Echo EditionI like bats! You should post some.
baps are cringe
They're all so slutty
>>43407465Long legs and a big butt. Just the way I like my baps.
>>43407600And one of them can be your slut.
Here's my bap. Artist is Justasuta
>>43408857Is that your OC or something?
The anon below me is actually a bat in disguise
>>43409216Damn it.The cover is is blown.
>>43409216I wish I was a scary bat mutant.
>>43409716Why a mutant when a proper bat is an option?
>>43409208Ye :3c
>>43410192To make it twice as scary.
>>43410587I see.
>>43408857I rate this bat fuckable/10.
>>43408857>bat stallionso is he gay or super gay?
>>43411958Are bats better or worse driver in comparison to other ponies?
>>43412389Depends, how intoxicated are they?
>>43412805Yes.
must fuck bats
>>43412206Can't be too gay, considering that bat ponies haven't gone extinct.
>>43413481bat hooves typed this post
I've got something I want to say*ahem*...FUCK BAT PONIES!!!that is allthank you
>>43412389They yell a lot, for one thing.>abandon any attempts to avoid collisions in favor of getting their bodies sturdier as an evolutionary strategy, https://youtu.be/nPEPX4z4KBw?t=301>>bats collided with large sponge walls that produce a weak echo as if they did not exist.>>Study Shows Bats Jam Each Other's Sonar to Snatch the Best PreyYeah, they would be menaces even sober.
>>43413604nah bat stallions are very very gay. that's why bat mares are so rapey, it's simply necessary for them.
>>43413641I'm not sure if that's hot or not.
>>43414139>Upside down lovemakingHoly unf.
>>43413617Very inspiring.
Will I really get a bunch of STDs if I fuck the bat? Or is this an anti-bat propaganda?
>>43415054Baps are very clean and pure. There is zero risk of anything like that.Not like with those filthy mudponies...
>>43415075How dare you, erf ponies make the most loyal, cleanest wives. Those slutty featherbrains though...
>>43415075A bat pony typed this reply with her hooves
>>43415054Bats are filthy.But bat ponies are clean.
>>43415365Sounds like mudpony propaganda... You're just trying to stir the pot!Baps are always pure!
>>43415715I really like those wings grips. I works for them when it shouldn't work for Pegasi.
>>43415115You really think one can type with hooves?
>>43416727you just need a really big keyboard
Can you guys post some non-slutty bat ponies please
>>43416776I rode one of those horses. Very spooky.
>>43416822Why was it spooky?
>>43413609>bat on bat actionHot.
>>43417044It was very sticky and kept trying to go into the water.
>>43417665Sexy.
>>43417665I still think they aren't actually sticky. Wannabe riders were just too scared to let go, and too ashamed to admit it later.
>>43418302>Wannabe riders were just too scared to let go, and too ashamed to admit it later.Kelpie hooves typed this post.
>>43415034Sheetz aint nothing, what about the bat pones that staff the wafflehouse?
>>43418984That wing is bent at a very painful angle.
>>43419878>Bats in socks This will never not be hot.
Bat up.
>>43407087
>>43416818I've yet to see a slutty one.
>>43422006yuge earscute
Is it true that a bat's heart beats 1000 times per minute when she's flying?
would you pinkiebat?
>>43422208No, I dislike Pinkie too much.
>>43422198Bats I guess. But definitely not bat pony hearts. No organism of that size would be able to endure that.
>>43422208>Would you mareYes.
>>43416822I've rode a few horses before, can't remember what breed they were though.
>>43423438Bigger or smaller ones?
>>43423732Huh, I was expecting an eeeee to come at some point.
>>43424230The eeee was sent to you via bap telepathy. You didn't notice?
A new bap thread? Don't mind if I do
>>43424549No, I'm dull.
>>43424230PSA: If a bat doesn't eee, it means it's an ambush. If you can plainly see her not eeeing, it usually means you're not the target.
>>43425147That's good to know, thanks.
>>43426138That's an unusual stance for rear hooves.
>>43422208Would her eeeees be even more intense?
The bat offers (You) a refreshing drink. Do you accept?
>>43426443It wouldn't be more intense, but the timbre of her eeee would be sweeter and more rounded. This is as opposed to a bap eeee, which would be sharper and with more minor overtones. At least, that's my understanding.
>>43426963Probably spiked. So, yes, of course I accept it.
>>43426963Purple drank? Yes!
>>43426963Sure thing.
>>43427969There was no mango in the box when it arrived, so naturally I sent it back. No fucking fraud can swindle me, nuh-uh.
pregante bap
>>43427984Silly Anon. There was a mango in that box.It was just eaten before you opened the thing.
>>43428949Before the box was opened the mango was in a superposition of two states: "eaten by bap" and "not eaten by bap". When he opened the box, the wave function collapsed and he found that the mango was in the quantum state of "eaten by bap".
>>43429041>Schroedinger's BatLet's not kid ourselves. The mango never had a chance.
>>43429446Schrödinger's Cat: As long as we do not observe the cat, it is both alive and dead.Schrödinger's bap: The mango is eaten, no matter if we observe it or not.
>>43423716They were large, I think. I was just a young buck at the time. I remember small tree branches brushing against my head
>>43429693It's funny, because the larger horses tend to be much calmer and more friendly.
>>43429453Essentially, yes.
>>43407087I have no idea what's happening ITT, all I know is that seeing echo's mangoless distressed expression on the catalog makes me wish it was replaced by her getting mangoes back.This is inhumane for her to be deprived of mangoes.
>>43429453Are you saying bats are essentially classical at any scale? Wouldn't it make them flesh automatons with no free will?
>>43430931They are only behave obligatory classical when mangos are involved. In non-mango-related situtations, they have free will, but once you add in a mango, all free will gets suspended until the mango has transitioned from uneaten to eaten. After that, the bap regains free will.
>>43430837God, I love these digit wings. They're cute.
Lucky Roll demands belly rubs.
Eh?
>>43431962She should win though. Her name is Lucky for a reason.
>>43407087Do blankflank, flightless batponies exist? (And I'm not asking about myself.)
>>43432229
>>43432147Sure, her winning is a valuable lesson.
>>43432235Nice try, we can tell those wings are paper mache
>>43432229>And I'm not asking about myself.Wait, that implies you're a bat pony.
>>43432804That is not a bap.
>>43433088Anon is probably too high to notice the difference.
>>43431461Among other things.
>>43433200Coincidentally, many bats were conceived for the same reason.
I miss the old bat thread generals so much
>>43433924What about them do you miss?
>>43433924Imagine being pounced on by a bat stud.
>>43434805Nice try, we all know baps are like asari.
>>43433088Mea culpa. It squeezed into my bat folder and the bong looked like it was mango-themed.
>>43435497>mango-themed bongThis sounds so weird that it's almost funny.
>"Are you a virgin, Anon?">"I love popping cherries."
>>43407087>>43430871It's mangover.
>>43436029>Human assWhy?
military bap
>>43436725How can bap fly with all that weight?
>>43436935Magic. I ain't got to explain shit.
>>43436106Artist's shit taste.
>>43436979Pretty much, yeah.
>>43436935>all that weighther butt ain't that big
>>43437842Not big. But dense. And clad in fucking metal.
>>43438701very sparkly
>>43438701She looks kinda more menacing with big leather wings like that. In a good way, even.
>>43439531>Unclothed Lucky Hot.
bat up
>>43440781What is she looking at?
>>43441783Mango tree
>>43441370
>>43441787Yeah I could buy that.
>>43443194I take 'Therapist Bat' for 100, Alex.
>>43442320
Bat is way too low.
>>43407600Why?
>>43443227Mailpony messed up your order, here's a hundred 'the rapist' bats.
>>43444543return the order
>>43444555Return to sender is sadly not a service they provide. impressive digits
>>43444543Well, better make do with what I get.
Bat bump
>>43443825
>>43445639
>>43444543>a hundred 'the rapist' batsTime to get to work.
>>43447009
>>43447767Please don't look at me like that.
h-hayaii
>>43448766My favorite bap!
>>43448397>weebats
You guys wouldn't actually boink a batpone would you!? That like how you start the Equestrian AIDs outbreak
>>43450784>That like how you start the Equestrian AIDs outbreakWhy is producing bat pone foals the equivalent of AIDS?
>>43450784How could you ever say no, though?
>>43451327Simple, just say NO (either way you are going to be raped.)
>>43451454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYRHgYbNeso
Bats are very intelligent creatures
>>43452770>tfw no mago,,
>>43452405Meh. Real bats are cringe. They carry way too many diseases.
>>43454283Conspiracy bat.
alcoholic bap
>>43456273What are drunk bats like?
>>43456569They talk about Nightmare Moon a lot, and how much better everypony would have it under her rule.
>>43456569probably drunk
>>43456569Surprisingly difficult to differentiate from sober bats
>>43456697Does this mean every bat I encounter could potentially be heavily intoxicated?
>>43447539
>>43456569An existential threat to your virginity.
>>43456273one of the rare moonat*k images that is actually somewhat cute
Oh no, it's a rape of batponies
>>43458452So one bat is 1/6th of a rape?
>>43457491I accept the challenge.
>>43458740The peril is too perilous!
>>43458966Only one way to find out, Arthur.
>>43456700That holds true for all ponies in theory.You can never know for sure.
>>43456635>and how much better everypony would have it under her ruleYeah, you've got to be drunk to think that.
~batty bat bat~
>>43461819You have my attention.
>>43461819So just a normal bat with morning hair? (Their morning hair is straight because they sleep upside down)
Swooping the bat from page 10.
>>43462313That's useful.
>>43462956She can't possibly eat all of that by herself.
>>43462910
>>43463885Won't stop that fat pig from trying.
>>43463885Are you sure about that?
>>43464699
>>43465525
>>43466433
Batty up.
>>43461247What would a bat pony bar look like?
>>43468332
Don't forget that bat ponies are depraved goblins. She'll have sex with you every day if you let her. She'll push you to act out all of her crazy fetishes. She'll use your seed to reproduce herself. One bat pony can easily become seven as her daughters grow up to be just as perverted as her.
>>43468353Fucking kek. The addition of the bottle caps really sells it.
>>43468586And that's a problem because...?
>>43468586oh nooooo haha that would be so terrible i hope that doesn't happen hahaha
>>43468586>Fact: You share about 90% of your DNA with bats. You might not like it, but it's true. Your DNA is only like 2% different from a Chimpanzee.>That said, bat pony wombs cannot support non-bats any more than a cow's womb can support a bear. Yet we bats have a special survival trait that lets us succesfully fuck and breed anything that's at least 90% compatible.>The 10% non-overlap comes entirely from me while the 90% overlap is split 50/50. This means the foal will always be a bat pony and thus can thrive in my womb.>The final split is 45% you, 55% me and yes, they will be bat ponies. Given how difficult it is for male humans to breed these days, I think this is a reasonable genetic offer. You should be thankful I'm willing to reproduce 45% of your DNA for you. As a female I'm doing most of the work, anyway, so I kinda deserve more.>So yeah. 45:55 in my favor. Best I can do. Sign this marriage contract and we can start reproducing.
>>43468982She speaks the truth.
You know what, for good old times>grabs Heartbeats butt>>43407465I've forgotten the name of my own ocdamn
>>43469854>HeartbeatWhat's her story?
>>43469854>forgetting your OCAnon, that better not be true.
>>43471170It gets kinda hard to keep track when you have like 6 bats 1 snowpony 1 kirin 1 mothpony 1 ai generated anime girl and said anime girl has been your "main oc" for like 3 years now after you've retired from writefagging when it comes to creativity
>Batpony marriage will be mandatory under Lunar law.Is this the kind of future you want?
>>43471773Hell no. It's fine if you fall in love with a bat and marry her and everything.But mandatory is fake and gay.
>>43471773Not sure if 'mandatory' is the right word, but if a bat pony wants to marry you then you're probably going to marry her. They tend to be extremely forward in a way guys have trouble saying no to.She'll literally just break into your house and start making your breakfast, sitting on your lap, sneaking into your bed and under the covers at night and doing other such things until you eventually get used to your new 'wife'.You may think you can resist, but she can wear you down. Fast. Most guys last a few weeks, while others take a year or so to finally decide it's just easier to marry her.
>>43471867>midnight oilImmediate marriage.
>>43471867Wake up. She's laying on top of you.>Good morning, honey! I'll make you breakfast and pack you lunch so you can get a few extra minutes of sleep. Don't worry, I already know what you like because I've been watching you. Wink wink.You're literally never seen her before in your life.
>>43472286Works for me.
>>43468982>Fact: You share about 90% of your DNA with bats. You might not like it, but it's true. Your DNA is only like 2% different from a Chimpanzee.Girl, we're literally from different dimensions.>This means the foal will always be a bat pony and thus can thrive in my womb.Explain Arizona, whose erfie ancestry is quite obvious by the lack of wings.
>>43473629>Girl, we're literally from different dimensions.Fine. Fine. No bat wife or kids for you.
>>43471773Where does she wear the ring anyways?
>>43473815I find this acceptable. I'll find a pony of another race to marry and procreate with. At least erfies are kind and caring without being stalkers and pegasi have cool cloud homes.
>>43474121And unicorns?
>>43465944Fun fact: most bats need glasses, but they generally only bother to get them after marriage, so they can see their husband’s face.
>>43474121Sorry, same issue. Other dimensions and all. You can have a nice human girl, though.
>>43474549>human girl>niceget out, faggot
>>43474549No I can't.They hate me.
>43474549g8 b8 m88/8
>>43474549I'll fuck you up.
>>43474843>"I'll just fuck you."
>>43474852Now we're talking.
>>43475411
>>43475471How is Lucky so hot?
Teacher bat a cute!
>>43476340She doesn't look very happy.
>>43470462The story of touching her butt?>touch butt>you can't do that on the internet omg etc>...>touch butt>noooooooooooo you can not the buttOr what is Heartbeats story all together as an oc? No idea I forgot ages ago. Also there's Fairylights. Some relation, cousin, sister, no clue. >>43471282apparently I also have a +1 bat pony more I also forgot and a + 1 succubus pony as well. Oh and two shark ponies i think. So much stuff in a folder i have not opened in years
>>43476696I wish I saved them by name rather than a string of numbers I have no idea who these ponies are, but might as well post a few
>>43476700Or something more helpful than "prettybat.png"
>>43476703This one I remember it has a penis
>>43476708And some kind of collection of bats
>>43476711Bats grow from flowers?And other stuff like that
>>43476708>it has a penisThat would make it a he.
>>43468586If you try to resist, then she will bite you.Her saliva is a military-grade aphrodisiac.
>>43477014Hot.
>>43476715>Bats grow from flowers?What?
>>43477068Bat mares can achieve the same extent, with somewhat less intensity, by licking you.So no, she is not trying to eat you or drink your blood.She is merely trying to make you more receptive to her advances.
>>43477999Nice digits.That's a, uh, nice tongue? Very... Long.
