>NO! Please don't look at my search history! >I swear I'm not a weird dragon Anon! >For the love of Celestia please don't look!!!"
>>43401053Relax little nigga, I'm just turning off history saving.
>>43401053Why is it all gay porn...
>>43401187>Not all of it is gay! I'm pretty sure I watched other stuff as well at some point! >Can you at least close it while before Twilight see's it?! She'll totally freak out!!!
>>43401193I think you meant "close it before" and not "close it while before", learn to speak properly you dumb lizard.
>>43401053"That's a lot of diaper porn, Spike. Did you want Twilight to mommy you again?"
>>43401053Why is your whole YouTube recommended feed filled with nothing but egg-laying compilations?
>>43401231>Of course not! She's technically my mom anyway, the diaper stuff is born from... curiosity.>>43401234>Uumm... I wanted to figure out how dragons do the baby thing! It's... r-research!! that's all!>Now can we please close that! I don't need anypony seeing this! They'll think I'm weird!!!
>>43401053Oh damn, Spike. You are in so much trouble when Twilight finds out what you've been searching. She will spank the daylights out of you!
>>43401053If she ever finds it, I'll tell her it was me and I did it as a prank on the two of you. Maybe I was doing a bit of dragon research of my own and got the idea to mix in a few absurd joke searches to mess with you. Your retarded fetishes are safe with me, little bro.
>>43401053... Damn, I didn't know there were that many gangbang videos of Rarity floating around.
"Huh... That's a lotta.... white mares with curls... suppose there's worse kinds to be into."
>twilight got a virus on the library computer because he was trying to figure out how to get flash running so he could play double the funOh you!
>>43401193Spike, that is a crossdresser... it's all gay porn and I'm telling Twi
>>43402963> NO please! Don't tell Twilight! Is there something I can do to change your mind, I'll do anything and before you ask I mean ANYTHING!
>>43401750Is this supposed to dissuade him?
>>43403313Find the deed to Golden Oak and use your freaky dragon magic to rewrite it so my signature replaces Twilight's. It'll be hilarious!
>>43402068We have a hero amongst us.
>>43402359>>43402080The idea that he would obsess over Rarity to such a degree is hilarious but also kinda sad, he needs to grow some balls and just fuck Gabby already, gryphon clearly wants the D.
>>43402381
>>43403320Eeeew... first interracial sex, now interspecies?
>>43403317You'd choose the hollowed out tree rather than the crystal palace?
>>43403322HOLY HONKERS!!!
>>43403325Any port in a storm dude, it's not like he's getting any other opportunities.
>>43403326>crystal palaceThe what now? Never heard of that one. Is it in Ponyville? The only crystal anything I know about is in the Empire!
>>43403332Of course I meant the crystal empire, that's the only crystal thing there is, what else would I be talking about? Spike can hack the mainframe.
>>43403328eeee
>>43403315yes
>>43403313I'm going to tell her, I'm walking out right now to find and tell her, I'm going to tell her Spike, I'm going to tell her
>>43403920Wouldn't work on me.
>>43404766>My life is overSpike fell into a deep state of depression, not realizing that he could just delete his search history because he's actually that stupid.
>>43405393Yea, but Spike is young, and does not understand how good it is to be spanked by a sexy mare. He would hate it.
>Spike, why do you have so many AI images of Rarity pooping on you?
>Spike, why do you have so many AI images of you pooping on Rarity?
>>43406263>>43406664Why is Spike such a deviant?
>>43406776Dragons are known coprophiliacs
>>43406263>>43406664Wut
>>43406024Based
>>43406263>>43406664>Twilight's already being told so I might as well confess at this point, I like the butt stuff OK? All of the butt stuff, guy and girl, guy and guy, girl and girl, poop and fart stuff. There you have it. Happy now? Twilight's gonna kill me over this.
>>43404766Dubs confirm Twilight is being told, let's see where this thread goes.
>>43406024haha?
>>43406024Can we turn this thread into a twilight spanking thread? I think I can speak for me when I say I want this as much as I want the Twily spanks.
>>43407744Haha.
>>43403322Now he has something to fap to.
>>43403320He's only into ponies
>How to kill self painless
I'll show Spike all the porn people made of him fucking Rarity.
>>43408176Looks like people don't want it as much as you do, tough break.
>>43409707>shota x maturebasado
>Spike, I've been hearing from Anon that you've been looking at some strange things on your laptop >You're not writing more fanfictions about Rarity are you? I told you to stop that>NO! It's n-nothing to do with that! Everything's fine!>Oh really? Let's have a look at your search history then.>NO! TWILIGHT DON'T!>...>...>...>Spike... how could you be into this kind of stuff?! >Sweet Celestia, if anypony see's this you'll be sent to the moon!>I need to send a message to Luna, maybe she'll know how to fix this without getting you banished!Spike is sweating now, who can resist Luna's moon?
>>43410154Define Luna's moon
>>43410270backside, derriere, rear, butt, rump, posterior, caboose, bottom, behind, booty, ass. Take your pick, I've got more.
>>43401053>He browses dragon-supremacist forums
>I'm so sorry Spike, this is all my fault. >I read a book on dragon sexual development, and it's only clear to me now how badly I've been neglecting your needs. >You need real friends your age, and you seriously need a father figure in your life. >I've been talking with Big Macintosh, and he's agreed to spend time with you on his downtime. He'll pick you up from school, which you're also starting tomorrow morning.
>>43401053Do you think Spike would be into pony porn or dragon porn? Probably pony porn since he is attracted to rarity right?Its funny, it reminds me of birds and dogs becoming attracted to humans because they've been separated from their own kind for so long. kinda sad actually
>>43411897koko the gorilla was addicted to human nipple so it is within the realm of possibility this faggot dragon would betray his own specie
