What if you went to Equestria only to find out you can only go to Anonquestria where every mare, stallion, alicorn etc. is another Anon?
>>43401189>rape battle royale
>>43401189Like every pony used to be an anon? Like Rarity used to be a /moon/fag and Bulk Biceps was some /vst/fag? That'd be horrifying.
>>43401189As in they're aware of it or?In any case that doesn't sound so bad. Way I see it I get to hang out with friends.
>>43401189>a society made up entirely of unhinged autistic antisocial outcastsIt would devolve into complete anarchy before I even get there.
>>43401189
>>43401189I like the idea where everyone is pretending to be the character they ended up as. The entirety of Equestria nothing by anons trying desperately not to be found out as an imposter. They all got partial memories and skills of the original character, enough to fill the role without being completely lost, but not accurate enough to realize that every other character is an imposter too.
>>43401189>Go to Equestria>ButI'm going postal if it isn't 1:1 to my fantasy.
>>43401189It would be brilliant.
>>43401189One of usOne of us
/mlp/ anons or general anons?In the first case I live a happy life amongst my friends!
>>43401213>Everyone is a reincarnated Anon taking on the role of a pony>No one knows>They all think they're the only human
>>43401189Still better than the christian afterlife.
>>43401560>No one knowsYou can't convince me not a single one wouldn't slip up.The minute something happens I'm full on expecting >Witnessed>The ((griffons)) did this>REEEE>put me in the screencap!And others. Like full on chain reaction of concentrated autism up to Celestia herself pulling off the biggest >"CHECK EM FUCKERS!" While bringing the sun near ground level.
>>43401735with all the autistic unicorns around. I imagine eventually all of them would just break into another reality to live with their waifu's>waifus are all just a bunch of anon's again.>everytime its just anons
>>43401507>Oh, I know what you mean! It was the same for me when I gave my first kiss to... A dolphin?! Really!?>Err... I mean.>Really... Good memories!>Yep, that's me! Good old Sea Swirl! Kissing sea mammals! Mmhm!
I don't fucking know, anybody down to try and fight Timberwolves?
>>43402233even the timberwolves are anonseven the everfree forest is a anon who is suffering because he is a cursed forest
>>43402236>even the timberwolves are anonsSo, do they still look like this, or... What?
>>43402281Fuck, forgot the picture.
>>43402281>>43402283yes
>>43401189i'd cry
>>43401189>rape
>>43401189Are we talking about "everyone who has ever posted to /mlp/" or "just the faggots from /ptfg/"?These are very different scenarios.
>>43404670Everyone who posted in /mlp/ or 4chan itself for maximum chaos
>>43401189please iwant to read greentext of this
Would the pony you reincarnate as have some similarities to your original self? Like, if an anon who liked electronic music would they reincarnate as Vinyl Scratch?
>>43406062yeah and also the board you use so /biz/ and /pol/ anons would be griffons and so on
>>43406062>Be anon>Likes to jerk off>Watches porn daily>Dies and finds himself in Equestria>...As Pinkie Pie
>>43406653>>43406062>be /trash/man>reincarnate in b&thro shithole town from the movie
>>43407445So, this is a gay thread anyway lol.
>>43401197>tfw you meet your waifu but she's just an MLPG poster reincarnated
>>43407560Grim
>>43401189>you go to Equestria but it's nothing like Equestria and literally everyone is from hereI suicide bomb the nearest gay orgy.
>>43401560haven't there like 5 threads about this exact same premise in the past 4 years? is the user cycling of /mlp/ going turbo or did everyone develop dementia?
>>43407703>I suicide bomb the nearest gay orgy.The anon sex orgy?! Sign me up!
>>43407712their head homo isn't around to screech at you for 'nooticing'but yes to both questions
>>43407712not that i'm complaining, the premise is good for greens
>>43407712how do i find the older threads?
>>43407764lurk moar, flaggot
>>43407765please?
>>43407773There are archives. The one in your head from being on the board, plus sites.
>>43401189>twist: the real ones are still there, but in hiding>sometimes they sneak in to gawk at the freak show>the mane six run special classes on blending in with the anon while infiltrating
>>43407712Anon, people have been recycling the same threads and topics for years at this point, especially after the show ended. For fucks sake one of the most persistent memes in /mlp/ history is recycling the same thread from 2011 as a pseudo ritualpost to attract thread simulators
>>43407965>bread stimulatorsthank dog we don't do those anymore
>>43401197Look for a big pillar of smoke at the horizon. Yep, that's where the Kirin village used to be.
>>43407985Does anyone want to tell him?
>>43408355bgm's aren't funny
>>43408355No, I also pretend they don't exist anymore
>>43407712we're a board arguably dedicated to one show exclusively since no one talks about g1,2, or 3 or eqg anywhere near the extent of g4. recycling is our specialty
>>43407773desuarchive
>>43407773we flagods have to stick together.
>>43408551Cute!
>>43401189I hope whoever handles the finances isn't any /biz/ anon or we're going to be poor.
>>43401189I'd take it because any Anon that transforms into a pony is autistic and gay enough to act the part
>>43409965Don't worry, it's a former schizoid homestead guy from /out/, he'll spend all our money in bags of rice and build an underground fort inside the Everfree
>>43401189>go to Anonequestria as anon alicorn>hide in uninhabitable mountains for 120 years to study magic or some crazy shit>after that time return to the civilization>120 years later there shouldn't bee any shitposters left expect for few>and if few immortal anons came to be still alive kicking should behave okay since they would have been overthrown/banished by then otherwiseeasy win
>>43410251Where do you think all of those spergs will go when they die? Every anon will still be around.
>>43410259To Tartarus? To pony heaven? Literary anywhere else? If they keep coming back with 100% memory retention I might consider ending the life cycle, they will ask for it sooner than later anyway.>not our EquestriaTeaming up with every willing anon also is an option too. Since dimensional portals are a thing in Equestria it should be possible to move each anon to separate Equestrias untainted by anon plague one or few anom friends at time. Whatever long time it might take.
>>43410251What determines you'd be an alicorn upon getting to Anonyquestria?
>>43410305>they will ask for it>an anon is dying"I've had enough of this world, I want out.">reborn as a foal into the same world>suddenly, sucking on pony titties"This is the greatest life! I wanna stay here forever!"They will not be looking for a way out.
>>43410308My muscular ass and long thunder thighs. It is obvious that divinity is determined based on lower body mass male or female.
>>43410319Man am I lucky to have a big man ass!
>>43410318I guess I will be working on the portal myself then?>120 years have passed and yet I do not age>shitposting has lost its effect on me yet the suffering continues>green scourge grasp chokes>past >>43401735>present >>43410318>and the future >>43401189>got to get back - back to my Equestria - Alicornnon
>>43401189i'd sell chicken nuggets from my totally legal chicken farm and all of the anons will buy it making me super rich
>>43410251In reality alicornhood is reserved for those who ascend on the halls of anonhood, the best amongst the worst, the most autistic (or least autistic depending on your interpretation), which I'll assume it's gonna be either one of the two guys still posting on /po/, and an honest to god oldfag from 2003 who somehow kept going after all these years
>>43411763I do wonder if there really is a oldfag from 2003 at all
>>43412165Who knows, some people never let go, maybe there is someone in their 40s lost in a sea of underage /v/ posters, especially after /f/ died
>>43402236It's like that one Rick and Morty bit where the whole planet was on a cob, but it's all Anon instead. Even the atoms are Anon.
>>43410308Not being a virgin
>>43412312But that's impossible! You have to be a virgin to use /mlp/!
>>43412838no not really
>>43401189I'd scream in agony, I think.
>>43405250>Lauren Faust herself is somewhere in EquestriaTrapped in a prison of her own making...
>>43401189i would be able to tell right away because it would be the complete opposite gender ratio of actual Equestria lmfao
>>43401507Pretty sure there was a fic with a similar premise
>>43413766Faustquestria sounds interesting
>>43414679i mean would it?
>>43415112yeah you get to be with faust which makes it worth it
>>43412838>>43413266paying for sex doesn't counttrust me, I tried
>>43411763>/po/I think /vip/ and /gd/ are slower because they're not as (in)famous for being slow lol>>43412165>>43412284I remember last year an oldfag thread with originalfags remembering fucking SAand not "faux-remembering" by being newfags that read the wiki, an actual group of men in their 40s posting threads that have been thought to be completely 404d decades fucking ago
>>43415885>an actual group of men in their 40s posting threads that have been thought to be completely 404d decades fucking agodamn, at least there's still hope in the world of the old internet
>>43416193Eh, the old internet is still gone.
>>43416821no it still here you just gotta hope
>>43417192I wish.
>>43401189I'd chill with everyone there, seems cool.
>>43418301but what if there was like a anin who's your nenesis
>>43418934Himself, duh.If you're here, you're your own worst enemy.
>>43418944i mean at least you didnt end up in a world full of 3dpds so you shouldn't hate yourself that much
>>43418974Imagine hundreds of Anon Filly clones rampaging through Ponyville.>"Faggot! Faggot! Tendies! Faggot! Faggot! Tendies! Faggot! Faggot! Tendies! Faggot! Faggot! Tendies! Faggot! Faggot! Tendies! Faggot! Faggot! Tendies! Faggot! Faggot!"
>>43419349So much chaos and the dear ponies would collapse upon learning what faggot and how tendies are made out of.
>>43419873>They're made ou-out o-f-f-f-f CHICKEN?! OH THE HORROR, THE HORROR!
>>43401189Rape.Next question.
>>43420259Would you rape yourself?
>>43420505Yes, and I have already in order to practice my rape techniques.Next question.
>>43420511give us your top 10 favourite to rape and top 10 regrets
>>43420526>favourite 10.) The homeless man9.) My aunt8.) Fluttershy7.) The drunk woman in the bathroom stall6.) The clown from my son's birthday party5.) Rainbowdash4.) Anon #4043.) Anon #69032.) Your Mom1.) My Mom>Regrets10.) The homeless man9.) Applejack8.) Your Father7.) Angry Joe6.) My dad5.) Mando Pony4.) Anon #23403.) Applejack(again)2.) My son1.) Those striped sub-equid asses
>>43420562I salute you for your immeasurable sacrifices to push the art of rape into the future
Bringing the Anonfillies to my private island
>>43420702Jeffery Epstein?! I thought you died back there...
>>43420985That's not Epstein you fool, that's Marestein!
>>43420989Not Fancy Pants?
>>43420993I think you mean Blueblood
>>43421001Wasn't it Celestia?
>>43421513She's not the one caught on camera foalnapping
>>43401189Zero snowpity detected. Not going.
>>43421654There's plenty of snowpity in an anonmare!
>>43421663This is a blue board, why are you posting NSFW?
>>43421654I ate all of the snowpity in equestria
>>43421993Give the snowpity back to the mares!!!
>filenameyou mean poonervile now lmao
>>43411102>"totally legal" chicken farmWhat exactly are you doing to those chickens?
>>43422835Arising them ^:)
>>43422835Nugging them
>>43422835FUCKING THE CHICKEN BABY WOOHOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK!
>>43423042>anon's magic makes cocks stand tallWhat fowl magic is this?
>>43423199Anonymous Magic
>>43423240Dear god...
>>43423240I think you mean >rape magic.
>>43424312How does it work?
>>43424998Do you want me to show you?
>>43425047Y-yeah?
>>43425306Dammit. You're horrible at this.
>>43425383wait do you want me to say no so you can >rape me?
>>43425607The joke goes:Do you want to play the rape game?No!That's the spirit!
>>43425635very wise words
>>43425635I don't get it.
>>43426156>rape
>>43401189Look to the nearest library to see if I can find a portal spell to go to other dimensions and try my luck there
>>43427170If there was such a spell then an another anon would've done it before you.
>>43427648oh yeah true
>>43401189Do all of the ponies have a question mark on their face? Horror story.
>>43428370no
>>43428370Yes, even Celestia and Luna, super cursed.
>>43429838now i want to see a pic of that
>(You) and an Anonmare spend 2 hours bane posting irl with each other at sugarcube corner>>43401189Cursed premise, but I'd still try and befriend the Anonponies. Sure, they'd be mentally ill wrecks, but I'd probably find that to be endearing.
>>43401190I'd win the >rape battle royale.
>>43430498Cute art, anon!
>Be me>Mexicanon>Die and go to Equestria>Reincarnate as the iconic and highly beloved Pepperdance from the blind bag toys>Forced to spend the rest of my days in rural Marexico farming peppersGenuinely can't tell if that would be heaven or hell
>>43431658Forgot picrel
>>43431663Big win, that mare is very cute.
>>43431663would
>>43430498green mane 6 looks cursed.
>>43432633Perfect actually since green is the best color.
>>43432928then why is the fastest pony not red?
>>43433107Is this what you want?
>>43433406Do they scream MAAARES instead of WAAAGH?
>>43433414No
>>43433450we live in a society
>>43433406Literally me. WAAARGH!
>>43432928too bad its not very creative
>>43434291I mean any color is not creative, no?
>>43434664eh red is cooler than green
>>43433406>>43433414pinkie is designated weird mare of the group. NO SHIT
>>43435620Well yeah, how do you explain her doing all sorts of impossible things that other earth ponies can't normally?
>>43436097magic
>>43436097She's a wizard. Specifially, he's an Allegator.
>>43436689Chip the Ripper?!
>>43401189Meet up with some anons for fun
>>43436989No, she's a wizard of places and connections.
>>43437820how does one be a wizard
>>43438304You need your feet on the ground.You need your head in the sky.You need the fire in your mind.You need a body that moves like water.
>>43401189Is PVP enab->>43401190
>>43438318Do I have to move like jagger?
>>43438887yes
>>43431663Where is this pic from?
>>43401189I will find the anon I like the least and tickle him to death
>>43413821>he thinks they'll all be as they were when they warp overhue. It's on random, anon. Have fun!
>>43440198Fuck it, we ball.
>>43439655>medium.pngI'll give you one guess.
>>43440204some of them don't ^:)
>>43440198It's not random. They're all hermaphrodites.
>>43440347Holy BASED
>>43440361Oh my...
>>43440347>spoilerno plz no
>>43441331Why not?
>>43441824idk what it means but it sounds really bad
>>43442143It's not that bad... Trust me :)
>>43442499bit sussy there
>>43442143I bet you would know what it was if I translated it to weeb.I swear, our education system as failed us.
>>43442933>I swear, our education system as failed us.yeah the american education system sucks, no child left behind resulted in retards graduating who don't know how to read
>>43401189I'd probably live as a hermit regardless if Equestria was exactly like the show. Seems like a comfy place to live alone in.
>>43401189i'm going to destroy all of ponyville because im bored
>>43401991Seems legit.
>>43401189do they have computers in equestria 'cause i'll be using them for the rest of my life
>>43445085They seem to have vacuum tubes, at least.The anons-turned-ponies are probably working on reinventing the transistor.
>>43445570hopefully no mobile phones or its over
>>43445851Then don't go to G5 and you're safe.
>>43446197well yeah im going to the peak aka gen 4
>>43446469Great.
>>43401189find a nice home in ponyville to sleep and be a NEET in so I can play pony vidya
>>43447642Why not go out and explore?
>>43447917NEET for life
>>43410305Each new pony born gets a randomly selected copy of the minds of one of the original Anons as they were when they first came to Equestria. The only changes made to each copy is that their memories are mutated to switch up any personally identifiable names so that multiple copies of the same Anon cannot trivially identify each other.
>>43448350>mutatedThis thread in a nutshell!
>>43448365But enough about you.
>>43401189I'm going to hide in the attic of Sweet Apple Acres.
>>43448350>Anon cannot trivially identify each other.I mean anons will eventually find out, no?
>>43449506perhaps but that's the fun
>>43401189Hobomaxxing in canterlot lol
>>43440347
>>43450849Don't worry too much. You might think it would be a non-stop orgy of>rapebut it's more likely that everypony would be too socially awkward to make a move on anypony.
>>43450862so rapey it turns normal? quite something
>>43451415Actually quite rapey.
>>43401189id cry
>>43401189I'd cum.
>>43401189I'd go to the bar and drink my worries away and forget what's happening around me..
>>43450849>rape
>>43453918Do not rape the town bycicle.
>>43453492>"And that's how I ended up starting the tradition of the "Town Orgy"."
>>43452026>quite rapey.Found my new pony name.
>>43455563Wonder who'll be Always Rapey
>>43456174me
>>43456174The anon reading this.
>>43401190It's rape or be raped!
>>43458082I'm gonna rape (You)!
>>43401190yo anyone want to queue for squads? I'll be dropping in manehatten as this guy.
>>43458537it's like the question of barbers getting haircuts. but with Rape!
>>43459624Cherry Filler
>>43459835Not Screwloose?
>>43460465Do you know the pony I'm referring to?
>>43460468not really, explain now.
>>43461055It's one of Doug Winger's fan-made ponies.
>>43461073THIS GUY?! Fuckin whew what a old tart didn't know he liked MLP as well.
>>43461675he has good taste
>>43461675Bro looks like a raisin.
>>43462575That's because he's OLD, anon.
>>43463176Not just old. he died some years back.
>>43463398>spoileroh god...
>>43463398Well I just learned something today.
>>43464154+1 no contribution
>>43401189I'll >rape everything
>>43465302I will prevent that from happening, Anon!
>>43465980>rape
>>43401189I dunno, fukken go home?
>>43401189>Equestria except no snowpityWhat you describe isn't equestria, unless somehow anons are implanted with snowpities.. in which case it would erase just about their entire being and is essentially death.
>>43467238you're stuck here in this equestria now
>>43468431Fuck...
>>43468431i dont see a problem with that
>>43469472It's not the real Equestria...
>>43470348and?
>>43470612It sucks.
>>43401189>rape everypony
>>43415879>paying for sex doesn't count>trust me, I triedWho'd you attempt to have sex with?
>>43472578A Thai ladyboy, probably
>>43472588B-but that's a male and not female...
>>43471979They will >rape you first. It'll be a rapefest.
>>43472932I'd win even if the whole world aimed for me first.
>>43474072Lose actually since you'd be cummed up into more cum than anything really
>>43474072>rape
>>43402283Nah they're grown men who crawl on all fours with pieces of wood and leaves taped to them
>>43475620What about that medusa chicken?
>>43476140Guy in a chicken suit with a bag of cement.
>>43476186Yaks? Are they mongolian anons?
>>43476805yes
>>43477488GODDAMN U MONGORIANS!
>>43477495https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WlI24rv__gOOOOoooOOOOO
>>43401189Cum.
>>43478318soul
>>43401189Isn't that just /mlp/?
>>43480177It's /mlp/ if /ptfg/ metastasized into every thread and the effects became real.
>>43412165>>43411763Oldfag from 2003 here. I don't post to /mlp/ I'm not really into ponies I just clicked the post from the main page because I couldn't see what the image was.First of all fuck all of you. Second of all being stuck in magic pony land would be torture, but if it was all of you and me I guess I'd become king of the spergs after a while.
>>43480843>What would I be? Remember the fate of the villain in The Black Hole? That, but with ponies.
>>43480177what are the mods and jannies if so?
>>43481560Diamond Dogs.
>>43482003kek
>>43401189Do nothing.
>>43401189are all of the buildings anons as well or anon themed
>>43484280Yeah, green world.
>>43485754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iwHb189X84Now I want to hear a anon edit of this lel
