THEY OFFICIALLY REMOVED SMARTPHONES FROM G^
Poor Pipp
>>43380504>rape
>no phone bullshitThe only good thing that comes out of this pile
>>43380504Pippsqueaks lost.. but it's probably for the better
>there are men on this board RIGHT NOW who waifu'd THIS
PHONE PLAN RAN OUT
G% officially removed 6 minutes off of the new shows runtime
>>43381875Cope
>>43380504I really don't get why they made such a big deal out of announcing this, like some sort of "see? we're listening" right after dropping a dozen of bombshells that they are entirely NOT listening.
>>43382704>like some sort of "see? we're listening"They were probably coping at first because going back to the G4 timeline FORCED them to abandon the smartphone idea (which is bad for a toy company since they are always looking for useless shit to turn into toys, especially great if there's potential money coming from the smartphone industry) and now they're trying to sell that as "we listened guize!!"
>>43380504Source?
>>43384219Was in the panel today
>>43384225holy based if true
>faggots conveniently forgetting that G4 had smartphones too.
>>43384460Everyone forgot everything about Pony Life
>>43384231I mean they literally have no other choice. There were nor smartphones in the G4 era because they do not have the technological standard yet.
>>43384460That show was not canon.
>>43385367Yes it was.
>>43385687Cozynigger, you of all people should know that canon is whatever you will it to be.
>>43380504Oh no!Anyways...
>>43380504Smart phones are so last decade anyhow.It's all about AI now.
>>43385687Except now Rarity and Applejack have been kicked out of the Sacred Timeline.
>>43384460That was just a funny gag.
>>43385776I’m trying, but the Haberverse continues to rape my brain day and night!!!>>43385795LOL!
I just watched FaolanCortez' video about SDCC (who is a massive G%fag) and he got personally offended that they said that G& isn't going to have any phones. He thought it was an intentional slight against G% LMAO
>>43385834
bump
>>43385834Kek nice
>>43385834lmao
>>43380504phones n shit
>>43385828Just say no. They cannot legally fuck you without your consent. It's like, illegal.
>>43387104Thanks, Anon. You’re right. I just have mental issues that I probably need drugs for, but I have no idea how to get prescribed anything because am I really going to go into a therapist’s office and cry about a TV show’s ending to see what they recommend? That would be so cringe! Not to mention, they’d probably get their diagnosis wrong. I’m not schizophrenic. I don’t think I see Cozy Glow appearing to me or anything like that. But she still has infinite importance to me as the fictional character she is. And I’m also of the belief that we can’t know what’s out there in the multiverse, so Equestria probably does really exist. And maybe not just one Equestria, but infinite ones. Also, maybe our imaginations actively create universes that literally do exist. Who knows?That’s one of the many reasons why I find condemning this horrible ending so important! But you’re right that it’s also equally important to replace it. That’s why I’ve been thinking about writing a Pony Bible. Like, if you wanna be a Christian, you gotta read the Bible. If you wanna follow Ponyism, you gotta read the Pony Bible? But this would be based on Faust’s vision.I hate “Watch the whole show” niggers so much! The show is evil!!!! FUCK MLP!!!!!!!!! But just fuck the evil corporate child-murdering brand owned by Hasbro and raped by Josh Haber and his minions. REAL Pony will ALWAYS matter!!! YOU ARE NOT A REAL PONY FAN IF YOU LIKED SEASON 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>43387315You are a pedophile, william..
>>43387315Okay Chris chan
>>43381853NO DAMN IT FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>43387315> wuhi had to take a breath to get through this post saneplease get back to me when you have a working draft of the pony bible. im curious.
>>43385851brutal
>>43387315>I just have mental issues that I probably need drugs forThe only thing that would have fixed you is getting physically bullied as a child.
>>43380504sending pip unsolicited dick pics
>>43389852Can you give them to me too
>>43384597SECONDARIES forgot everything about Pony Life because they suck gay penises
>>43380504I love being one of these posts lmao
>>43381335Yes.png
>>43389856sure anon will you suck me off
>>43385851Kek
>>43389883Yeah but it's my first time so
>>43389892me tooshould i just send them directly to you?
>>43380504Are you sure about that
>>43390301yes
fat
>>43389852>
>>43391589
>>43391593>Show me the dick you got>Anon shootin' them ropes real hot>And I'm likin' it a lot (good time)>It's the party the world forgot>So slow it down until we lose control (ohhh-ohhh-ohhh)>I don't think that I can take much more>I'm 'bout to lose my mind (I'm about to lose my mind)>But then I'm gettin' pounded on the floor>I think my dreams (dreams) came (came) true (true)
>>43391589>tfw got a flashlight just to make my dick shadow obscenely and cartoonishly large to embarrass her
>>43387315God I haven't even watched S9 and only a handful of clips of the Lolita character but holy hell are the Gollyfags utterely insane and based
Bumping
>>43387315Unhinged
>>43385366Considering everything else they're changing, why care about staying in line with *that* of all things?I 100% guarantee you they didn't omit cellphones because "G4 Equestria wasn't advanced enough".In fact I wouldn't be surprised if G6 Twilight and her friends actually HAVE smartphones, but just surrender them on the first day of camp.
>>43380504She looks like she was close to just inviting all those anons to fucking pin her down as a crowd
>>43395247Pipp gives the best blowjobs. Like she's starving.
