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What is Equestria's total fertility rate? Are they above or below replacement level?
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>>43407149
They'll be dangerously overpopulated after I get my greasy fingers on my waifu
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>>43407156
>They'll be dangerously overpopulated after I get my greasy fingers on my waifu
No. A mare can give birth to only one foal per year. You have to impregnate several mares a day, and even that would still be just a drop in the ocean.
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>>43407169
>A mare can give birth to only one foal per year.
Not a problem for an immortal!
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But ponies live for crazy long so it's cool
I honestly never gave a shit about birth rates collapsing on Earth because this place is a hellhole. As soon as women have the option to not have kids they don't and rightfully so this place fucking sucks. Both men and women are grinded down and forced into gay ass rat races
They'd prolly be a lot more open to it in Equestria but ponies seem to not be as sexualised of a society and they're all autists too engaged in their own thing also prolly have a lot of gays or whatever
They receive healthy booster shots from the occasional human falling in and turning into a pony
Apple Mares prolly have a birth rate of 3 though
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>>43407169
So, you're saying I can boink all of Ponyville, and that will be just fine?
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>>43407149
At least replacement. Most families we see have 2-3 kids.
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>>43407149
decreacing each year thanks of family values dying
just ask mac sister
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>>43407169
Ponies are not real-life mares. For all we know the gestation period can be a few months.
>>43407173
This
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>>43407185
Yeah. However, a bunch of stallions will be chasing after you if you plan to impregnate all the mares in Ponyville.
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>>43407253
Don't worry, stallions, I'll impregnate you, too.
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>>43407149
It's probably alright because ponies are very fuckable. But don't even think of asking them about it, never mention trying to run a census. Unlike humans, they don't appreciate being treated like cattle. It's a major faux pas at best, at worst they'll think you're a changeling spy.
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>>43407194
Yeah, but how many families do you see?
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>>43407248
>from best princess to best mom
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>>43407248
AWOOOOOOOGA TWILIGHT SPARKLE WIFE UNF UNF UNF UNF PLA P PLAP PLAP
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>>43407310
they have a tax system
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>>43407822
How does their tax system works?
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>>43407149
In the show? We have no idea. Equestria's a nice place to live, and seemingly lacks many of the problems hindering human fertility, so it's probably around replacement level. Lower in the cities, higher in the country.
But it can be whatever you want it to be, Anon. That's the beauty of headcanon.
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>>43408144
You pay in bits.
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>>43407169
I also imagine they have dangerously low fertility windows
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Get mares pregnant now
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>>43409549
Yes, I plan to do that as a human, thank you.
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>>43409558
It's better if you do it as a colt or any other non-human creature.
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>>43409562
Hey watch that nose, someones going to trip on it.
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>>43409558
This but as a pony.
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>>43409566
Being an human is cool, but there are cooler options.
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>>43407149
Pretty high if anons flood it, luckily I'll stop them from breaking the balance of equestria by impregnating every anon that walks in no matter what.
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>>43409036
But the estrus during that window can get aggressive. Yes please to occasionally aggressively horny, 11 month pregnant mare wife.
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>>43407149
Out of six mares they had one foal, giving 0.17 foals per mare.
As far as I can tell, their demographics are fucked.
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>>43410333
that's because sadly, dragons cannot impregnate ponies
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>>43410335
Dragons can impregnate any species according to established lore.
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>>43407156
...with gross satyr abominations?
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>>43411616
Freaky-ass semi-anthro things, like from Tales.



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