>Here it is Lyra. It took some digging and I had to pull alot of strings but here in my hooves is a compendium of human history. All their worst deeds and mistakes. I should tell you that the pony who got me this information asked to have their entire memory wiped or else they would jump off a cliff. Who knows what horrors it contains. I bet humans have done terrible things to each other for no reason. Or worse…they probably have a history of eating equines. I’ll understand if you just want to skip this part and go straight to capturing Anon and locking him in a cage in Tartarus for the rest of his miserable existence.
blah blah blah humans bad blah blah blah stop fantasizing in ways that personally upset me blah blah blahNext shitty thread please.
>Oh, don't worry, Anon already went over all of the awful stuff his species has done with me! He's safe, he'd never commit atrocities on a massive scale or anything like that.>I'm pretty sure if I figure out how to create a perceptually-identical meat product that doesn't require the suffering of animals he'll even stop sexually harassing random ponies around town!
>>43409681>random ponies>implying anon isn't faithful to one mare
>>43409681>stop sexually harassing random poniesTwilight, I...
>>43409687She needs to believe he's capable of this. Don't take it from her, please.
>>43409667Its not my fault most of humanity has done horrible things to each other and the planet. Also I'm sure they had valid reasons to hunt prehistoric horses, they probably tasted good.
>>43409667Not my problem. I'm a pony now so that stuff isn't on me. Now excuse me while i'll be with my marewife.
>Bonbon... this is just a collection of grimdark MLH fanfics. I even recognize my prose in some of those.
>>43409667>misanthrope thread #890,634,000,238Tiresome 19 year olds with a negative bias because school only teaches them about atrocity so they think that's all there is.
>>43409990yeah cause no school taught the time you sucked 500 cocks, nonny.
>>43409992And I'll do it again. I'll do it to YOU.
>>43409675fippybippy
>>43409681>he'll even stop sexually harassing random ponies around town!But I didn't get a turn yet...
>>43411653WewWhere’s her crotchboobs to dampen the thrusting?
>>43411653Be gentle with her, she's a good pony.
>>43411653Based anon
>>43411653Uh, based?
>>43411653>BonBon keeps badmouthing humans to Lyra so she can keep them all to herself
>>43411653>she can never know, anon
>>43409667Bump.
>>43411688>its part of some undercover mission to keep your urges contained to her alone>in her mind being this kind of sacrificial lamb makes her a hero
>>43409667wtf are you talking about bon bon lol, no such thing actually exists you crazy mare. Now excuse I got to finish this book about learning how to use magic so I can do some cool unicorn stuff.
