series "Like The Good Old Days™"
Cuddle with Twilight?
>>43385783Fine
Gonna draw more Milf Twilight for this weekend.
>>43374744Is spike being twilights wingmare here, wingman, it looks like he is trying to show someone who beautiful twilight is.
>>43385783Yes please
>>43386085Based
>>43385050The rendering is gorgeous on that but I'm a little confused, it seems like part of the treebrary is missing. The window clearly leads into a missing room, and the balcony on that side likewise doesn't seem to be leading into a room.
>>43386085I love MILF Twi.
>>43386085Looking forward to it.
>>43387330Isn't she lovely!
>>43387330Thank goodness her ears stick back up once she gets excited. Good pony.
>>43385783belly
>>43387330the off-center head is one of my favorites, i don't know why it just looks really cute
>>43387342Yes she is!
>>43387330>>43387364Cutest pony!
>>43387360Do you wanna fill her belly?
>>43387376
High effort TwiPMVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyFPtVX96w8
>>43387342isnt she wonderful
>>43385783Of course!
>>43387443Isn't she precious?
>>43385783All day every day.
>>43387438Looks beautiful
>>43388329Tell you what, that's a horsie that needs some sleep.
It's 2026 and you're still infatuated with this horse?
>>43388712Twilicorn is the best Twilight for cuddling
>>43374261Has Lauren even talked about her original plan for the show she had before she left?
>>43388712of course, she's the best>>43388848Not really, but maybe she will at all the cons she's going to this year.
When did you realize that Twilight is best pony? I only saw the truth when I realized that nearly every bit of content I've written for this fandom focuses on her.
>>43387517Who is this purple fuck, and what is xe doing in my wife thread???
>>43388712I'm not sure, it's complicated. It's not the same as it was ten years ago but I guess it's still the closest thing to being in love that I ever felt.
>>43389321What's with the black splotch on her butt? Did she sit in a puddle of ink? Is somepony going to tell her?
>>43389544Evil magic gives you ink on your butt.
>>43389544Twiggles does not wipe.
>>43391051Oh, she's just so beautiful.
>>43386085>"G-Gosh... I don't think I've worn this since I was pregnant with Copper. ... Does it still look okay on me?"No matter how many years, Mama Twilight's still got it~(Was meant to have a BG but ran out of time, so here's just Mama Twiggle for now.)
>>43391203Very nice!
>>43389321>When did you realize that Twilight is best pony?From the very first episode, where we were introduced to the main cast.
>>43389321Very early on, I realised very quickly that there was no way it was gonna be anyone else.
>>43391203Based drawfren
>>43391203Cute, thanks Anon. Though she doesn't look all that old here
>>43391203>Milf TwilightRare>In a swimsuitUltra Rare
>>43391359Well have this then!
>>43391334I figured that most characters wouldn't look too different after long periods of time. Season 9 made them look like they aged 30+ years, giving them grey hairs even when it seemingly hasn't been that long.In this AU, Twilight was 21 when she was sent to Ponyville, and here she's about 37. Definitely some changes, but not enough to really make her seem "old", just older.
>>43391203Unff
>>43392063I feel a deep sense of longing for this.>>43392414She's so silly.>>43392457Cute!
>>43392414why the long face?>>43393052Man what an absolute CUTIE.
>>43392414So squeezable
>>43392457Why is she holding her tail?
>>43393674She's scared. :c
>>43393923She doesn't look scared.
>>43393937Oh, she's putting on a brave face, but her body language is very telling.
>>43393899Would (You) kiss a bearded mare?
>>43393982>keeping the neighbors up by hours of those fucking bells jangling wildly
>>43394206Why is she standing like that?
>>43394463To show off her hips
>>43394873I hate futafags.
>>43394550She doesn't need to stand on her hind legs to do that. She could just turn her rear to me.
>>43395638Yeah, but she's being considerate for you by pretending she's bipedal!
>>43394873What is pygo?
>>43395221Her lecturing in the top right is so cute. I wanna pat her on the head while she's telling me something important and then have her ask me if I remember anything she was just trying to tell me, already clearly knowing I haven't remembered a word.
How do you think Twilight would handle her drink?
>>43395885Very poorly. Twilight has no tolerance, she spent all of college reading books instead of going to ragers.
>>43395645The butt. She has fondness of the buttocks!
>>43395885She'd be the loud and destructive type, talking all sorts of shit or laughing at everything. Rarely would she want to fuck, but when she does, she FUCKS.
>>4339564580%
>>43395885We don't know how alcohol affects alicorns.
>>43396931Celestia predictably jobs to wine coolersLuna invented moonshine, but it doesn't do anything for herCadence pretends to get drunk then wakes up in the barracks again, "whoops"
>>43397223>Cadance>wakes up in the barracks>againTwilight shouldn't hang out with this slut. She's a bad influence.
>>43396123This.she'd be a horny loudmouth, would probably knock shit over accidentally and then laugh about it
>>43385055most satisfying burger eating scene ever and it's not even a real burger lol
I keep a rather extensive daily diary. Of late while asleep I've had the sensation of taking detailed notes on my dreams that I wake up and think I've written in this world and then find they are not there. Perhaps our dear Purple is having me take notes for her to review in her world!
>>43399777Checked
Are (You) gonna play with Spike's balls?
>>43399875NO
I want to cuddle with Twilight infront of a fire place during a stormy night while we're reading the same book
>>43399777Why does Twilight like to tease us with her butt for?
>>43400104Because Twilight knows she has a great butt, and wants us to pay attention to her great butt over anything else.
>>43400104>>43400207>>43400561PLOOTA X3
>>43400913WTF is going on here?
>>43401409I think it's a reference to a Junji Ito story about people's faces on balloons that chase them with a noose: https://junjiitomanga.fandom.com/wiki/The_Hanging_Balloons
>>43401212Look at this fucking dork
>>43399777she looks so proud to have caught (You)what if you just grabbed her tail and moved it to the side for a second?
>>43402093Mexican standoff to see which is faster: anon's ability to move her tail to catch a glance or Twilight's magic blast launching him into next week
>>43401957She's mad that the artist accidentally put a white dot in the middle of her forehead and clipped some of her bangs off
>>43400207>>43400046based and comfypilled
>>43402503>picrelI don't even wanna consider her butt hot, she's just too cute sometimes
>>43403039This is the look everyone gives me when I say I don't fuck horses.
>>43403053>TFW your human crush doesn't find you physically attractive
>>43403252"Darn my silly Pony Life(tm)!">You, Twilight Sparkle, drop on your bed like a bag of potatoes, which you kinda feel like right now.>That's all that's left of you after being rejected so brutally by your crush.>Well, at least that what it seemed like to you.>Only took one question to realize he hates your guts.>Just him, your human crush that you've never actually met and who doesn't know who you are, sending you a meme with an anime girl with horse ears.>Just asking him who that is and finding out it's a horse in human form and then him typing "I guess" when you asked if he likes her.>That was your chance. You only had to nudge him a bit more. Just one "yes" would've been enough for you to rip this cartoon reality apart and jump into his room and proclaim your own feelings to him."Don't you think the horse version is hotter?">"nahh dude thats kinda weird ngl">Uggggggggggggh! Just remembering that makes you want to die.>He's...not into ponies?!>Well, it's not like he knows you're a pony from another world that has a strange fascination with humans ever since she found out who she actually is, secretly found a way into the real world, stole some human tech and is now texting humans for fun.>It WAS just for fun until you found someone you actually like! Though obviously you never met him so he doesn't know he's your human crush.>Still, it's all real to you! And it hurts just like it was all real.>But you're not about to give up so easily. Reverse-engineering this problem reveals the answer to you.>That year, princess Twilight Sparkle went missing with a note "gone racing, be back in three years.">And that year, a new JRA legend was born. One that broke so many records some people still don't believe it was ever real.>Nobody knew where this mare came from. What little paper trail followed her ended up lost in Cyberagent's offices referring to each other like it's always someone else who approved of things.>Hasbro didn't even dignify any questions about a purple colored horse named Twilight Sparkle (who had a god damn horn and wings that seemed actually real) with a proper answer, despite everyone being sure it's some sort of bizarre collab to promote the new MLP show.>All the doubters stopped running their mouths when she started winning every race she was in.>Who put her in there? Who trained her? Why is her jockey, only known by his nickname Spaiku, acting like nothing out of ordinary is happening and is dodging every question about who his mysterious horse is?>And why does she already have an Uma Musume model ready, campaign written on...scrolls?! And voice over completely recorded...in English?!>There was so many questions concerning this urban legend, some started to believe it was actually THE Twilight Sparkle who has manifested her existence in this world.>But no answers followed. Because after three years of racing, the horse and the jockey disappeared. Vanished into thin air like they were never there.
>>43403481>It was as if their mission there was done. The legend was set in stone forever..."Hey man sorry for not writing you for so long, did you play that new Uma update yet?">It was nice to be back in Ponyville but you just couldn't wait until later, you had to ask right away, before even answering all the questions your friends had about your mysterious disappearance.>You spent enough time pretending to not be able to read or write, nothing wrong with a little practice, right?>It's all been riding (heh) on this, by now it should be in the game, this is THE moment to ask. THE moment to reveal the truth.>Oh, that new Uma you fell in love with? It's actually ME! I'm the real horse and now, with that in mind, you logically with have to choice but to love me as well!>"huh dude i thought you like died">"nah i dropped uma during mant lmaoo. why?">You, Twilight Sparkle, drop on your bed like a bag of gold trophies and winner sashes."FUCK MY RETARDED PONY LIFE(tm)!!!!"
>>43403053Kill yourself>>43403481>>43403483>a whole green about some faggot who doesn't like ponies >gachaslopEw
>>43403483lol, nice green, Anon. I like how she only swears after she spends time in the human world.>Fuck my stupid Pony Life™
>>43403053I don't fuck horses, I want to fuck cartoon ponies. Or rather, one specific one.>>43403481>>43403483kek, I don't play or watch Uma but funny idea Anon. Going through an entire racing circuit just to prove a point does sound like a Twilight thing and I like how Spike just accepts that he has to help her.
>>43404029Twilight we already went for breakfast and lunch, dinner too?
>>43404504I love her so much
>>43404504>>43404889PLAP CLANK PLAP CLANK PLAP CLANK
>>43405113lel
>>43404504>>43404889Fixed it!
>>43405524WTF, give her wings back!
Look at this cutie!
>>43406189Did (You) draw this cutie?
>>43406284I did!
>>43406316Look at her go!
>>43406189>>43406316Based drawfren
>>43406189>>43406316Cute! However,>backwards cutie mark^:)
>>43372663That horse is a qt!
>>43406316She's doing push-ups.
>>43407679Boop the snoot!
>>43407732haha!
>>43407390>0>0>0>0
What books would you give twilight to show the genius of human literature?
>>43408942Spice and Wolf
>>43408942superfudge
>>43408942The entirety of the Animorphs series.
>>43408942The Very Hungry Caterpillar. Maybe Sherlock Holmes if that doesn't wow her.
>>43408942I think she'd like Edwin Abbot Abbot's Flatlands since it would probably parallel some of the ancient Equestrian lore while also giving a lot of opportunities to tell her about how the human world used to be. Things like The Idiot, A Hero of Our Time, The Count of Monte Cristo, and Hermann Hesse's Steppenwolf are also all really good but they would need a lot of discussion about the darker sides of human nature and the environments in which they were written. Equestria isn't such a utopia that she wouldn't be familiar with bad things happening, but when a story focuses on bad people or inner struggles with the way of the world, I'd probably get stuck explaining why the characters saw the world that way and how society got to be like that. Also The Last Unicorn because it's a fun book and a unicorn and human fall in love
>>43406316
>>43409092S-She's fast!
>>43408942The Silmarillion so I can watch her have a seizure trying to make sense of Tolkien's writing.
>>43409116Hey, it's not her speed, she must be using the Chaos Emerald to warp!
>>43409092Faster
>>43409322
>>43407843based Twiboop poster>>43408942I'm a /lit/let so it's just gonna be Tolkien. I think she'd enjoy Jules Verne as well. Maybe Dune (only the first one). Terry Pratchett has to be up there in literary genius, though I suppose all of these are more really good storytelling and not whatever one may consider high literature, for the highest quality prose I guess you have to read Flaubert or something.From the classics we read in school I remember enjoying The Colonel Chabert and The Physicists. Nathan the Sage is a timeless classic and you gotta eventually hit her with Waiting for Godot, though maybe that's more Pinkie's speed (or Maud's).>>43409046I haven't read any of these but good point on TLU (that one I really need to read). I also don't want to scare her so I don't want to give her something like 1984 straight away.
>>43409458>Maybe Dune (only the first one).The only thing I see wrong with letting Toilet read the others is that she'll try to make spice and become God-Empress Twiggie II.
>>43408942I think she'd vibe with Moby Dick. She might even be one of those readers that says they love all the really technical chapters that go into great detail about whaling and how they used to do it.I'd be interested to know what she thought of Catcher in The Rye too. Especially the Mr. Antolini chapter. It'd be kind of hot if she thought of Celestia while reading that one lel.
>>43409366Looks like somepony accidentally grabbed regular instead of decaff this morning.
>>43409366She's going to explode!
>>43409458>I'm a /lit/let>hasn't read any books
>>43408942I was going to recommend The Lord of the Rings, so I could explain that all the non-English words were part of fully functional languages, but since I wasn't fast enough for that I'll say the British Library's anthologies of the Golden Age of Science Fiction. A comprehensive collection of concise stories by our sharpest speculating on science would surely go over well with her, especially with the editor's forewords. If a friendship angle is necessary, then either A Christmas Carol or Lost Moon, if not the Tom Hanks film itself.>>43409458>I also don't want to scare her so I don't want to give her something like 1984 straight awayThat's fair, but I think she'd be able to handle it, considering she has faced existentialism and tyranny before.
horrifying
>>43410185>You're going to kiss me.
>>43410189Remember to compliment her on her good taste in pistols before kissing her.
>>43409921Noodlelight
>>43409458>>43409825Would 1984 be any worse than what Sombra did? The only thing that would be explicitly worse is maybe the doublethink shit, but Sombra probably did that too.
>>43410209>*turns around and lifts her tail while also wiggling her rump for you*>I'm ready for my kiss now, Anon.
>>43411429twiggy piggy
>>43410185>truth is, it was friendship from the start
>>43411624I don't believe in friendship or magic...
>>43411472My mouth started watering. Only a faggot would turn down an invitation like that.
There is nothing more arousing then sensually cuddling and kissing Twilight!
>>43408942Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. Anything by H.P. Lovecraft and Arthur Conan Doyle. Ten Little Niggers.
>>43411739True
I had a dream where Twilight let me use her butt as a pillow and I want you all to know that it was very soft.
>>43372663What's the difference between a nerd and a dork? For some reason eqg Twi just screams dork to me, instead of nerd. But I can't articulate why.
>>43412731Excellent report. However, was it plump and very soft, or just very soft?
>>43412934Horse loaf
>>43412934purple bread
>>43412934It was plump and very soft at first, but it got firmer the deeper I went. Twilight has some muscles beneath the hayburger excess deposit.
>>43413471unf cute twi hoofa
>>43411777>Alice's Adventures in Wonderland>Anything by H.P. Lovecraft and Arthur Conan Doyle
>>43413900I need a cuddle pile of Twilice, Doll Twilice, Twickett, Twibel and Twidens, I won't settle for less.
>>43414454Is she trying to imitate Unikitty?
>>43414454>Magicked handsThe implications of this are amazing and horrifying
>>43412925Please consult the diagram.
>>43414999PLOOTA
>>43413827So cute.
Is there any pred/prey greens with Twilight or pics of her getting excited by human fangs? >>43403481>>43403483Also, thank you so much for writing this, friend; it got me to smile.
>>43414999checkedeven the twily in the back is look at dat plot
>>43415630She takes after Celestia in a few ways, and she knows it
>>43415436>Is there any pred/prey greens with Twilight or pics of her getting excited by human fangs?in a just and righteous world, there would be an endless library of such things
>>43415685Someone tell Mad to make up her mind on whether or not to give Twilight wings
I want to pick up twilight and show her off to all my friends and family.I want to watch her grow big and strong.I want to relinquish all physical materials for her happiness.I want to hug as if she is the most prized possession.I want brush her hair and pinch her ears.
>>43415695Mean Twilight only ever existed with wings
>>43409482Restricting to the first one was more about "literary genius" because I think the following books fall off hard in terms of being a complete work of art. Only the first one really had everything imo.>>43409682I've read books (most of what I put in my post), just not what one might consider high literature. I have been slacking, though, that's fair, I used to be a pretty avid reader and I've slowed down a lot.>>43409825>>43410651Yeah 1984 is maybe not that bad but I still wouldn't want her to read it first. There's surely worse that's still very worth reading (like the stuff that the Anon I replied to listed, or maybe some Kafka), that's just probably the worst worthwhile one I've read. I wanted to add Maus which would absolutely be required if she were to ever learn about human history but that's going beyond just literature (though to be fair I already listed several theatre pieces).>>43411739unfthough I feel her trying to seduce you might beat it, or especially her starting to make sexual advances after cuddling and kissing.>>43412731Congrats, I wish I'd dream of her or just ponies at all.>>43413508>Twilight has some muscles beneath the hayburger excess depositnice, I'm firmly in the "she's not as fat as you might think" camp
>>43414999wew, nice trips>>43415685>>43415727wew?>>43416036wroom>>43415436I dunno about greens, but there was a fimfic I read a while ago that might be up your alley, I think it's this one:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/440028/apex>>43415695Why not both? I might have a preference for alicorn Twi but that doesn't mean I don't like her as a unicorn anymore.
>>43415685There's nothing there...
I am going to convince Twilight to drink an arbiter potion and then do my best to help her become a rank 0 God.
>>43417246>an arbiter potionI think the Hermit Pathway suits her better.
>>43417519That would be the obvious choice, but I think Twilight is a creature of order first of all. She likes learning but if you look how she acts in her day to day life it becomes obvious that she cares more about rules and order. Even harmony is a synonym for order, and she's the element of it. A hermit potion won't give her a way to express herself fully while the arbiter pathway will. Consider that there's nothing preventing an arbiter beyonder from studying and understanding the world. In fact, it will even help their act since a justiciar should understand the rules they enforce.
>>43417562cute shoes she's wearing
>>43417246>>43417519>>43417562What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>43418046ponies
>>43418046Twilight
>>43418061
Would you go on a picnic with Twilight? What would you take?
>>43418549Of courseI'd probably try to bake something, a nice cake or some cookies.
>>43418066Post moar
twilight is cute and best pony
>>43418046I think Twilight would prefer Star Trek
>>43418877I know this isn't /co/ but I absolutely despised how Q was introduced. I feel it's totally antithetical to Star Trek's whole philosophy. Funny that I also can't stand Discord past the early seasons. I only realized a few days ago it's the same actor.
>>43418046>What the fuck are you even talking about?They're talking about Lord of the Mysteries. It's a pretty good web novel written by a Chinese author.
>>43418887Yeah, they're pretty much the same character swapped from scifi to fantasy. I really like the concept and some of the execution, especially Discord at his prime, but then he became the lamest waste of a character ever.
>>43418887>I know this isn't /co/ but I absolutely despised how Q was introduced.why tho
>>43418937It just adds this whole metaphysical trial atmosphere to the Enterprise's mission in the new series that doesn't feel necessary and seems to run against the idea that mankind is in control of its own destiny and not beholden to any morals dictated by God above but instead by those they have crafted for themselves and embraced in the Federation and Starfleet, not because there is some ongoing starman watching them with power over them. It's essentially introducing a God-like figure to a series that doesn't need it.I disclose, however, that I've not finished ST:TNG and am not a fan of ST, but have started watching it out of interest.
Who is the comfiest and cuddliest mare in all of Equestria? [spolier]Twilight is!
>>43418985>[spolier]Next time just ctrl+s. Perfect, beautiful spoiler tags every time.
>>43418952isn't he kind of cool though?i've never watched Star Trek btw
>>43418913>Lord of the MysteriesIsn't this an anime?
>>43419355Why does this unicorn have weird growths?Twilight must be in pain...
do you think Twilight enjoyed getting her first wing boner?
>>43420855Princess of Sandwiches
>>43420789>*leans into her ear and whispers*>Omelette du Fromage~
>>43420495>do you think Twilight enjoyed getting her first wing boner?No. I think she was just confused by it.
>>43420178calm down you silly horse
>>43421615without a mouth to emote with she just looks so tired.. twiggy spent all night studying again
>>43421594Is Jap FiM any good?
>>43421876>Spike: You really did fuck up that teleport spell>Twilight: No need to rub it in...
Here's a sneak peak of an unfinished Twi drawing I've been slowly cooking in the background for a while now. I'm shite at lighting so this is a pretty ambitions piece for me, but I think it's coming along. A keen Twiposter might recognize this drawing from the original doodle I posted all the way back in December.>>43421615I hope someday to be even half as talented as this artist. That tail is absolutely amazing, I just wana roll around in it.
>>43422420I do remember it! Good to see it's coming along nicely.
>>43422420Based drawfren
>>43422427Where did her hind legs go.
>>43422472She ate those food.
>>43422420>all the way back in DecemberI remember too and I don't like how old it makes me feel...
>>43420951But if you were a Pegasus pony wouldn't it feel good to get a wing boner?
>>43423416Maybe but, the first time would always be confusing because you wouldn't understand what the fuck was going on.
>>43423498>glim*er>cuckshitKill yourself
>>43423895I don't think that's cuckshit, nonny
>>43424137Any ship other than (You) x Twi is cuckshit. We're all twifags here.
>>43424224True! But maybe they broke into her room? Twi doesn't seem happy with them at the very least.
https://derpibooru.org/images/3871163
>>43425201Eww
>>43425201Hot
>>43425201Ew.
>>43425201Hot.
>>43425201>FutaKill yourself.
>>43425201>FutaLove yourself.
>>43425437>Love yourself.Yeah, love yourself and get rid of that disgusting fetish.
>>43425437>Love yourselfYeah, love yourself and get another disgusting fetish
>>43425437Yeah, love yourself and keep that pleasant fetish.
>>43423430what if the first time she got a wingboner was by looking at (You)?
Don't go too hard on me, it's the first time I drew a pony. Any good? Friend is drawing ponies for a con and I wanted to give it a shot.
>>43418993sex
>>43426830Based drawfren
>>43426830Cutie!
>>43426830Pretty good for a first time! You even managed to draw her cutie mark correctly.
>>43426830She looks VERY mischevious. Adorable work.
>>43426830Wow, she's a horse!
I just learned mlp is based on horses...
>>43427690Who will win?
>>43428108It's just a friendly spar, they won't go too crazy. (But Goku. Obviously.)
>>43414756That's actually really helpful, thanks.
Twilight's bravery is her most underappreciated quality. That and the fact that she was somehow never a Canterlot snob.
>>43428412No somehow about it, she was a total shut-in. No nobles could get their metaphorical claws in her. Bet it drew a lot of them nuts how there was a clear 'in' with the Princess right there that they couldn't use at all.
>>43428412>hfw I throw a ladybug and a quesadilla at her before booping hersome bravery
>>43428604It's okay none of that is canon so she'd be okay
>>43428604Yeah but when you're captured by another apocalyptic big bad and raped by some vines all day long she'll be the first one to risk her life rescuing you. That's bravery.
>>43428859>raped by some vines all day longI don't need rescuing then, thank you very much
>>43429543I hate lion's tails.
>>43429543That's not my wife...
>>43429817Butt first
Do you like to snuggle with you Twilight plushie while you sleep?
>>43431176You bet I do! She takes up my entire bed.
>>43431176God that's such a cute plush. Twilight's so fucking adorable bros.
>>43432238Is there a version of this but with Anon looking at a giant holographic Twilight?
>>43432268Yes. But I didn't save it.
Burned my ticket...
>>43432756What did you do?
>>43432756Wdym?
>>43432268Best we can do is Rainbow Dash
>>43431499Her mane and tail looks very fluffy, imagine running your fingers through it!
>>43432756I want to hug and kiss depressed and PTSD-ridden soldier Twilight!
>>43429817Cute butt!
>>43433290A nicer butt than Celestia!
>>43433869thanks
>>43433869y-you too
>>43434853>three stars instead of fiveEvery time I see it I feel depressed.
>>43372665I will give it 1 (ONE) chance, it's the same chance I gave G4, and it was able to hook me in one episode, it's the same chance I gave G5 and I lost all interest
>>43409137funny, I was gonna say Lord of the Rings specifically so she didn't have an aneurysm from his writing
>>43436085Twiggy Piggy
>>43436847T-Twi, are you okay?
>>43437077Yes, but you're about to not be.
>>43437080Twiggie loves me too much to hurt me
>>43437083you should have thought of that before you bent the spine of one of her books
>>43437394books are meant to be read, Twi would never harm me for just wanting to read...r-right?
>>43437080>but you're about to not be.Does that mean I won't be okay, or... I won't be at all?
>>43437478yes
>>43438163unnnf sexy purple, have a boop
>>43438190That's lewd!
>>43372663I WROTE A GREEN!>A crash from downstairs wakes Twilight from her sleep.>She stumbles out of bed and clambers down the stairs, blurry eyed.>"Anon," she groans, "what in the name of Celestia are you doing up at 3 in the morning?">She smacks her lips."What does it look like?">Grinning, you motion to the table, on which sits a mess of cables all plugged into a machine covered in blinking lights.>"It looks like you stole somepony's science fiction doohickey.">She raises an eyebrow at you.>"You... you didn't do that... right?" >You scoff."Twi, please. I learned my lesson after the sixth time.">She stares at you, unconvinced."Dr. Whooves gave me this. I swear! He just dropped it off. He has a weird sleep schedule.">"Okay," she relents. "What does it do?""Let me show you," you grin.>You type something into a keyboard plugged into the whole setup, and hit enter.>The machine's lights brighten, and it begins to make a whirring noise until a flash of light blinds both of you.>On the machine's pedestal sits a coffee mug that reads "Best Dad Ever.">Twilight picks it up with her magic, and looks at the mug with curiosity.>"How does it make this stuff?" She asks, setting it back down.>Smugly, you answer her question, delighting in her intrigue."It doesn't. It takes it from another dimension. To be specific, where i'm from. EARTH!">Her jaw nearly hits the floor.>"You mean I can finally study the human technology you've told me so much about?!?">You give a nonchalant nod in response.>"Wowowowowowowowow," she beams, unable to contain her excitement. "This is incredible. This is...""A total game-changer? Pretty much.">She looks at you impatiently.>"Can we check something out right now? Pleasepleasepleaseplease?""Okay, okay. Jeez.">You begin typing something into the machine once more, and a TV appears.(1/2)
>>43438772>One week later...>Twilights hooves clop on the floor as she paces around the machine.>"What happens if i try to teleport Anon? Since he's from that dimension, maybe he'll just be transported to the pedestal...">Twilight's curiosity gets the best of her.>She tries it.>There's a flash of light, and on the pedestal sits Anon."AHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE AM I?!?" Anon screams in terror.>"Oh, sorry Ano-" Twilight is interrupted by Anon, rushing down the stairs and screaming upon seeing another Anon sitting in the middle of the library."WHAT THE FUCK?" Anon interjects."IS THIS EQUESTRIA?" The Anon on the table asks.>Twilight turns her head between both Anons, wide eyed, as they both focus on her."TWILIGHT! WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?" The Anonymouses boom simultaneously.>She begins to tear up. "I'm sorry. I just wanted to test a hypothesis...">Looking at best pone crying, the Anons can't help but feel guilty.>After taking a minute to calm yourselves and explain things, Twilight understands the situation.>"So basically, there's thousands of Anons out there?" Twilight asks."Yeah. We've been going strong for a while," Anon 1 says."Pretty much," Anon 2 shrugs.>"Wow. Well, you seem to be doing pretty well considering the circumstances," Twilight notes."Yeah, good job, man.""Thanks! I mean, it's something lots of people wish for, but, yknow..." Anon 2 stands up. "Anyways, Anon, do you want to bring some others over, too?""How many? I don't think going above six would be smart.">Anon 2 smiles devilishly."Six sounds fine.">FFW 3 hours>Ponyville is in ruins.>Wild Anons scour the wreckage of the buildings for traces of snowpity.>Various factions have formed, and certain mares are worshipped and protected by Anons as they battle for dominance.>Princess Celestia sighs, looking from a tower as a stampede of Anons approaches Canterlot.>"Twilight, Anonymous, I am going to KILL you two for this.">Anon gives her a defeated look.>Twilight looks at the floor, ashamed."Sorry, Sunbutt.">"I'm so so so so so sorry, Princess.">Equestria is at war.(2/2)This is only the second green i've ever written so advice/critique is greatly appreciated thanks
>>43438778>>"So basically, there's thousands of Anons out there?" Twilight asks.This should be tagged as horror!
>>43438772>>43438778Based writefren
>>43372663She doesn't look like that.
>>43438778I'm not going to share Twilight with other anons. She's mine. I'll kill all of you.
>>43439520Twicat? Catlight?
We've been getting too much twilicorn lately, can we get some more unicorn twi posting
>>43439958
>>43439958Based!
>>43438778Nice green, anon.
>>43438794I can confirm it was horror for many mares especially linky because anons kept smelling her>>43439036>>43440362Thanks!>>43439399Don't worry, (You) were the original.
>>43439958Faustian believers unite!
>>43438778>Twilight>and an army of Anonsjust imagine the train they could run on her...good green
>>43440933GUARDS! Arrest that Changeling!As if Twilight would ever treat a book like that.
>>43440970UNF!All in the name of science, of course.
>>43432756You lost your virginity?
>>43440970>>43440987Do you want to share your waifu with other anons?
I like cute purple girls!
A recent oficial post btw
What happened?
My favourite part in Feeling Pinkie Keen was when Twilight didn't listen to a warning and a bee stung her butt, inflating it into a balloon and lifting her away into the sky.
>>43441552The most delicious maresmell. The sparkle magic part reminds me of an old idea I had for a single panel comic. Twi is levitating and reading a book and Anon leans over with blood in his nose to ask "Hey twiggy, mind cooling off the old plasma torch for a bit? I think you're filling the room with ozone." I haven't drawn it because it's not very funny, but fun fact; Twilights magic is the same color as ionized air, unlike most unicorns who would need other gases to make their colors.
>>43441295It beats fighting over her. Hypothetically, we'd all like Twi to ourselves, right? But if one Anon can show up in Equestria, there's always a chance more could too...
>>43441552>A recent oficial post btwBased?
>>43442786Anon, it sounds like you have a thinking man's fetish.
>>43442948I'm thinking of the situation in the greentext, where there's thousands of Anons.
>>43442786I wouldn't say I hypothetically want Twilight to myself. I do want Twilight to myself.Frankly, I like Equestria for being Equestria and the more Anons there are the less Equestria it becomes. It'd probably be less of a deal than I think it is, but I'd prefer to go alone.
>>43441222Yeah.
>>43443202Sorry to hear that, man, hope you find it
>>43443094Totally! I feel the same way. But I don't think I'd kill any of you guys over her.
>>43443202did you check under your balls
>>43443202From an early visit to Equestria right?
>>43443202how?
>>43441552This is neglecting that all ponies would smell like sweaty, musky, unwashed horses
>>43443973UNFFFFFFFFFFF *sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff*
>>43444211I wish Twilight would sniff me in my sleep...
>>43444726Twilight did nothing wrong.
>>43444224She does, she just removes your memory with a spell whenever you catch her.
The board is unnaturally fast today.
Twoloigh Sborgle
>>43445054She must really like doing it.
>>43446034:(
>>43446034This must be very depressing.
there's something about an older (but not old) unicorn Twilight that I find irresistable
>>43446602You'd have to change your mindset like how you don't feel devastated when your rabbit dies because you know they had a really good life.
>>43447195yeah but this is way more complex than a dead pet that's like one of her soulmates
>>43447212It's similar. I guess if you live a billion years you would change so it would only be a dull pain. I really did like that rabbit.
>>43447180>an older (but not old) unicorn Twilight that I find irresistableYou like hags anonYou have great taste in women
>>43442014What an angel. An angry angel, but it doesn't matter.
Why do I have a desire to service Twilight sexually?
>>43447275Because she's absolutely perfect. Look at those eyes... so stunning. She's passionate, incredibly so, and smart too. Who doesn't want a smart marefriend?
>>43447275I wanna eat her out under the covers every morning before she even wakes up
>>43447432She maybe of high intelligence, but she's prone to freaking out over dumb things and over analysing certain situations! Kinda like me.
>>43441222No, I'm not a loser.
>>43446034Well after a few centuries she'll get used to that. She's more resilient than Discord, who the comics show that once Fluttershy died he just locked himself in the ruined Caterlot Castle catacombs.
>>43448322TWILIGHT, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP! NOOOOOO!
>>43448988She has NO ass!
>>43449017This statement is FALSE
>>43449196Welost
>>43449196>>43449524More like wewon
>>43449910I adore Twilight but I'm not sure I could handle her acting like a cat.
>>43450119I'm sure I can handle her as my wife!
>>43449017Do you KNOW how many burgers she consumes??
Too many wings in this thread
>>43450704I tried to fix it but I was too weak against the power of the shit-taste anons
>>43450709Oh, that is adorable. Makes me think more of Sci-Twi but I love that whole expression.
Mornings with Twilight!
>>43450753Morning cuddles with Twilight.
>>43450998Twiggy Piggy
>>43450998>It was a massacre..
>>43447760Check your grammar and spelling before calling yourself intelligent...
>>43450709It's okay, we're small in number but our passion makes up for it. Unicorn Twilight forever!
>>43450779Morning sex with Twilight.
>>43451539Smug Twiggie is so fucking hot bros
Are there any NSFW ASMR audios of Twilight?
>>43452139no
>>43452139yes but you can't have them, she made them for me
>>43452139Maybe?
>>43452037Aside from the broken back I really dig this style.
Oh, and that's game. Good work, everypony.
