Never fall in love with a Yandere
ayy lmao
>>43390140no, you see, you should fall deeply in love with a yandere and when she starts sperging out with her psycho autism and threatens you and people around you, it is YOU who kidnaps her and locks her up in your basement. then you treat her like a (chained) princess and cater to her every need (within the range of the chain)
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>>43390140>>43390575a match made in heaven
>>43390575>You're never going to be with another mare anon!!!! You're mine you belong to me!!!*sips tea* So true.>And I'm going to make sure you stay that way!!! *handcuffs you to the desk*OwO that's pretty hot dear! Love it!>Now I need to go in the kitchen and get dinner ready, don't you dare leave this house, not that you could even leave this desk....*Watches her dress swishy swish into the kitchen* OwO>He's going to love me... he's going to love me... *accidentally gets a cut on her finger* Owww!! *I'm suddenly standing right behind her* Need a bandaid dear?>Yeah I... *face turns red* wait you were supposed to be in the handcuffs.... How did you?... wha... I'mm so sorry I just didn't want you to leave and I...Don't worry dear, I just took off the cuffs for a second to see if you wanted any help in the kitchen, now let's get you that bandaid UwU>*she hugs me* Oh anon, you're the best captive bf ever. *I squeak like a squeaky toy as she wraps her arms around me*>You're nothing like Mr. Horseykins. *she smiles*... wait who?>Ohhh uhh... *stammers* he was um... maybe I had better show you. *she pristinely but embarrasedly glides towards a locked door and turns 10 different keys.Ummm, dear... who is mr. horseykins? >*the door creeks open and there sits an old wooden rocking horse attached to it's panels, the room smells of disinfectant and the wood is broken in multiple places as if pieces have been ripped off, the paint is scratched to hell, creepy tools are scattered throughout the room on the floor* >There he is darling, he was my first love, but now I have you and we're going to be so happy together *she squees**You're brain takes a second to process this* .... ummm wait a second....>What is it...? It's just that....>Oh is this too disturbing for you?... Sorry... sorry oh dear... this must look terribly creepyNo.. no it's just that... ... mr. horseykins is bigger than me...>Oh is that all?
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>>43391315There's a manga about this
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Thanks for the advice, Cheese.
>>43393797>>43393802>>43393805sauce?
>>43393805>>43394589Capture the Flag in the First move. There's a bunch of these with different anime girl stereotypes, the tsundere, the older girl, the gyaru slutty one.
>>43391748assert dominancerape mr. horseykins
whatever happened to the yandere threads anyways?
>>43390140oh my god breasts against a metal door handle would hurt so muchare you ok pinkie
>>43395905How do you know this? Are your man breasts sensitive, Anon?
>>43395903>hold my hooveDamn Twilight how do you not know the difference between singular and plural? Some egghead you turned out to be. No wonder I'm the one getting all the headpats from Anon.
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