Why is she so hot bros?
honestly she's the least hot of the m6 desu
>>43392842She looks stupid there
wait fuck I did not see that
>>43392832natural beauty
>>43392842UDDERS?! wtfff
>>43392859fludders
>>43392832She probably smells terrible with her coat and mane constantly having animal rubbed all over it.
>>43392832Residual heat from the gunshot
Anons are missing out on this horse
>>43392832you wont like this but its because her color scheme is closest to that of a humanalso her voice is hot
>>43392992horrible news about applejack
You like soft, traditionally feminine girls, it's not complicated.
>>43392877
>>43392832Plootersha :)
>>43392832Worst pony thread.
>>43392832She is a HORSE
>>43393903cute
>>43393903
>>43392832I love her so, so much
>>43392832She became a fucking mary sue after being able to domesticate the fucking spirit of chaos, after that I couldn't take her stupid existence.
>>43392842>deleted KEK jannies>>43393135Mythical in 2026
>>43392832Cute voice, and a fat girlcock. >>43393135She doesn't shower though???
>>43394505They made her sarcastic as shit. Twilight is the one with no personality and who everyone likes for no reason when she doesn't do anything to earn respect. Though shes not quite a mary sue, because she looses every fight and is an idiot Nopony in G4 is a mary sue, just badly written post-faust, but mary sues are a form of badly written character
>>43392862Kek
>>43394578we call them "marecocks" around here, fag
>>43394578Closeted homosexual
>>43394665I want to be a woman so technically, but also I am bi so
>>43394877Can I suck you off
>>43394948most likely carnivore of all ponies
>>43394962
>>43392832
>>43392832worst pony
Opinion on Futashy?
>>43397177never understood it
>>43392832Reminder: I love my hot wife
>>43398380Reminder: I hate your ugly wife
>>43398388We don't even know who you are
>>43398397You must be new then, you'll learn
>>43398413You stay away from my wife and me
>>43398418Her plush is sitting on my desk looking at the screen right now :)
I love her so much
She's okay. I feel like we wouldn't be very close in Equestria just because I'm a little talkative for her, but then again she remains close friends with Pinkie and Rainbow Dash so anything's possible.
>>43398419She's my wife's friend so I have to vent my hatred through violent expressions, I would never actually hurt her if it meant hurting my wife
>>43398439I feel like your wife would probably not approve of your attitude regardless, Nonny.
>>43398440We've come to an agreement on this matter I just have to not interact with her when possible, in group situations I'm allowed a limited amount of snide comments as long as they aren't disruptive. We have a whole chart and contract and everything
>>43398430I know that>>43398439At least you know your place
>>43398447I think you have a poor understanding of your wife if you think she'd be okay with you hating one of her best friends.
>>43398464She knows I can't help it and we've worked on how I can express my feelings. I can never like the pisshorse but I will also let her live her life and support her friendship with my wife
>>43398471Nonny, I am going to say this very gently to you. Your wife currently doesn't know you. You are going to have to meet her, get to know her and convince her you are someone not only worth her time, but a lifetime of love and adoration. You are going to be doing this while simultaneously hating one of her best friends. I mean this sincerely, I'm not trying to be an asshole: good luck.
>>43398475I did all that already, get with the times
>>43398492You're allowed to ignore things that make you uncomfortable but it is something you should really think about. If you truly love your wife and want to be with her forever you're probably going to have to change your attitude towards Fluttershy when you're actually in Equestria.
>>43398496The ponies are friends with Cranky even though he doesn't like Pinkie. Sometimes you just have to learn you can't be friends with everyone. I won't harm flutters and I'll be nice when I have to but I won't brute force my way into liking the pisshorse
>>43398511The end of the episode is him explicitly saying they're friends because she did an incredible kindness to him but that she's still too much for him. Pinkie's too much for her best friends sometimes. You don't need to like Fluttershy but you're probably going to need to stop hating her because the simple reality is that you're not going to be able to pretend to not hate her long enough to wife up your waifu, and if she's made to choose between Fluttershy and you she's picking Fluttershy.
>>43398520I'd never make her choose, I'd even help flutters if it was for my wife's benefit or would make her happy, but individually I do not like her. My hatred it limited to an agreed upon and reasonable level, I will still post about her being vaporized
Stop talking like the ponies are real. They don't exist, they never will exist, Equestria is not real anywhere in any existence, you will die alone and unloved and return to an endless void for all eternity.
>>43398526I don't mean to be rude but I feel like you'd make her choose without meaning to. All it takes is regularly making snide comments like you mentioned earlier and even if you never do that around your wife, she's going to hear about it and she's going to feel responsible for protecting her best friend.>>43398527picrel
>>43398527this faggot thinks the ponies aren't real haha>>43398530That's why it had to be negotiated into a reasonable and manageable way that won't cause harm, flutters knows the situation and was consulted about what types of remarks I'm allowed to make to express myself. Mentions of over the top cartoon violence is permitted because it is comedic and I come across more like a clown than a villain.
I saw Fluttershy at a grocery store in Las Pegasus yesterday.
>>43398601Did you tell her that you didn't want to be annoying like some fans are?
>>43398639>"You mean like you're doing now?"
>>43398475>Your wife currently doesn't know y-GET OUT
>>43398527Why do changelings make posts like this?
>>43397177
>>43392832I love the Fluttershy Middle video.
>>43400549This is why I could never be with Fluttershy, we're both people pleasers and we'd just end up in a back-and-forth where we try and get the other to say what they really want.
>>43398527Speak for yourself fag
>>43398527This nigga wants to hog all the ponies for himself. I'm onto you.
>>43398527Forgot to mention that all these ponies would be scared of the anons here and find them extremely creepy, gross, and mentally disabled.If you were lucky they'd just put you to sleep as to end your suffering.
>>43401873Projection
>>43395387God damn it, I want a burger now. Every time I see a pony eat burger or pizza, I want to eat one too.
>>43403358I only ever feel that way when I see a juicy steak.
>>43392832She's not hot she's freezing from snowpity
>>43403654yeah from having no snowpity LMAO
>>43403658Fluttershy has LOTS of snowpity you fucking animal
>>43403661yeah 0% snowpity aka NO snowpity at all.
>>43403563Eat a Hoof
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>>43392832Sweet, feminine, nurturing (animal care), and submissive with a naughty side is an instant turn-on for any sane male.
>>43406366Its a mythical creature in modern times with SSRIs, birth control, and feminism making 50% of women under 30 mentally ill.
>>43406465Gotta rettake our culture to make that the exception and not the norm again.
>>43406465Nonny, I don't want to concern you but if you think you can be with any of the Mane Six and you aren't going to get some amount of mental illness you may need to rethink your understanding of their characters.
>>43406488What he's describing is 100% mental illness all the time everyday all day vs occasional outburst. Quite disingenuous.
>>43406484I recently read Parkinsons meds mess with dopamine. It turned one guy into a rapist and another lady into a porn star. These medications mess with people's mental state more than companies realize. Even simple medications like antihistamines seriously impact mental health. #1 step needs to be banning most medication.
>>43406517>I recently read some schizo bullshit on /pol/
>>43407558I want her to drain my apples if you know what I mean
>>43407846I'm not sure I follow
>>43392832SHE FUCKS HER OWN BROTHER WHILE COSPLAYING RAINBOW DASH
>>43408113Reminder Zephyr is Fluttershy's baby brother. It's more likely she diddled him when he was small.
>>43408130she groomed him, just like rarity groomed spike, just like applejack groomed apple bloom, just like no one groomed scootaloo because no one wants her
>>43407616Um actually its the BBC. KILL YOURSELF RETARD. Keep popping those brain frying drugs. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg0xxwn041o
>>43408225>#1 step needs to be banning most medication.>t. Retard (You)
>proven wrong twice>doubles downI wonder if its easy to see which one of us fried their brain on medication.
>>43408311Most medication is used to enable people to actually stay alive, unlike your /pol/ mindrot thinking it's all happy pills that you just need to "man up" to do be able to do without. You can talk to me again when your balls have finally dropped, child. In other words, don't expect another response.
>>43408321>rejects facts>copes>copes harder and runsThe mark of someone who has never visited ncbi, and Trusts The Science™>>43408555Cute and checked
this bitch refused to pay for a service after being ok/satisfied with it she deserves her ending, deep down she is not that nice and had to pretend for her own imagestill hot
>>43411155This is out of character.Never post this heresy!
>>43392974flutters why are you wearing panties?
>>43411155cute and canon!!
>>43392838True but she's still hot as fuck tho.
yay
>>43414941LOUDDEEERRRR
>>43415188yay
>>43412769This
did y'all forget this screencap? or i am too damned lost in time and space?
who said that?
>fluttershy gen already died
>>43418090you missed the point, its not about why mlp got popular, its about why OP thinks fluttershy is hot
>>43419594UNF
>>43420271Sinful creature, this why she's the worst pony.
>>43420359>this why
>>43392832>Why is she so hot Because I push her into molten lava
>>43420280Huh this post is disliked for some reason. Must be a foid.
>>43420031Waaait a minute... I recognize that artist...
i just want to rub her big forehead
>>43392832Because she is worst pony.
>>43392832 OP is a faggot and used the worst picture possible
>>43420280Test
>>43422479What are you doing?
>>43422897
>>43423307Why is she incapable of using a lower-case e? Fluttershy that doesn't make any sense, I don't think your keyboard being broken explains that.
>>43423313UsE casE?
>>43406484The only way that would happen is if people collectively do a lot of fucked up shit.In other words, welcome to the new normal. Don't assume my gender, please.
>>43426361Yeah, I've long since realized this world is beyond salvation. Just poniponying until I expire now.
>>43392832She's at her hottest when she's being cruel. She'd smother you under her ass and not give a fuck beyond a mean quip.
>>43427232true
fluttershy makes me leak
>>43430191>My um...children of the night~...*evil laughter*>-Oh um..terribly sorry, Mr. Harker..i-if that's ok..
I know what you did OP. I'm not complaining ^:)
sex with Flutterbat, if you know what I mean
>>43431182what did he mean by this
>>43392832"hot" fluttershy is easily the ugliest of the mane six
>>43434026I was waiting for her to bite the hand, kek
>>43433413Stop staring at me with em big ole eyes!
foal making sex with Fluttershy, if you take my meaning
>>43435718>There are anons who'd say no this thisGrim!
>>43435850to this*
>>43436155>Knight and his faithful steed
>>43436155>Steed and her faithful knight
>>43436155>Steed knight and his faithful
>>43438650Looks like the showrunners themselves had the same thoughts all along>Our mother...was in porn?!
>>43436155>Chuck and his faithful sneed
The bigger question is why is her mom so hot?
>>43439890Her mom looks mid as fuck
>>43439346don't forget to cut them up for her firstand she's gonna want ketchup too
>>43441646
>>43430700What did OP do?
Bump
>>43443291Samefagging, I see.
>>43445587Fluttershy would buy Wonderbread
>>43445887cute
>>43440968Nah, she's gonna throat 'em whole.
>>43448175doesn't seem safe. is she able to swallow hot dogs without chewing them like the LA Beast?
your favorite pony is the cutsy, shy demure girl? no waaaay brogonna assume your favorite flavor of ice cream is vanilla and you listen to imagine dragons also
>>43449364>I'm super peeved right now!How did that air on a childrens show
bump
>>43449864>Wife Fluttershy>Forget that means dealing with her woodland critters
>>43450943Faust's strongest soldier
>>43449864Yeah why wouldn't you want a loud screeching cunt who hates you?
>>43449864>gonna assume your favorite flavor of ice cream is vanillaWell, yeah. Vanilla's fucking good.
>>43395423Imagine her farting down your throat
>>43451497
>>43451776
>>43451497Forgot flag sorry
>>43392832because of this scene
>>43454055This scene still makes me lol
>>43450275This is what keeps me from putting fluttershy as #1. It'd be like marrying a zookeeper while living in her zoo. Your carpets? Covered in animal hair (and water bowls). Your bathtub? Covered in animal hair. Your pantry? Reeks of kibble. Think you're getting any love from your wife? Sorry, it'll have to wait until all of the animals are taken care of. Feeling sick, bedridden? Sorry, the animals come first since you're man enough to take care of yourself, anon.Also, the constant apologizing gets old and becomes aggravating after a while. Trust me.
>>43457927Oh and don't even think about swatting away that delicate mosquito sucking your blood or that precious huntsman spider just trying to live its life or you'll have to spend the next hour either consoling a sulking fluttershy (after she tries to administer critical aid to the dying bug until it finally expires) or dealing with her flipping out and lecturing you about the sanctity of animal life
>>43457927I'm not a flutterfag but I'd imagine that Fluttershy's cottage would practically be a lot less top down than it appears, since the animals in the show have some degree of sentience they could all pitch in with some help
>>43457943>he doesn't let spiders live in his house and keep it clean of bugs
>>43457927I take care of animals both big and small for a living so this wouldn't be that different from my day to day, so it's not a deal breaker for me, not even close
>>43457927AIslop
>>43458471Bruh, it's almost 7 years old.
>>43458883i didn't mean the pic
>>43459220The text then? It doesn't look AI-generated either. And even if it was, I don't see how it would matter.
>>43459247it does and it fits for a false comment
>>43459609not a bot but thanks for the (you)
>>43459891and there it ishere's another (You), slut
>>43463042pretty
>>43431547Nah that honor goes either to AJ or RainbowDash
What if Fluttershy was bald, would you still like her
>>43466580hell yeah
>>43457927It can work if you also love animals a lot, you'd just split the work.>>43457943>tfw I'm partically already like thisMy family used to complain that I'd find worms on a hot sidewalk, and I'd drop everything to pick'em up and throw'em somewhere shady with dirt they can dig in or water them so they get a boost.As a kid I had to convince my parents to not instantly murder spiders, and became the "spider handler"Only mosquitos are my exception.
>>43468796Teaching kids to fear insects is part of our society's brainwashing to promote animal cruelty. Most animals are harmless.
>>43469420ok so?
This is a pretty butterhorse.
>>43470202yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7V5zGqrgrc
How does she cope with everyone knowing about her tail extensions?
For anyone at Mare Fair. The Fluttershy Appreciation Panel is at 2:00PM today. Come join us as we give her the panel she deserves. AKA fuck the guy from previous years.
>>43472531Fluttertavia
>>43471747>AKA fuck the guy from previous years.wuh happen?
>>43471747>>43472850i'd like to know too
>>43472850>>43472920The last 2 Mare Fairs, and at Neighcon. The panelist would showcase Posey, EQG shy, and Flutterdash shipping for a majority of the panel. He would talk for about 30s to 1min about any given topic, then play videos that last 5 plus minutes, all while looking at his phone the whole time without providing any commentary. The worst was when he play'd a 16 MINUTE Flutterdash shipping video all while scrolling on his phone. It was so bad at Mare Fair, that the audience turn out the following year was pathetic. This year turned out better than I ever could have hoped. We mogged that faggot so hard, and hopefully Mare Fair never hosts that faggot larper ever again.
>>43473064nice
