What if you went to Equestria only to find out you can only go to Anonquestria where every mare, stallion, alicorn etc. is another Anon?
>>43401189>rape battle royale
>>43401189Like every pony used to be an anon? Like Rarity used to be a /moon/fag and Bulk Biceps was some /vst/fag? That'd be horrifying.
>>43401189As in they're aware of it or?In any case that doesn't sound so bad. Way I see it I get to hang out with friends.
>>43401189>a society made up entirely of unhinged autistic antisocial outcastsIt would devolve into complete anarchy before I even get there.
>>43401189
>>43401189I like the idea where everyone is pretending to be the character they ended up as. The entirety of Equestria nothing by anons trying desperately not to be found out as an imposter. They all got partial memories and skills of the original character, enough to fill the role without being completely lost, but not accurate enough to realize that every other character is an imposter too.
>>43401189>Go to Equestria>ButI'm going postal if it isn't 1:1 to my fantasy.
>>43401189It would be brilliant.
>>43401189One of usOne of us
/mlp/ anons or general anons?In the first case I live a happy life amongst my friends!
>>43401213>Everyone is a reincarnated Anon taking on the role of a pony>No one knows>They all think they're the only human
>>43401189Still better than the christian afterlife.
>>43401560>No one knowsYou can't convince me not a single one wouldn't slip up.The minute something happens I'm full on expecting >Witnessed>The ((griffons)) did this>REEEE>put me in the screencap!And others. Like full on chain reaction of concentrated autism up to Celestia herself pulling off the biggest >"CHECK EM FUCKERS!" While bringing the sun near ground level.
>>43401735with all the autistic unicorns around. I imagine eventually all of them would just break into another reality to live with their waifu's>waifus are all just a bunch of anon's again.>everytime its just anons
>>43401507>Oh, I know what you mean! It was the same for me when I gave my first kiss to... A dolphin?! Really!?>Err... I mean.>Really... Good memories!>Yep, that's me! Good old Sea Swirl! Kissing sea mammals! Mmhm!
I don't fucking know, anybody down to try and fight Timberwolves?
>>43402233even the timberwolves are anonseven the everfree forest is a anon who is suffering because he is a cursed forest
>>43402236>even the timberwolves are anonsSo, do they still look like this, or... What?
>>43402281Fuck, forgot the picture.
>>43402281>>43402283yes
>>43401189i'd cry
>>43401189>rape
>>43401189Are we talking about "everyone who has ever posted to /mlp/" or "just the faggots from /ptfg/"?These are very different scenarios.
>>43404670Everyone who posted in /mlp/ or 4chan itself for maximum chaos
>>43401189please iwant to read greentext of this
Would the pony you reincarnate as have some similarities to your original self? Like, if an anon who liked electronic music would they reincarnate as Vinyl Scratch?
>>43406062yeah and also the board you use so /biz/ and /pol/ anons would be griffons and so on
>>43406062>Be anon>Likes to jerk off>Watches porn daily>Dies and finds himself in Equestria>...As Pinkie Pie
>>43406653>>43406062>be /trash/man>reincarnate in b&thro shithole town from the movie
>>43407445So, this is a gay thread anyway lol.
>>43401197>tfw you meet your waifu but she's just an MLPG poster reincarnated
>>43407560Grim
>>43401189>you go to Equestria but it's nothing like Equestria and literally everyone is from hereI suicide bomb the nearest gay orgy.
>>43401560haven't there like 5 threads about this exact same premise in the past 4 years? is the user cycling of /mlp/ going turbo or did everyone develop dementia?
>>43407703>I suicide bomb the nearest gay orgy.The anon sex orgy?! Sign me up!
>>43407712their head homo isn't around to screech at you for 'nooticing'but yes to both questions
>>43407712not that i'm complaining, the premise is good for greens
>>43407712how do i find the older threads?
>>43407764lurk moar, flaggot
>>43407765please?
>>43407773There are archives. The one in your head from being on the board, plus sites.
>>43401189>twist: the real ones are still there, but in hiding>sometimes they sneak in to gawk at the freak show>the mane six run special classes on blending in with the anon while infiltrating
>>43407712Anon, people have been recycling the same threads and topics for years at this point, especially after the show ended. For fucks sake one of the most persistent memes in /mlp/ history is recycling the same thread from 2011 as a pseudo ritualpost to attract thread simulators
>>43407965>bread stimulatorsthank dog we don't do those anymore
>>43401197Look for a big pillar of smoke at the horizon. Yep, that's where the Kirin village used to be.
>>43407985Does anyone want to tell him?
>>43408355bgm's aren't funny
>>43408355No, I also pretend they don't exist anymore
>>43407712we're a board arguably dedicated to one show exclusively since no one talks about g1,2, or 3 or eqg anywhere near the extent of g4. recycling is our specialty
>>43407773desuarchive
>>43407773we flagods have to stick together.
>>43408551Cute!
>>43401189I hope whoever handles the finances isn't any /biz/ anon or we're going to be poor.
>>43401189I'd take it because any Anon that transforms into a pony is autistic and gay enough to act the part
>>43409965Don't worry, it's a former schizoid homestead guy from /out/, he'll spend all our money in bags of rice and build an underground fort inside the Everfree
>>43401189>go to Anonequestria as anon alicorn>hide in uninhabitable mountains for 120 years to study magic or some crazy shit>after that time return to the civilization>120 years later there shouldn't bee any shitposters left expect for few>and if few immortal anons came to be still alive kicking should behave okay since they would have been overthrown/banished by then otherwiseeasy win
>>43410251Where do you think all of those spergs will go when they die? Every anon will still be around.
>>43410259To Tartarus? To pony heaven? Literary anywhere else? If they keep coming back with 100% memory retention I might consider ending the life cycle, they will ask for it sooner than later anyway.>not our EquestriaTeaming up with every willing anon also is an option too. Since dimensional portals are a thing in Equestria it should be possible to move each anon to separate Equestrias untainted by anon plague one or few anom friends at time. Whatever long time it might take.
>>43410251What determines you'd be an alicorn upon getting to Anonyquestria?
>>43410305>they will ask for it>an anon is dying"I've had enough of this world, I want out.">reborn as a foal into the same world>suddenly, sucking on pony titties"This is the greatest life! I wanna stay here forever!"They will not be looking for a way out.
>>43410308My muscular ass and long thunder thighs. It is obvious that divinity is determined based on lower body mass male or female.
>>43410319Man am I lucky to have a big man ass!
>>43410318I guess I will be working on the portal myself then?>120 years have passed and yet I do not age>shitposting has lost its effect on me yet the suffering continues>green scourge grasp chokes>past >>43401735>present >>43410318>and the future >>43401189>got to get back - back to my Equestria - Alicornnon
>>43401189i'd sell chicken nuggets from my totally legal chicken farm and all of the anons will buy it making me super rich
>>43410251In reality alicornhood is reserved for those who ascend on the halls of anonhood, the best amongst the worst, the most autistic (or least autistic depending on your interpretation), which I'll assume it's gonna be either one of the two guys still posting on /po/, and an honest to god oldfag from 2003 who somehow kept going after all these years
>>43411763I do wonder if there really is a oldfag from 2003 at all
>>43412165Who knows, some people never let go, maybe there is someone in their 40s lost in a sea of underage /v/ posters, especially after /f/ died
>>43402236It's like that one Rick and Morty bit where the whole planet was on a cob, but it's all Anon instead. Even the atoms are Anon.
>>43410308Not being a virgin
>>43412312But that's impossible! You have to be a virgin to use /mlp/!
>>43412838no not really
>>43401189I'd scream in agony, I think.
>>43405250>Lauren Faust herself is somewhere in EquestriaTrapped in a prison of her own making...
>>43401189i would be able to tell right away because it would be the complete opposite gender ratio of actual Equestria lmfao
>>43401507Pretty sure there was a fic with a similar premise
>>43413766Faustquestria sounds interesting
>>43414679i mean would it?
>>43415112yeah you get to be with faust which makes it worth it
>>43412838>>43413266paying for sex doesn't counttrust me, I tried
>>43411763>/po/I think /vip/ and /gd/ are slower because they're not as (in)famous for being slow lol>>43412165>>43412284I remember last year an oldfag thread with originalfags remembering fucking SAand not "faux-remembering" by being newfags that read the wiki, an actual group of men in their 40s posting threads that have been thought to be completely 404d decades fucking ago
>>43415885>an actual group of men in their 40s posting threads that have been thought to be completely 404d decades fucking agodamn, at least there's still hope in the world of the old internet
>>43416193Eh, the old internet is still gone.
>>43416821no it still here you just gotta hope
>>43417192I wish.
>>43401189I'd chill with everyone there, seems cool.
>>43418301but what if there was like a anin who's your nenesis
>>43418934Himself, duh.If you're here, you're your own worst enemy.
>>43418944i mean at least you didnt end up in a world full of 3dpds so you shouldn't hate yourself that much
>>43418974Imagine hundreds of Anon Filly clones rampaging through Ponyville.>"Faggot! Faggot! Tendies! Faggot! Faggot! Tendies! Faggot! Faggot! Tendies! Faggot! Faggot! Tendies! Faggot! Faggot! Tendies! Faggot! Faggot! Tendies! Faggot! Faggot!"
>>43419349So much chaos and the dear ponies would collapse upon learning what faggot and how tendies are made out of.
>>43419873>They're made ou-out o-f-f-f-f CHICKEN?! OH THE HORROR, THE HORROR!
>>43401189Rape.Next question.
>>43420259Would you rape yourself?
>>43420505Yes, and I have already in order to practice my rape techniques.Next question.
>>43420511give us your top 10 favourite to rape and top 10 regrets
>>43420526>favourite 10.) The homeless man9.) My aunt8.) Fluttershy7.) The drunk woman in the bathroom stall6.) The clown from my son's birthday party5.) Rainbowdash4.) Anon #4043.) Anon #69032.) Your Mom1.) My Mom>Regrets10.) The homeless man9.) Applejack8.) Your Father7.) Angry Joe6.) My dad5.) Mando Pony4.) Anon #23403.) Applejack(again)2.) My son1.) Those striped sub-equid asses
>>43420562I salute you for your immeasurable sacrifices to push the art of rape into the future
Bringing the Anonfillies to my private island
>>43420702Jeffery Epstein?! I thought you died back there...
>>43420985That's not Epstein you fool, that's Marestein!
>>43420989Not Fancy Pants?
>>43420993I think you mean Blueblood
>>43421001Wasn't it Celestia?
>>43421513She's not the one caught on camera foalnapping
>>43401189Zero snowpity detected. Not going.
>>43421654There's plenty of snowpity in an anonmare!
>>43421663This is a blue board, why are you posting NSFW?
>>43421654I ate all of the snowpity in equestria
>>43421993Give the snowpity back to the mares!!!
>filenameyou mean poonervile now lmao
>>43411102>"totally legal" chicken farmWhat exactly are you doing to those chickens?
>>43422835Arising them ^:)
>>43422835Nugging them
>>43422835FUCKING THE CHICKEN BABY WOOHOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK!
>>43423042>anon's magic makes cocks stand tallWhat fowl magic is this?
>>43423199Anonymous Magic
>>43423240Dear god...
>>43423240I think you mean >rape magic.
>>43424312How does it work?
>>43424998Do you want me to show you?
>>43425047Y-yeah?
>>43425306Dammit. You're horrible at this.
>>43425383wait do you want me to say no so you can >rape me?
>>43425607The joke goes:Do you want to play the rape game?No!That's the spirit!
>>43425635very wise words
>>43425635I don't get it.
>>43426156>rape
>>43401189Look to the nearest library to see if I can find a portal spell to go to other dimensions and try my luck there
>>43427170If there was such a spell then an another anon would've done it before you.
>>43427648oh yeah true
>>43401189Do all of the ponies have a question mark on their face? Horror story.
>>43428370no
>>43428370Yes, even Celestia and Luna, super cursed.
>>43429838now i want to see a pic of that
>(You) and an Anonmare spend 2 hours bane posting irl with each other at sugarcube corner>>43401189Cursed premise, but I'd still try and befriend the Anonponies. Sure, they'd be mentally ill wrecks, but I'd probably find that to be endearing.
>>43401190I'd win the >rape battle royale.
>>43430498Cute art, anon!
>Be me>Mexicanon>Die and go to Equestria>Reincarnate as the iconic and highly beloved Pepperdance from the blind bag toys>Forced to spend the rest of my days in rural Marexico farming peppersGenuinely can't tell if that would be heaven or hell
>>43431658Forgot picrel
>>43431663Big win, that mare is very cute.
>>43431663would
>>43430498green mane 6 looks cursed.
>>43432633Perfect actually since green is the best color.
>>43432928then why is the fastest pony not red?
>>43433107Is this what you want?
>>43433406Do they scream MAAARES instead of WAAAGH?
>>43433414No
>>43433450we live in a society
>>43433406Literally me. WAAARGH!
>>43432928too bad its not very creative
>>43434291I mean any color is not creative, no?
>>43434664eh red is cooler than green
>>43433406>>43433414pinkie is designated weird mare of the group. NO SHIT
>>43435620Well yeah, how do you explain her doing all sorts of impossible things that other earth ponies can't normally?
>>43436097magic
>>43436097She's a wizard. Specifially, he's an Allegator.
>>43436689Chip the Ripper?!
>>43401189Meet up with some anons for fun
>>43436989No, she's a wizard of places and connections.
>>43437820how does one be a wizard
>>43438304You need your feet on the ground.You need your head in the sky.You need the fire in your mind.You need a body that moves like water.
>>43401189Is PVP enab->>43401190
>>43438318Do I have to move like jagger?
>>43438887yes
>>43431663Where is this pic from?
>>43401189I will find the anon I like the least and tickle him to death
>>43413821>he thinks they'll all be as they were when they warp overhue. It's on random, anon. Have fun!
>>43440198Fuck it, we ball.
>>43439655>medium.pngI'll give you one guess.
>>43440204some of them don't ^:)
>>43440198It's not random. They're all hermaphrodites.
>>43440347Holy BASED
>>43440361Oh my...
>>43440347>spoilerno plz no
>>43441331Why not?
>>43441824idk what it means but it sounds really bad
>>43442143It's not that bad... Trust me :)
>>43442499bit sussy there
>>43442143I bet you would know what it was if I translated it to weeb.I swear, our education system as failed us.
>>43442933>I swear, our education system as failed us.yeah the american education system sucks, no child left behind resulted in retards graduating who don't know how to read
>>43401189I'd probably live as a hermit regardless if Equestria was exactly like the show. Seems like a comfy place to live alone in.
>>43401189i'm going to destroy all of ponyville because im bored
>>43401991Seems legit.
>>43401189do they have computers in equestria 'cause i'll be using them for the rest of my life
>>43445085They seem to have vacuum tubes, at least.The anons-turned-ponies are probably working on reinventing the transistor.
>>43445570hopefully no mobile phones or its over
>>43445851Then don't go to G5 and you're safe.
>>43446197well yeah im going to the peak aka gen 4
>>43446469Great.
>>43401189find a nice home in ponyville to sleep and be a NEET in so I can play pony vidya
>>43447642Why not go out and explore?
>>43447917NEET for life
>>43410305Each new pony born gets a randomly selected copy of the minds of one of the original Anons as they were when they first came to Equestria. The only changes made to each copy is that their memories are mutated to switch up any personally identifiable names so that multiple copies of the same Anon cannot trivially identify each other.
>>43448350>mutatedThis thread in a nutshell!
>>43448365But enough about you.
>>43401189I'm going to hide in the attic of Sweet Apple Acres.
>>43448350>Anon cannot trivially identify each other.I mean anons will eventually find out, no?
>>43449506perhaps but that's the fun
>>43401189Hobomaxxing in canterlot lol
>>43440347
>>43450849Don't worry too much. You might think it would be a non-stop orgy of>rapebut it's more likely that everypony would be too socially awkward to make a move on anypony.
>>43450862so rapey it turns normal? quite something
>>43451415Actually quite rapey.
>>43401189id cry
>>43401189I'd cum.
>>43401189I'd go to the bar and drink my worries away and forget what's happening around me..
>>43450849>rape
>>43453918Do not rape the town bycicle.
>>43453492>"And that's how I ended up starting the tradition of the "Town Orgy"."
>>43452026>quite rapey.Found my new pony name.
>>43455563Wonder who'll be Always Rapey
>>43456174me
>>43456174The anon reading this.
>>43401190It's rape or be raped!
>>43458082I'm gonna rape (You)!
>>43401190yo anyone want to queue for squads? I'll be dropping in manehatten as this guy.
>>43458537it's like the question of barbers getting haircuts. but with Rape!
>>43459624Cherry Filler
>>43459835Not Screwloose?
>>43460465Do you know the pony I'm referring to?
>>43460468not really, explain now.
>>43461055It's one of Doug Winger's fan-made ponies.
>>43461073THIS GUY?! Fuckin whew what a old tart didn't know he liked MLP as well.
>>43461675he has good taste
>>43461675Bro looks like a raisin.
>>43462575That's because he's OLD, anon.
>>43463176Not just old. he died some years back.
>>43463398>spoileroh god...
>>43463398Well I just learned something today.
>>43464154+1 no contribution
>>43401189I'll >rape everything
>>43465302I will prevent that from happening, Anon!
>>43465980>rape
>>43401189I dunno, fukken go home?
>>43401189>Equestria except no snowpityWhat you describe isn't equestria, unless somehow anons are implanted with snowpities.. in which case it would erase just about their entire being and is essentially death.
>>43467238you're stuck here in this equestria now
>>43468431Fuck...
>>43468431i dont see a problem with that
>>43469472It's not the real Equestria...
>>43470348and?
>>43470612It sucks.
>>43401189>rape everypony
>>43415879>paying for sex doesn't count>trust me, I triedWho'd you attempt to have sex with?
>>43472578A Thai ladyboy, probably
>>43472588B-but that's a male and not female...
>>43471979They will >rape you first. It'll be a rapefest.
>>43472932I'd win even if the whole world aimed for me first.
>>43474072Lose actually since you'd be cummed up into more cum than anything really
>>43474072>rape
>>43402283Nah they're grown men who crawl on all fours with pieces of wood and leaves taped to them
>>43475620What about that medusa chicken?
>>43476140Guy in a chicken suit with a bag of cement.
>>43476186Yaks? Are they mongolian anons?
>>43476805yes
>>43477488GODDAMN U MONGORIANS!
>>43477495https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WlI24rv__gOOOOoooOOOOO
>>43401189Cum.
>>43478318soul
>>43401189Isn't that just /mlp/?
>>43480177It's /mlp/ if /ptfg/ metastasized into every thread and the effects became real.
>>43412165>>43411763Oldfag from 2003 here. I don't post to /mlp/ I'm not really into ponies I just clicked the post from the main page because I couldn't see what the image was.First of all fuck all of you. Second of all being stuck in magic pony land would be torture, but if it was all of you and me I guess I'd become king of the spergs after a while.
>>43480843>What would I be? Remember the fate of the villain in The Black Hole? That, but with ponies.
>>43480177what are the mods and jannies if so?
>>43481560Diamond Dogs.
>>43482003kek
>>43401189Do nothing.
>>43401189are all of the buildings anons as well or anon themed
>>43484280Yeah, green world.
>>43485754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iwHb189X84Now I want to hear a anon edit of this lel
>>43486809She's also an anon, so she'll try to do the same to you, and she also has a autism basement.
>>43487695It's a lot like the austrian basement, but autism.I hope you enjoy model trains in your butt
>>43488078Oh god not the trains, NOT THE TRAINS!!!
>>43489281It's MLP:FiM, so it would be local trains. Earthy equivalent would be something like 1850-1950.
Is it programmed to stop at 400, because it hasn't been updated to the new 500 limit?
>>43489862Anon, I just like rounded numbers ^:)
AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED
Well, what do you know.
>>43491838I guess mr austrian basement didn't like trains.
>>43491838>>43491848another block, this time for "doxing" of the Texan pedophilelol
>>43491858yeah the literal definition of furnigger uses bots to spam "doxing" reports on all instances of his name on 4chanhe REALLY doesn't want you to know that there's an open bounty for his arrest
>>43491869>also what happened to get him to get potentially arrestedhe's literally a known pedophile he gets really mad when you mention him getting catfished by cops over Discord hosting a semi-public website for CP distribution
>>43491869>>43491870oh and also apparently he's now doing fraudulent charge-backs to get 4chan Passes "for free" that's also a federal crime
>>43491877iirc he's using stolen credit cards for that at any rate his full dox is available on sites you'd expect them to see, tl;dr he's been fucking with the entire "Chudnet" sphere
>>43491882by "Chudnet" I mean 4chan (and altchans...), Kiwi Farms, Poastdotorg, Gab (kinda...) and other "undesirables"
>>43491884>he hates everyone to the right of Pol PotAh.
>>43491886nah, he's just your regular nigger that wants to chimpout, but is too weak to do it irl
>>43401189Does everyone have different cutie marks, or is it all "?"?
>>43401189>what if heaven was actually hell?Then it isn't heaven
>>43491993All ? CMs
>>43493256so is it like ? on twilight sparkle's cm and so on?
>>43401189I'd meet up with another anon to see if he has good taste so we can play vidya if there's any vidya in here.
>>43494689That would depend on how much of modern electronics the anons could reconstruct.Is anyone on this board working in chip manufacture?
>>43493853Replace all the symbols with ?'s, like it's a marker for a missing texture file.
>>43494731>Is anyone on this board working in chip manufacture?don't we have some chinese anons? I'm sure they're slaving away at the taiwan chip factory
>>43494736Don't think anyone here on this board is from Taiwan at all.
>>43495591Could be...
>>43401189At least I got to Equestria.
>>43497267yeah but not THE equestria we all know and love
Pooner!Equestria? Nuke it from orbit lol
>>43498518so what's this new buzzword that sunfag is obsessed about..
>>43401189freak the fuck out
>>43498377But it is AN Equestria, with magic and all that shit. We can research spells that will bring us to the real Equestria.
>>43499846would it cause any paradoxes to open a portal to Equestria in Equestria?
>>43500498no
>>43499846>We can research spells that will bring us to the real Equestria.There's magic for that?! I don't believe it.
>>43501434>EqG is not canon.Based, but that attitude won't help us in this situation.
>>43501968i suppose so...
>>43401189have a look around to see how equestria looks
>>43502969It looks the same to the show, if you think about it.
>>43503384no shit lol
>>43401189See who replaced the mane 6 and if they can save this version of Equestria.
>>43504306>Anonymous #41727>Anonymous but he furiously masturbates in the corner>Anonymous plushie fucker>Anonymous but he rapes everyone he come by>Anonymous #1337it's over for equestria with anonymous 6
>>43504591Nah, we'd win.
>>43504591These faggots are useless. This looks like a job for Dragonymous!
>>43504591i have faith for those six
After the inevitable rape war, I propose we organize our new society by assigning the remaining anons to the jobs most corresponding to their main board.>/pol/, /v/, /r9k/Slave labor>/lit/, /sci/, /diy/Scholars>/out/, /ck/, /an/Farmers, resource gatherers, cooks>/fit/, /k/The main fighting force>/b/, /trash/Exiled
>>43506053what about /a/ and /co/
>>43506401We don't talk about those two.
>>43401189Autism Equestria.
>>43507253home...
>>43504591>>Anonymous but he furiously masturbates in the cornerliterally me
>>43506401We make them create entertainment of course! Together.
>>43508023ah so they're our jesters we make fun of and be entertained by
>>43508319Well yeah obviously.
>>43500498No more than having a road that leads from one McDonalds to another McDonalds causes a paradox. Same name, but different destination. The portal would just be a portal (but one end of it would be better, because it's where the real Equestria is).
>>43509100I mean that is not close at all, one's a building and ones a dimension.
>>43509243You're right.We need to also research a spell for portals between Equestria and McDonalds.Gotta keep up our supplies of chicken nuggets.
>>43401189Doing degen shit would be easier to live with since you aren't corrupting an innocent poni.
>>43509632>It's going to be as degenerate as a furry convention, but extended to an entire world.Based?
>>43509363that's one way to solve the desire for chicken tendies that everyone will have.
>>43510180WE NEED MORE TENDERS! HARVEST YE CHICKENS IN EQUESTRIA!!!
>>43510617but the chicken in equestria are sentient, they can think like us
>>43511100>but the chicken in equestria are sentient, they can think like usI'm starving. Tendies. Now.
>>43509632>>43509922It'd kind of be a waste not to be since you're thrown into a largely consequence-free fantasy world.What's funny is that we'd eventually find someone who was sufficiently saintlike to be able to wield the elements and force them to become the ruler, so it really would be like MLP where 99% of the population are blithering greedy racist retards and a handful of good ponies have to try to keep the place from burning down around us.
>>43401991Sisi we know your cutie mark is for making stallions cum when you do while you're 69ing, and also like swimming or something.
>>43511438>a largely consequence-free fantasy world.dyewts? It's all about consequences and dealing with them. Until Poochie showed up, but that's another story.
>>43511485>and dealing with themSalient point>Until Poochie showed upPoochie was fine, actually. The problem was that the writers couldn't pony and couldn't write the M6. Starlight is a cunt so they were able to write her just fine.
>>43511491>she mind-controls everypony>she mind-controls everypony again>she sells someone's house when they weren't looking>As a result:>she gets promoted to headmaster of HogwartsStarlight Glimmer does not bother with "consequences". Recognizing your faults and becoming a better person is for lesser ponies.>Starlight is a cunt so they were able to write her just fine.Well-put, good sir, you have explained the late-season writers most succinctly.
>>43511514Glimmers fuckups basically go from worse-than-NMM-tier to S1-2 Twilight tier, so realistically that is a huge improvement>Recognizing your faultsFucking 60% of Glim's early post-reformation screentime is vocally recognizing her faults, it's probably her worst trait in terms of likeability>becoming a better person is for lesser poniesCompared to the general moral rot of the later seasons, I don't think you can really argue that her star isn't on the rise. S8-9 portray her pretty sympathetically.>you have explained the late-season writers most succinctlyExactly. I think you're blaming Starlight for something which was just endemic to the seasons she was in. If she wasn't there they would have been even worse since at least she both matches the tone and is moving forwards positively.
>>43401991sus
>>43401189do nothing. win.
>>43512275yeah you'll get raped by standing there you slut
>>43512658Nobody will rape me, I am Anonymous.
>>43513061>Anon gets raped by some greek guy who keeps bragging about how good of a sailor he is.
>>43513154Greek people aren't that strong... right? Maybe i'll hire a turkish anon to defend me just incase.
>>43513621turkroach will rape you as well
>>43401189open up a farm to make ez money
>>43514503What sort of farm?
>>43514961food farm duhh
>>43515343Oh good, I thought you were talking about sex farms.
>>43515655
>>43513061>rape
>>43516716HOW COULD YOU?!
>>43517161>rape even harder
>>43401189look for the anon who stole my bike and chase after him
>>43401735>Celestia herself pulling off the biggest >"CHECK EM FUCKERS!"I want to see this so badly
>>43511514>Starlight Glimmer does not bother with "consequences". Recognizing your faults and becoming a better person is for lesser ponies.And there's a problem with that?
>>43518680Yes, dummy.
>>43518680bad show writing is bad
>>43519298>bad show writing is badNo, even the later season can have something salvageable like the kirins so it's not bad per say.
>>43519610>the later seasons can have something salvageablelol no
>>43520026Anon, the kirins are actually amazing when you sit down and understand for once.
>>43520492>kirins>goodHA, haa.
>>43520761Yes.
>>43520798What's the appeal? They are just overdesigned ponies like how tumblr would add too much detail and red noses on every character they draw.
>>43521100>What's the appeal?Kirins are cute, simple as.
>>43521100Uh, Asian wife but a cute pony who could burn your dick off? Duh?
>>43521443>who could burn your dick off?if you wanted that so badly there's a thing called "blowtorch".
>>43521956>a thing called "blowtorch".That's a blowjob, but it's from a nirik.
>>43522252>That's a blowjob, but it's from a nirik.Aren't Niriks angry Kirins? I'd imagine they'd be too angry to have sex of any sort.
>>43522695Just piss one off until she rapes you. Ez.
>>43522700but wouldn't she just burn you Mortal Kombat fatality style then >rape?
>>43522709Kirin mares are a little more feisty than Equestrian mares, nonny. She won't hesitate to remind you of your place through >rape.
>>43522719eh I'd say Kirin mares are worse than pony mares since their general design looks worse in comparison to any mare.
>>43522741>eh I'd say Kirin mares are worse than pony mares since their general design looks worse in comparison to any mare.Bad taste, Kirins are sexy.
>>43523258lol no kirins arent
>>43523615Wrong answer!
>>43520492>green>socially awkwardWait a minute.Is Autumn Blaze secretly an anon that made it to Equestria?
>>43523615Time for>RAPE
>>43523901HAVE MERCY!
>>43523896>Is Autumn Blaze secretly an anon that made it to Equestria?ssshh keep it a secret
>>43523888god autumn blaze is so hot
>>43525198Yeah kirins are hot, anon. They're fire as niriks.
>>43525655lord i dont want a nirik to burn me to death while fucking
>>43511491>Poochie was fine, actually. The problem was that the writers couldn't pony and couldn't write the M6. Starlight is a cunt so they were able to write her just fine.No, Glimmer is a writer's pet and probably oc.
>>43526417Starlight Glimmer was a commie, and so were the all the writers. Of course they're going to favor the communist character.
>>43526479>and so were the all the writers.They're in a communist party?
>>43526479Starlight glimmer is one of the most effective demonizations of communism that's appeared in modern children's television though?Literally the #1 thing Starlight says is that the S5 premiere was evil. She mentions it way way more than the timetravel shit.
>>43527019>Starlight glimmer is one of the most effective demonizations of communism that's appeared in modern children's television though?No, it promotes communism actually.
>>43527545huh????
>>43527545No it doesn't retard, it makes it look stupid.
>>43528788yeah but commies are dumb so it make no diffy
>>43401189I'd blow up Canterlot Castle into pieces.
>>43529667rude
>>43401189Lick a filly's ear as a experiment... for a friend.
>>43530757haha?
>>43401189i will not pay taxes no matter what anon is sent to my house
>>43531981Even Giga Raper 4000 Anon? He'll leave your asshole gaping if you don't pay up.
>>43532462He'll also leave your asshole gaping if you do pay up.
>>43532462I'm a filly so I'll just sic the moralfags on himAnd a huge buttslut so I'll get to cum anywayMy taxes will remain unpaid
>>43532581will his ghost rape me if I shoot rapist anon dead
>>43533341Even death can not stop Giga-Raper-4000-Anon's love of rape.
>>43533770oh fug DDDD: have mercy
>>43533341>rape
>>43532614The cumming inside is you paying the tax.
>>43535054hot
>>43535054>sluts are tax freeniceTime to go sexually harass anonalis
>>43535662>rape
>>43536086>biggest rapist on /mlp/ gets the hottest rapist bodyThis equestria doesn't sound that bad at all
>>43536094So many cute fillies!!! I love green fillies!!!
>>43413766>>Lauren Faust herself is somewhere in Equestrialucky
>>43535662Look at her go!
