Wtf did they do to Faust
>>43378816Time makes fools of it all. Also she's raising a preteen.
>>43378816>JUST
>>43378816She just saw what she had to shill didn't she?
Hasbro literally sucked the life out of her. We need to find a way to put it back in.
>>43378943A woman denied her mares.
>>43378816The RAPED
>>43378943Waiting for Punished Fausticorn art.
>>43378816I actually cant fucking believe its her, she looks like she just came back from a trench war
>>43378816>>43378943
>>43378816>>43378943I thought this was a man wearing a purple wig...
is it me or was she letting the seethe seep through
>>43378816We need to do a new card for Mom to cheer her upJesus fucking Christ
Education is fucking expensive in Burgerland so I guess she kinda had to sell herself to Shitbro to be able to finance her daughter's college and all.
>>43380943>I'm afraid it's been... 15 years
I just want to go and give her a hug...
>>43378816She looks like a beta version of Tabitha
>>43381444like ur mom
>>43381444beta'? looks worse to me!
>>43381490ANONIMOUS!
>>43378816make her appear to promote a show she didn't even work on
>>43378816She’s 51 years old anon
>>43382354If you can't even see that it's not just age speaking in that photo you have genuine facial blindness, lord autismo.
They raped her characters and made her watch.
>>43378943>Make something truly magical>Get kicked from your own project, because you refuse to conform to suites who know nothing about cartoons>The show begins a rapid decline>They same suites don't learn their lesson, and make G%>It fails miserably>Years later they come crawling back to you>yfw they still don't get itIf know how much of fim was Faust's idea, then you'll understand that Hasbro has never had an ounce of creativity in them
>>43382395Can you just say nigger? I'm tired of you hoodbronies shittiing up the board
>>43382502nigger niggidy nig
>>43382556Thank you
>>43378816someone make an grandma version of Fausticorn
>>43378816She regrets adding lesbians in her show
>>43378816
>>43382206>individuality individuality individualityThey don't understand the show and this is just some gay shit.
>>43380917There does exist trench warfare in the world rn. Mostly in Ukraine, but it's out there
>>43382790NO FUCKING WAY
>>43383024What is "the My Little Pony franchise"?
this is what happens after you create bronies
>>43381230And then the college will turn her daughter into a golem woke drone. Hebrew can't stop winning.
>>43378816Shes backlit and lit from the side. Her hair is shading her face. She has eye shadow and cheek shadow makeup. She got a check to show up to pony life 2.0 reveal.
>>43380943invisible... invisible...(Faust!)WALKING BY THE WALLTHE SHADOWS WILL NOT FALL
>>43378816it doesn't help that her new hair color literally looks like a grayed version of the old red she always had
>>43384945Shes been dyeing her hair since the 90s. I bet its been completely fucked beyond repair from that if she stopped.
>>43378816I personally think she looks good. Total GILF material.
>>43380943>Punished Faust>A Woman Denied her Mares
>>43380943I'd love to sit down with Mom and play the Metal Gear Solid games.
>>43378816The good timeline has Faust smiling from all the success of all of her original cartoons that did get picked up.
>>43378816the cursed chrischan question theory might be true man
>>43378816You'd look like that too if you thought you were revitalizing a children's franchise only to watch helplessly as your good intentions spawned a fandom of autistic middle aged men who spend their free time discussing how they want to fuck the cartoon ponies you created.
>>43383720correct, select again
>>43378816Oh my god
>>43382354My mom's older than her and she looks youngerThis is not normal
>>43385130Yeah yeah, blame it all on usHasbro didn't do anything, it's all our fault
>>43385130Most content creators dont care about people jerking off to their characters. Even most women don’t. If Lauren cares then its a huge personal problem for her and her alone. It would be like being concerned people jerk off to you in real life. Trying to control everyones thoughts like that or being burderned by them while also championing the idea that you’re an enlightened feminist is hilarious.
>>43382502nigga nigga nigga niggai am 100% nigga
>>43385203>GODDAMN IT I NEVER SAID THAT IT'S A SPLICE YOU ASSHOLE *cans.wav*
>>43385130Post nose
>>43378816She traded youthfulness and fertility for wealth and popularity. The Faustian bargain.
>>43380943>Celestia... I am already a Nightmare.
>>43385130>>43385195Anons, 100%, and I mean it, 100% of cartoonists draw porn of their characters. Whether erotic or humorous, it happens.
>>43385130Post again but acknowledge the fandom even less and sound more jealous. Youre just mad fluttershy has a chaos god tearing it up.
>>43385398not women
>>43385406Probably not fucking, but kissing and romantic stuff, yeah. Reminder the ticket master was supposed to be the m6 simping for big Mac.
>>43385411>Potential incest in the pilot episode.God, Lauren Faust was so based for that.
>>43382206Can they just tell us what the show is actually fucking ABOUT??? Why all these buzzwords?
>>43385130Faust would spend her time with a million horsefuckers before she subjugated herself to sleazy disgusting libertarian jewish corporate managers again.
>>43385519We still have /ss/ in the first episode.>>43386143She definitely "gets" Chan culture even if shes not a poltard (who accidentally made a poltard show under 100 layers.)
>>43386143>libertarianmeds
>>43386296>She definitely "gets" Chan cultureThat's a bit of a stretch. I would rather say that she isn't afraid, disgusted, or judgmental of us./mlp/ and 4chan in general were very different back when she was visiting us.
>>43386312Its way worse, infiltrated, subverted, and filled with non pony fans.
>>43385398Exactly.
>>43386312>/mlp/ and 4chan in general were very differentYou mean the world was. We didn't change, we simply adapted.
>>43386796>We didn't changetraffic of a certain board mysteriously quadrupling overnight is a change
>>43378816How's her vagina stench these days? Any good?
>>43378816She watched helplessly as they raped and mutilated her wonderful creation, and then somehow convinced her to sell her soul into supporting molesting it's corpse even more...
>>43380943>Why are we still here? Just to suffer? The ponies I’ve lost, the fandom I’ve lost, won’t stop hurting. You feel it too, don’t you?
I can't imagine having to answer the same questions to autistic bronies who are now in their 30's and 40's long after the show has ended and way longer than she was involved with. A hell I wouldn't want to live in.
>tfw Hasbro says you can regain your youth if you molest boys at cons
>>43385058>Be earth 2 faust>Sony picked up your movie medusa>Did well at the box office and almost beat the latest Pixar movie>Get picked up for toil and trouble >Does so well it gets 6 seasons and it's own dedicated community>2026, after so many years she releases milky way and the galaxy girls. Becomes a moderate hit and a ton of porn is made in the first hour of reveal>"My little pony? Yeah I enjoyed working on that but I had to move on to other things."
>>43387812This makes me suicidal >She really is tight casted>MLP and what fucking DC superheroe girls
>>43387818Well at least she can always get a spot on whatever project Craig is working on
>>43387346>We didn't changeI stand by what I said.
>>43387827Nepotism
>>43387840This ain't the 70's anymore, you gotta know someone get anywhere
>>43387843I think their daughter will be a great artist when she's older
>>43387849>I think their daughter will be a great artist when she's olderThey're both in their 50'sThat ship has sailed
>>43387859BuddyAre you serious right nowLike actuallyTHEY ALREADY HAVE ONE
>>43387861Did not know thatThey didn't seem like the type
>>43387868She's like 9-10
>>43387870Well in 10 years she'll be able to be working as a story board artist and then in another 5 or so get her own shownHopefully the industry will have burned down and rebuilt itself by that point
>>43387785I'll take one for the team, anons, someone has to keep her young enough to make more pony in the future
>>43387884She might shoot herself
>>43387868You didn't know?
>>43387889I don't keep up in mom's personal lifeWhat she shoots out of her crotch and starts talking is none of my business
>>43387889I miss that pfp so much
>>43387889Someone draw porn of it
>>43387812We can manifest this world! Let’s make it happen!!!>>43387896CANON Pony characters are not “her personal life.” I knew about this character without knowing anything about her child at all.
>>43387966She used to post her daughter on Twitter a lot
>>43387966>Let’s make it happen!!!I will handle the porn part, you do the rest
>>43387969We need porn of Faust's daughter.
>>43383024oof, the brutality.>look at self in a mirror>I just look my father>we are all ageing
>>43378816She’s tired of your shit.
>>43378816Why she looks like Bob Dylan
>>43388304ESL
>>43378816i could of sworn she looked cuter at the panel
>>43383024holy kek
>>43378816only the top percentage of foids look good in their 40-50sany mare enjoyer should already know this
>>43388337I think people are mostly shocked by how dead inside she looks.Anyone who's shocked that a woman in her 50s doesn't look like a supermodel any longer is a retard.
>>43388337Her expression is the haunting part of this photo you fried retard. We know she's old... we just wanted to see her smile again. to lie to us. to tell us everything was going to be okay again....
Why does she look so frumpy and fat now? Did her tits shrink too? Like goddamn.
>>43388362
>>43388361She looks just as done as us.
>>43388362>women age like milkwhat a discovery for you, anon
>>43383024jej
>>43383024Holy kek. Didn't even notice at first.
>>43388362Plump and juicy, just like the way I want it.
>>43388370Just eat right, drink water, exercise, stop being sedentary, dont live in a west coast shithole, you age fine.
>>43388346>>43388361I get that. But if she made the same facial expression 15 years ago it would not have been as impactful. Her aged features heavily contribute to the overall vibe.
>>43388398Lol nope. How you age is almost entirely dependent on genetics, same with how old you'll get. Trying to live healthy is pure cope.
>>43378816That's what happened when Craig forgot to have sex with her for a single day
Reality is a torture simulator that abuses your capacity for hope to keep you going despite the overwhelming evidence you'll find that things never do get better.
>>43388404You sound like a dysgenic shitskin who gave up on life. I weep for the microbiota cursed to devour your flesh when you pass.
>>43388419Kek, read some scientific articles sometime, dumbfuck. But I guess that's above your healthy brain's capacity.https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/jan/29/long-life-age-health-genetics-science-research
>>43388421>Prof Uri Alon and colleagues at the Weizmann Institute of Science in Israel say>>43388366
>>43388424Lol, okay fitcel, keep coping.
>>43388419>>43388421¿Por qué no los dos?
>>43382206>No faust Already bad enough but >9 minute episodesThis just pissed me off. More than possibly imaginable. One of the nice things about him is that it has a proper show time length. I'm sorry but 9 minutes is far, far too short. Especially for a show that's claiming to teach emotional virtues! This is absolutely ridiculous. The only possible reason they could be shortening it by that much is because executives think the reason their views are dropping is because nobody has an attention span long enough to focus on it.>Clipped and celebrated across social media platformsJust pretty much confirms it. They're saying "we don't think anyone, especially children, have a long enough attention span for a proper show length. Everyone's in tiktok right? We want some sweet sweet tiktok money." So. Fucking. Stupid. And just plain rude!
>>43388407I'd help her with that.
>>43388398This. My mom is only a year younger than Lauren and is in substantially better shape just going for 4 mile walks and not eating like shit. You only get like that by complacency making excuses.
>>43383024EVERY DAY I LOOK IN YOUR EYESEVERY DAY I WATCH YOU DIE
>>43385406Didn't Faust draw ed edd n eddy yaoi or was it rebecca? Either way, it ain't no even one glimpse of a chance Lauren Faustian Bargain got into that industry where the women make that and hasn't made naughty work involving her characters even only once, written or drawn, it just ain't, buddy.
>>43389209Do you think she's drawn clop
>>43388362Her sleeper latina genes finally kicked in.
>>43389209It was rebecca
>>43389216According to all my calculations and considerations for the chemical structures binding to the female human brain of this subject in particular, I've come to concluce that there's a 12.8% chance she's drawn at least softcore pedo incest between Big Mac and Applebloom; 16.5% chance of interspecies sex between me and an older version of my assistant dragon Spike in drawn form so incest but only symbolically; 22% of regular porn of Spike x Rarity, 37.1% chance of hardcore incest between Big Mac and Applejack; 43.5% chance of long erotic novels of a passionate incestuous secret affair between me and my older brother Shining and lastly; 65.9 % chance of lesbian rape fantasies both written and drawn of Celestia abusing her power to groom and molest me. I believe these numbers are mostly correct based on extensive research I've ponysonally made, though I'm afraid some potential biases may have influenced the results so I'm open for fellow enthusiasts on the dark arts to make their own research on the discourse.
>>43389283Image or didn't happen
>>43389287Sir, all I have is a peer reviewed research paper I've develop on my own of probabilistic approximations of the reality of the facts as they've been presented. All I can show for are the fruits of my labor through results.Though regrettably it is indeed that access to the hypothetical contents discussed cannot be provided even to my hooves right now as we have yet to witness. (Regrettably for scientific reasons naturally...) I swear in the name of science and Celestia that I possess none of the spicy contents you demand or accuse me of withholding and I will not tolerate such accusatory language to my credibility as a scientist and anthropological researcher of this subject matter any longer. Refrain yourself from such anti-scientific etiquette before I'm cornered to resort to moderation.
>>43381171This unironicly. I'll be seeing her in person at Everfree. I can actually hand her a card in person if we make one.
>>43381171get well soon card
>>43389819Make sure you're not fat, you don't have a beard, and don't stink before you see her, nonny!
>>43383024damn
>>43378816It really does feel like a humiliation ritual. I don't think a lot of people understand how common it is for executive types to utilize those.
>>43378816she just needs a good spanking and plapping
>>43390703do not the mom
>>43390647Remember her agent has been booking her at cons. There is some money involved in this, that the con itself is expected to pay. It may be a humiliation ritual of sorts, but so is any job.
>>43390703The mom does the spanking
>>43387818>tight castedAllow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
>>43390810Don't copypasta me bitch
>>43388091based
>>43390817lrn2spellmorgooder
>>43380943STANDING
>>43385402Im mad the chaos god isn't tearing up ME
>>43385398Lauren doesn't seem like the type though. Or maybe i'm just too naive
>>43385398>>43391981Lauren would absolutely not do this. Mom is too sweet and wholesome toward those she loves, and this naturally includes her little ponies.
>>43385402>>43391046Noncanon, retards. Lauren Faust’s one and only statement on Fluttershy and Discord’s relationship is that she was happy when he was stoned FOREVER.
>>43378816>>43378943Ha$br0 C&D'd her soul.
>>43385398100% is too much. It would be more reasonable to say someone in the animation pipeline does porn of the characters they're working with, and most pipelines are big enough that this is practically 100% of characters having 'official' porn. But that doesn't necessarily mean the creator, it could be an animation lackey, a storyboard artist (as we actually have with mlp iirc), etc.
>>43392150I wish I had talent so I could be the freak that drew porn of his OCS all of the time
>>43388404>>43388421Genetics is a cope Jewish doctors use to not investigate ailments and say you need to buy pills for the rest of your life.>>43388407I wonder what he thinks of /mlp/>>43388538Its not about attention spans. Its about cramming more views into less time to make their failing show appear more popular. 2x 9 minute episodes are 2 "views" vs 1 18 minute episode. Its retarded and Jewish but its how they decide to operate. >>43389216Probably when drunk>hey Craig look at this hahahaha
>>43390712She also used her 60 second of speaking time to shit on the new writers as much as possible>my favorite G4 song is art of the dress>star swirl the bearded was supposed to be a funny name for a costume episode, not a character
>>43392348Based
>>43392348Doesn't Twilight say that he's a real historical figure in that episode though?
>>43392982Luna does
>>43392348>>my favorite G4 song is art of the dress"All we ever want is indecisionAll we really like is what we knowGotta balance style with adherenceMaking sure we make a good appearanceEven if you simply have to fudge itMake sure that it stays within our budget"It so perfectly describes Hasbro. Can't believe we used to have retards on here who wrote entire diatribes claiming it was all just coincidence. Some people really are willfully blind.
>>43392997Luna is also mentally disturbed
>>43383024I want to laugh but also cry.
>>43387400I mean she's going to a bunch of cons for the first time in years so clearly she must enjoy it
>>43393678>petiretard
>>43392982That's not the point. Making episodes about him goes from funny world building to "fans of the show writing the show" tier writing.
>>43392348>she was shitting on Star SwirlWell I wouldn't say that. Maybe she does think it's a stupid idea for him to be a character with a VA on the show, but it could also mean that she intended him to ever be mentioned in name. Like a silly name like Dumbledore or Gandalf the Gray, not necessarily that she think's it's shit. But I wouldn't rule it out.
>>43394617Star Swirl was supposed to be an obvious pony version of Merlin from Arthurian legends witch is the most traditional, classic wizard of them all.That's the joke. He's ponyfied Merlin.Him becoming real in later seasons is taking the joke seriously or missing it, and that's what Faust meant.
>>43393669The problem is that it's retarded because the dresses were gifts. There was no budget to be concerned of.
>>43394923Rarity had her own budget.
>>43393669Holy shit you're right.
>>43394927Bruh.
>>43394951
>>43394923>lol how do I shot metaphor
>>43392982Yeah, but he's a long dead one. It's like if a show brought up King Arthur for little joke and then later in the show the actual King Arthur showed up.
>>43382472>Years later they come crawling back to youI'm out of the loop did I miss something?
>>43395490Not really, they're just using Lauren for marketing purposes at con panels. As far as I know she's not actually involved.
>>43395491Fucking lame. Put the woman i charge again and make infinite money. I don't understand Hasjew. Everything they get that's moderately successful they end up setting on fire withing 5 years
>>43394534>opinion from a rarityposter
>>43378816She looks perfectly normal. You have been brainwashed by memes.
>>43394923A budget can be any amount, including zero.
>>43393669Also interesting how the song starts with Rarity singing "Never stressed" when making dresses and ends with her singing "Always stressed" once the inane demands come in. I think it's telling on how Faust views making art in general and making art for ignorant buffoons.
>>43395784Tolkien was never stressed and he was a WW1 vet who grew up before TV, internet and porn. Whats her excuse?
>>43395790She's a woman.
>>43394923I have no idea if you are aware but fabric is actually fairly expensive especially natural high quality fabrics, assuming they don't have a lot of pony made fabric. you also know rarity would be using the best of the best. thread costs money too but its fairly negligible especially if bought in bulk, her tools she uses cost money too but she already had what she needed on hoof. granted ponies are smaller and would generally need less fabric but the dresses still need to be lined to make them comfortable so you're gonna be using almost double the fabric.
>>43395790Hasbro.
>>43378816I'm just here to fuck horses. No idea.
>>43395806Aha. They sing "our budget," not "your budget."
I hope Lauren kills you all in your sleep.
>>43396076I'd be fine with that.
>>43396076Why so hateful Lauren?
>>43378816Faust Ficker 11: Faust und Fuss zugleich
